In the end, Ai Mi and I found Winnie by Da Ning River. It turns out she didn't go home, but she got off by the river after crossing the highway bridge.
Every summer, DaNing River would attract a lot of people to avoid the heat. The riverbank between the old steel bridge and the highway bridge was the most lively area. Since childhood, it had been full of stalls, chess players, open-air karaoke players, fortune-tellers, monkey performers, and free hair-shaving for the elderly...
However, ever since the "SARS" disaster happened, the monkeys weren't allowed to play anymore. It seems like they were worried that the monkeys would spread some virus that was harmful to humans like the civet cats. I hope the monkeys I saw didn't get sold to Guangdong and Guangxi because their owners lost their jobs.
Peng TouSi stayed by the riverside to watch the car. Ai Mi and I walked to the embankment of DaNing River that was at a 30 degree angle. Winnie was squatting facing the river with her shoulders trembling as if she was sobbing.
Too scary! The tomboy Winnie actually made such a girly behavior! Tomorrow will be the end of the world! Just how deep did I hurt her?
"Plop plop plop plop — —"
Eh? Isn't Winnie's crying a bit strange? Also, her movements are so large, it's definitely at the level of crying, but why does it sound like sobbing? Winnie is famous for having a loud voice. If she cries, she will definitely scare away the sparrows on the willow tree!
And the direction the tears are splashing in — — why are the tears flowing horizontally! That's something only a manga character can do! Also, why is the color of the tears red!? Winnie, you're crying bloody tears! It's too scary! If I made you that sad, then you might as well bite me to death!
As a result, Ai Mi and I went to the front to take a look, and we immediately felt terrible.
Winnie was not crying, she was eating watermelon! The "tears" that splashed out were watermelon juice!
I have eaten countless watermelons since I was young, but this is the first time I've seen Winnie eat watermelon like she did.
She was hugging a watermelon that was slightly smaller than a bowling ball. She did not use a knife to cut it, but instead, she ate it with her mouth like she was eating an apple!
That's enough! Winnie, are you the reincarnation of a wild boar! The skin of the watermelon was thicker than an English exercise book, yet you managed to bite off a large piece of it. The tip of your nose was almost buried in the watermelon!
"Plop plop plop plop —"
Winnie's eyes were red as she gnawed on the melon skin and flesh, as if she had a deep hatred for the watermelon in her hand.
It turns out I was right to put Winnie and Xiao Qin in the 'Beast Group'.
By the way, Ai Mi and Gong CaiCai belonged to the 'cute animal group'. As a hunter, the class leader wasn't suitable to participate in the animal classification. When I made the classification, I didn't have much contact with Zhuang Ni yet.
"You … why are you eating watermelon here?"
I was so shocked that I almost lost my ability to speak. That was all I could say.
"I'm in a bad mood, so I turn my anger into appetite!" Winnie replied indignantly while chewing on the melon in her mouth.
I checked the ground and was shocked to find no watermelon rind. Winnie must have eaten the rind, too.
"That … Can't you ask the watermelon seller to cut it for you? If it doesn't work, it's better to smash the watermelon than eat the rind. "
"I forget when I get angry!" Winnie had already finished the entire watermelon and her hands and face were covered in watermelon juice.
"Damn manservant, take out some tissues for Winnie!"
Ai Mi ordered me while holding an exquisite parasol.
"Huh? Why aren't you calling me brother, instead you're calling me a damn manservant? "I protested as I handed the tissues to Winnie, who used them to wipe her face and hands.
"Hmph, calling me brother is a special treatment! I'm worried that you haven't fully recovered yet, so I reluctantly called you brother a few times! Can't you see I didn't even let you hold an umbrella! Don't be too greedy, damn manservant! "
After Ai Mi finished speaking, she stuck out her tongue and made a face at me "pei pei".
"I'm sorry." I didn't argue with Ai Mi and directly apologized to Winnie, "My brain short-circuited and I secretly kissed you. It's fine if you want to hit me, scold me, or punish me, as long as you don't get angry."
Ai Mi and I stood on the left and right, forming a semicircle around Winnie who was squatting.
"I'm not angry anymore." Winnie said absent-mindedly with her hands on her face, "It's not a big deal if I think about it. It's just our organs touching each other. If touching each other counts as kissing, then who knows how many dead pigs, cows, and sheep I would have kissed!"
"After dead pigs, cows, and sheep is the dead manservant, right?" Ai Mi interrupted, "Winnie, don't worry, I'll make the dead manservant take responsibility!"
"Huh?"
Winnie frowned as she didn't understand what Ai Mi meant.
"Take ~ responsibility!" Ai Mi thought Winnie didn't hear her clearly because the wind was too strong, so she repeated the two words again.
"The dead manservant is still my servant and brother, so I'm also responsible for his mistakes. How about this, we'll take care of you for the rest of your life!"
