If pain is graded from 1 to 10, it is said that the pain of a pregnant woman giving birth is 10, and the pain of a man being kicked in the testicles is 12. The pain of my dick being intimately touched by the chili powder is around 8 to 9, which is not something a normal person can endure.
The rice was already cooked before I went to the washroom. The lid of the rice cooker was opened, and the steam coming out mixed with the smell of chili, reminding me of the torture my dick suffered.
Damn it! Why didn't I take out my smart contact lenses earlier! If I wore them, I would not be afraid of chili like Gong CaiCai!
No, that's not right, I only have a monocle that can only cover one eye …
Ahhhhhh! It has nothing to do with contact lenses! What got stung was my dick, not my eyes! Gong CaiCai would not have this problem even if she did not wear contact lenses! Because she did not have the relevant equipment!
My thoughts were already in a complete mess. Looking at the faucet in the vegetable washing basin, I decided to do something dangerous.
I said before that there was no washroom nearby, the only washroom was occupied by Xiong YaoYue. If I tried to resist, I would not be able to make it, and I would probably be sacrificed under the attack of the chili pepper.
His little dick was red and swollen from the chili. This way of dying was too shameful! Also, if I died like this, it would definitely enrich the American drama "A Thousand and One Ways to Die"! I would be laughed at by Ai Mi's compatriots!
The kitchen was filled with the smell of chili pepper mixed with steam, so no one would come over. I steeled my heart, unzipped my pants, crossed my legs, and put my dick under the faucet to wash it.
"Oh … it's finally comfortable … it feels so good …"
I let out a satisfied sound because the pain was alleviated. But at this time, I heard something fall on the floor behind me. It bounced twice on the floor and rolled to my feet. I looked down and it was a can of sardines.
"Because this can can't be opened, the class leader sent me …"
As if out of habit, the completely stunned Gong CaiCai said half a sentence to me, then she froze on the spot and was completely petrified.
Damn it! Gong CaiCai was sent here because she was not afraid of chili pepper because she was wearing contact lenses! She just happened to see me washing my dick in the sink! Please don't misunderstand! I don't have perverted hobbies! I only did it because I couldn't stand the spiciness!
"Gong CaiCai, don't …"
I wanted to turn around and explain to Gong CaiCai, but in my haste, I remembered that my friend was still outside. Gong CaiCai might have seen a little from her angle, but she couldn't see clearly. If I turned around, Gong CaiCai would definitely faint.
He hurriedly sheathed his sword and washed his hands before saying to Gong CaiCai, "Don't shout, listen to my explanation first …"
"I, I don't want to …" Gong CaiCai trembled in fear. Her lips turned from pink to white, and even her pupils began to dilate.
"No, I'm not threatening you. Listen to me." I swallowed a mouthful of saliva to moisten my dry throat, "I was cutting the chili and stewing the rice, and the chili powder got on that place …"
"Why did you get that place when you were cutting peppers?" Gong CaiCai was about to cry, "Why did you take off your pants in the kitchen?"
Maybe it was because the class leader and the others were not far away, but Gong CaiCai mustered up her courage and spoke without stuttering.
"Because the washroom was taken by Winnie." I slapped my thighs and said, "I couldn't stand the spiciness down there and I couldn't wait for Winnie to finish using the washroom, so I had to do this. Don't tell the class leader. "
"Why did you get that place when you were cutting peppers?" Gong CaiCai repeated her previous question with a mixture of sadness and doubt.
"I didn't do it in the kitchen, I did it in the washroom. I didn't wash my hands before peeing, so it got spicy. "
Gong CaiCai's eyes were full of "???". Her IQ is infinitely close to zero when she's frightened, so she can't even tell the difference between men and women. She didn't even understand what I said.
If it was Xiong YaoYue, she would definitely laugh out loud and say: "You didn't wash your hands, then you helped your friend pee, and the result was a tragedy."
I was burning with impatience to let Gong CaiCai understand the truth, so I didn't care about how inelegant my actions were. I did an example of holding your dick while peeing (it actually looked like Michael Jackson's dance) in hopes that Gong CaiCai could get some inspiration.
However, my actions had the opposite effect, because Gong CaiCai had seen Eunuch Cao do a similar vulgar action when she was in middle school, and she heard that it was called masturbation. Boys liked to do that kind of thing in secret, and the end of masturbation would spew out an evil white liquid, causing Gong CaiCai to have nightmares for several weeks.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate, don't tell me, don't tell me …"
Gong CaiCai said while trembling.
"Don't tell me it's like what Eunuch Cao said, you want to spray the white liquid into everyone's rice?"
I looked at the open rice cooker next to me and the steaming white rice inside and almost choked with anger.
When he was in junior high school, Eunuch Cao had indeed spouted nonsense during the break. He said that the boys should pool their funds to open a bento stand near the back door of the school, specializing in selling delicious and cheap bento boxes. It would definitely attract a lot of girls to buy them. Then, the boys could pour out a white liquid on the bento boxes they wanted to sell to the girls. When the time came, they could watch the girls eat all the bento boxes. It was definitely a great psychological pleasure.
