After Ai Mi found out that there was a tiger in the back mountain of Qing Zi High School, she quickly formed the "Fight the Tiger Tonight" team in order to prevent students from being eaten and causing her reputation as the "principal" to drop. She planned to kill the tiger tonight and skin it as a carpet.
In order to keep the tiger skin intact, she didn't plan on using large caliber guns, but instead used a traditional method of hunting tigers passed down by the local villagers.
You wouldn't know if you didn't ask, but it turns out the Jiangbei school district of Dong Shan City was plagued by tigers during the Anti-Japanese War.
At that time, in order to eliminate the tiger, the local hunters displayed their abilities. One of the families had a father and son who were especially good at it. The specific tactic was to each bring a large shield and a hammer made from old vines. After facing the tiger, the three of them quickly formed a triangular formation and surrounded the tiger. They took turns hitting the tiger with their hammers. Once the tiger pounced towards them, they would cover their entire body with the large shield and protect their lives. The other two would quickly support them and continue to beat the tiger.
Money makes the world go round. Ai Mi easily bought three rattan shields and three iron hammers that were regarded as family heirlooms by a certain villager. Then, she gave them to Peng TouSi, 004, and 005 to catch the tiger.
She's really reversing the times! In this era of guns, cannons, and nuclear bombs, she's actually using a vine shield and a hammer to deal with a tiger! Ai Mi's actions are no different from a capitalist without blood or tears. Although Peng TouSi might be able to deal with the tiger by himself with the vine shield and hammer …
First, he couldn't convince the willful Ai Mi, and second, he felt it was necessary to verify if there were any dangerous beasts in the back mountain. Peng TouSi took off his suit and prepared to search the mountain overnight.
004 and 005 were neither as strong nor as courageous as Peng TouSi. They looked at each other with the rattan shields and hammers that Ai Mi gave them. They felt that coming all the way to China to fight a tiger with cold weapons was asking for a good death.
I knew 004 and 005 were undercover FBI agents. Including the time I was unconscious, they had already been Ai Mi's bodyguards for more than two years. I don't know what valuable information they obtained for the US government.
While Peng TouSi was talking to Ai Mi, I called 004 and 005 to the side and said:
"You guys have also seen it, being Ai Mi's bodyguard is often dangerous. Now that Ai ShuQiao doesn't need my blood anymore, it means she has already made progress in America. There's not much point in you guys staying in China, right? Why didn't he report to his superiors and transfer him back to America? It's better than being eaten by a tiger or a black bear one day, isn't it? "
Hearing my suggestion, tears flashed in 004's eyes, and he couldn't help but be moved, "You're right! In the past two years, Miss Ai Mi has never treated us like servants. At first, we thought our undercover identities were exposed, but then we found out she treats every bodyguard the same way. Even when I was undercover in Mexico, I didn't have this much trouble! "
005 frowned, walked to a place that blocked Ai Mi's line of sight, and said seriously:
"Don't complain. For the sake of the country, this can't be helped. One of our colleagues once hid in an empty tree trunk to pass on information, but the higher-ups forgot about him. In the end, he died in vain … "
Holy shit! How was he sacrificed? Did he starve to death? The United States claims to be the beacon of human civilization, how can they be so inhumane to their agents! It seems like the politics teacher was right, the capitalist world is in dire straits!
The reason 004 and 005 stayed in China was because they were worried that a sudden withdrawal would make Ai ShuQiao suspicious. The second reason was that they felt that the intelligence displayed by the causal calculation program was of great importance to modern warfare, so it was necessary to monitor its development.
I have to say, China's agents aren't idle either. Shortly after I woke up, the Dream Synchronizing Earplugs disappeared. I don't know if it was taken by the water bill collector or the courier, but it definitely ended up in the hands of the China National Security Agency.
In order to hunt the tiger, Ai Mi organized a large team with a majestic momentum. In the end, the weather was not in her favor. After dinner, it unexpectedly rained heavily. It was inconvenient to go out, so the tiger escaped.
After the heavy rain, the sun was high in the sky the next day. Even the most expensive sunscreen could not withstand the UV rays. Ai Mi was very disappointed. Not only did she want to use the tiger's skin as decoration, but she also wanted to personally witness the process of Peng TouSi and the others hunting the tiger, but the weather was against her.
During this time, Dr. Yu found out from the blood samples stained with toothpicks that the tiger I encountered was a female Siberian tiger.
So it was a female tiger! Although wild Siberian tigers are not as rare as South China tigers, they are still considered first-class protected animals! I can't just watch Ai Mi bring people to beat it to death.
"If you can capture it alive, you have to capture it alive." I told Dr. Yu and Peng TouSi, "It's obviously not suitable to let it stay in the mountains, but we don't have to kill it. Wouldn't forcing the rabbit to use the highest dose of anesthesia to anesthetize an elephant? Now is the time to use it. Let it go with us. "
Dr. Yu shrugged his shoulders and said with a bitter smile: "Two years ago, Miss Ai Mi felt it wasn't safe because the forced rabbit was attacked by the causal calculation program, so she locked it up for a while. Later, the causal calculation program felt the forced rabbit was its compatriot, so it bought the forced rabbit. Now the forced rabbit is acting as a security guard for the causal calculation program on the top floor of the Monarch building!"