"Huh?" Winnie's frown deepened and her grin widened.
"Winnie, don't you like to eat and play?" Amy explained with a smile on her face, "From now on, us siblings, mainly me, will provide you with the best food and let you travel around the world. The only job you have to do is to eat, drink, and have fun with us! What do you think? "
"Huh?" Winnie was surprised, "I was already satisfied when Miss Ai Mi agreed to let me be your bodyguard when I grow up, why don't I do any work now? If you give me this kind of treatment, I feel like I'm a pig in a pen! "
"Hmph." Ai Mi sneered, "It's all because of the dead manservant! He already said he would accept punishment, so you might as well let him take care of you for the rest of your life! "
Winnie quickly waved her hands, "No, no, no, it's not to that extent, I was only kissed …"
"I'm serious!" Ai Mi suddenly raised her voice, "This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! Winnie, promise me that you will never be separated from me and the manservant, and the three of us will be together forever, okay? "
"Miss Ai Mi, your request is so strange …" Winnie scratched her head, "You're my best friend, so of course we have to be sisters forever. Ye Lin and I are brothers, so even though he crossed the line today, I'll magnanimously let it go. We'll get along like before, but isn't it a bit strange to say the three of us will be together forever?"
"It's not strange!" Ai Mi pursued, "Didn't you tell me before that you don't want to get married?"
"Huh? That's because my parents had a great relationship before we got married, but they always fought after we got married! " Winnie blinked, "That's why I think two people who like each other might not be able to maintain their original mentality after getting married, so it's better not to get married!"
Ai Mi, who was holding a parasol to protect herself from UV rays, revealed a sly smile like a little vampire.
"Hehehe, it would be perfect if you don't want a marriage identity! I actually realized a long time ago that human marriage customs can't keep up with the development of technology. In the future, marriage should be completely abolished, or there should be no restrictions on gender or number of people, and everyone should be allowed to freely form new relationships! "
"Miss Ai Mi, slow down." Winnie said dizzily, "I don't read much, so don't try to trick me. I can understand allowing same-sex marriage, but what does allowing multiple people to marry mean?"
Ai Mi adjusted the parasol and mischievously pointed at herself, then pointed at Winnie and me, and said with a smile: "Aren't the three of us examples? If we like each other, then there shouldn't be any laws preventing us from being together! Let's go live abroad together! Don't care about anything, don't think about anything, just spend the rest of your life in enjoyment! "
I frowned on the side and said: "Ai Mi, do you know you're suspected of human trafficking?"
Winnie thought about it for a while and seemed to understand Ai Mi's meaning.
"Ah? Miss Ai Mi, were you serious when you said we should have a threesome after the end of the world? "
Ai Mi nodded without any moral integrity.
Winnie had an expression as if her worldview had been destroyed. She crouched on the ground and looked up at us with fear in her eyes.
"Isn't this … too scary? If I go abroad with Miss Ai Mi, not only will my family say I eloped, they will also say I eloped with two people! What will happen to my reputation! "
"What is reputation? Can it be eaten? " Ai Mi said with disdain, "Why do you care about what other people say when you're going to have fun with us for the rest of your life?"
"I can't completely ignore it!" Winnie said loudly, "Especially you two … you're biological siblings! Forget about us having a threesome, even if it's a threesome, it would be a problem! "
"It's the 'biological siblings' excuse again." Ai Mi revealed a slightly annoyed expression, "If it's really that bad, I can cut off my sibling relationship with the manservant at any time!"
"You can't cut it off!" I said in a hurry, "Even if you cut off the sibling relationship, you can't cut off blood relations!"
"Ahhh ~ ~ this is bad!" Winnie scratched her ears and cheeks anxiously, "Xiao Qin told me Ai Mi had thoughts of pushing her brother. I didn't believe it at first, but I didn't expect it to be true!"
"Hmph, the talkative maid Qin. Once I take you and the manservant away, she'll be alone for the rest of her life! "
"No! Absolutely not! " Winnie suddenly sprang up from the ground and stood between Ai Mi and me. She faced Ai Mi as if she wanted to stop Ai Mi from taking me away.
"Ai Mi! You can't take Ye Lin away from Xiao Qin! Your way of thinking is very abnormal! I won't go with you either! "
"You can eat luxurious food every day!" Ai Mi tempted.
"I'm not eating!" Winnie firmly refused.
"There are exciting entertainment programs to play every day!"
"I'm not playing!"
"You …" Ai Mi became sullen, "Aren't you my bestie? It's fine as long as you're loyal to me, why are you siding with the maid Qin? "
"Because Xiao Qin is also my bestie!" Winnie shouted with all her strength, "Even if I can't eat luxurious food or play exciting entertainment in the future, I will never betray a good friend!"
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