"Bro Ye Lin, you really know how to joke! I only became a trap … for a moment of interest, I won't be one for a lifetime! Once I solve the problem in my chest, I'll completely recover my manly nature! "
Although Shu Zhe said that, his eyes faintly flashed with a strange luster, as if he discovered a new world during our conversation. He even forgot the pain after being slapped in the face.
"Tsk, manly nature? I didn't see any manly nature in you before you became a trap! You don't have any manly nature at all! If you betray your sister again, I'll sell you to American gays and bisexuals! Whether it's Peng TouSi or Ai Mi, they both know a lot of perverts with these hobbies! "
The United States was the home of the evil capitalist depravity, and the total number of trap lovers might not be less than that of Japan. Furthermore, due to the average body size of Europeans and Americans, local traps were not as appealing as Asian traps. Therefore, a high-quality trap like Shu Zhe could be sold for a good price.
"Wha, what?" Shu Zhe said in a panic, "Bro Ye Lin, my sister won't forgive you for doing something like this! Be careful of getting shot by a shotgun! "
I suddenly thought of a very important question: "Does Shu Sha still have a shotgun? Didn't your parents sell their house in Dong Shan city? She can't hide it in the dorms, right? "
"The shotgun is currently at my uncle's place!" Shu Zhe was afraid I wouldn't believe him, so he said in a very loud voice, "If anything happens to me, my sister and uncle won't forgive you!"
"Eh? So you're saying the shotgun is currently hidden at Uncle Fireball's house? " I rubbed my chin and said to myself, "Uncle Fireball is clearly a trap fanatic, but he didn't do anything to you in the past two years, it's a miracle!"
"Hmph, he's just afraid I'll tell my sister!" Shu Zhe's tone contained a trace of pride, "Besides, I helped him sell original underwear and other things, so he made quite a bit of money. He should be satisfied even if he had any dissatisfaction in the past!"
According to Shu Zhe, Uncle Fireball's "Happy Valley's Perverted Supplies Store" had made a lot of money last year. Later, it attracted the attention of the Ministry of Public Security, and Shu Zhe was almost seen by Aunt Fireball when he "delivered" the goods to Uncle Fireball, so it gradually stopped.
Although the "Happy Valley Perverted Products Store" had died halfway, the "Happy Valley Adult Products Store" had flourished under Uncle Fireball's main business. Occasionally, Shu Zhe would go there as a "rope model", showing only his arms and taking pictures of parts of the plush handcuffs to earn some pocket money.
However, ever since Shu Zhe started taking antidepressants and growing breasts, he stopped taking pictures at Uncle Fireball's place, afraid that he would be seen through.
While I was watching 'Substitute Man' on my dorm computer, I also opened my email. I suddenly heard the notification of a new email. I glanced at it out of the corner of my eye and saw that the sender was Winnie.
That's strange. Winnie doesn't like to communicate with me through email. She usually talks to me face to face or over the phone. What did she write in the email?
After curiously opening the email, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth.
Damn! Winnie, did you take the wrong medicine this time? The contents of this email are not suitable to be said face to face. Not only that, it's not suitable for anyone to say at any time!
One of the excerpts was as follows:
"I heard from Xiao Qin that you called my name and other girls' names when you were unconscious — — pervert! Did you fantasize about me while you were taking a shower? What a guy with a brain full of sperm! I treat you like a bro, but you stab me in the back! Come at me face to face if you have the ability! I'm going to f * ck you off! Don't think you're great, after a round of f * cking, I'll definitely f * ck you until you can't get up again! "
The above was already the most logical paragraph. The meaning of the other paragraphs was unclear, but they were filled with rather bold and sensitive content that would definitely be disobeyed.
Is … is this the rumored pornographic email? Verbal sexual harassment? And it's even from a woman to a man? What's wrong with Winnie! The entire email is brimming with the feeling that she wants to f * ck me off!
"Ahhhhh!!!!!"
The originally silent hallway was suddenly filled with the sound of hurried footsteps and a girl's scream.
Winnie, who was wearing sneakers, ran up to the second floor in regret, then she charged into room 222 like a madman.
"Don't open emails! That was a mistake! You … "
Winnie was like a deflated balloon when she saw I was sitting in front of the computer with my email open. She barely managed to grab onto the door frame to stop herself from collapsing.
"What is it?" Shu Zhe also stood up and wanted to get closer to the computer to see what was going on, but he was stopped by Winnie's fierce glare.
"Delete it! Delete it! Also delete it from your brain! "
Winnie yelled at me.
