Shu Zhe explained everything to his sister and made her give up on the idea of moving him out of room 222, but I still felt depressed.
Even though I said a lot of stupid things when I was drunk, the main culprit was Shu Zhe! If he didn't use a drink mixed with alcohol to frame me, if he didn't pretend to be my sister to force me to apologize, then what happened next wouldn't have happened!
Shu Zhe knew he wouldn't forgive me after I sobered up, so he left the school and planned on spending the night at his uncle's house. At least he wouldn't be sleeping in the same room as me.
I didn't call him back since he can't run away. Also, it's not like Uncle Fireball's place is a paradise. I would never burst Shu Zhe's chrysanthemum when I was sane, but Uncle Fireball might not be the same.
The class leader was originally worried about my body, but after I molested Winnie, peeked at the class leader changing, and almost raped Shu Zhe, she started to feel like I was fully recovered. She also suspected I had too much energy, so she should be on guard against me.
At around 5 or 6 in the afternoon, the summer sun was still shining brightly. I climbed over the wall of Qing Zi High School and planned on taking a walk in the back mountains.
When I passed by the gardener's hut and the soilless plantation, I saw Winnie bouncing around picking apricots and peaches. She said she was bringing them back for Xiao Qin.
"Xiao Qin doesn't like peaches." I told Winnie, "You should only pick the ones you want, they'll rot if you pick too many."
"Ha, as expected of a couple! You know what the other party likes to eat and what they don't like to eat! "
Winnie giggled.
"Compared to a couple, we're closer to siblings."
The reason why Xiao Qin hates peaches is because we stole peaches together when we were young. She had a psychological scar because she was rubbed by peach hair. It's not that she doesn't like the taste of peaches, at least she doesn't reject canned peaches.
There was no one else near the gardener's hut. It seems the class leader went to the library with Gong CaiCai. Winnie chatted with me for a bit and mentioned that Zhuang Ni came by the gardener's hut at around 2 or 3 in the afternoon. She even reminded the class leader that she could give her brother and me any fruits she can't eat.
Huh? Would Zhuang Ni be so kind as to care if I had any fruits on a hot day? What role did she play in 'catching' me and Shu Zhe? I feel like she had a part to play in it.
With this thought in mind, I climbed the lush back mountain alone.
Although it wasn't as big as Cui Song Mountain, as the back mountain of a school, the scale was still very astonishing. I estimated that the height could reach half of Cui Song Mountain.
Before Qing Zi High School was built, this mountain didn't have a special name. Because of the high vegetation coverage, it was once called "Green Duck Mountain" by the nearby villagers. But ever since their village chief was cuckolded by his wife, this name was banned. Now, the students of Qing Zi High School and Zhong Hai Civil and Military School all called this mountain "Back Mountain".
Since the back of Cui Song, High School of High Song, Cui School and Middle school, I High High High school and Middle school, Song up a a up a. Cu High school and Cui Students up a a up a up a mountain. Cui Cui You a a Tian Master. of Song Li in up.
I'm bold because I'm skilled, so I'm not worried about encountering people from Zhonghai's Civil and Military Academy. Even if there are too many of them and I can't beat them, I can still escape by myself.
Today, I came to Cui Song Mountain as a way to relax and explore.
The back of the mountain was even less developed than Mt. Cuisong. Mt. Cuisong at least had toilets and man-made stone steps halfway up the mountain, but there was nothing at the back of the mountain. It was obvious that the school did not support students climbing the mountain for fun.
But it's hard to suppress the curiosity of young people. Take me for example, I was very happy that there were no stone steps. It's a rare blessing to be able to enjoy such a natural landscape in the city.
I didn't have a road sign or a guide, so I walked and stopped. I immersed myself in nature and gradually forgot about my daily worries.
The ground was covered with green grass, and in front of me was a forest of trees. I couldn't recognize the species of thick tree trunks supporting an exaggerated canopy, providing valuable shade in the summer.
"I should be in a good mood for a picnic, right?" I said to myself, "Even if I read under a tree, I should be able to learn better than staying in a room."
"Ah — — Ah — —"
I wasn't sure if it was a crow or a magpie, but it was cawing noisily at the top of the tree. I put my hands in my pockets and felt very happy.
Suddenly, I thought about what Winnie said. She said there were rumors of South China tigers appearing in the back of the mountain and I couldn't help but laugh.
"How is that possible! Humans are just scaring themselves! Take sharks for example. Less than 20 people die to sharks every year, but nearly 20,000 sharks are killed by humans! Even if there were tigers in the back of the mountain, they would have already moved away after noticing humans approaching! Otherwise, the best outcome would be being locked in a zoo, and they might even turn into tiger bone paste! "
I decided to imitate a wolf and see if I could lure out a tiger with my disdain towards unreliable comments.
In terms of imitating animals, apart from the meowing of cats and the barking of dogs, I am most proficient in imitating the howl of wolves.
When I was watching Zhao Zhongxiang's "Animal World" at my grandfather's house, I thought the arctic wolves that lived in Canada and northern Greenland were cool and handsome, so I imitated their cries.
