Out of curiosity, I followed Little Yin's instructions and opened the black box in the cabinet. Then, I saw a watch that looked very high-tech.
"What is this?" I didn't put the watch on immediately. After all, I've been taken advantage of by Xiao Yin before, so I had to be on guard.
"It's my gift to you." Xiao Yin blinked her eyes and said on the screen, "With this, the two of us can communicate often."
"Is this a wristband phone?" Although Su Qiao also bought a wristband phone in the past, it was more of an ornament. This was a real high-tech product, which could be seen from the complex outer casing and intricate patterns.
"Congratulations, you got it right." A familiar voice suddenly came from behind me. I turned around and saw it was Dr. Yu. Moreover, he wasn't wearing a sloppy white coat, but a formal dating suit.
"Huh? Dr. Yu, why are you here? " I was surprised, "Why are you on the top floor of the Emperor building instead of being Ai Mi's personal doctor? Although the causal calculation program used Ai Mi's appearance, it's not the real Ai Mi. "
"Call me Xiao Yin, don't call me causal calculation program." Xiao Yin pouted and complained, "You're the only one qualified to call me by my nickname."
Although Dr. Yu was wearing a suit, he was still wearing his modified Google Multimedia monocle. He adjusted his glasses and replied:
"Don't you know? The causal calculation program — — it's too long to say, I'll call her Holy Infant like everyone else — — Holy Infant is my biggest sponsor in my research and development. She gives me more research funding every month than Ai ShuQiao, so of course I have to appear here often to report my research progress to her. "
I looked at Dr. Yu with a puzzled expression, then turned back to Xiao Yin.
"Why are you sponsoring Dr. Yu's research? Dr. Yu's goal is to transform humans into cyborgs, it's not like you're a human … "
Xiao Yin and Dr. Yu looked at each other, as if they were treating me like an idiot.
"Ye Lin, you know I've installed a bionic mechanical arm on a disabled child before. As a prosthetic limb, it's better to have a human-like appearance and function. In this regard, my research is also to make robots more human-like. If the Holy Infant wants to pass through the two-dimensional wall to interact with you, she can't do it without my research on modified humans! During the holidays, the appearance of the robots I make will definitely not be as crappy as a rabbit. At the very least, it will reach the level of finesse of the Japanese simulation robots! "
"At that time, Holy Infant can download himself into a simulation robot's computer and come to the real world to shake your hand and hug you! What a beautiful wish! I will redouble my efforts so that this day will come sooner … "
Come my ass! I can tell from the forced rabbit that your aesthetic standards are so low that it makes people's hair stand on end! The robot girl you make will look like a puppet, and then trigger the uncanny valley effect that will make me pee my pants! Someone was moving in the middle of the night! He even wanted to shake hands and hug me! Do you think this is a horror movie?
"Oh no, oh no!" Xiao Yin suddenly frowned. "I didn't expect a high level simulation of human emotions to consume so much energy. In such a short time, I've already spent more than 200,000 RMB on electricity …"
Holy shit! So the reason you only ask to see me once a month is because every time we meet, it's a lot of energy! I was just thinking that since your speech and actions were so natural, you could totally replace Ai Mi in commercials to earn extra money, but it's not worth it! You've only spoken to me for less than 20 minutes, and you've already spent more than 200,000 RMB on electricity … which means it's 10,000 RMB per minute! Even the best prodigal wouldn't spend as much as you!
"Holy Infant, rest for a bit, let me explain." Dr. Yu took out a cigarette from his suit pocket and put it in his mouth without lighting it. "The power consumption is one aspect, but if the server unit runs under heavy load for a long time, heat dissipation will also be a problem. I'll tell Ye Lin everything you told me."
Xiao Yin nodded on the screen, but her actions were not as smooth as before. It was as if an old model could not play a new game. The screen started to lag, and then the screen turned completely black and silent.
After Xiao Yin went offline, Dr. Yu spoke with fervor and assurance with the unlit cigarette in his mouth: "I participated in the design and manufacture of the phone that Holy Infant wants to give you. Although it might be mass-produced in the future, it's the only one in the world right now."
I was a bit intimidated by Dr. Yu, "Since you're making it sound so awesome, I'm guessing this isn't a normal wristband phone, but a wristband smartphone? How many cores does it use? "
"It's not as simple as you think!" Dr. Yu said proudly, "Although this wristband phone looks like a sports watch, as long as you turn the time adjustment button on the side, an anesthetic needle will shoot out from the watch …"
"That's enough! Do you think I'm Conan Edogawa! Even if I have an anesthetic needle, where can I find Maori Kogoro to be my target! Are you volunteering to act as Maori Kogoro! Do you believe I won't prick the skin on the back of your neck until you develop trypophobia! "
"Haha, I was just joking with you." Dr. Yu waved his hand, "Don't get too excited. You used to grab my collar whenever you got excited. I'm wearing a high-end suit today, and I have a date later …"
"Date? Your date? Who are you going on a date with? "I was stunned.
