I was drunk and pushed the class leader onto the study table in the dorm. I planned to take her down on the spot and ignored her pleas.
Hmph, if you really don't want to, you should at least resist with more force! Based on the power you're displaying now, it's already pretty good if you can reach 1.5 Gong CaiCai. You're clearly trying to reject me, right?! Actually, the class leader came here specifically to seduce me, right? I can't believe you would do this kind of thing when you're normally so serious …
"Bro Ye Lin, stop! I'm Shu Zhe! " The long-haired girl cried out as she writhed helplessly on the table under my pressure.
"What? You're still thinking about your brother at a time like this? " I said angrily, "Your brother is a selfish bastard who sells out his sister for glory. If I didn't help you teach him a lesson, who knows what would have happened to you!"
"Wrong! Wrong! "The class leader yelled," I'm saying I'm Shu Zhe! I pretended to be my sister to trick you into apologizing! Stop right now! Don't … don't burst my chrysanthemum! "
Since her hands were bound by the sleeves of my suit, she couldn't even cover the exposed skin from her slender waist to her snow-white butt.
"What? You want me to burst your chrysanthemum? "I laughed foolishly," I didn't know you had such a unique taste! You want me to burst your chrysanthemum because you won't get pregnant? "
"Bro Ye Lin, can you understand human language!" The class leader said with a glare, "I said I'm Shu Zhe! I'm not my sister! "
"Don't think I'll fall for it!" I smacked the class leader's half-exposed butt and said while appreciating the beautiful mathematical waves, "Last time I hit your butt because of a misunderstanding, you also tried to fool me by pretending to be Shu Zhe! The same trick won't work on a Saint Seiya a second time! "
"What kind of Saint Seiya are you!" After screaming in pain, the enraged class leader roared at me, "Are you Scorpio Milo? Or do you have to take off your pants to release the Scarlet Needle! "
I was shocked. This retort is pretty sharp! My second senior brother does have a bit of a scorpion tail, and isn't the class leader illiterate? If it was the real class leader, she probably wouldn't know what the ultimate technique of the Scorpio Gold Saints was, right?
Just as I hesitated, the door to room 222 was pushed open again. A long-haired girl in a white shirt and jeans walked in. She held a plastic bag filled with peaches and apricots in her left hand.
Eh? Why is there another class leader? Also, the way she looked at me was terrifying! It contained shock, disdain, disappointment, disgust, and many other emotions. It was as if a law enforcer was looking at a criminal!
She locked the door as soon as she came in (she must have heard our conversation from outside) and said in a trembling voice, "I wanted to give you some peaches and apricots while they are still fresh. I didn't expect to see this..."
The expression on his face was as cold as ice.
No, not good! Whether it was her temperament or the size of her breasts, the one standing at the door was the real class leader. How could I make such a low-level mistake! I actually mistook Shu Zhe for the class leader, pushed him down on the desk, and was even seen by the class leader!
It wasn't just a bad posture! I've already taken off my pants, revealing my bloodthirsty monster! Shu Zhe's clothes were also taken off from his back to his butt! Under these circumstances, even the slowest person would come to the conclusion that I was going to explode Shu Zhe's butt!
Maybe she thought the scene in front of her was too dirty, so the class leader squinted her eyes and used the hand that wasn't holding the plastic bag to block part of her line of sight to prevent the Godzilla between my legs from injuring her eyes again.
"Sister! Sister! " Shu Zhe, who got a chance because I went to pull up my pants, got down from the desk while crying and pounced towards the class leader.
The class leader couldn't help but frown when she saw that Shu Zhe was clearly impersonating her. She placed the plastic bag of fruits on the ground and helped Shu Zhe pull up his skirt.
"Why do you have a girl's uniform?" The class leader asked seriously, "And where did you get the wig? Why are you pretending to be me? "
"It's … brother Ye Lin who forced me!" Shu Zhe complained first, "Brother Ye Lin got drunk, so he forced me to wear a girl's uniform and wig. He even made me pretend to be my sister and 'play games' with him! Sister, if you came a bit later, I would have been violated by him! Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ ~ "
"Hu, Hu Shrunk!" I wanted to refute, but my tongue was a bit loose after drinking. My face was flushed and I definitely left the class leader with the first impression that I was a drunkard.
But I still put on my underwear and shorts. Otherwise, it would be too perverted if I kept exposing my lower body in front of the class leader.
The class leader hugged Shu Zhe and comforted him for a while, then she glared at me and said: "Ye Lin, you drank again!"
"Yes, Shu Zhe forced me to drink!"
I told her the truth, but the class leader refused to believe me.
"How did Xiao Zhe have the strength to force you to drink!"
