"Hmph, damn manservant, you have a problem with that?"
While I was in a daze, I saw Ai Mi walking over with Peng TouSi accompanying her. Several male students who saw Ai Mi from afar revealed their pig faces. Some even raised their right hands in a Nazi salute and shouted: "Long live Principal Ai Mi!"
The speed at which the worm crawled out wasn't fast, so I spent a lot of time in a daze. I also took the opportunity to observe the scenery around the gardener's hut.
At ten o 'clock in the morning, the sun was very bright. According to my experience of picking rice worms when I was a child, as long as I spread the rice as wide as possible under the sun, the rice worms would crawl out on their own. I put a small bucket next to me that was half full of water. Once I caught a rice worm, I would throw it into the water and drown it to prevent it from crawling back.
"I can help." The class leader said a bit stingy, "But you have to help."
The class leader nodded, "Xiao Qin and I will go prepare in the kitchen. Ye Lin, you can work outside."
Before I could stop her, Ai Mi lifted her foot and kicked the bag. Then — — "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It hurts! It hurts! "
"It's a cactus! It was a cactus! Katyusha hid the cactus in here to harm me! Big Brother, you have to avenge me! "
I nodded. "No problem. I'm more than enough to be your assistant."
Amy crossed her arms in front of her chest and shook her head. The two ponytails swayed beautifully on both sides of her body.
Fortunately, Qing Zi High School is semi-closed and quasi-military, so the clumsy Zuo Xiong shouldn't have the ability to sneak in and steal the class leader's bike.
I suddenly recalled the days when I was short of food and clothing in the dream. I sneered coldly, "That's because they are too delicate! The human digestive system was not that fragile, and there were many things that could be digested. When there's a shortage of food, not to mention the worms' rice, even the worms themselves will be eaten by people! "
There was a soilless plantation in the distance. There were a few fruit trees and a small garden nearby. The gardener's shed had some farm equipment and some old things the class leader brought from home.
"Okay, leave it to me!" I patted my chest and promised the class leader.
"You sound so dignified, but you're actually here to play, aren't you?"
Eh? It sounded like there was a hidden meaning in his words! Does the class leader think I molested Winnie and almost burst Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum because I have too much energy? It's just like the pamphlets that say, "Teenagers should vent their energy on physical activities to reduce masturbation."
I told Ai Mi to take off her shoes and carefully examined the wound on her toes. Fortunately, it wasn't serious, so I went into the house and asked the class leader for a band-aid. After I washed Ai Mi with a hose, I took care of the wound.
But I was quite happy that Ai Mi could subconsciously call me brother when she was excited.
"Ha? Are you looking down on me? What skills did such a low-end job require? Even the monkeys in the Himalayas and the octopuses in the Mariana Trench can do it! "
"In any case, I will never eat bugs! Even if there's nothing to eat at the end of the world, I will never eat bugs! When the time comes, manservant, you will be responsible for finding food for me! "
The class leader glanced at me, "I don't need you to be my assistant, you can just go and do some chores. In short, you have to spend your energy on proper business, okay?"
Ever since the incident where I almost burst her brother's chrysanthemum, it's not incomprehensible that the class leader was angry at me.
"How would I know! It's probably something normal. "
"There's a cruel beauty in eating human flesh, but there's no beauty in eating bugs." Ai Mi played with a gem on her collar and said, "I'm God's most beautiful creation, so I should be beautiful at all times."
"Yes! I have a lot of opinions! Picking rice worms required skill! I had experience when I was young, a novice like you will only make things worse! "
In order to live up to the tiger's wishes, we prepared to cook and eat the two wild game dishes that the tiger brought over.
"Class leader, class leader! Let me go to the kitchen with you! " Xiao Qin, who had been standing under a fruit tree for a long time, raised her hand excitedly, "I want to learn how to cook from the class leader! It's not every day you get to see the process of cooking pheasant and hare! "
Ai Mi's accuracy was not worse than mine because of her slender fingers, so she was quite efficient at picking bugs. But she only picked for a short while before her back started hurting.
I was so angry that my nose almost became crooked. Who told you to be so nosy and kick it! Also, you called me a damn manservant for a long time, but you only remembered to call me brother after being wronged!
Right when Ai Mi was clamoring to sentence the cactus to death, Winnie and Loud Mouth walked over shoulder to shoulder.
Ai Mi was so angry that she was speechless, but she was still a child, so she calmed down after a while. Also, it was quite interesting to watch me pick bugs.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You just said there's nothing to eat at the end of the world, and you want me to find something to eat? What should I find for you to eat? "
"Hey! Comparing your brother to a monkey and an octopus, it's not good for you from a genetic point of view! "
"Don't worry." I said seriously, "When the time comes, I'll catch a bunch of beautiful bugs for you!"
