I didn't take Xiao Qin, who was drunk and thought she was the Little Tyrant seriously. I wanted to easily subdue her and forcefully send her home.
Should I say it was arrogance or complacency after my heart disease was cured? In short, I thought I could compete with Xiao Qin in Yin Yang Sanshou without the limitations of my heart disease and my body's advantage.
But reality was cruel. I extended my hand towards Xiao Qin out of kindness and to demonstrate my strength, but Xiao Qin blocked it with a lightning-fast backhand and bit my wrist.
"Ahhh — — it hurts! Are you serious! "
All the bad memories on my body were awakened. It was as if every part of my body that was injured by the Little Tyrant was aching.
Xiao Qin's action of biting my wrist was similar to a reverse joint technique. If I didn't want to injure my wrist, I could only kneel down in front of Xiao Qin.
How is that possible! A man's knees are made of gold! I won't let you get away with it!
After I made up my mind, in order to neutralize Xiao Qin's reverse joint technique, my body flipped like a windmill. Although it was a stupid method to attract attention, I managed to break free from Xiao Qin's grasp and regained control of my wrist.
"Phew, I haven't done any vigorous exercise for a long time. I'm still not used to a sudden flip!"
However, my somersault attracted the attention of the idle people around the subway, and they surrounded me to watch the show.
"What's going on? Is it a street dance performance? "
"I don't know. This man and woman are wearing school uniforms. The woman looks like a junior high school student while the man looks like a high school student. Are they from the same school?"
"Who cares, as long as there's a show to watch!"
I usually don't care if there are bystanders watching when I fight, but it's different with Xiao Qin. This is a private event. If the crowd finds out we're not performing a street dance performance, but a martial arts competition, and I ungentlemanly beat Xiao Qin until she cries, how embarrassing would that be!
I'll make it clear: I don't want people watching because I'm worried about being beaten by Xiao Qin!
"Go go go! No spectators! " I revealed a ferocious gaze to intimidate the audience. "This is a family matter, I'm only teaching a disobedient sister a lesson. What are you guys looking at? Do you believe that I won't gouge your eyeballs out if you keep looking? "
With my murderous face, my words were especially intimidating. Many of the audience members who were afraid of trouble dispersed, but there were still a few "true warriors" who refused to leave. They wanted to see how I, the "older brother", would teach his "younger sister" a lesson.
"What did you just say?" Xiao Qin, who had completely turned into a little tyrant, put her hands in her pockets and kicked the pebbles at her feet, "Who are you calling your sister? How dare you! I'm your big brother, do you know that? "
Xiao Qin's delicate appearance and contradictory tone and posture caused several onlookers to burst into laughter. Xiao Qin frowned and exerted force on her feet. A cloud of dust rose up and blinded the eyes of the people in front of her.
"No way! This woman is as violent as the man. Maybe they are really brother and sister! "
"Ah, my Congratulatory Bird suit is dirty!"
The warriors who were annoyed also left with their tails between their legs, but there were still some people watching from afar.
There was a thin layer of sand under my and Xiao Qin's feet. It was left over from the recent construction near the subway station. Thanks to it, I almost fell when I did a somersault. Fortunately, I was well-trained and had a stable footing.
"Don't say stupid things like you're my big brother! Come home with me! Auntie Ren will be sad if she sees you like this! "
Xiao Qin raised her eyebrows, "It's none of your business when I go home! You're just a wild donkey … "
"Wow, you refuse a toast only to drink a forfeit! Then don't blame me for being barbaric! "
I rushed forward and wanted to give Xiao Qin a bear hug. I planned on subduing her with brute force.
I originally thought that Xiao Qin's memories were purely from when she was a child. As the Little Tyrant who was confident in her body, she was more likely to fight me head on. But in reality, that was not the case. Xiao Qin turned her body and nimbly dodged my attack.
"Hmph, long time no see. You've grown a bit! But you're still weak! "
Xiao Qin mocked him mercilessly and used a side kick at lightning speed!
Damn! Although her supporting leg did not leave the ground, I could tell that this move was derived from Auntie Ren's Broken Bones Flying Kick! Xiao Qin must be really drunk to use a killer move right off the bat. It turns out that her gender identity disorder is the most serious when she's drunk!
No! It's too fast, I can't dodge!
I used Yin Yang Sanshou and formed an arc with the back of my hand and wrist to block the tip of Xiao Qin's foot to reduce the force.
Because the sand under my feet weakened the friction, my body was actually moved horizontally by Xiao Qin's kick.
There was no other way, in order to maintain my balance, I could only squat down to lower my center of gravity and barely neutralize Xiao Qin's attack.
But Xiao Qin revealed an expression of "pretty interesting" and did not give me a chance to grab her ankle. She withdrew her attack before she could use up all her strength. Then, she used her famous Little Tyrant Iron Fist towards me who was squatting on the ground and unable to move quickly.
You're directly aiming for my nose! Are you trying to beat me to a pulp?
