Speaking of "the thrill of suffocation", it's nothing new. When I was in elementary school, there was a fifth grader in a neighboring school who hung himself while wearing a red shirt. The police and parents didn't know the specific reason, but rumors spread that a Daoist practitioner from the Ghost Valley Sect used this method to change his fate. The truth was only revealed after a long time. The elementary school student hanged himself in order to seek the thrill of suffocation, but he got too high and went overboard.
There are also people who play this kind of thing in the hoodlum circle. They often go to the Dazzling Color Club, and there's a popular game called "Happiness and Suffocation". It's said that it came from Japan and Korea. When they have nothing to do, they would strangle themselves and use the lack of oxygen in their brain to experience a temporary euphoria. (It's said that it's actually blood alkalosis, similar to taking drugs) Some hoodlums even bring their girlfriends to play.
Although it may seem like a strange hobby, I must emphasize that sexual suffocation is a very dangerous activity. On average, 82 teenagers die from sexual suffocation in the US every year, and 35 in China. Also, this is only the official statistics, the actual number of deaths may be much higher.
Not only do teenagers easily go overboard, adults are also the same. David Carradine, the American actor who played Bill in the movie "Kill Bill", was found hanging naked in a hotel in Thailand on June 4th, 2009. The police determined that he also died from sexual suffocation. (Bill ended up killing himself) But then again, among the large number of sexual suffocation deaths, the proportion of females is very small. The reason is probably because females are less likely to have sperm in their brains, or it's simply because females are more cowardly. Did you not realize that out of the 30 or so people who were struck by lightning in the US this year, 100% were males? It's not because males are more likely to be struck by lightning than females, but it's because females usually don't do dangerous things when there's lightning.
What's with Zhuang Ni falling in love with the thrill of suffocation? It's true that she has guts, guts to the point that she doesn't care about cutting her wrists, but in my impression, the ones who seek the thrill of suffocation are usually M's. Isn't Zhuang Ni a 100% S?
I told Xiao Yin about my doubts, and Xiao Yin replied:
"It's said that everything has its vanquisher, S and M can be interchanged under certain conditions. For example, during World War II, Germany was S against France and England, then M against the Soviet Union! And it's because Zhuang Ni doesn't care for her body and is numb of ordinary people's material comforts that she seeks different thrills. You can also think of her actions as S for herself. "
F * ck, is this the legendary self-inflicted wound? If that's the case, then Zhuang Ni is amazing!
"You actually don't have any evidence to prove that Zhuang Ni is really doing that kind of thing, right?" I complained. "Isn't it all just your speculation?"
I had to admit that it was quite a cute image.
"According to my calculations, the probability of Zhuang Ni performing sexual asphyxiation in private is 88.37%. The first time you experienced that kind of thrill was when you pushed her down on the bed at the class leader's house and strangled her. Not only did she not learn her lesson, but she also repeatedly angered you. She probably subconsciously wanted to borrow your hand to relive that kind of thrill. "
"Hey, no way! Are you saying that when Zhuang Ni ambushed me at the Positive Energy Massage Parlor, she purposely didn't use a utility knife to stab me, but instead used a piano string to strangle me? Was she hinting for me to use the same method to retaliate? And I actually did that! Did Zhuang Ni get addicted to being strangled by me? "
"You'll have to figure out the truth yourself." Xiao Yin sent an enigmatic emoji, "Anyway, there's only one truth …"
"Don't think I'm Conan just because I'm wearing the high-tech watch you gave me! Not to mention the fact that this watch can't even shoot out anesthetic needles, have you ever seen a Spartan Conan with such muscles? If Conan had my muscles, he wouldn't even need to use football shoes to subdue criminals! He could even directly push them to the ground and bust their a * s! "
"Ye Lin, your taste is getting heavier." Xiao Yin sent a frowning emoji, "Even if Conan has muscles, there's no need to bust a criminal's a * s, right?"
"You're not allowed to ridicule me as a search engine!" I roared at the smartwatch, "I wouldn't be ridiculed as a foodie if I searched for 'food' on Baidu!"
Actually, if you think about it carefully, it would also be quite cute if there was a cute cartoon girl ridiculing the keywords you searched for. In this sense, Xiao Yin's search engine is at the forefront of the times.
I was busy fiddling with the high-tech equipment, so I didn't pay much attention to Zhuang Ni. After I left the subway station, I strolled back to the Red Building North Street neighborhood, which is also my current home.
It was already 12: 40 when she entered the door, but Xiao Qin still hadn't eaten lunch. There were still cooking ingredients on the table. Xiao Qin held the pot lid as a shield and curled up on the sofa, showing a very scared expression.