I looked at Ai Mi's blue eyes that widened in surprise and laughed: "Our Celestial Empire has Jinkela, and we can produce 1,800 per mu of wheat, how could we have a lack of food? But it's written in elementary school textbooks: Hoeing at noon, every grain is hard. Just because you have a few bugs doesn't mean you can't eat rice. Look, Bear Grylls even eats poisonous insects in the forest, so what are a few bugs compared to them? "
The diligent and thrifty class leader was never willing to throw away things. Not only did she move most of her 'collection' over, but she also collected more and more. She even kept the leftover toys that the neighbor's auntie gave to her son.
Not to mention the sky blue bike she rode every day at 28 Middle. It was also well maintained and was parked outside the west wall of the gardener's hut.
Winnie once revealed to me that the class leader used a more intense method of using throwing knives to shoot at trees. But every time Gong CaiCai saw the marks on the books, she would feel sad for the tree, so the class leader had no choice but to settle for the next best thing and switched back to using darts.
"What's inside?" Ai Mi lowered her voice and asked in a secretive tone.
I opened the bag and saw that the color of the rice inside was still relatively white, and didn't look like old rice. However, there were three to five black weevils crawling on the surface. This type of rice naturally couldn't appear in the cafeteria of a private school, but I helped my grandmother pick out the rice worms when I was young. As long as the rice worms were picked out, the remaining rice could still be eaten.
Ai Mi's gaze suddenly turned cold and she laughed: "Isn't there a documentary about avalanche victims who survived by eating the flesh of their dead companions? Even if the manservant can't get anything else, he can at least get some human flesh. "
Ai Mi covered her feet with tears in her eyes and jumped up on the spot.
"This is a gift from the tiger, how do you want to eat it?"
"No." I replied, "It's the class leader's, I left it here a long time ago."
The class leader asked me coldly while holding a pheasant and a hare in each hand outside the gardener's hut.
"Catch the worms and drown them in a bucket of water, right? What a low-level game … but since the manservant is having a hard time catching bugs, let me help you! "
"Damn manservant, what are you doing?" Ai Mi looked curiously at the plastic bowl filled with rice in front of me, then she said in shock: "No way! The rice is already full of bugs and you're still not throwing it away!? Is the Celestial Empire that lacking in food? "
The class leader brought Xiao Qin to the kitchen. Before she left, she turned around and gave me a victory sign. She had a smile on her face as if she was saying: "I'll definitely steal the second female lead's cooking skills!"
Ai Mi ignored them and walked straight in front of me. She ordered Peng TouSi to chase the male students away.
"I want to play anyway!" Ai Mi unreasonably rolled up her sleeves, reached into the rice bowl, and happily caught bugs with me.
On a tree directly opposite the gardener's hut, there was a dartboard the class leader brought from home. There were three darts nailed on it, so the class leader must have practiced a lot.
"Since we didn't find any germs …" I scratched the back of my head and said, "Then let's cook it and eat it together! I'm not a pig, I can't eat that much by myself. "
"There were a few bugs in the rice, so the school cafeteria was planning on throwing it away. But I don't think there were a lot of bugs, so I planned on picking them out — — since you have nothing to do, sit on the stool and help me pick out the bugs!"
"But the upper class definitely won't eat food with bugs!" Ai Mi still wanted to argue with me.
I poured all the rice into a plastic bowl, sat on the stool next to it, and began my long career as a rice picker.
There were originally no pheasants on the back mountain, only hares. The pheasants were only able to take root after an explosion at a nearby livestock farm caused a lot of pheasants to escape.
When she saw me from afar, Loud Mouth laughed at herself: "I heard the class leader said they were cooking game, so Winnie and I immediately came over! How can we be left out of food! "
"That's not necessarily true!" The paranoid Amy held her chin with two fingers and paced around the red cloth bag. She looked left and right. Katyusha always collects strange things. Who knows if there's contraband, smuggled goods, Harry Potter's Sorcerer's Stone, or something like that? I have to figure out what's inside! "
Her eyes swept over the bag of rice tied tightly with hemp rope under the wall.
"What's that?" Ai Mi pointed to the red cloth bag and asked, "Did the manservant bring it?"
"Ahhh ~ ~ ~ ~ I'm bored to death!" Ai Mi stretched after giving up on picking bugs, then she saw a rather large red cloth bag under the wall of the gardener's hut. It was bulging with something stuffed inside.
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