"What's wrong, gramps? Are you going to take me in as your disciple? "
I was quite curious, I never thought that the plot of a wuxia novel would happen to me.
Gramps shook his head.
"No, I'm not taking in disciples, and don't ask for my name. I'm just casually teaching you a few moves, and you can learn them as you please. Don't call me master, just call me gramps."
It didn't matter if this gramps was skilled or not, his strange temper did make him seem like an otherworldly master.
"Then, gramps, I can understand if you don't want me to ask for your name. But aren't you the least bit interested in whom you've taught your kung fu skills? We're not online friends, at least let me tell you my real name? "
Gramps raised a large hand covered in calluses and stopped me from continuing.
"You don't need to say anything. I don't expect you to make me proud when you become successful in the future. It'll save me a lot of trouble if you get on the news because of your crimes. "
He then pointed at the radio on the bench, "I always listen to the news from the receiver. If you get on TV with your appearance, it'll be hard for me to not recognize you."
"Okay, I'll try not to do big cases so I can't get on TV … No, that's not right! Gramps, don't drag me into the ditch! If you're going to teach me martial arts, you should at least give me a name, right? "
"En, then just say your surname."
"Okay, my surname is Ye …"
"Ye from Ye Ye, right? Then I'll call you Xiao Ye Zi from now on! "
"This … Can't you call me something else? You can just call me Xiao Ye! "
Gramps glared at me and blew his beard.
"Cut the crap! It's already good that I'm willing to teach you! It's a good thing your surname is Ye, if your surname was Huo, I'll kick you into the lake! "
"Huh? Gramps, why do you have such a big grudge against Huo Yuanjia? Did your ancestors have a grudge against Huo Yuanjia? "
The old man snorted, obviously unwilling to continue this topic.
Forget it, if the old man wants to call me Little Ye Zi, then so be it. Anyway, it's not like others haven't called me that before. Although the old man has white hair and a youthful complexion, looking at his age, he is at least eighty years old. Maybe he is really a martial arts master, a famous person. If he can teach me how to use Black Turtle Shock Wave or transform into Super Saiyan, my life will be worth it.
I still had to go to school today. I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to make it, so I said goodbye to the old man.
Before he left, he wanted to salute the old man with cupped fists. But his left hand was in a splint, so he stretched out his right hand awkwardly. Halfway through, he put his palms together.
My brain spasmed and I entered wuxia movie mode. I changed the words like "goodbye" to:
"Amitabha. Old benefactor, this poor monk greets you …"
Gramps was so angry that one of his eyes was bigger than the other.
"Sure enough, there's a saying that goes, 'seeing you in person is not as good as reputation', and 'distance makes the heart grow fonder'. Usually, I see that you're quite smart, but I didn't expect you to be so stupid!"
"Let's go, let's go to school. When your arm recovers, I'll consider whether or not to teach you, you idiot."
I ran away with a bitter smile after being scolded by gramps.
It was a bit late today, so I might as well run one lap and go home to get my bag for school.
After running another four or five hundred meters, I was already halfway back. I was thinking about how to deal with the language homework, but I suddenly saw a bumblebee parked on the side of the boulevard.
I couldn't help but think: This car is very similar to Auntie Ren's car! It can't be that coincidental, right?
50 meters in front of me, there was an adult woman wearing black clothes with a yellow sports jacket. She was leaning on the railing with her elbows and gazing at the scenery in the middle of the lake.
The DongShan Lake in the morning was as calm as a mirror. I didn't know what was so good about it, but Auntie Ren looked very focused and melancholy. From time to time, a slightly angry expression would appear on her white face.
So … so scary! Although it's the Auntie Ren I've been familiar with since childhood, the Auntie Ren I've always paid special attention to in various movie magazines, but I'm so nervous that I can finally talk to her face to face after so long!
Wait, if I think about it carefully, Auntie Ren probably doesn't recognize me, right? I'm like a completely different person compared to when I was a child. She probably only thinks of me as a normal, fierce-looking passerby.
