"Hey hey hey, who's your sister-in-law! Xing Xing, don't talk nonsense! "
I was holding the phone angrily.
Xing Xing said with grievance:
"Brother Ye, don't deny it. Also, you and sister-in-law forgot to bring your bags. Fortunately, my cousin had good eyes and brought it back, or else it would have been left at the construction site. "
Only then did I notice that my bag was missing. No wonder I felt like something was missing when I entered the door today.
"You did a good job, next time I'm going to kill someone I'll call you, but sister-in-law …"
"Brother Ye, I found out that other than your bags, there's also a new shopping bag for underwear! So you went to buy underwear with Ren XiaoQin! It's already developed to this extent, and you're still calling it an ordinary classmate? "
"This …"
That was the truth, I couldn't think of a rebuttal.
"I was bored lying here, so I made a few phone calls and roughly asked the students of 28 Middle. In the end, they said: Ren XiaoQin and you are childhood friends!"
Xing Xing's aunt was 28 Middle's head teacher, so it wasn't strange for him to have a few students' phone numbers.
"Someone told me that you and Ren XiaoQin were already engaged when you were young! She transferred schools this time just to look for you! "
Isn't this the earliest version of the rumors about me and Xiao Qin? Xing Xing, your information is a bit outdated! If you use such outdated information and accidentally blow up a country's embassy, you'll be strongly condemned!
"Brother Ye, although we're a triad, we can't have a conscience!"
Who's a triad! You've read too many hooligans! Also, how do I not have a conscience!
"Brother Ye, since you promised her before, why don't you admit it now! Actually, I'm envious of your innocent relationship, you guys might as well get together! It would also make your brothers happy … "
If you're envious, I can take a time machine back and exchange it with you! With your small body, you'll be beaten to death by Xiao Qin in three days! Also, aren't you a triad? Since when did she become a part-time matchmaker?
"We're in the underworld, we need a powerful boss to have face! Although we were beaten by sister-in-law this time, we weren't angry at all. We were the ones who were stupid, and sister-in-law was right! I was thinking, if Big Brother Ye and sister-in-law were together, who would dare to provoke us? "
In your dreams, I won't form a Yin Yang Double Demons with Xiao Qin to harm others.
"Compared to Miss Ai Mi 'er, sister-in-law is indeed a bit inferior in terms of looks, but nowadays long-distance relationships are unreliable. Brother Ye, do you really believe that a long-distance relationship can work?"
"Shut up! Who likes a silly little girl like Ai Mi! Is that what you mean when you say I'm two-timing? "
"Brother Ye, we're all brothers, so don't hide it. Let's not talk about Miss Ai Mi 'er first. Last time at the coffee shop, the girl with you wasn't sister-in-law right? Although I could only see her back, her hair was really long … "
I'm talking about the class leader, Shu Sha. Why is God so blind? Why does Xing Xing see all the good things I do?
"In short, Big Brother Ye, I'll have Uncle Zhang make another trip to deliver your and sister-in-law's bags. You guys still have homework to do, right? If you meet sister-in-law at school tomorrow, tell her some good things about us so she won't be angry at us brothers, okay? "
Xiao Qin won't hold a grudge against you guys. If she hears that you guys actually supported her to be my girlfriend, even if she can't be too close to you guys because of her androphobia, she will still treat you guys as pillars of the family and protect you.
Later that night, Uncle Zhang didn't mind the trouble and came over to bring me my bag.
I asked Uncle Zhang to stay for a cup of tea before I left. Uncle Zhang smiled and said he still had things to deliver for Miss Xiao Qin, so he didn't want to make her wait. Then he left without stopping.
I hope Xiao Qin won't cry anymore after she gets the bag from Uncle Zhang and the shopping bag with underwear.
Oh right, I wasn't the only one injured! Xiao Qin's shoulder also took a heavy blow from me, it should at least be bruised, right?
Why didn't she ask the nurse to help treat it when we were at the hospital! A bit of iodine would have been good!
If Auntie Ren found out that her baby daughter was hit, she would probably fly into a rage. Who knows, she might come here with all kinds of weapons and hit me, the bad guy who bullied her daughter, on the head, and then she would hit my father, who didn't discipline him properly, on the chest, sending us both on our way to the West.
But looking at the situation, Xiao Qin seemed to regret hurting my arm. She should help me hide it and not let Auntie Ren find out.
After being treated by Dr. Zhao, although the pain in my left arm decreased a lot, it seems like it's not easy to fall asleep when I lie in bed at night.
Does Xiao Qin also have insomnia? With the shoulder that I had injured, I could almost imagine the scene of her tossing and turning on the bed with a gloomy face.
How boring, why injure the other party's body? Both of us will experience the pain of the other party at the same time and have a sleepless night?
Fortunately, my healing ability has already reached level 5. I estimate that it would only take two weeks at most for me to fully recover.
Sure enough, physical pain is nothing, it's much easier to deal with than mental pain!