When she saw me return, it was as if she saw her savior. She yelled with tears in her eyes: "Help! Ye Lin classmate! A Big Vim flew into the kitchen! If you didn't come back, I would have been eaten! "
You scared me! So it was just a beetle that flew in? A single beetle in the kitchen already scared you to the point you don't dare to cook, can you be any more useless! Where's your domineering aura as the Little Tyrant?
I calmly took off my shoes and walked over to Xiao Qin with only my socks on.
"You're not afraid of cats or dogs, why are you afraid of beetles? Do you know that a lot of cats and dogs eat beetles? "
"It has nothing to do with that!" Xiao Qin said with a grievance, "And don't call them beetles! Call them Vim! The damn Vim took over our kitchen, Ye Lin classmate, hurry and get rid of it! "
"I can." I nodded and said, "But you better come with me. You'll see how I kill Vim and you'll know it's not that scary."
"I'm not going! I'm not going! "Xiao Qin tightly gripped the pot lid as if it was her chest protector," I can't do it! Ye Lin classmate can just kill it yourself! "
"What can't you do?" I asked with a smile, "Didn't gramps Ren tell everyone to live bravely and happily in his will? Can't you be a little braver … "
"No, no, no, no!" Xiao Qin desperately shook her head and said, "It's only this kind of thing … I can't do it!!!!"
Whose concubine are you?! Don't randomly imitate popular slang on the internet!
Since I stared at Xiao Qin for more than 20 seconds, a question popped up on the smart contact lenses asking if I wanted to do a human flesh search on Xiao Qin. I refused without hesitation.
I didn't plan on doing a human flesh search on Xiao Qin. She's now my sworn sister, I can't invade her privacy.
Also, I wasn't used to wearing contact lenses for so long, so I first went to the bathroom to take them off, then I went to the kitchen to help Xiao Qin clean up Vim.
After I went in, I realized there was a pot of water on the gas stove that had already boiled dry. The concentration of steam in the kitchen was extremely high. Vim was lying next to the stove and dying, so I casually pressed him to death.
"Did you get rid of Vim?" Xiao Qin used the lid as a cover and approached me with a cautious expression.
"I got rid of him, but why didn't you turn off the gas stove when you were scared away! What should I do if there's danger? "
I scolded as I turned off the gas stove.
"Look, the iron pot has been burning over the fire for too long, there are cracks on the bottom of the pot …"
After Xiao Qin saw it, she let out a sorrowful cry of regret.
"Sob sob sob ~ ~ ~ ~ I encountered misfortune again! My pot is broken! My poor pot! "
Xiao Qin laid on the stove to mourn the death of the iron pot as if it was a pet that died.
"Don't be sad." I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Anyway, this iron pot is very old, we can't cook without a pot. Why don't we put the unfinished dishes in the fridge, then we can go out for lunch and buy a new pot?"
"Okay, okay …" Xiao Qin wiped her tears and said, "Then where should I bury the original pot?"
Damn it! I've only heard of Lin Daiyu burying flowers in 'Dream of the Red Chamber', but Xiao Qin burying the pot? As expected of a foodie's mentality! Because the pot provided her with a lot of delicious food, she couldn't bear to throw it away when it was retired!
"Stop bullshitting! Just leave the broken iron pot on the balcony and wait to be sold to the recyclers along with the mineral water bottles! If you go to the garden to bury the pot, people will think you're crazy! "
After I taught Xiao Qin the principles of steel recycling for a long time, Xiao Qin reluctantly agreed not to hold a funeral for the iron pot.
After opening the balcony window and letting out the steam from the kitchen, Xiao Qin and I went downstairs to find a store to eat. On the way, Xiao Qin noticed the new watch on my left wrist.
"What is this?" Xiao Qin asked curiously, "Is it a hiking watch? Your old watch is broken, and I was planning to save up my pocket money to buy a new one for you … "
"It's not a hiking watch, it's a wristband phone." I showed off to Xiao Qin, "It's a prototype developed by Dr. Yu. He wanted me to be the first to test it, so I wouldn't have to buy another phone."
Xiao Qin blinked and felt a bit disappointed.
"Why is it like this? Not only can I not buy a new watch for you, but I also can't buy a new phone for you! I clearly saved up a lot of pocket money and was planning on giving you a surprise! "
"It's okay." I shook the watch on my wrist and said, "Didn't you want to have a tablet to draw on? If I save up enough money, I can buy a usable tablet. If I don't have enough money, I can ask my dad. It's only right for him to spend money on you. "
Our stomachs were growling, so Xiao Qin and I ate some cold noodles at the noodle shop downstairs. Then, we headed to the nearby Walmart supermarket.
On the way, we found a cat hanging on a telephone pole with a wire. It was covered in blood and must have suffered a lot before it died.
"Bastard! Who did this! "Xiao Qin said angrily," How dare they treat us cats like this! I won't forgive them! "
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