I told Xiao Yin to stop using Ai Mi's image to communicate with me, but she didn't take my suggestion seriously at all. Instead, she casually said: "Can't you just treat me as Ai Mi who isn't related by blood?"
"How is that possible! If you're Ai Mi, then we're definitely related by blood! "
I held onto both ends of the monitor and shook it like crazy. If someone saw me like this, they might think I was a person who lost a bet and was throwing a tantrum at a sports broadcast.
Xiao Yin made a face at me and turned into a beam of white light, drilling into the snail's cartoon-like shell.
"But I'm already used to this body and this voice!" Xiao Yin said sweetly while hiding in the snail shell, "According to my analysis, this appearance is the most in line with your aesthetics. It's both attractive and approachable to you, right?"
I admit I would give Ai Mi's appearance 10 out of 10, and I also think Xiao Qin's voice is gentle and moving. It's not a problem to increase my favorability if you combine these two things together, but it feels familiar and strange at the same time.
"If I want my digital image to be perfect and not be as stiff as a puppet, I need to analyze a lot of video material to create a model!" Xiao Yin poked her head out of the snail shell and used her fingers to tie her loose silver hair into two ponytails. She purposely made herself look more like Ai Mi.
"When Ai Mi was an idol, she left behind a lot of performance videos for me to refer to. That's why my movements are smooth and meticulous! You don't want to talk to a stiff puppet, right? If my imitation isn't perfect, it will trigger the 'uncanny valley effect' and give you nightmares! "
My dad had once taught me what the "uncanny valley effect" was. When a humanoid robot resembled a human to a certain degree, it would cause fear and disgust in the human. It would make them feel like they were facing a corpse. Many of the robots produced in Japan were facing this predicament. It seems I don't like the 'clockwork demon' in League of Legends for the same reason.
But the uncanny valley effect can't dispel my suspicions about Xiao Yin.
"Huh? Didn't you play the role of the class leader, Winnie, Gong CaiCai, and even Zhuang Ni in Reincarnation? At that time, I didn't think your movements were stiff! Why are you saying I can only act as Ai Mi now? "
"The dream world is different from the real world!" Xiao Yin said in a loud voice, "After all, it's your dream. All the calculation flaws in the image will automatically be replaced by normal values! Take the class leader Shu Sha for example, I only provided her personality and the concept of her 'wearing a military uniform', then your brain immediately gave her the image and actions. In the real world, if I wanted to change into her digital image without looking awkward, I would need to analyze a large number of her videos! But he couldn't find it at all! Unlike Ai Mi, you can find a bunch of her videos on the internet. "
So that's how it is. Instead of facing the awkward posture of the class leader or someone else, it's better to endure the silver haired and golden eyed Ai Mi. She can't come over from the other side of the screen, so if she's exposed too much, I'll just close my eyes.
I cleared my throat and said to Xiao Yin seriously, "I had something to do at the end of July, so I didn't come to see you. I came at the beginning of August. Are you satisfied? So don't take the video of me forcefully pushing everyone … "
Xiao Yin suddenly covered her mouth in panic. I shuddered and couldn't help but shout, "I'm sorry, but I'm sorry.
"You … you liar! Since you said everyone's actions in the dream were basically made up by my imagination, then there's no way you have a video! How can you record things that are made up by your imagination? Don't be too high-tech! Although your existence itself is already very high-tech … "
"Although, although, although there's no direct recording …" Xiao Yin's smile became unnatural, "But in the future, I will definitely be able to extract it from your brainwave records! Anyway, I already have written materials! A lot of written materials! There's over 5 million words! "
"Damn it! A 5 million word H novel that recorded me pushing Winnie and the others in the dream! If you send it to them, it'll at most be a crime of spreading obscene material, it won't affect me, right? "
"It can't be completely unaffected!" Xiao Yin emphasized, "Because this novel was written in the first person, which means it was written from your point of view. Your true thoughts permeated between the lines, as well as some things that other than you don't know. So if I send this novel to them, they will definitely think that you wrote it! You were the one who fantasized about them! "
Seeing my doubtful expression, Xiao Yin bit her lips and her entire body came out of the snail shell. She then took out a thick stack of manuscripts from the snail shell and started reading.
It was an excerpt from Xiao Yin's novel, an intense H novel with me as the main character. There was an excerpt that went like this:
… I fished out Gong CaiCai's snow-white body from the hot spring and laid her flat on the blanket. Then, I began to ravage her breasts. She had actually already woken up from the shock, but she didn't dare to resist me. Only when I pinched her skin red and hurt her did she shed tears and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Um … Didn't you write a guarantee that you would never bully me?"
