Since I forcefully kissed Winnie, my visit to Qing Zi High had to come to an end.
I called the class leader to tell her that I had something to do and that I would ask her to bring me around another day. Since the class leader seemed to have been asked by a teacher to do something after she sent Zhuang Ni to the infirmary, we agreed to meet up another day.
Zhuang Ni was very happy that I didn't stay in the boys' dorm. She probably even made a bomb to blow up room 222 to prevent me from staying at Qing Zi High.
Zhuang Ni might have an unexpected benefit since she would consider the class leader's feelings, so she probably wouldn't blow up the class leader's brother.
Next, I sat in Peng TouSi's Batmobile and changed into a T-shirt that Peng TouSi gave me. I listened to Ai Mi's suggestion and went to apologize to Winnie.
"Speaking of which, Lin, why did you forcefully kiss Winnie?" Peng TouSi asked while holding the steering wheel, "It doesn't seem like your style."
I asked while sitting in the back seat with Ai Mi: "Would you believe me if I told you it was because the weather was too hot?"
Obama, on the other hand, was squatting in the passenger seat with his tongue hanging out. Even though the car was air-conditioned, he still couldn't help but make a fool of himself.
"I believe." Ai Mi interrupted, "The reason New Delhi has the nickname of 'rape capital' is because the weather is too hot! As long as all the Indian men move to Siberia, the total number of rape cases worldwide would decrease by half! "
What kind of lousy idea is that? Siberia is a sparsely populated country. Indian Hindus can't find a woman to rape, so they can only rape polar bears, that's too pitiful! Hindus have an illness where they can't live without raping someone! You should at least empathize with them!
By the way, according to my dad, Russian women might not be as easy to deal with as polar bears. Because to a certain extent, Russians are an upgraded version of northeasterners, and their reputation as a fighting race is not just for show.
It's said that at the end of World War II, the Soviet Union lacked men. In order to satisfy their physical needs, the Red Army women used the Japanese prisoners of war as sex toys, and some of the Japanese prisoners even died (what a happy way to die). If the Hindus went to Siberia to find something to rape, their future would be uncertain.
"Girls shouldn't say the word 'rape' all the time!"
I put on a serious face to educate my sister, but Ai Mi didn't look like she was admitting her mistake.
"Eh? Brother, why are you being so unreasonable? You were the one who said that the weather was too hot, so you wanted to rape Winnie … "
"I forced a kiss on Winnie, okay? You could have sent me to prison with just a word's difference! "
"Mhmm." Ai Mi crossed her arms and nodded, "It's not worth it to go to jail for a target like Winnie. Do you want to hear me tell you a way to get what you want without going to jail? "
"Whose wish is to push Winnie down? I just hope she won't be angry anymore! "
Ai Mi completely ignored my denial. She proudly crossed her legs on the car seat and said with a scientist's tone:
"It's not difficult to conquer Winnie at all. When she was in junior high, she often stayed overnight at internet cafes because of her parents' quarrels. Psychologically speaking, she has a strong subconscious desire to leave her parents and start a new family …"
"Hey! Since when did you learn psychology? "
"When you were unconscious, of course!" Ai Mi smiled at me ambiguously, "In eighteen months, I've grown to a different degree both mentally and physically!"
She said as she extended her left index finger and brushed her neck and collarbone with her fingertips. She continued downwards as if she was showing me the beautiful curves of her chest and abdomen.
I looked away and said with a deadpan expression: "Let's continue talking about Winnie."
Ai Mi pouted when she saw me acting like I wasn't paying attention to her, but she quickly explained in high spirits:
"During our 'best friend time', I once asked Winnie what kind of boyfriend she wanted in the future, and she said she wanted someone who could play with her like crazy. Brother, you fit that criteria perfectly!"
I was puzzled: "Are there a lot of people who fit that criteria?"
"Not a lot!" Ai Mi waved her finger in front of me, "Think about it, Winnie's hobbies aren't just video games. If that's the case, a normal otaku would pass. She also likes all kinds of sports, like climbing a mountain at a speed of 100 meters. In this era where people don't get enough exercise, how many young people can reach the same level as Winnie?"
That's true, it's hard to imagine a pretty boy boyfriend who can't catch up to Winnie no matter how hard he tries.
After reading my tacit agreement, Ai Mi continued to speak:
"I asked Winnie in private if she was willing to let you be her boyfriend. Although she immediately shook her head, I can tell she doesn't hate you, but she has a knot in her heart that she can't get around."
