On the day of the exam, I felt that my hand had recovered well, so I removed the splint.
Since it wasn't windy or raining, I ran around DongShan Lake as usual.
While running, I saw the kung fu shirt gramps again.
I took the initiative to greet him:
"Gramps, my hand has recovered, do you think I should learn Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms from you or Qian Kun Da Nuo Yi?"
Gramps rolled his eyes at me: "You're so talkative, you can only learn Monkey Fist."
Then he looked at me carefully, then waved his hand: "No, no, looking at your running posture, I can tell that your left hand hasn't fully recovered yet, it will take at least another two weeks."
I found it strange: "I think I've recovered! I'm not even afraid of fighting with people now! "
Gramps was unmoved: "You can fight with people, but you can't learn my kung fu! Stop being so long-winded and keep running! Come talk to me again in two weeks! "
I curled my lips, and after running three laps, I went to take the exam.
The exam room and seat numbers were assigned according to the overall ranking of last year's final exam.
Because I didn't do very well last year (especially the physics exam, I only did half of the paper and didn't find any questions on the back. At the time, I was very disdainful, thinking that this was the level of junior high physics), so I was assigned to seat number 10 in the 4th exam room.
This was basically the bottom 20 of the entire school year, even a moron like Li ErLeng was impressively in this seat.
In addition, Xiao Qin, who had just transferred and did not have last year's exam results, was also assigned to this classroom.
Unfortunately, she happened to sit behind me.
"Haha, it's really fate …" Xiao Qin looked at my back like a love-struck fool. I ignored her.
The first test was the damned language test.
Filling in the blanks was my most hated type of question, and it still tormented me.
In the 4th exam room, if you encountered a question you didn't know, you couldn't copy from others because others might not be as good as you.
But today was an exception, Xiao Qin, a student who accidentally entered the 4th exam room, was very good at liberal arts.
So I sat up a little, and while the invigilator was not paying attention, I whispered to Xiao Qin:
"How do you write the word 'pan'?"
Xiao Qin used her finger to write the word on my back.
Bastard, are you messing with me? Such complicated words, not to mention through clothes, even if you directly wrote it on my flesh, I wouldn't be able to learn how to write it!
"Hey hey, stop drawing on my back! When you're done, send me a slip of paper! "
"Alright o (> ﹏ <) o"
Xiao Qin agreed with a little disappointment.
I skipped over filling in the blanks and went to answer other questions. After ten minutes, I heard a rustling sound behind me. I looked down and saw that Xiao Qin had slipped her test paper under my desk.
There were a total of two papers in the Chinese Literature exam, and he had finished answering the first one so quickly! Speaking of which, Xiao Qin, you're quite brave. If the invigilator found out that your previous paper was missing, your results would be invalidated!
But since the papers were given to me, I had no reason not to take them. It would be more convenient to just copy Xiao Qin's answers if I had to squeeze my brain to remember the words I couldn't write.
So what if it makes Xiao Qin's grades invalid? She handed the test paper to me on her own initiative, I didn't force her. If she gets angry at me, then that's exactly what I want!
Xiao Qin's Chinese Literature exam paper was written clearly and neatly, and I copied it smoothly. After I finished copying, I returned the paper to Xiao Qin from under the desk, waiting for her to finish writing, and then lend the second paper to me to copy.
The invigilator of the 4th examination room yawned behind the podium and played with his phone. He probably thought that this examination room was full of poor students. Even if they copied from each other, they wouldn't get a good result that would affect the fairness of the exam.
When Xiao Qin and I handed each other the papers, there were one or two students who saw our behavior, but they didn't dare to make a sound, fearing that I would retaliate.
Li ErLeng sat further away, and after he arrived at the examination room, his eyes were listless, and he even ate a piece of the paper that was given to him.
Maybe she was afraid that I would be anxious, Xiao Qin did not write the last question, and directly handed the second paper to me.
I was a little embarrassed after I picked it up. You have to know that the score of the essay is 50 points! Wasting so much time for me, if you don't write a good essay, you will also fail one of the few subjects you are good at!
So I copied the answers of the second paper as fast as I could, and immediately returned it to Xiao Qin.
It should be enough after copying so much, I'll write my own essay.
Let's see what question old man Zhang gave? Eh? It's a proposition essay, the title is "Perception of Life"? It asks you to write in class, did you suddenly feel that your soul was enlightened and your whole person grew up because of a sentence from the teacher?
I don't think so … Once, under the enlightenment of Xiao Qin, a certain part of my body suddenly became bigger!
But if I write about this, even if my literary talent is good, I will only get a zero, and I will be criticized in the school, right?
No matter how I think about it, I don't remember what the teacher said on the podium about my memories in class, but Xiao Qin's whispers were overwhelming and filled my brain cells.
I finally remembered the story of Cleopatra that the history teacher told me about, so I wrote a bullshit essay about how life is like smoke and we should cherish our time.
I was in a good mood after I left the language exam room, so I bought a bottle of drink for Xiao Qin as a reward for the time being.
I didn't expect there to be a lot of people buying drinks. I arrived late, so I only bought two bottles of oolong tea, which is not a popular taste.
Even so, when Xiao Qin saw that the oolong tea I bought had a share for her, she smiled like a flower and happily received it.
As usual, she pretended to be weak and asked me to help her open the lid, then she gulped down a big mouthful.
I could tell from her expression that it did not taste good, but it couldn't be helped, even the mineral water was sold out.
Xiao Qin pouted and complained: "Ye Lin classmate's liquid is so bitter ~!!"