Whenever this happened, the cat beside me would look at me with a face full of doubt and disdain, while the big yellow dog raised by Grandpa's house would perk up its ears and run away while barking like a madman. It was probably because canines had memories of fear of wolves in their genes, and felines were relatively slow in this aspect.
Of course, I don't rule out the possibility that felines have a higher IQ and understand that I imitated the wolf cries, so I'm not a real wolf.
At this time, I was already halfway up the mountain. I looked around to make sure there was no one around, then I closed my eyes and took a deep breath. Then, I stretched my neck like a lone wolf singing in the moonlight — — "Wu wu wu wu wu wu — —"
Not bad, even though my skills have been neglected for so long, my skills are still the same as before! With my voice alone, 40% of the dogs would be scared shitless by me. I even used this ability to scare a carriage that was transporting coal. Of course, in the end, my grandpa had to compensate them and buy all the coal that was thrown off by the frightened horse …
Other than a few bird cries, the back of the mountain was completely silent. My wolf cries spread far and wide, but it didn't attract any tigers.
Nonsense! Because there are no tigers! This is the back mountain of Qingzi High School and Zhonghai Civil and Military School. If there were tigers living here, the students would have already been eaten! How could people have the guts to come here for a picnic or a date?
However, when I got tired of playing with the tigers and was about to turn around and go down the mountain, I felt a strange wind blowing down from the top of the mountain.
There's a saying in the anime "Tales of the Heavenly Book": Clouds follow dragons, and wind follows tigers. It refers to when Master Long goes out, he'll be surrounded by auspicious clouds, while when Master Tiger goes out, he'll be accompanied by the sound of wind.
"Ah … it's just a coincidence, right? What wind, it's just a change in the air caused by the low pressure, right? "
I muttered to myself a little uneasily.
"If you want to see a tiger, the tiger will come out, how could it be a coincidence? Also, there's no scientific evidence that imitating a wolf can summon a tiger! It's not like tigers and wolves are good friends, as the saying goes, 'wolves collude with each other', there's no such thing as tigers! Brother Tiger, do you think … "
I nervously comforted myself as I quickly walked down the mountain, but I couldn't get rid of the feeling of being followed by a large animal, like a nightmare.
"Hua … hua …"
Gradually, the feeling of fear became real. I could already hear the sound of huge meat pads stepping on the green grass.
"Damn … Director, this isn't right!" I thought with my neck covered in white sweat, "I'm just an ordinary 16 year old teenager who hasn't saved the world. It's true that I've done some bad things, but it shouldn't be enough for me to be eaten by a tiger! Also, this tiger has been hiding in the back of the mountain for so many years, it doesn't eat so many students that pass by, it's waiting to eat me, it's too persistent! "
No! The creature that's following me can't be a tiger! I can't be that unlucky! This must be a joke someone is playing on me!
Is it Xiao Qin? It must be Xiao Qin, right? You knew what I was thinking when you heard me bark like a wolf, then you quietly hid behind a tree and made a sound to see me scared, right? I was almost tricked by you!
At this moment, the strange sound behind me was getting closer, I even had the illusion of a tiger's whiskers rubbing against my back.
"Hmph! Don't think you can scare me with a foxtail! "
I roared and suddenly turned around, preparing to scare Xiao Qin, but I noticed that Xiao Qin's makeup was a bit thick today.
Eh? It's summer, you're wearing a yellow and white fur coat, and you're also walking on your stomach, Xiao Qin, are you hot! Also, how did your face become as big as a washbasin? You also painted a lot of strange stripes on your face, especially the word 'Wang' on your forehead …
F * ck! This isn't Xiao Qin, it's a big tiger with a white forehead and eyes! There really is a tiger! Although it's not a South China tiger, it's probably heavier than a normal South China tiger, at least 250kg! It can eat me without any pressure!
Fear gripped me from head to toe, I couldn't describe its specific appearance, all my consciousness was focused on the tiger's amber eyes.
When the tiger saw me stop, it also stopped. Its line of sight was almost parallel to mine as it gazed at me. It reminded me of Wu Song, Li Kui, Wolverine, and many other amazing characters.
In the end, I felt that I was no match for Wu Song, Li Kui, and Wolverine. To deal with this tiger, whose intentions were unknown and who didn't pounce on me, I should give up on violence and use my expertise to escape.
Where did it come from? I've said it before, in contrast to the class leader, cats and dogs have a favorable impression of me at 9999. Other than Tibetan mastiffs with low intelligence, I can basically make most dogs docile with my 'Smile and Pat the Dog's Head' skill.
"Um … be good …" I already couldn't move, I half turned around and used a trembling voice to discuss with the tiger: "Don't … don't eat me, I know a guy called Eunuch Cao, he's fatter than me, and there's also a guy called Loud Mouth who's also pretty fat. If you let me go, I'll bring them over for you to eat!"
"Move! Hurry up and put your hand over! " I said to myself, "Whether or not you can live until sunset depends on whether or not your 'Smile and Pat the Dog' skill can activate!"
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