"That won't do." Peng TouSi refused, "I'm only a bodyguard, not a killer. As long as she doesn't attack Miss Ai Mi, I won't make a move."
"Nonsense! She's already attacking me! She's using her eyes and brain waves to attack me! " Ai Mi was unrelenting, "Also, she admitted to injuring the manservant, so it's already a crime of destroying private property. I have the right to retaliate!"
After seeing that Peng TouSi did not have any hostility towards us, Xiao Qin's vigilant posture relaxed and she returned to being an ordinary girl carrying her backpack after school.
Her attention shifted to the arrogant and domineering Ai Mi.
"Who are you calling a manservant?"
Ai Mi pointed in my direction, "It's him."
"How could he be your manservant? Stop bragging! "
Xiao Qin's chest heaved up and down and her mood was not calm.
Ai Mi proudly propped her elbows on the soft sofa and propped up her delicate face.
"Hmph, the first time I met him, he was lost, tired, and hungry. I felt sorry for him, so I picked him up off the streets. Then he volunteered to be my manservant to repay my kindness!"
Who did you pick up off the streets! Your mom picked up Peng TouSi off the streets of America, did you follow suit and picked me up off the streets of China? Bastard, you can't just randomly pick up people! Even if you picked him up, you have to hand him over! Also, you're the one who got lost, right?
"Hmph, the manservant knows that the treatment of working under me is very good, and he might even be promoted to a butler one day, so he's loyal to me. Who do you think you are, why are you so close to my manservant? Are you trying to poach him! "
Xiao Qin turned around and looked at me with an inquiring gaze. I licked my lips and didn't know where to start explaining.
Speaking of which, my relationship with Ai Mi is quite strange. I don't even know why I'm playing the game of manservant or butler with Ai Mi.
Seeing that Xiao Qin didn't speak, Ai Mi thought she had the upper hand.
"Manservant, don't stand behind that fierce woman, she won't hurt you again! Come over here! "
I didn't move.
Ai Mi's expression didn't look too good.
"Why aren't you listening to your master? Who is she to you? "
Xiao Qin lowered her head and thought for a second. Then, she grabbed my right hand and made it look like we were going home hand in hand.
Then he looked at Ai Mi, who was lying on the seat and couldn't move.
"I'm Ye Lin classmate's childhood friend, we grew up together. Even if I accidentally hurt him, he would still forgive me. "
Though she said so, her body trembled, and she pleaded in a voice only I could hear:
"Don't shake my hand off, I beg you …"
Her gaze was both timid and lovable.
I have no choice, I'll let you be presumptuous for once.
As if she was encouraged by my tacit agreement, Xiao Qin raised the volume of her conversation with Ai Mi:
"Although we are only childhood sweethearts, we are rapidly developing in the direction of lovers … Oh right, we have even kissed!"
It wasn't entirely a lie. At the very least, they had kissed.
"Woof, woof!"
Obama called out in an untimely manner. It was unknown if he was trying to boost his master's prestige or if he was just bored.
Ai Mi's small eyebrows were tightly knitted and she looked angry from embarrassment. "What's so great about kissing! If I give the order, the manservant will also kiss me! "
As if he said the wrong thing, he hurriedly added:
"He would be satisfied as long as he can kiss my feet. If I let him kiss my face, he would be so excited that his blood vessels would explode!"
Who would explode! Aren't you overestimating your own charm?
Xiao Qin secretly laughed, but only I heard it.
Is it because she found out from our conversation that Ai Mi never kissed me, so she thinks she won?
"Stop joking around, you silly girl!" Xiao Qin held me tightly with one hand and pointed at Ai Mi's nose with the other.
"Woof, woof!"
Obama barked again thinking Xiao Qin was pointing at him.
"Ye Lin classmate would never kiss a girl's feet! It's more like the other way around! You clearly don't understand Ye Lin classmate at all, but you're still bragging! "
"Ah!? Do you really understand me? "
"Of course!" Xiao Qin was clearly only a few years older than Ai Mi, but she acted like an adult and used her thumb to point at her face.
"Not only have I kissed Ye Lin classmate, but I've also slept with him!"
Who slept with you?! How dare you spout nonsense in broad daylight?! What if someone hears you, do you still want your reputation as a girl!
I subconsciously wanted to pull my right hand out of Xiao Qin's hand. Xiao Qin, who felt this, quickly clenched her hand, then loosened it a bit, then clenched it again, as if it was an 'SOS' signal, asking me to forgive her for her slip of the tongue.
She quickly corrected herself: "When we were young, we slept together on a mat in the summer! No, but that was still a very intimate act! Both of us were only wearing underwear, and we slept hand in hand like the Haier brothers! "
No, I searched carefully in my mind. There was no such thing in my childhood. This is just your imagination, isn't it? But one summer, you sneaked into my house, rolled me up in a mat while I was taking a nap, and rolled me onto the ground!
Ai Mi asked Peng TouSi: "Who are the Haier brothers?"
Peng TouSi quickly replied as if he had already memorized the answer:
"An electrical brand in China. Their logo is two boys wearing underwear. All the fridges I bought for the kitchen are from this brand."