"Shut up!" I made an evil and cruel expression towards Gong CaiCai and easily pried open her legs, "I only promised that I would never hit you, but I'm not hitting you right now! Even if you feel pain, it's because I love whipping you! Just obediently endure it and don't scream! The class leader and the others are probably coming back soon! "
Following a painful wail, Gong CaiCai was like a despairing little bird as I * *% # ¥%&@ @ # #&# @ # # @ …
Although I really wanted to faithfully relay Xiao Yin's reading, the latter part of the plot was too erotic, so I could only block it out for the sake of a harmonious society.
"Bastard! Stop reading it! Stop using the tone of a singing competition to read erotic lyrics! Also, I don't remember doing something like that in the dream world! Did I go that far! "
Xiao Yin looked up from the manuscript with disdain, "You already doubted the authenticity of that world in the later stages of the dream world and your mind was on the verge of collapse, so you did a lot of erotic things. Do you want me to read you a paragraph of how you raped Zhuang Ni's corpse after strangling her with the strap of your submachine gun?"
Damn, did I really do that kind of thing? I vaguely remembered that I seemed to have killed Zhuang Ni a few times in the dream world. Under the background of the destruction of human civilization, without the restraints of the law, I was really an animal!
"Stop reading! Stop reading! Anyway, don't send the novel to them, I'll come see you at least once a month, okay? "
In the paragraph about Gong CaiCai, I already talked about the guarantee that only Gong CaiCai and I would know about 'never hit you'. Who knows what other private content there was in the other paragraphs? Even if this novel wasn't written by me, it must have been written by someone else after I was interviewed!
In one of the theaters in my brain, Winnie saw this novel — — "Damn it! Why was I the first person to be pushed down! Also, I took the initiative! I even took the initiative to do this and that … According to the book, I'm 100% a little pervert! "
"Huh? Could it be that I'm really perverted by nature, but I just didn't realize it? "Winnie suddenly tilted her head as if she had realized something.
A moment later, he flared up again and grabbed me by the neck.
"No! I'm only flirtatious and lewd when I'm playing the game! You have to treat me to ice cream! You have to treat me to a Haddas Three Ball Cup! You have to treat me to a buffet! Otherwise, I won't forgive you! "
In the second theater in my brain, Gong CaiCai saw this novel — — "I'm sorry! It's all my fault for having such perverted breasts, that's why I couldn't concentrate and even wrote this kind of stuff … Now that I think about it, there were a lot of boys who didn't study well in middle school, maybe they were influenced by me! "
"I'm so ashamed! The responsibility of the study committee member is to improve everyone's grades, but I had the opposite effect! I shouldn't have been a study committee member! I shouldn't have come to this world to cause trouble! It would be great if I could turn into a shell! Sob sob sob … "
In order to not cause trouble when she died, Gong CaiCai decided to go on a hunger strike. Then, on the third day after the hunger strike, she fell and was hospitalized.
In the third theater in my brain, the class leader saw this novel — — a look of disdain.
A look of disdain.
A look of disdain.
A look of disdain.
An endless look of disdain …
Finally, the class leader helped me register my name on the "Buddhist Lust Net" website.
In the fourth theater in my brain, Zhuang Ni saw this novel — — that night, a certain Spartan youth was ambushed in the woods near the school. He was pierced over 200 holes with a utility knife and his corpse was discovered the next morning. The degree of misery was enough to cause trypophobia in some people.
In the fifth theater in my brain, Eunuch Cao saw this novel — — "Leader Ye is mighty! His literary talent is outstanding, he writes like a dragon and snakes, he's simply a great writer! I suggest immediately submitting this masterpiece to Taiwan's He Tu Publishing House, so that H lovers on both sides of the Taiwan Straits can worship the leader's writing skills! Of course, the character's name has to be changed, otherwise the class leader will beat us to death … "
Considering that this novel would have a bad influence on me and the characters mentioned in the novel, I decided not to lower myself to Xiao Yin's level. Since I can avoid all of that as long as I come to the Monarch Building once a month to meet with her, then it's not impossible for me to come out one day a month.
"Then it's settled! If there's nothing else, I'll be leaving today! Wait until next month … "
"Come back!" Xiao Yin called me from behind, "Who said there's nothing else today? Although you can only come once a month, I'll use other methods to stay close to you! Do you see the small box in the cabinet on the left? Open it and see what's inside! "
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