Dr. Yu smiled proudly, "Of course it's with Miss Chen YingRan! After she found out about my research project, she was very impressed and agreed to marry me as long as I can make a breakthrough! That way, I can ask her to do housework naked at home … "
"Hey hey hey! Dr. Yu, what are you talking about! You must have been shot by an anesthetic needle to be talking nonsense! Why would Chen YingRan be interested in your research on modified humans? Even if you can successfully semi-mechanize humans, there's no reason for her to marry you! "
"How is there no reason?" Dr. Yu raised one of his eyebrows, "You should know that Chen YingRan is a shota complex. She would feel uncomfortable if she doesn't touch a shota for a day, right?"
"You know she's a pervert, but you still want to pursue her? There are countless shotas that have been molested by her! "
Strictly speaking, I was also molested by Chen YingRan on the subway, and it was in front of Xiao Qin.
"It's okay, I don't care." Dr. Yu puffed out a non-existent smoke ring, "I like mature women, she likes shotas, it's like everyone has their own preferences. I don't care what shocking hobbies she has in order to let her do housework naked for me …"
Why are you focusing on doing housework naked! Do you really want your wife to do housework naked!
After listening to Dr. Yu's explanation, I finally understood why Chen YingRan agreed to go on a date with him today.
It turns out that after 28 Middle's old principal retired, Chen YingRan, as the old principal's granddaughter, lost a powerful weapon to scare the male students. In addition, the vice principal and the dean of students had a problem with her, so she didn't stay long before she resigned to avoid being caught in cold handcuffs by the police.
After idling for a while, Chen YingRan, who was about to go to a pediatric hospital to find a job, heard Dr. Yu boast that he received a large amount of research funding and would soon be able to create a fake shota robot. Chen YingRan was immediately curious, that's why she went on an impure date today.
Dr. Yu, you're using your position for personal gain! Xiao Yin asked you to develop a loli robot, right? But no matter if it's a loli or a shota, the core technology should be the same, you just need to change a few parts.
But don't change the wrong parts! If a loli has shota's things and a shota has loli's things, then everyone should be blind and have their worldview destroyed!
Also, Dr. Yu's research funding mainly came from the causality calculation program, but he didn't completely break off with Ai ShuQiao. Ai ShuQiao also didn't want to worsen her relationship with Dr. Yu. Normally, even high level military and political figures wouldn't want to offend such a highly skilled brain surgery expert. No one has an indestructible body, so you always have to leave a way out for yourself.
Dr. Yu then told me that this wristband smartphone was made with military grade and contained dozens of amazing functions. It also had a built-in interface for causality calculation. Overall, it felt like an upgraded version of the Yellow Wind Monster phone.
Although I used the Yellow Wind Monster phone like a grenade, its spirit didn't die. It changed its appearance and planned to return to my wrist. I secretly decided to call this wristband smartphone 'Yellow Wind Monster No.2'.
"Holy Baby wants me to wear this watch at all times. Is it to monitor me at all times? Won't my phone be tapped? "
Dr. Yu shook his head. "That's not Holy Baby's intention. You should know that the German Chancellor Angela Merkel has been tapped by the American Intelligence Agency for more than ten years. In this electronic era, if you don't want to be tapped at all, you'll have to live in the mountains like a savage. With Holy Baby's ability, he doesn't need a specialized phone to tap you. "
"I won't waste a lot of your phone's power so that you can't get help when you're in danger!" Xiao Yin's voice came from the black screen. "Unless you want me to tap you to gather evidence, I'll guarantee that your privacy won't be leaked. Not only will I not tap you, but I'll also prevent you from being tapped by a third party!"
What a coincidence. On the third day after gramps Ren passed away, the watch I always wore on my left wrist stopped. I took a closer look and realized that the second hand had fallen off. Ever since my dad bought me this watch, I've worn it for three or four years. It could be considered a successful retirement.
I was a bit nostalgic and was reluctant to take off the old watch at first, so I muttered to myself: "Why would the second hand fall off for no reason?"
Who would've thought that Winnie would overhear me and say: "It must be because you masturbate too frequently, take it easy in the future!"
All in all, I've always had the habit of wearing a watch. Now that I'm using Xiao Qin's old phone, I really need a new phone that can go online. So, I simply put on this high-tech watch and embarked on the path of no return to Detective Conan.
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