When I woke up the next morning, I saw Shu Zhe standing next to my bed with his hands stretched out. It was as if he wanted to do the same to me in retaliation for me pinching his nipples last night.
Of course, he did not make a move in the end and took a step back because of my threatening gaze.
Unlike Shu Zhe who wore pajamas, I always wore a pair of boxers before going to bed, regardless of whether it was winter or summer. I got out of bed in slippers, and my exposed muscles mercilessly mocked Shu Zhe's weakness.
"Bro Ye Lin, you're up." Shu Zhe put his hands behind his back and hurriedly covered it up, "I saw your sheets were about to fall, so I covered you!"
"… …"
"Really, really! Also, brother Ye Lin, you look much better than usual when you just woke up. Did no one tell you before? "
It wasn't just Shu Zhe's shameless flattery. I discovered a long time ago that within 3 minutes of waking up, my single eyelid would turn into double eyelids when my eyes are half open. I do look a bit better than usual, but most people don't get to see it.
"Hmph, don't think I didn't see it." I went to the washroom to pee and said to Shu Zhe, "You want to take revenge on me for what I did to you last night while I'm still asleep? I'm right here, come at me if you have the ability! "
I stood in front of Shu Zhe in my boxers and slippers. I patted the Spartan's strong chest and said.
Shu Zhe was scared by me. He turned around and sat on his bed and moved his gaze away.
"Bro Ye Lin, put on some clothes. Walking back and forth in your underwear, it's too …"
"Too what?" I said rudely, "This is a male dorm, so it's reasonable for me to be naked! If you don't like it, you can wear cool clothes like me! "
"I … I can't." Shu Zhe said bitterly, "Bro Ye Lin, you clearly know I can't."
Actually, I was only saying it verbally. Shu Zhe would be mistaken for a girl if he only exposed his upper body. If he only wore underwear like me, it would be detrimental to my physical and mental health.
"Anyway, Tang Jiang shouldn't be looking for Xiao Hong anymore, right? You finally have one less trouble. " I said, "But he really hates me. I'm taking it on your behalf. You have to remember this favor, okay?"
"Gratitude?" Shu Zhe turned around in dissatisfaction, "Bro Ye Lin, you pinched me so hard I almost passed out and you forced me to say a lot of embarrassing things. Now that you're done with your hands and mouth, isn't it natural for you to help me get rid of some trouble?"
`Hold your tongue! 'I cried. `Do you think I want to do that? I had no choice but to attack you! Who would want to touch your trap body? I don't care if you ask for medical fees, I'll consider it a bargain! "
"Brother Ye Lin, you're too much!" Shu Zhe raised his voice in anger. "If I let Fan Chuan or my uncle do it, they would at least buy me a new phone!"
"Then let them pinch it." My voice was louder than his, "Let them burst your chrysanthemum as well. Anyway, I won't buy you a new phone! I'm still using Xiao Qin's old phone! "
Shu Zhe could only shut up. At this time, Xiao Qin and the class leader called and asked if I wanted to eat breakfast together. Since Xiao Qin and I didn't have a school card yet, we didn't go to the cafeteria. We still went to the class leader's gardener's hut to eat leftovers from last night.
"Did you get used to sleeping last night?" The class leader asked me at the dining table, "Did you have any problems staying with Xiao Zhe?"
"I slept pretty well." I answered honestly, "Shu Zhe was pretty quiet when he slept."
"Bro Ye Lin isn't that quiet." Shu Zhe complained, "He grinded his teeth in the middle of the night and laughed sinisterly for a while. Who knows what kind of weird dream he had …"
Shu Zhe's reminder made me remember I had a dream last night where I became a werewolf and Ai Mi became a vampire. The two of us were wreaking havoc on the world.
It was currently 8: 30 in the morning and Ai Mi was still lazing around in bed. It seems she wanted to make up for her lack of sleep in the entertainment industry. Nowadays, she doesn't wake up until 10.
"Winnie also grinds her teeth at night." Xiao Qin said listlessly, "It's like there's a big mouse in the room."
"Who's a big mouse!" Winnie slammed the table, "I only dreamed of a lot of delicious food! If you don't eat quickly, what if you wake up before you finish eating? "
Shu Zhe had no appetite and stopped eating after eating a bit. He complained: "Since you guys are grinding your teeth, why don't you guys sleep in the same room …"
Before he finished speaking, Shu Zhe noticed Xiao Qin, the class leader, Winnie, and Gong CaiCai were all staring at him. He was so scared he almost dropped his chopsticks.
"What's wrong? I'm just joking! Why are you guys so serious! "Shu Zhe didn't understand what went wrong.
Winnie changed the topic in time.
"Did you guys know? Half a year ago, someone said they saw a South China tiger on the mountain behind the school! "
I almost spat out a mouthful of spinach and egg drop soup.