Thus I slowed down my footsteps and ran past Auntie Ren without alerting her.
When I passed by her, I secretly glanced at Auntie Ren.
She hasn't changed much from what I remember. She's still as valiant, young, and beautiful. Also, she's worthy of being a world champion. Even if she retired, she still has the air of a king on her body.
Her slightly curly hair had a hint of natural red and was tied into a ponytail. It looked clean and neat, it was easy to move around, and it was very fitting for a martial arts director. Due to regular exercise, Auntie Ren's body was extremely good. It was impossible to tell that she had a child.
With this kind of appearance and body, she could definitely act as a Bond girl in the 007 series. I once read a TV review, a certain editor lamented that Auntie Ren's martial arts director was a waste of a heavenly gift. But I don't think there's anything wrong with it. It would be a waste to let Auntie Ren, who has real martial arts, play those flower vase roles and read idiotic lines.
I suddenly thought, how much will Xiao Qin look like Auntie Ren when she grows up?
First of all, she wouldn't be able to compare to Auntie Ren in terms of height. Auntie Ren and I were about the same height, but Xiao Qin was a head shorter than me. She can forget about being a tall beauty for the rest of her life.
In terms of skin, because Xiao Qin stayed at home most of the time, she appeared more fair and tender. But her fair and tender skin was exchanged for an abnormal lifestyle. In comparison, I think Auntie Ren's skin color was healthier.
There were a lot of similarities between their eyebrows, but they were only similar in appearance. Their temperaments were completely different. It was a bit like the difference between Shu Sha and her younger brother.
Even if Auntie Ren kept a low profile and was extremely introverted, it was inevitable that her every movement would give off an imposing aura. She would make the people hiding in the crowd silent out of fear.
As for Xiao Qin, other than having stars in her eyes, she would only squint her eyes and giggle foolishly, revealing a complete retard.
It's hard to imagine Xiao Qin maturing one day, I feel like she will never grow up.
At this moment, Auntie Ren had her back towards me and was staring at the ripples in the middle of the lake.
Maybe it was because she was bored, she took out a can of beer from her bag and drank while looking at the scenery.
Drinking so early in the morning! Did something happen to her?
Whatever, I can't even protect myself, so I'll just lower my head and quietly run past her.
I didn't expect Auntie Ren to stop me from behind before I could get far.
"Hey, stop right there!"
My entire body trembled and I couldn't help but stop. I turned around halfway and looked at Auntie Ren's fierce gaze.
Auntie Ren held a can of beer in one hand and leaned on the railing with the other. She said to me with half-closed eyes:
"You, show me a punch!"
"Eh? Punch? "I pointed to my left arm," But I'm injured! "
Auntie Ren raised an eyebrow, "Don't you still have your right hand? Stop talking nonsense! Show me a punch! "
Her commanding tone did not allow me to disobey, so I took a deep breath and threw a jab at the air in front of me.
"Hmph, amateur!"
Auntie Ren took another big gulp of beer, then commented with a face full of disdain.
I know my mediocre martial arts can't enter Auntie Ren's eyes, but don't be so merciless! I learned this from watching a lot of live boxing broadcasts!
"You, show me a kick!"
I had no choice because it would be too stupid to kick the air, so I kicked the willow tree by the lake, causing the branches to rustle.
"Hmph, you do have some strength, but the timing of the kick wasn't right. Most of the force was neutralized by yourself!"
Auntie Ren raised her head and drank all the beer in the can. Then, she threw the can into the air. She didn't change her posture, but she suddenly raised her right leg and kicked the can. In the blink of an eye, the can flew into the sky and couldn't be seen with the naked eye.
After a full minute, the can fell back down from the sky. Auntie Ren swept her right leg and the can immediately changed direction. It shot like a bullet into a trash can 20 meters away. It was still in the "recyclable trash" column.
The remaining force of the beer can was still there, and it made the trash bin buzz.
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