After I told my family that we were safe and that we were at QingZi's high school, it was almost time for dinner.
"Do you guys still not have a school card?" The class leader asked, "Qingzi High School doesn't accept cash. If you don't have a school card, it would be troublesome to eat at the cafeteria. How about I cook for everyone?"
Since Xiao Qin wanted to hide them in the freezer, she took out the frozen fish, chicken wings, and bean buns from the freezer and placed them on the counter in the kitchen. They had already melted. Instead of freezing them, it would be better to use them to cook dinner for us.
"Okay, okay!" Winnie's enthusiasm immediately soared when we talked about eating, "I love eating your cooking! The person who marries you in the future is really lucky! "
"I might not cook for him every day." The class leader's tone suddenly turned cold.
On one hand, the class leader's dream was to become a criminal police officer. She wouldn't even be able to guarantee her own meals, let alone cook for her husband.
On the other hand, the class leader has high standards for herself, so the person who is lucky enough to become her husband must also abide by her high standards.
It's conceivable that if the husband of a criminal police officer groped the breasts of a young woman on the streets, not only would he not have food to eat, but he would also be brought to the police station to surrender himself.
Xiao Qin was still shivering on the sofa while wrapped in a blanket.
"Can you hug me tightly and warm me up with your body? You wouldn't want to see me die, right? "
The class leader had already walked into the kitchen. I pointed at Xiao Qin and said to Winnie:
"It's decided! Pikachu! Activate the best friend card! Use your passion to warm up the frozen Xiao Qin! "
I actually didn't say that much, the lines were all said in my head, but I was able to convey the main point of wanting Winnie to warm up Xiao Qin.
Winnie didn't refuse and directly hugged Xiao Qin face to face, just like two travelers in danger on a snowy mountain who had to use their body heat to keep warm.
"I, I heard everything in the fridge." Xiao Qin said to Winnie while trembling, "Did he touch you on the road? Did you tempt him again!? "
Xiao Qin asked because she saw Winnie push me at the foot of Chisong Mountain after eating the aphrodisiac berries.
"I didn't! This time I didn't! " Winnie hurriedly denied and raised one hand to swear, "It was Ye Lin who suddenly turned into a beast and groped me!"
Who touched you indiscriminately?! In order to hide the fact that I forcefully kissed you, your words are getting further and further away from the truth!
"R-really?" Xiao Qin's jealous gaze paused on me for a bit before moving back to Winnie, "Not only did he touch you, but he also praised you for being big?"
"Um … I forgot if Ye Lin mentioned it or not." Winnie replied with a crooked mouth, "Maybe I remembered it wrong, hahahaha — —"
Winnie felt sorry for Xiao Qin, so she didn't want to dwell on this matter anymore. She also didn't want Xiao Qin to be unhappy because of the size of her breasts.
"Winnie, can you help me get two eggs out of the fridge? The class leader's voice came from the kitchen.
"Sure thing!" Winnie jumped up from the sofa, opened the fridge, and picked out the two biggest eggs from the preservation room.
"Huh? These two eggs are huge! It's rare to see them this big! " Winnie held the eggs in her hands and showed them to Xiao Qin and me, "Say, the hen's butt must have been in pain when she laid this egg!"
That's enough! She returned to being a tomboy so quickly! Words like "asshole", if she was a lady, she would never say it!
"Uh-huh, I'm such a compassionate person," Winnie didn't seem to mind that she had used some vulgar words, and she even felt good about herself, "They say that when you eat rice, you should think of the hard work of the farmers, but when I eat eggs, I think of the hen's ass. How kind!"
Which hen is your classmate?! The hen's classmate might have already been made into a KFC set!
Winnie didn't hear my complaints and happily took the eggs to the kitchen to find the class leader. She even repeated what she said to the class leader.
"Class leader, since I have nothing to do, why don't I help you cook?"
Winnie made a sensational suggestion.
Help! I don't want to eat dark cuisine! The 'feast' you and Ai Mi made back then is still circulated among beggars in Dong Shan city. It makes all the participants have nightmares and break out in a cold sweat! If I remember correctly, you turned a perfectly good lobster into a green color! It even faintly glowed! The hairy crab turned a shitty yellow color, it would shorten your life by five years!
"I can handle it myself, I just have to trouble you to help me occasionally." The class leader politely refused Winnie. Winnie replied untactfully: "No problem! No trouble! I can't stay idle! Is this a fish caught from Da Ning River? How about I help you pluck the fish's feathers! "
Pluck your sister's feathers! Fish don't have feathers! It's called fish scales! Or do you mean in the dark cuisine world, chefs use a type of strange fish with long hair to make cruel dishes?