So that's how it is! No wonder I haven't seen it for a while! But since the forced rabbit and the causal calculation program both used Fang Xin's code, they can at least be considered blood related relatives. It's good for family reunions if they stay together.
"I won't harm Miss Susan's life." Peng TouSi gave the female Siberian tiger a name in just half a day, "All life is a gift from God. Once we successfully capture it, we will contact China's wildlife conservation agency and move it to a forest far away from humans."
I was a lot more relieved with Peng TouSi's guarantee.
The news of Ai Mi forming a 'Tiger Hunting Advance Squad' quickly spread to the class leader and the principal of Qing Zi High, He Qimei, also heard.
"Although my ancestors did hunt tigers before, times have changed." The class leader said, "If possible, I hope to peacefully move it to another place. Also … since animals like him so much, would a tiger come to him to pull out their thorns? "
It sounded like she was very envious of me, but I don't know why I was envious of me almost peeing my pants.
The night Gong CaiCai found out there was a tiger in the back mountains, she had a nightmare of being eaten by a tiger. The class leader had to sing her a lullaby to coax her back to sleep.
Loud Mouth announced the news on her Weibo in a high-profile manner. She used the popular format of "my classmate so and so" and successfully gained a lot of fans. However, this time was different from the Blue Flash Butterfly incident in Cuisong Mountain. No one came to the back mountain to catch the tiger after hearing the news.
"Are you so lucky that you can't even eat the tiger?" Zhuang Ni expressed her disappointment that I didn't die in the tiger's mouth, "But I can understand why the female Siberian tiger doesn't eat him — — the smell of a man is too disgusting!"
"This tiger must … must be caught by our school! We can't let those bastards from Zhonghai Civil and Military School get it first! "Principal He Qimei was very agitated, it seems she hated Zhonghai Civil and Military School more than the average student.
In the blink of an eye, it was August 1st, but the tiger was still in the back mountains. Peng TouSi asked a local guide to patrol the back mountains, but he didn't find any traces of the tiger.
Today was also gramps Ren's birthday. Whether it was as his disciple or as Auntie Ren, I had to go congratulate him.
The birthday banquet was held at Ren Hongde's place. Ren Hongde was already very impolite with me, he told me to call him uncle as soon as we met. On the other hand, Auntie Ren never told me to call her mom. Although I didn't reject it, I was still a bit embarrassed, so I still called her like before.
At the banquet, I also saw my cousin Ren Peng who had clearly lost a lot of weight after going through electrotherapy at the internet addiction treatment center. Half of his body was sunk into the sofa and he had a depressed expression.
"Cousin, how about … you come with us to the mountains to catch a tiger since you have nothing to do at home!"
Under my encouragement, Xiao Qin was able to converse normally with her cousin. Although her suggestion was a bit unreliable, it probably helped improve Ren Peng's mood.
"No!" Auntie Ren stopped us, "If you guys found out there's a tiger in the back mountains, then you should stay far away. Are you trying to die by deliberately approaching it? Do you know how worried your dad was when he heard you were being followed by a tiger? "
Indeed, my dad almost had a heart attack when he heard the tiger was looking for me to pull out its thorns, and I had to comfort him for a long time.
Gramps Ren was already eighty-three years old. When he saw me, he smiled. He didn't ask me to call him grandpa like Xiao Qin did. Instead, he asked me to call him master. He even asked me to kowtow to him to pay respects to him as my teacher.
After we divided the cake, Gramps Ren called me to an empty guest room. I thought he was going to teach me some secret killing technique, but he just sat there and chatted with me. He kept mentioning, "Hong Li has finally found a man who treats her with sincerity. I've finally taken a load off my mind."
Time was merciless. In just two years, gramps Ren's spirit wasn't as good as before and his memory had also deteriorated. Even if Ren Hongde invited famous doctors to give his father all kinds of tonics, the effects were minimal. Now gramps Ren can't leave his crutches even when he's indoors.
"Haha, it's an internal injury I got when I was roaming the world when I was young!" Gramps Ren was very indifferent when it came to life and death, "I'm already pretty lucky to be able to live until I'm over 80!"
After coughing a few times, gramps Ren looked at me with a loving gaze and said: "Xiao Ye Zi, you're now a part of my family. You have to work hard and pass down Yin Yang Sanshou. Don't let your ancestors' skills die out, understood?"
I asked doubtfully: "Wouldn't it be more suitable for Auntie Ren or Xiao Qin to pass down Yin Yang Sanshou? After all, I'm an outsider … "
Gramps Ren shook his head, "Their bodies aren't suitable for Yin Yang Sanshou, and neither of them listen to me. Listen carefully, from your generation onwards, I've broken the rule of not passing down Yin Yang Sanshou to outsiders, so you don't have to follow it in the future. Also … not only do you have to pass down Yin Yang Sanshou, you also have to make it flourish! You can't lose to Taichi no matter what! In the future, when you see a Taichi disciple, beat them up indiscriminately and make them admit that our Yin Yang Sanshou is the best! "
Gramps Ren's request was ridiculous, but I couldn't bear to reject him when I saw his weak breathing and sallow complexion, so I could only agree for now.
However, gramps Ren's eyes lit up. He suddenly channeled energy into his right palm and said to me: "Take a deep breath! All of the secrets of Yin Yang Sanshou are in this strike, you have to firmly remember it with your body! "
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