That night, Xiao Qin and I checked into the Qing Zi Academy dorms. I was in the boys' room 222 and Xiao Qin was in the girls' room 213. Winnie and I were roommates, but it seems their room numbers were even more tragic than ours.
Winnie didn't have a roommate when Xiao Qin didn't want to go to school. It was quite lonely for a lively person like her. Now she happily took Xiao Qin back and promised me that she would take good care of her during her menstrual pain.
Speaking of which, there were quite a lot of things that happened today. After I sat down on my bed in room 222, I let Shu Zhe use his school card to buy me some toiletries while enjoying the air conditioner.
I thought Shu Zhe would be reluctant to spend money, but he behaved very well today. He quickly ran to the supermarket downstairs and didn't say anything other than complaining about the hot weather.
Winnie will definitely help Xiao Qin buy her toiletries, so I don't have to worry. Also, Xiao Qin will call me if there are any problems. The distance between the male and female dorms is only 200 meters.
Every dorm in Qing Zi High School has its own bathroom and the facilities are comparable to a three-star hotel. After Shu Zhe helped me buy the toiletries, he said he was sweaty from running and wanted to take a shower, so he told me to go to the washroom first.
Tsk, it's really inconvenient to live with a trap! If it was Xiao Ding or Niu ShiLi, even if they were taking a shower, it would be fine if I suddenly went to the washroom.
But it's fine with Shu Zhe. His chest has already developed and it's already more than 60% feminine. I really shouldn't look at him when he's taking a shower.
Also, after we finished dinner at the gardener's hut, the class leader specifically told me not to bully her brother when she heard I was going to live at school tonight.
Also, what's so good about a trap's naked body! I don't have any abnormal desires for you just because you look like the class leader!
Speaking of which, Shu Zhe's shower time is really long. I usually shower for around ten minutes in the summer, but he takes at least half an hour.
I ate three bags of chips and watched two episodes of 'The Three of Clangs' on the computer before he slowly walked out with a towel wrapped around his waist.
"Um … Bro Ye Lin, can you go to the washroom for a bit?" Shu Zhe's hair and cheeks were covered in sparkling water droplets, "I want to put on some clothes."
His posture of wrapping himself in a bath towel was purely that of a woman. His pleading eyes could also be described as "beautiful eyes". His face was slightly red because of the steam. It could definitely make some weak-willed people sell their souls to Lucifer.
I looked at Baldy Liang Wendao in the "Clanging Clanging Threesome" discussing whether to eat dog meat or not. I didn't want to leave the computer, so I said in a bad mood:
"We're both men, so you can wear your clothes on my back! I definitely won't peep at you! "
"Are you sure you won't peek?" Shu Zhe asked carefully in a voice that was in between a man's and a woman's voice.
"Nonsense!" I scolded, "If I really wanted to see, would I need to peek? If you use all your arms and legs, can you resist my right hand? Don't think that just because Fan Chuan, Little Ding, and the others are trap-cons, everyone else is! "
Shu Zhe had no choice but to take off the towel and put on his clothes behind my back.
Then my dog eyes went blind.
Oh my god! Why do you have to let me see the naked body of a trap! Why do you have to harm my eyes! Why is there a layer of film on my computer screen that hasn't been removed? Why does this layer of film have good reflectivity and can be used as a mirror!?
For a man, it would be a weak body without any muscles, but for a woman, it would be a very exquisite and cute body.
Shu Zhe, you're going against the heavens! You definitely look like a girl from the back with your waist-to-hip ratio! Who told you to randomly take anti-depressants with estrogen!
I'm not sure if it was because he was shy, but Shu Zhe also had his back facing me when he wore his clothes. That's why I couldn't see his feminine chest and the only male organ that could prove his gender. If I directly looked at those two contradictory things, it would probably shatter a lot of people's worldview.
In order to stop me from watching, I silently tore off the film on the screen.
Damn, I actually stared at it for so long! Is it because he looks too similar to the class leader and her brother? The curve from his neck to his shoulders, it's almost exactly the same from the back!
One second before he removed the film, I saw Shu Zhe pull out a chest scarf from under his pillow. But after thinking about it, he put on a loose white shirt, just like the one the class leader wore today.
Then he let out a long sigh, raised his spirits, and went to his wardrobe to grab some skincare products.
"Wait." I said, "You usually wear a chest scarf just in case, right? Why aren't you wearing it today? "
Shu Zhe spread his hands: "I'm going to sleep soon, it's so uncomfortable to sleep with a chest scarf!"
"Aren't you afraid of being seen through? Is there no one in the male dorm during the summer? "
"Haha, how could there not be a single person? It's just that I rarely interact with them. "Shu Zhe said while applying skincare oil on his hands," Also, since you're in the same dorm as me, you can take care of me if something unexpected happens, right? "
"Hmph, why should I take care of you?"
"Because I'm my sister's younger brother!" Shu Zhe purposely dragged out his voice, "Also, I'll run errands for you. Didn't I just buy some toiletries for you?"