Damn it! It's true that oolong tea is a liquid, but can you not casually change the term! What do you mean my liquid!? All the nearby male and female students were looking at us! Especially Eunuch Cao who was holding a bottle of Nutri-express, he had a wretched smile. If he wasn't afraid of me beating him up, he would have already started making dirty jokes!
For the following exams, as long as it was a liberal arts exam, Xiao Qin would lend me the papers to copy regardless of the cost. There was one time when I was almost discovered by the invigilator. Fortunately, Xiao Qin immediately wiped her tears and pretended to be pitiful. She said that she accidentally dropped the papers under the desk, and that she was under a lot of pressure after transferring schools, so she begged the teacher to forgive her.
When I walked out of the English exam room, the way I walked was even more confident than Keanu Reeves in The Matrix.
But when it came to science, it was like Xiao Qin was a different person. I sat in front of her and heard that she wrote less and spun more. It was clear that she was going to fail the exam.
I was like a fish in water. It was no wonder I did a pre-exam revision, especially the physics paper. I didn't even forget the additional questions on the back.
Xiao Qin clearly knew that I was good at science, but even though it was difficult for her to write, she didn't ask me for help.
It was strange, as long as she asked me, I would lend her the entire paper, just like what she did for me before — — it's considered reciprocity!
Seeing that there was only 15 minutes left until the end of the exam, I secretly turned around and saw her bitter expression. I couldn't help but ask in a low voice:
"Why don't you want my papers? Do you want to fail and get scolded by the teacher? "
Xiao Qin replied hesitantly:
"Although, although I'm happy that Ye Lin classmate is thinking of me … I don't want to cause trouble for Ye Lin classmate. If the teacher finds out, I won't be able to hide it anymore. Anyway, thank you, I'll try my best to pass …"
I couldn't understand the meaning of her persistence, so I tore off a corner of the calculation paper and wrote down the answers I thought were absolutely correct. Then I crumpled it into a ball and threw it over my shoulder to Xiao Qin.
I could imagine the surprised expression on Xiao Qin's face after she opened the ball.
"He, he actually copied the answers again just for me? Ye Lin classmate who's clearly afraid of trouble … thank you! I'll treasure this piece of paper filled with love along with the love letter Ye Lin classmate wrote me before! "
You're not allowed to treasure it! Don't leave any evidence after copying it onto the exam, hurry up and destroy it! Also, the letter I wrote you before wasn't a love letter, it was a challenge! How many times do you need me to repeat it to you!
After three days of mental exhaustion, I breathed a sigh of relief after I finished all nine subjects.
At least it should be better than the last final exam, right? My dad's having a parent-teacher conference, so he shouldn't be embarrassed because of my grades, right?
When I accidentally overheard Xiao Qin, the class leader, and Loud Mouth comparing answers, most of Xiao Qin's liberal arts answers were pretty close to the class leader's. I realized I might have made a huge mistake during the exam.
Did I make too much noise when I copied Xiao Qin's papers? Could it be that Xiao Qin's liberal arts skills are better than I thought, and she's on the same level as the class leader?
Because I reviewed the math, physics, and chemistry I'm good at, I did pretty well when I answered the questions. Now I copied almost all of Xiao Qin's liberal arts papers … I'm going to defy the heavens! I'm a bad student who was placed in the 4th exam room, what kind of terrifying score do I want to achieve!
Please, please don't do too well! Otherwise, I'll definitely be treated as a cheating example and I'll be criticized at the parent-teacher conference! My dad will receive a double blow because of my cheating and Auntie Ren's poisonous tongue!
It's all your fault, Xiao Qin! Why did you tempt me to cheat! I only wanted to ask you how to write a single word. Why did you send me the entire paper? Don't you know it's hard to stop once you're addicted to copying!
I heard the class leader say that this time the school will be merciful and announce the results after the Labor Day holiday so we won't be beaten by the parents during the holidays.
It's only a reprieve for me. Now whenever I hear someone else's answers, I want to cover my ears in fear that I'll be proven correct again.
During the Labor Day holiday, I heard the class leader's parents came back from Shanghai and the family of four had a rare reunion.
Xiao Qin said that Auntie Ren couldn't accompany her during the holidays because she had to rush the filming schedule. She hoped I could go to the amusement park with her, or go to the zoo to see elephants.
"If, if you don't want to, you can come over to my house and play games with me for three days!"
To be honest, I was really tempted by this proposal. We haven't even decided the winner of 'Street Fighter' yet.
But I calmed down after thinking about it: Xiao Qin's house is a tiger's den. We're alone, let alone three days, even if we only stay for half a day, the consequences would be unimaginable.
In the end, I rejected all of Xiao Qin's proposals. I only removed her number from the harassment list after she begged me again and again.
I only reluctantly agreed after she promised not to casually call me and only told my dad that she was a normal classmate.
Needless to say, Ai Mi dragged her newly healed back to film with Auntie Ren.
As for my dad and I, the way we spent May Day was rather loser: The two of us strolled around the computer market for the whole day and looked at all kinds of new digital products on the counters. Not only did we look but we didn't buy anything. We even acted like experts and criticized the various flaws of the products in front of other customers, which made the stall owner furious.
So we spent a full and meaningful day together.
For the other two days, my dad stayed in front of the computer and I read movie magazines while lifting dumbbells with my left hand to do muscle rehabilitation.
After the three days of vacation, the fateful day arrived.
Although the final rankings were not given, the results of each subject were published one after another.
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