As for the method of making money, Eunuch Cao decided to sell the 'rubbing a pipe'. In other words, he could sell the bento boxes to a girl he liked. If he had too many requests for a girl, he would have to hold a bidding.
"The class leader rarely goes to the snack street." Someone said at the time, "Even if Eunuch Cao could do it, you would only be able to sell your bento to Xiong YaoYue and Gong CaiCai …"
Gong CaiCai was so scared that she didn't go to the snack street for a month. She also refused to eat white staple food in the cafeteria.
But today, she saw me exposing my lower body in the kitchen and it brought back terrifying memories! Hey! It's not what you think it is! I didn't rub the rice in the rice cooker! I'm going to eat rice later!
But with how perverted Eunuch Cao is, if he had the opportunity, he would definitely do it even at the cost of his own life — — there were four girls here! (Loud Mouth was automatically ignored by Eunuch Cao) "I did not do that!" I denied it seriously, "Eunuch Cao calls me master, but that doesn't mean he learned his perverts from me! I didn't mix anything in the rice! Go smell it if you don't believe me! You can't smell it … no! There's nothing! "
"If Ye Lin classmate says there's nothing, then let's pretend there's nothing …" Gong CaiCai said in a daze, "Now … can I leave?"
"You can leave, but you can't tell the class leader or the others!" I warned.
"I can't tell them …" Gong CaiCai's eyes became gloomy. Her lips, which were filled with disappointment and despair, opened and closed very slowly, "Ye Lin classmate, do you have to make everyone eat that thing to be satisfied?"
"You've completely misunderstood! Eunuch Cao is a pervert, I'm not a pervert! "
At this time, the class leader heard us arguing and walked over vigilantly. I quickly gave Gong CaiCai a look to tell her not to speak blindly. Gong CaiCai lowered her head and didn't say anything else. She silently picked up the canned fish beside my feet.
"Time to eat, time to eat!" Xiong YaoYue happily sat behind the table and knocked on her bowl. Xiao Qin, who was wearing a white apron, brought out a plate of strange food.
What is this! If I'm not mistaken, is the plate filled with boiled oranges and scrambled apples? Why is there such an unconventional dish!
"Because the class leader said there are too many fruits here and a lot of them would rot every day, so I tried to make them into a hot dish!"
Xiao Qin explained to everyone with a smile. She stood to the side and tilted her head, waiting for everyone to taste it.
Xiong YaoYue used a toothpick to pick up a piece of scrambled apple, and I used a spoon to scoop up two boiled oranges. It had a unique flavor.
"Not bad! Xiao Qin, you can invent your own recipes! I'll give you 32 likes! "Xiong YaoYue gave Xiao Qin a thumbs up.
"It's really delicious, it's a bit like canned fruit." I also praised.
Then the class leader brought the stir-fried rabbit and boiled pheasant to the table. Loud Mouth and Xiong YaoYue immediately cheered.
"The meat dishes are here!"
"Long live the class leader!"
"Xiao Qin also helped me a lot." The class leader said while taking off her apron, "Don't just thank me, you should also thank Xiao Qin!"
"Of course! Xiao Qin and the class leader worked hard! " Loud Mouth giggled, "I won't be able to lose weight if there are good chefs like you in the world!"
Gong CaiCai, who had a load on her mind, was depressed in the midst of the lively atmosphere. She became even more depressed after Xiao Qin and Xiong YaoYue gave everyone a small bowl of white rice.
"What's wrong?" Loud Mouth asked, "Is it because you heard the rice was infested with worms, so you don't want to eat it? It's fine! Winnie, Ye Lin, and I picked it very carefully! Also, Ye Lin washed the rice well before stewing it, so there definitely won't be any worms left! "
When Gong CaiCai heard the words' Ye Lin stewed rice ', she trembled as if she was electrocuted. She wanted to speak a few times, but she hesitated. In the end, she begged with a pained frown:
"Can I … not eat rice today? I don't really want to eat meat, I'll just eat some of Xiao Qin classmate's boiled oranges … "
The class leader didn't understand, she shook her head and said: "Cai Cai, how are you going to grow taller if you always eat less? Listen to me, eat half a bowl of rice, and try a bit of both the vegetables and meat dishes. "
"But, class leader, there's …" Gong CaiCai almost blurted out, but she swallowed her words when she saw me sitting across from her.
"Worms aren't as scary as you think." The class leader completely misunderstood Gong CaiCai's meaning, "You can't waste food just because we're better off now. The taste of this white rice is no different than the ones outside."
In order to demonstrate, the class leader picked up a small ball of rice with her chopsticks and ate it. She made a 'delicious' expression as she ate, hoping Gong CaiCai would get rid of the knot in her heart.
"Ah — —!!"
Gong CaiCai couldn't stop her in time and watched as the class leader swallowed the rice. Her face darkened and the knot in her heart became heavier.
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