Winnie's actions didn't stop even after we started eating.
There were braised crucian carp, garlic chicken wings, tomato scrambled eggs, and spinach soup on the table. The main dish was bean buns. Even Xiao Qin, who had just recovered from the cold, felt her appetite increase and was ready to start eating.
"Ah!" Winnie accidentally let the bean bun in her hand roll to the ground when she was grabbing the food. She yelled and quickly picked up the bean bun from the ground and stuffed it into her mouth.
"Isn't it dirty?" I asked, "Shouldn't you at least rinse it with water?"
"It's fine, it's fine!" Winnie waved her hands, "As long as you pick up the food within 3 seconds, bacteria won't be able to react! It's not dirty at all! "
You probably didn't react in time! Bacteria have a short life cycle, so their metabolism is much faster than humans. 3 seconds is more than enough for them to go on a date!
"The scrambled eggs with persimmons are delicious." Xiao Qin praised sincerely, "In manga, they say that you can only be considered a master chef if you use normal ingredients to create unusual flavors."
"I'm not a master chef." The class leader said modestly, "It's just my personal hobby."
"It's not normal ingredients either!" Winnie interrupted, "Let's take tomatoes for example, they're much better than the ones sold on the market! It's because the class leader personally planted them! "
The class leader oversaw the Soilless Plantation at the gardener's hut. It seems one of the benefits she received was being able to enjoy the produce here, which is pretty suitable for the class leader who likes to cook.
"I see." Xiao Qin nodded, "But I think not only are the tomatoes delicious, but the eggs are also delicious!"
"About that." Winnie smiled mysteriously, "You might not know, but the eggs weren't actually bought from the market, the class leader personally …"
Xiao Qin was shocked: "The class leader personally planted them?"
The class leader almost spat out the soup in her mouth, but she managed to force herself to swallow it down.
Xiao Qin stopped her chopsticks and stared at the class leader in a daze with a mix of disbelief and sympathy.
"How could it be like this! I heard in the Three Kingdoms, there was a bad guy who killed his wife to cook for Liu Bei, but I don't think the same thing is happening in China right now. Class leader, how could you cook your own child into scrambled eggs and tomatoes for us … "
"That's not my child!" The class leader said angrily and shyly, "I traded these eggs with the nearby farmers! Also, why would I lay eggs when I'm a human! "
"You're a human, but your boyfriend might not be a human!" Xiao Qin quibbled, "Take Xu Xian and Bai Suzhen for example. Xu Xian is a human and Bai Suzhen is a snake spirit, but Bai Suzhen gave birth to a human baby! That's why everything is possible as long as there's love! "
"I, I don't have a boyfriend!" The class leader denied and intentionally avoided looking in my direction, "Also, there are no snake spirits or humans that can lay eggs!"
Winnie's imagination was suddenly stimulated. She said, "Hey, have you ever thought that if humans were not viviparous but oviparous? Wouldn't it be interesting if everyone came out of an eggshell?"
"If humans weren't born from eggs, then no one would have a belly button." I calmly pointed out.
"It's not a big loss without a belly button!" Winnie waved her chopsticks in the air, "On the other hand, everyone would have their own eggshell as souvenirs! Who knows, maybe everyone would choose a suitable eggshell as a pendant and give it to their sweetheart as a token of love! "
After hearing Winnie's words, the class leader's eyes wandered and her thoughts crawled up her brows as if she entered a fantasy. She felt that kind of world would be quite interesting.
Xiao Qin also expressed her opinion: "Using an eggshell as a pendant instead of an engagement ring? What a lovely setting, maybe I could use it in manga … when a couple breaks up, they would shout: 'Give me back my eggshell'? "
"But there's also a downside." Winnie frowned, "It takes 21 days for a chick to hatch from an egg. If it takes the same amount of time for a human to hatch, it would be very dangerous! If he was not careful, he would break the egg and kill his own child! Also, wouldn't the human traffickers be even happier? As long as you steal the egg, the egg would never remember its original parents and would think the first person it sees is its mother! "
"Yeah." Xiao Qin nodded, "And there would be cruel mothers who would cook their children into scrambled eggs with tomatoes and serve it to guests …"
The class leader was not affected by Xiao Qin and said calmly: "If humans were born from eggs, then they probably wouldn't eat eggs. Just like how humans rarely like to eat animal fetuses nowadays."
I made up my mind as I listened to everyone chatting at the dining table. I decided not to go home today and would stay in the boys' dorm. I would learn more about Qing Zi's high school situation from Shu Zhe and prepare for the possibility of my dad coming over to be a teacher.
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