After he finished speaking, he even smiled with a deeper meaning.
What are you smiling for! The reason you bought Haier fridges is because you think the Haier brothers who are holding hands are the same kind of gays! After that, it would definitely be publicized in the gay circles in the United States, saying that China was very accepting of homosexuals. Even an electrical appliance brand would openly use two gay friends as its logo!
"Hmph, children's games, it doesn't prove anything!"
Ai Mi said as if she was not a child.
"You're so violent, the manservant won't like you!"
"Why not! If I keep working hard, Ye Lin classmate will definitely like me! " Xiao Qin vowed and asked: "Would he like you if he doesn't like me?"
Ai Mi didn't know why she averted her gaze and whispered: "The manservant only has admiration for his master, I don't care about being liked by the manservant!"
"But … but!" Ai Mi emphasized, "If he had to choose between you and me, he would definitely choose me!"
"Nonsense! Ye Lin classmate would never like an elementary school student! "
"You're the elementary school student! I'm already in middle school! And I've even released my own records! "
"Those records of yours are terrible! Only lolicons would buy your records! Also, I heard from my mom that you're so delicate that you couldn't even do half a somersault with a steel wire tied to you. You even hurt your back and messed up the entire filming plan! If your body doesn't have enough endurance, there's no way you can be Ye Lin classmate's girlfriend! "
Hey, hey, hey, what does that mean? It's like I would hit or scold my girlfriend, or SM her every day!
"I …" Ai Mi couldn't think of a way to refute, "I'm not that weak! It's your mom's revenge! She purposely arranged for me to do difficult movements because I called her a b * tch! It must be! Also, she even recommended a Chinese doctor to treat me after I was injured! Who doesn't know that Chinese medicine is pseudoscience! She must have wanted to cripple me! Fortunately, I wasn't fooled by her. The massages that Obama gave me were definitely better than those unreliable Chinese doctors! "
What? Did Auntie Ren also recommend Ai Mi to go to Dr. Zhao's Orthopedics Hospital? Three generations of the Ren family have been treated there, it shouldn't be harming you, right? It's because you don't trust others and actually let a dog give you a massage, that's why your back hasn't healed yet, right?
"My mom wouldn't harm you! You're the one who's suspicious and stupid! Hurry up and go back to America! "
"Who wants to stay in China! Last week's smog made the American cast and crew sick, they're now clamoring for more subsidies! "
"That's because all of you Americans are too delicate! If you don't want to stay, then don't stay, there are other crews fighting for my mom! "
"You … if you say that again, I'll tell my mom to fire your mom!"
"Don't be silly, your mom is only your manager, not the producer of the crew, she doesn't have that authority!"
"If I say my mom can do it, then she can do it!"
Ai Mi became more and more unreasonable, she actually turned her head and ordered Peng TouSi:
"Don't just stand there, if you don't help me hit her, at least help me quarrel!"
Peng TouSi became the peacemaker and stood between the two, hoping that the dispute would not escalate.
"Both of you calm down, since you'll be working together for a long time in the future, please get along peacefully."
Ai Mi was really angry. She put two fingers in her mouth and whistled to attract Obama's attention. Then, she pointed at Xiao Qin:
"Go and bite her! Go and bite her for me! "
Obama had nothing to do, he jumped out of the car, spread his front limbs apart and stared fiercely at Xiao Qin.
But when he jumped, he hurt Ai Mi's back again. Ai Mi cried out in pain and almost cried out.
If you don't trust Chinese medicine, you should at least let Western medicine treat you, right? Using a dog to treat injuries, what kind of American remedy is this!
Xiao Qin sneered and looked down at the Husky who was in an attacking posture.
In less than 5 seconds, Obama let out a low whine, lowered his head, and ran away with his tail between his legs.
So the situation turned into a verbal attack between Ai Mi and Xiao Qin.
"You bad person! Even dogs are afraid of you! "
"It's your dog that's useless! It's as useless as you! "
"It's you who's bad!"
"You're the bad one!"
The more they argued, the more childish they became. In the end, they reached the point where they didn't need to use words and made faces at each other.
Xiao Qin stuck out her tongue: "Pah pah pah pah pah pah!"
Not only did Ai Mi stick out her tongue, but she also lowered her eyelids and used her fingers to prop up her nose, imitating a pig's snout: "Puff puff puff puff puff!"
I don't know how sad those American lolicons would be if they knew their idol was doing this.
I reckoned that since Peng TouSi was there, the two of them wouldn't be able to fight, so I turned around and chased after Obama.
Obama did not have a leash around his neck. He had already completely forgotten about Xiao Qin's terrifying gaze. The entire dog exuded the aura of returning to nature and ran wildly in the direction of our school.
When he got close to the school wall, he turned a corner and disappeared from my line of sight.
I slowed down my pace in relief: it was a bicycle shed, a dead end, I just had to slowly walk over and I would be able to catch him.
What was a bit unexpected was that when I reached the corner, I saw the class leader parked her bicycle to the side and squatting on the ground to play with the dog.
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