"That's the content I edited when I was sitting on the subway and had nothing to do while I was disconnected from the Internet! It's pure nonsense! I was planning on deleting it later, but after I got off the subway and arrived at school … it was automatically sent! "
So that's how it is. When I was young, I also wrote some letters that I would never send out for my own amusement (for example, to the person whose home address is in the M87 nebula). Winnie also wrote a random letter to pass the boring time on the subway. It contained some ridicule towards me and some irresponsible thoughts. I didn't expect that in today's world, there are often applications that think they're smart and cause high-tech tragedies like this.
I clicked my mouse and deleted the letter and emptied the trash bin. Then I shrugged my shoulders at Winnie to indicate that I already forgot about it.
But Winnie clearly did not forget. She heard that the class leader and Zhuang Ni were in the infirmary and Shu Zhe did not act as a tour guide because it was too hot, so she volunteered to show me around the campus.
5 minutes later, I was already walking with Winnie on a winding boulevard.
The weather was hot and it was summer break, so there were very few students on the boulevard. I could only see a couple wearing Qing Zi High School's uniform whispering under a cherry blossom tree.
I suddenly realized: After I entered high school, there were no longer any perverted school rules like the '100 rules against intimate contact between boys and girls'. This is also a private high school, so even if there is a school romance, it can still be openly seen by everyone.
Compared to the couple, Winnie and I did not wear our school uniforms and were dressed casually. The other party glanced at us cautiously, but they probably recognized that Winnie was a student of Qing Zi High School, so they did not pay any more attention to us.
Winnie brought me under a row of ginkgo trees and asked with an awkward expression: "Um … Ye Lin, you don't think I'm a pervert, right?"
"Pfft!" I burst out laughing.
"Winnie, what's wrong? Didn't you tell me dirty jokes a lot in the past? Where's the courage you had to watch AV films in an internet cafe? You just wrote an unhealthy email and accidentally sent it to me! If it was Gong CaiCai who sent me that email, my worldview would be destroyed, but it's fine if it was you! Even if you deliberately sent me this kind of letter, your image in my heart is still the same as before, nothing has changed! "
"Is that so?" Winnie pulled at the hem of her shorts. I'm not sure what she was thinking, but she seemed to be a bit absent-minded.
After we passed by the ginkgo trees and arrived among the purple rhododendrons, Winnie asked me: "You didn't actually fantasize about me when you were showering, right? I must have wronged you, right? "
I nodded.
I didn't fantasize about Winnie when I was showering (Eunuch Cao likes to masturbate when he's showering, but I usually look at my muscles in the mirror when I'm showering). But as an energetic and imaginative adolescent male, I did have some unhealthy fantasies about Winnie's body.
But because my first fantasies were caused by Ai Mi's suggestion, I played the scene of me having a threesome with Ai Mi and Winnie in my brain. I didn't have the face to admit it in front of Winnie.
"As expected." Winnie puffed up her cheeks like a frog, "It doesn't prove anything even if you call out my name when you're in a coma, I'm the one who's abnormal …"
"Huh? How are you abnormal? "
Winnie spat out the air in her mouth and replied: "I fantasize when I'm showering …"
Halfway through her sentence, she suddenly bit her lip hard to stop herself from speaking. "No! I'm just showering! I don't have any pimples in my hair, a senior told me it would be cured as long as I get a boyfriend … "
Hey! You already said what you shouldn't have said! Based on what you said, could it be that you fantasize about me when you're showering!
Winnie and I are both muscular and have an athlete's body. Could it be that she thought of my body when she was showering and unknowingly did something other than showering?
The reason why Winnie wasn't as magnanimous as before about the email was because she unknowingly exposed her own delusions. She pushed me down because she ate the wrong berries in Chisong Mountain. She already had more physical contact with me than anyone else. It's not hard to understand why she used me as a target during her adolescent delusions.
In order to prevent Winnie from feeling awkward, I took the initiative to admit:
"Don't be so embarrassed, I already deleted the email you sent me by mistake and I won't tell anyone about it. In addition, even if you fantasize about a boy when you're bathing, it's not something to be ashamed of. In fact, boys are much more shameless than you. When you were in junior high school, every time you wore shorts and leaned on the windowsill to look down, you would attract the attention of many boys. I've also peeked. I even deliberately left my hand's shadow on your butt when I was doing radio gymnastics … "
"That's it! That's it! " Winnie called out as if she encountered a serious crisis, "Let's not say anything to confuse each other! You're Xiao Qin's boyfriend, even if you guys are sworn siblings, you will still be together in the future! Don't do anything that would let Xiao Qin down! "
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