But it's also a good opportunity! I pretended to be a bit slow and was hit in the face by Xiao Qin. Then, at the last moment, I suddenly made my move and grabbed Xiao Qin's wrist and elbow. Then, I took advantage of the situation and pulled her into my embrace. I planned on ending the battle with a grappling motion.
Xiao Qin made a sound of surprise, it seems that my command made her look at me in a new light. But she did not hesitate for a moment and swept her left leg towards my crotch. She planned on attacking the enemy's vital point and forcing me to let go of her right hand.
How could it be that easy! I suddenly stood up and made Xiao Qin's kick miss. I also pulled her right hand up and left her front open. If it was someone else, I could have hit them in the chest or stomach.
But the opponent is Xiao Qin! If I hit her chest, she already doesn't have enough breasts, what would she do if I hit her flat? I definitely can't hit her stomach. The reason why Xiao Qin has dysmenorrhea is because of me, I don't want to cause her other problems.
My moment of hesitation was noticed by Xiao Qin.
"What are you dawdling for? I already thought of a way to defend against your attack, but you're still not attacking, it's disappointing! "
"You're still asking me why?" I said with a grin, "After you turned into a girl, it would be considered sexual harassment if I hit you. We're already attracting a lot of spectators from afar! Stop, I'll send you home … "
"Wu!"
Xiao Qin's left fist landed heavily on my chest and forced me to take a step back. She also broke free from my grasp.
Xiao Qin tilted her head in confusion and anger.
"You're making irresponsible remarks. You keep saying I'm a girl, but do you have proof!?"
"You're covered in proof from head to toe! I've never seen anyone who denies reality to this extent! "
Coincidentally, a high school boy came out of the subway station and curiously stood behind Xiao Qin to watch the show. The drunk Xiao Qin didn't even need medicine to cure her androphobia. She grabbed the guy and asked fiercely: "Do you think I'm a boy or a girl?"
Although the other party looked like a high school student, he was thin and small. He was even shorter than Xiao Qin. Under Xiao Qin's threat, he replied while trembling: "Of course you're a girl! She's very cute … "
"Cute my ass!"
Xiao Qin angrily slammed the high school boy against the wall outside the subway station and as expected, he fainted.
"Nonsense! You're all lying to me … "
Xiao Qin clenched her fists and the redness on her face deepened. She was in a crisis of self-identity.
Suddenly, her eyes lit up and she saw someone behind me. She waved happily and shouted: "Class leader, do you think I'm a boy or a girl?"
I turned around and saw that the class leader was rushing over with her bicycle. She was probably worried about us, so she used the hour before the night study session to see if we encountered any trouble.
Speaking of which, Xiao Qin's memory is too messed up! You know the class leader, but you don't know if you're a boy or a girl?
The class leader just arrived on her bicycle. It seems like she didn't see our friendly match. She could only tell from Xiao Qin's red face that she was drunk from alcohol and candy.
"I'm sorry, I didn't see any alcohol and candy." The class leader apologized to Xiao Qin.
"Don't worry about the alcohol and candy!" Xiao Qin impatiently urged, "Hurry up and tell me, am I a boy or a girl?"
The class leader blinked strangely: "Of course you're a girl!"
"Liar!"
Xiao Qin had an angry expression on her face. I was afraid she would treat the class leader like how she treated the high school boy, but she threw herself around the class leader's neck and kissed her on the lips.
"How about it! I dare kiss you! I'm a man, right? "
All of a sudden, Xiao Qin, who was half a head shorter than her, kissed her on the lips. The class leader, who was pushing the bicycle with both hands, forgot how to react.
Xiao Qin, who seemed to be eager to prove her male identity, unscrupulously hugged the class leader's waist from the side (the reason she didn't hug her shoulders was because she wasn't tall enough). She said to me arrogantly:
"Did you see that? She's my chick from now on! As for you, you can only be my lackey, understand! Also, I won't allow you two to play behind my back! "
The class leader's face turned red because of the crowd watching from afar. I was also angered to the point of vomiting blood.
"Stop joking! How can you be a man if you have breasts? "
Xiao Qin actually lifted up the collar of her sports uniform and looked inside in front of everyone.
"It's just … a bit fatter!"
I'm not sure if Xiao Qin, who was in denial, saw the bra she was wearing. After she looked at her collar, she suddenly started to rub the class leader's breasts and said with a perverted expression:
"This is what breasts are! That's how our children will have milk in the future! "
The class leader was stunned when her breasts were ravaged by someone of the same gender in broad daylight, and it wasn't even Zhuang Ni who she was guarding against day and night. She wanted to break free from Xiao Qin's embrace, but Xiao Qin was now possessed by the Little Tyrant and the class leader had nowhere to escape.
"Xiao Qin, what's wrong? Even if you can't hold your liquor well, you shouldn't be this drunk after eating two alcohol candies … "
"Why do you care!" Xiao Qin said fiercely to the class leader like a terrible boyfriend, "You just have to dress up nicely! Don't meddle in my business! "
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