So that's why, no wonder he was so eager to run errands, he had something to ask of me.
Under the white shirt was a hidden bulge, and under the denim shorts was a pair of long white jade-like legs. Everything made me feel like my roommate wasn't a man.
Shu Zhe quickly got used to my existence. He also turned on his computer to surf the internet, but it seems like his main activity was chatting in an anime group.
That's strange, although Shu Zhe isn't anime illiterate like his sister, he shouldn't be so obsessed with anime, right? Isn't money the thing he's most obsessed with?
I suddenly remembered that I was determined to rely on my own abilities to support Ai Mi. That way, I would have to make a lot of money. Since Shu Zhe is talented in making money, I should listen to his opinion.
"Hey." I greeted him rudely, "How do you think I can make my first bucket of gold to start a company with my current resources?"
Shu Zhe made a sound of surprise and turned his head towards me. He had a surprised expression with a hint of joy, "Bro Ye Lin, you're enlightened! I was worried you'd get angry, so I didn't dare to tell you! "
It seems like Shu Zhe already thought of me as a rare commodity with potential to make money, but he was afraid I would scold him, so he never discussed it with me.
Thus I mentioned to Shu Zhe that I have to work hard to break away from Ai ShuQiao's control and support Ai Mi independently.
After listening to my words, the originally excited Shu Zhe sunk into contemplation.
"Brother Ye Lin, aren't you being too optimistic?"
Shu Zhe narrowed his eyes and expressed his disapproval.
"Why do you say I'm optimistic?"
"How is it not optimistic!" Shu Zhe waved his right hand as if he wanted to chase away my childish thoughts, "Brother Ye Lin, do you want to rely on your income as an actor to support Ai Mi's daily expenses? How is that possible! The entertainment industry is cruel. A lot of Korean actors were extremely popular before serving in the military, but not many fans remember them after serving for two years! Brother Ye Lin, you've also been lying in bed for two years, right? Also, how many roles have you played before? Do you have any real fans? "
I had to admit that Shu Zhe's words made sense. Compared to Young Master Xu TianMing's fan forum, which had sixty thousand members, "Wu Sheng Bar" only had sixty or so members as of today. That was the stage name that Brother Melancholy and I shared, which meant that our combined popularity was only so high.
I held my chin and looked at Shu Zhe, "If acting doesn't work, what other suggestions do you have?"
"Wait for the inheritance …" Shu Zhe only said half a sentence before I glared at him, so he could only change his words: "If you rely on yourself, who knows when you'll be able to earn your first bucket of gold! Why don't you take advantage of the fact that Ai Mi doesn't lack pocket money and borrow some money from her as an early investment. Whether it's expanding the adult goods store or doing something else, it's more reliable than being an actor. "
I shook my head. Ai Mi's money is all from Ai ShuQiao, so borrowing money from Ai Mi is the same as borrowing money from Ai ShuQiao. Also, as her brother, I should always show off my power, it's embarrassing to ask my sister for money!
Shu Zhe was disappointed but not too surprised after he rejected the idea of taking money from Ai Mi. He immediately suggested:
"Other than Ai Mi, there are other sources of funding. The Scientific Happiness Sect's causal calculation program, the one they call 'Holy Infant', is also very rich! Didn't she like you for some inexplicable reason? As long as you ask her for money, there's no reason she won't satisfy you! "
"That sounds like a good idea!" I laughed and pretended to say, "You changed your girlfriends so easily back then, so you must be good at picking up girls. Why don't you write a draft for me and teach me how to ask for money from the causal calculation program?"
"No problem!" Shu Zhe said excitedly, "I actually already wrote it a few days ago! I'm just afraid you can't put down your pride! She's just a crappy computer program, so even if you lied to her, you don't have to feel guilty. "
Bastard, do you know that the virtual class leader created by the 'crappy computer program' is worried about your safety through the dimensional wall and wants you to be happy?
"Uh-huh, so you've already written the draft for me, Military Advisor! You're truly my pillar of support! " I said with hidden sarcasm, "But what if the causal calculation program does the same thing again and leaves me in a vegetative state? Wouldn't my money be useless then? "
"How would it be useless?" Shu Zhe said in a hurry, "I can help you spend that money … no! I can help you keep it safe and help you invest! "
I hit Shu Zhe's freshly washed head with my knuckles a few times and he cried out in pain.
"So you're the one who wants to profit from this! If you're not relying on your sister, then you're relying on me. It's not like you lack arms or legs and your IQ is higher than most people, so why can't you rely on yourself! "
"It's not like I have any relatives who are American capitalists." Shu Zhe held his head and mumbled, "I also don't have a sister who's an idol, and I don't have any strange artificial intelligence that likes me … why are you treating me like an outsider? From what my sister said, we'll most likely be in-laws in the future! "
"I don't want a brother-in-law who's so unscrupulous and greedy!"
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