"He mixed … mixed alcohol in …"
I'm not sure if Shu Zhe mixed erguotou or some other strong alcohol, but it made my brain extremely sluggish and I couldn't even speak properly.
"What would you have done to my brother if I didn't come?"
The class leader asked me with a gaze as sharp as a knife.
"No, nothing will happen!" I said bitterly, "I thought Shu Zhe was you, that's why I did those things. Once I found out he was a man …"
I didn't finish my sentence and the class leader's face turned from gloomy to stormy and even colder.
"So what you're saying is, after you got drunk, you made Xiao Zhe pretend to be me, then you imitated … the things you wanted to do to me? What you wanted to do to me was push me down on the desk? "
After being questioned by the overbearing class leader, I actually replied: "It's every adolescent's fantasy to push a beautiful female class leader down on the desk! I was just … hiccup … being honest with myself … "
"Bang!"
The class leader picked up the plastic bag of peaches and apricots and threw it at my head. For a moment, I was happily hit by two juicy fruits.
"You're a pervert!" The class leader's angry voice exploded from her chest, "Not only did you molest Winnie yesterday, you didn't even let my brother off today! You also broke into the gardener's hut to peek at me changing clothes! "
"Let me explain …" I wanted to get closer to the class leader to explain, but I accidentally stepped on the scattered peaches and apricots. I slipped and fell towards the two siblings.
"Ah!"
"Oh!"
I used Yin Yang Sanshou's pengci technique in the nick of time to prevent the class leader and Shu Zhe from getting hurt. But at the same time, I also grabbed their waists and pressed them to the ground.
"What are you doing!" The class leader's face turned pale. She pulled my hands and said angrily: "Let us go! The smell of alcohol is on my face! Do you know what the consequences are! "
Shu Zhe, who was still dressed like a girl and looked like the class leader's twin sister, was even more frightened. He said with a trembling voice: "Bro Ye Lin, can you at least let me go? I'm a man … "
"You bastard!" I roared at Shu Zhe drunkenly, "You're still trying to sell out your sister at a time like this? Shouldn't you stay and let … let your sister keep her chastity! "
I'm not sure if the word 'chastity' touched the class leader's nerves, but she had difficulty reaching out her right hand to strangle my neck under the pressure of my weight.
"Ye Lin, even if you're drunk, I won't forgive you for what you did!"
I tilted my head to dodge the class leader's attack and said: "Class leader, why are you scaring yourself! I didn't even plan on doing anything! Also, if I really went berserk, you two wouldn't be able to resist me even if you two teamed up. In the end, it's just a matter of who gets on first … "
Crap … crap! What kind of nonsense am I saying now! Now is not the time to brag! My favorability with the class leader is about to drop to the bottom of the Mariana Trench!
As expected! As soon as I said that, I received a merciless knee strike to my crotch!
It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! The class leader's attack was the essence of women's self-defense. I rolled back and forth in pain and distanced myself from the class leader and her sister who were also lying on the ground.
Five minutes later, I felt the pain subside a little, and at the same time, I was overwhelmed with exhaustion. I lay on my side on the floor and continued to sleep.
Ten minutes later, the class leader determined that there was no longer a threat. She and Shu Zhe worked together to carry me onto the bed, then Shu Zhe went to the washroom to change back into his male clothes.
Around 15 minutes later, I heard the class leader and Shu Zhe's conversation.
The class leader insisted that Shu Zhe move out of this room and let the school arrange a new one to prevent me from doing what I did today again.
However, Shu Zhe was probably worried that the fact that he had developed breasts would be exposed if he shared a room with someone else, so he began to speak up for me. He said that I didn't force him to wear female clothes, but he had to do it because he lost a bet. He also admitted that he wasn't friendly to me after he dressed up as the class leader, which indirectly led to me wanting to push him down after I was drunk.
The class leader didn't accept his explanation, "Maybe Ye Lin brought the female uniform from Xiao Qin's house — — I heard Xiao Qin had a few sets of Qing Zi Academy uniforms in middle school — — but why would he have a wig that looks so similar to my head? He clearly planned it for a long time and wanted you to dress up as me! How perverted!! "
"It's not bro Ye Lin's fault." Shu Zhe mumbled, "This wig was actually … I was hiding it. I got it a long time ago when I was taking model photos at bro Ye Lin's house. I thought it might be useful somewhere, so I didn't throw it away …"
"What's the use of this thing!" The class leader was shocked, "Don't tell me you want to play some perverted game with Ye Lin!"
"No, I'm not!" Shu Zhe lied, "I just thought I could donate the wig to the haunted house when there's a cultural festival … it counts as recycling."
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