I will never be polite when dealing with my traitorous disciple, Eunuch Cao.
I told him to stop talking nonsense and quickly PS two nude photos of the class leader. I want to use them to fool people.
Seeing my serious face, Eunuch Cao did not ask for details, he just asked who I want to fool.
I said: It's your old customer, Li ErLeng from 2-2 class.
"His brain isn't very good, he should be able to fool people, right?"
Eunuch Cao shook his head vigorously.
"Master, then you are gravely mistaken!"
"What do you mean?"
"Think about it, Li ErLeng is my gold VIP customer. He has bought every version of the class leader's photos I PS, even the flawed ones. I'm afraid this kind of regular customer won't be able to fool his eyes."
Eyes my ass! Isn't there only one eye that can be opened?
"Also, due to the limited materials I have on hand, there are only a few original photos of the class leader, so the PS photos only have the same poses …"
Eunuch Cao said while imitating the class leader's movements in the photos.
"There's this, this, and this …"
Stop imitating, it's disgusting, mushy, and deceptive, I'm going to vomit!
"Uh-huh, that's why, master, Li ErLeng can tell I PS just by looking at the posture! Unless … "
"Unless what?"
Eunuch Cao's Xiao Huang rolled his eyes.
"Unless master can get a new photo of the class leader, I don't have one! Then I can successfully complete master's task! "
This is not a good idea. Doing this is equivalent to providing Eunuch Cao with more original materials.
Also, I don't think I have a way to get a photo of the class leader.
The one I had in my pocket last time was confiscated by the class leader.
Or, can I use Xiao Qin as a breakthrough?
During the afternoon self-study class, I asked Xiao Qin to help me get two photos of the class leader.
Xiao Qin was of course inexplicably surprised, the ballpoint pen in her hand was bent.
"Why, why does Ye Lin classmate want photos of the class leader! Are the photos I gave you last time not enough? There are a total of 20! Even if you use one every day, it's enough for Ye Lin classmate to use for more than half a month! "
You still have the face to mention the photos you forced on me? Moreover, what does it mean to wear out a card every day? Don't you put those pictures on the table for me to look at? Do you expect me to use them for strange purposes? Who's like you? I really wonder what you do with the picture of me when I was a child on your dresser every night!
"Don't worry about it. If I need it, you can go to the class rep and see if you can get a photo. By the way, a recent photo would be best. "
Xiao Qin was even more unhappy.
"If you need anything, you can, you can look for me! Wasn't this the purpose of childhood sweethearts? Is the class leader's photo more attractive than me? You're too much! "
I curled my lips. "Can you not taint the term childhood sweetheart? Don't tell me I need the class leader's photos for proper business. (Class leader, can you forgive me for photoshopping your nude photos to save your brother?) Even if I have ulterior motives, it's none of your business! "
"Why can't I care? I am your childhood sweetheart! Childhood friends have the privilege of meddling in other people's business! "
Xiao Qin persisted.
"You only know about childhood friends' rights, but don't you know about childhood friends' obligations?"
I decided to use my mouth to knock Xiao Qin out.
"Obligations …" Xiao Qin thought for a bit and immediately blushed. "Don't tell me Ye Lin classmate wants me to fulfill my obligations as a childhood friend so soon? I'm a bit … overjoyed … "
It's not the kind of obligation you're thinking about! Why does it feel like there's not much of a change even though our relationship has clearly regressed to childhood friends! Sure enough, Xiao Qin's understanding of childhood sweethearts is completely different from the average person!
"Hey, don't misunderstand, I'm talking about helping each other! Helping each other! Shouldn't childhood friends help each other achieve their wishes? "
Xiao Qin, who was not on guard, nodded with a blank expression.
"That's why, my current wish is to get a few recent photos of the class leader. Since you're my childhood friend, help me get them!"
"But, but Ye Lin classmate, isn't it too cruel for me to do that?"
"Cruel? How is it cruel? "
"You clearly know that your childhood friend, the girl next door, likes you, but you're telling her to get a photo of another girl. If that's the case, the girl next door's heart will bleed!"
I propped my chin with one hand and thought.
"That's true, but didn't you never confess to me?"
"Huh?" Xiao Qin's eyes widened in shock.
"Did you forget? Yesterday, you rewound the file of this incident! Right now, you're the girl next door who has a crush on me. You never confessed to me, so of course I don't know you like me! "
My fallacious reasoning made Xiao Qin's mouth wide open and she was speechless for a while.
"Since I don't know you like me, then I'm not asking you to do this on purpose to hurt you! Although you're sad, for the sake of your childhood friend's happiness, you should help me get a photo of the class leader! "
Xiao Qin was speechless.
Serves you right! Who told you to restart the server! You've messed up the world lines! Even you don't know what's going on right now!
After class, Xiao Qin dragged her half-dead body to find the class leader.
I laid on my desk and pretended to be asleep. I pricked up my ears to eavesdrop on what the two girls were talking about.
"Class leader, um … can you give me two photos of you? I want to keep it as a souvenir … for the sake of fairness, I'll also give you my photos! "
The class leader clearly felt that Xiao Qin's request was strange.
"Why are you suddenly saying this? Why do you make it sound like we're going to separate soon? Xiao Qin, are you going to transfer schools again? "
"No, no, I just suddenly wanted to show off to my mom the friends I made at school … (* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe"
"I really don't know what to do with you, I'll give you two photos from last year."