"Hey! We're a northern city, even if there's a tiger, it wouldn't be a South China tiger! Who said they saw a South China tiger? Another Zhou Zhenglong? "
"A farmer nearby said it." Winnie rubbed her chin and recalled, "Apparently more than one person has seen it. We should be careful, especially since the class leader's gardener's hut is so close to the mountain. We have to be careful not to get eaten by a tiger."
Before the class leader could say anything, Gong CaiCai said in a panic: "Tiger!? Is there really a tiger in the mountain? Why don't you put it in the zoo! What if it comes down the mountain and eats me and the class leader? "
Xiao Qin shook her head, "That won't happen … no, I'm saying the chances of it happening is very low, I wouldn't have that kind of hope."
"Tigers won't easily enter human territory." The class leader said calmly, "Although there are some deep forests in the back mountains, there have been legends of tigers for several years. I haven't heard of any reports of tigers hurting people. If you're really worried about tigers, you can just stay on campus and don't go to the back mountains."
"How about I draw a picture of Wu Song and stick it on the door of the gardener's hut to ward off evil spirits?" Xiao Qin suggested.
"No need." A drop of sweat rolled down the class leader's forehead, "The tiger won't recognize Wu Song."
Actually, what the class leader really wanted to say was: The tiger won't recognize the Wu Song you drew. Not only would the tiger not recognize it, but other humans wouldn't recognize it either! If you drew it and stuck it on the door, not only would it not ward off evil spirits, it might even give Gong CaiCai nightmares!
Since Xiao Qin was still suffering from menstrual cramps, she wasn't very energetic. Winnie helped her massage her lower back to relieve the pain.
"I want you classmate to give me a massage more." Xiao Qin said coquettishly.
"Isn't it the same if Winnie gives you a massage?" I retorted, "After all, isn't it more convenient since you're both girls? Also, it's troublesome if you guys go to the girls' room … "
Ever since I heard there were tigers in the back mountains, I had a desire to explore. Even though I didn't plan on becoming a modern Wu Song, it would still be cool if I could take a picture of a wild tiger.
But I didn't immediately put it into action since wild tigers are still dangerous and we don't even know if they even exist.
My main activity today was still to sit in room 222 and ask Shu Zhe about the situation at Qing Zi High School. I wanted to see if I could lay a good foundation for my dad to teach here.
Shu Zhe was very obedient as if he didn't hold a grudge against me for abusing him last night. He even ran many errands to buy me drinks and snacks, he's a natural born traitor.
But at 3 in the afternoon, I was surprised to find that my brain wasn't as agile as before. It seems I was drunk.
But I didn't drink any alcohol! Could it be … that the drinks Shu Zhe brought me were mixed with a small amount of alcohol and it made me drunk? Why would he do that? What's his goal?
I was sitting on my bed with my head drooped and I was gradually losing consciousness. I saw Shu Zhe walking over with a triumphant expression.
"Brother Ye Lin, apologize to me!" Shu Zhe had a fake smile on his face and crossed his arms in front of me.
"Why, why should I apologize to you?" I asked with a frown.
"Because you went too far last night!" Shu Zhe curled his lips and said, "I heard you become a nice guy when you get drunk. Now you should apologize to me, right? Come, repeat my words — — Master Shu Zhe, I was wrong, I won't do it again!!!! "
I reached out and pinched Shu Zhe's nipples through his shirt. I used even more force than last night and he screamed in pain.
What a joke! Good guy mode isn't retarded! Do you think you can make me apologize after you get me drunk? Keep dreaming! Not to mention the fact that I haven't completely drunk yet, even if I'm completely drunk, I still won't lower my head to you! I still look down on you even in my good guy mode!
"B * stard! How dare you treat me like this! " After Shu Zhe escaped from my clutches, he immediately rushed to the washroom to do something. I also fell asleep on the bed due to the drowsiness brought on by the alcohol.
After who knows how long, maybe half an hour or an hour, I heard the sound of room 222's door opening and a tall girl walked in.
She was wearing Qing Zi High School's uniform. She had waist-length ebony hair and a serious expression on her face — — isn't this the class leader? It's really easy for girls to come to the boys' dorms.
I dizzily sat up from the bed, but before I could say a word, I was suddenly slapped by the class leader!
"Pa!"
I covered my face in disbelief and looked at the long-haired girl in front of me. She said angrily:
"Who told you to bully my brother? You perverted, shameless pervert! Hurry up and apologize! Otherwise, I won't talk to you anymore! "
"Apologize?" The alcohol was gradually getting to my head and my ability to think still hadn't returned to normal.
"That's right! You have to apologize! "She waved her hands exaggeratedly and shouted at me," And not just a normal apology! You have to kneel on the ground and kowtow to me! You also have to … "
She took off her shoes and placed one of her black stockings on my bed.
"And you have to lick my feet! You have to admit your mistakes while licking my feet! Also, you have to respect my brother like I do, understand! "
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