What was the pain of the spirit? I have a ready-made example by my side.
My dad came home drunk at 11 at night. He hugged the toilet bowl in the bathroom and vomited. Then he yelled my mom's name and fell asleep.
He didn't forget to bring back a portion of Yangzhou fried rice from the drinking place, in case I wanted to eat supper tonight.
Since I only ate biscuits for dinner, I bluntly cleaned up the fried rice.
Since I couldn't carry my dad back to bed with one hand, I could only find a winter coat from the closet and drape it over my dad who was in the bathroom.
I hope my dad will wake up when I go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
On Tuesday morning, my dad really asked me what happened to my arm after he sobered up.
I half-heartedly said I fell while playing on the horizontal bar, but my dad was skeptical.
"Xiao Lin, did you get into a fight again? Don't always hang out with people who like to fight! It won't be good for your future if you have too few friends! Don't you have a lot of quiet female classmates in your class? If you try to communicate with them, you'll gain a lot of knowledge! "
Thank you for your kind intentions, but I politely declined. The injuries on my body were caused by communicating with female classmates. If I continue to communicate, I might die.
My dad asked me if I could go to school with this injury, and if I couldn't go to school, he would call the class teacher to help me ask for a leave.
Although it felt good to find an excuse to skip school, I always felt that if I didn't go to school, I wouldn't be able to put down something in my heart. I told my dad that it was a small injury and it wouldn't affect my progress every day.
Also, I still had to run around DongShan Lake to exercise.
Although my arm was injured, my leg was fine! If I can't even overcome this small difficulty, how can I become a strong person?
Also, after the battle with Xiao Qin, I deeply felt my lack of ability.
It seems like I can't even enter berserker mode when facing Xiao Qin.
Although I can barely fight to a draw with Xiao Qin if I go all out, that's not what I want.
Men are physiologically stronger than women. There's nothing to be proud of when I used this method to defeat the Little Tyrant who has already turned into a girl.
If I only wanted to win, why didn't I pick a time when Xiao Qin was having menstrual cramps? Wouldn't that be a sure win?
My new goal is to not rely on berserker mode, and at the same time, minimize the damage and subdue Xiao Qin without any bloodshed.
It sounds like a fantasy, but I believe it's completely possible.
It only took me three years to go from being one-sidedly beaten by Xiao Qin to a draw with her.
Apart from the various disadvantages of being a woman, she doesn't exercise at all and has a posture of self-crippling martial arts. This also increased my confidence in achieving my goal.
Three months, three months should be enough.
The next time we fight, I will use a man's way to defeat you fair and square!
The only thing I have to worry about is how to turn Xiao Qin into the Little Tyrant state next time.
While thinking of all kinds of deceptive ideas, I saw the kung fu gramps on the shore of DongShan Lake.
He was still as energetic as ever, and he was practicing a set of fist techniques that looked very awesome.
When he saw me running over from afar, he stopped and nodded to me.
When I got a bit closer, gramps probably saw my left arm hanging from my neck and it was also wrapped in bandages.
"Hey, young man, how did you get hurt? Why did you come out to exercise when you're injured? "
For the first time, gramps took the initiative to talk to me.
Out of courtesy, I slowed down in front of gramps and respectfully replied:
"It's nothing, it's just an injury from PE class. This kind of small injury won't affect my training!"
Gramps stroked the five locks of long beard on his chin.
"The corners of your eyes, lower abdomen, and buttocks are all injured. Was your PE class taught by the Shaolin Temple's 18 bronze statues?"
Eh? Gramps' eyes aren't blurry at his old age! Let's not talk about the obvious injury at the corner of my eyes, but from my running posture, you can see that my lower abdomen and buttocks are both injured!
I scratched my head with my right hand and giggled a few times. I confessed that I was hit by someone else.
A glint flashed across the old man's eyes.
"Who did it? I've seen you exercise by the lake for the past few years, if not a thousand times, then at least nine hundred times — — do they have a lot of people? "
"Hehe, gramps, you don't have to worry! That guy isn't that great! I'll work hard for another three months, I can guarantee that I'll win! "
After hearing my solemn promise, gramps's face darkened.
"So you're saying that the other party is also one person? Is he older than you and taller than you? "
"No … he's the same age as me, but he's a lot skinnier than me …"
I admitted embarrassedly.
Gramps' sword-like eyebrows raised. "Then he must be a martial artist! Even if you train your muscles every day, you might not be able to beat him in the end! "
Is it that mysterious? I don't think there's that much of a difference between me and Xiao Qin? However, in front of gramps, I couldn't say that the person was actually a girl. Every day, she only fooled around and didn't practice. Every day, she would get weaker and weaker, and one day, she would be surpassed by me.
Gramps twirled his beard as if in deep thought, then said:
"Young man, it's rare to see a young man with perseverance like you … You and I are fated. When your arm is completely healed, I'll teach you some martial arts!"
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