"Fuck, last year's won't do, it's best if it's fresh … No, recent photos, can you give me a recent photo?"
Xiao Qin's voice sounded very nervous. I felt like she was going to mess things up, so I had to open one eye to see the situation clearly.
The class leader tucked her long hair behind her ear and looked at Xiao Qin with a confused gaze.
"I haven't taken any photos recently, and why does it have to be a recent photo?"
"Maybe it's because a recent photo looks more realistic, I guess …"
"Guess?"
The class leader's gaze instantly sharpened. Damn, she's in detective Shu Sha mode!
"No, class leader, don't overthink it, there's nothing suspicious at all!" Xiao Qin explained helplessly, "No one wants to do strange things with your photos!"
"Then what does he want to do?"
The reason why I determined that the class leader was referring to a male 'he' was because when the class leader spoke, her sharp gaze was directed in my direction.
"It's true ~ ~ ~ ~ class leader, you have to believe me!"
It was as if Xiao Qin realized that she had already caused me to get into trouble, and she began to take responsibility.
"Class leader, don't suspect others! There's definitely no one who ordered me! That's right! Even if I do strange things with the class leader's photos, it's still my hobby! It's only because I like the class leader! It has nothing to do with anyone else! "
This explosive declaration attracted Little Smart, who had just recovered from her illness and was about to go back to school.
Her body was still weak, but her face glowed with excitement because she heard Xiao Qin's words.
"Ahem … I can't believe I actually met one in my lifetime … class leader, let me interview you on the spot, do you want to be the aggressor or the aggressor?"
Faced with Little Smart's sudden question, the muscles under the class leader's eyes twitched as if she was stung by a bee.
Xiao Qin added fuel to the fire by grabbing the class leader's sleeve, "I'm begging you, give me two photos! I'll use it myself, I won't give it to anyone else! It's true! "
Shu Sha blocked Xiao Qin to the side and walked over to my seat in large strides.
"Ye Lin, stop pretending to be asleep!"
I wanted to get up and escape, but I was a step too slow. She grabbed the back of my uniform and pulled me out of the classroom. She only let me go when we were under the window in the hallway.
Don't pull and pull! The school prohibits boys and girls from dating early! Don't you know that the school has 100 rules prohibiting intimate contact between boys and girls? Do you want the class to have points deducted!
If you weren't so weak (compared to me and Xiao Qin), I would have already used brute force to break free!
The class leader stared angrily at my face, then she reached out a fair and elegant hand.
"Hand it over."
"Hand over what?"
"Something you're going to use to threaten Xiao Qin … something like nude photos?"
"Stop joking! I don't have any nude photos of Xiao Qin! "
But your PS nude photos are going to be inflated soon! What's worse is that you'll be drugged with sleeping pills by your brother, and then you'll be photographed naked!
"You really don't have any? Did I guess wrong? "The class leader had a doubtful expression," Then it's the photos in the women's washroom, right? Take it out. "
"Okay, I'll take it." I reached into my pocket to pull out the photos, then I suddenly realized something was wrong, "Why would I have that kind of thing! Besides, our school doesn't even allow cell phones, how am I supposed to take photos?! "
"Maybe there's an advanced pinhole camera … perverts don't hesitate to spend money to achieve their goals. Did you not threaten Xiao Qin and force her to install more cameras in the women's washroom in order to achieve your evil goal of threatening all the girls in the school? "
"What kind of person am I in your eyes! Something like that would never happen! "
"Right now, I'm putting an end to that possibility!" The class leader did not lower her head and was full of righteousness.
A member of the student council's disciplinary committee passed by in the hallway and saw a man and a woman standing under the window. He took out his notebook as if it was a treasure and wanted to ask for our student numbers, but he recognized me and walked away with his tail between his legs.
After being interrupted by the disciplinary committee member, Shu Sha and I suddenly had nothing to say.
"If there's nothing else, I'm going back!"
I broke the silence that lasted for a minute.
Shu Sha stopped me from behind.
"Hey, you can deny other things, but you were the one who ordered Xiao Qin to ask for my photos, right? What are you doing with my photos? "
She seemed to be referring to not only this time, but also the time she confiscated my photos.
If I had to explain, it would take a lot of effort! I would also have to say a lot of things that I wanted to hide!
I really wanted to just say "I used it to masturbate"! That would save a lot of trouble!
"If you don't refute, does that mean you're the one who ordered it?"
I subconsciously nodded, I still hadn't thought of what to say next.
I didn't expect the class leader to sigh and end the interrogation early.
When she brushed past me, she said in a very light tone:
"Don't make it difficult for me. If you really want my photos, I can give you one."
"But, you have to promise me that you won't use it to …"
She couldn't continue. It was as if the class leader lost to her opponent in a 100m race. She returned to the classroom in shame and self-blame.
She still had to run the last two steps. It seemed like there wasn't enough air in the hallway. She was about to suffocate after sharing oxygen with a large animal like me for so long.
Is it a blessing or a curse? As long as I swear to the class leader, I can get the original photos!
But if I PS the photos the class leader specially gave me, I would be letting down the class leader's trust!
Even if I didn't masturbate to the original photos, there would be N people (N ≥ 3) who masturbate to the PS nude photos!
I suddenly felt that the class leader was too pitiful. She didn't even know her photos were being used by others.
I might as well cut off the source of this evil! Cao JingShen wouldn't dare disobey my orders! I'll make the class leader's nude photos, as well as the nude photos of other female students, disappear from 28 Middle!
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