There's no need to ask, the so-called 'knot in her heart' was definitely Xiao Qin. Winnie is extremely righteous, she would never steal me away from Xiao Qin as her best friend. The reason she cried after being forcefully kissed by me was probably because she regretted losing her first kiss, but she also felt sorry for betraying her best friend.
"So, in order to eliminate any distractions, I assumed you and Winnie were the only two left in the world. I asked her if she was willing to have children with you, and Winnie agreed without hesitation …"
"No sh * t! Did you study psychology for half a day just to trick someone into a trap? If Winnie and I were the only two left in the world, she had no choice but to be with me! "
"That's not necessarily true." Ai Mi drawled, "If you and Sister Feng were the only two left in the world, would you live with her?" If it was Eunuch Cao, he might have replied: "Why not? Just because Sister Feng is ugly doesn't mean her daughters are ugly. At worst, I can just wait a few more years and live happily with my daughters! "
Although I could use Eunuch Cao's answer to show my personality, I can't do it in front of Ai Mi. If I said that, Ai Mi would definitely yell: "You won't even let your own daughter go, why would you care about my sister's identity!?"
So I shook my head solemnly and expressed that I would rather let the human race go extinct than lay a finger on Sister Feng.
"Hmph, isn't that enough? Winnie agreed to be with you under extreme conditions, so at least it means she has a good impression of you! In order to obtain more information, I assumed you, me, and her were the only three left in the world … "
"At the time, I asked Winnie, what should I do if I get envious when you and your dead manservant shamelessly have sex all day long? Winnie has generously expressed that she can give me the boy you two give birth to to satisfy my physiological needs … "
Hey! Isn't that too generous! Even if it's for the sake of human reproduction, you shouldn't abuse children! Also, Winnie, your brain isn't working well! Since you already know Ai Mi and I can't sleep together because we're siblings, you should have thought that our child would also be related to Ai Mi by blood! Your clever suggestion prevented siblings from committing adultery, but it led to niece and aunt committing adultery!
"… After I laughed at Winnie's stupid idea, she expressed that if that day really comes, she wouldn't mind being a lesbian to satisfy me. Apparently, she's seen a few lesbian films when she watches AV films at internet cafes, so she knows how to comfort each other …"
Winnie, you've lost all your integrity! But under Ai Mi's premise, it was indeed a compromise that didn't go against human relations! But doesn't that mean Winnie would become Ai Mi's and my 'public wife'? Why does it feel bad …
Peng TouSi should have a lot to say about homosexuality, but he was seriously holding the steering wheel and did not join in our sensitive discussion.
"Although I'm satisfied with Winnie's loyalty and I don't mind her serving me, I've told her that for the future of humanity and for her next generation, there's no need for siblings to commit adultery. The best way is for me and my brother to shoulder this unavoidable fate!"
Unavoidable my ass! You can actually put a high hat on this kind of terrible matter, it's like a heaven-defying oath from a Hong Kong manga!
"After I popularized genetics with Winnie, Winnie was muddle-headed and finally agreed that a wider gene pool is more beneficial for human reproduction, so she agreed to let me have relations with my brother! But she wants to separate her children from mine and only allow half-siblings in the next generation to marry … "
What the hell! The glorious tradition of siblings committing adultery is going to be passed down just like that! I'll become the ancestor of the new human race and be recorded on the pillar of shame!
Actually, Ai Mi's hypothesis doesn't hold water at all. If I remember correctly from biology class, a species must maintain a certain amount of genetic diversity in order to continue. Otherwise, if there are too many inbreeding and the genes are purified, the species will degenerate and die.
But Ai Mi was proud of her ability to confuse Winnie.
"How about it? I already opened up the possibility of a threesome for you, thank me! You won't be able to find a second sister like her in the entire world! "
"How does that count?" I was flabbergasted, "It's impossible to translate human behavior in an extreme environment into a normal environment!"
"Why can't it count?" Ai Mi retorted, "Don't your Celestial Empire's college entrance examination math questions all have proof questions like 'When angle A is a right angle, conclusion B is true, and when angle A is not a right angle, conclusion B is also true'? That's exactly the same as my hypothesis! "
We arrived at the residential area where Winnie lived after chatting for a bit. Speaking of which, it was my first time here.
Since Winnie didn't pick up my calls, I directly went upstairs and knocked on her door (Ai Mi told me the apartment number). But no one answered after knocking for a long time, as if there was no one inside the house.
"Hello? Winnie, didn't you say you were going home? There's no one at home! Where did you go? "
I went back downstairs and told Ai Mi about the situation. Ai Mi helped me call Winnie and asked.
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