It's hard for European and American horror films to make me feel emotional, but most of the time, the scariest thing isn't the horror film, but the person you're watching it with.
"Ah! My entire face is falling off! "
Ai Mi was referring to the main character on the large LCD screen, who was brutally torn apart by a group of zombies. This was a horror film that ended with the extinction of humanity.
I have to say, although Hollywood horror films are not to the liking of Easterners, the makeup and special effects were pretty good, and it was a bit too stimulating for Ai Mi.
"If you look closely, it says' PG-13 'on the Blu-ray DVD box, does that mean people under 13 can't watch it?"
I glanced at the 12 year old Ai Mi who was hugging my left arm tightly while looking at the screen with a fearful expression. "Hmph, it doesn't matter what happens. Humanity is already destroyed anyway, so there's no meaning in 13, 15, or 18!"
Ai Mi, who also had a cushion under her butt, said while sitting on the carpet.
"Hey! Humanity was only destroyed in this film! Also … ahhhhh! "
Ai Mi's sharp nails embedded into my dermis.
"What's there to be afraid of in the film's highlights? Compared to those zombies that aren't scary at all, I have to be more wary of you! Are you that upset that you didn't scare me on Halloween! "
Ai Mi looked up at me with her blue eyes, but there was no sense of respect in them.
"It's inevitable to get emotional when watching a thrilling film. As my older brother, don't you have the obligation to use your own body as a tool for me to vent my emotions?"
"The problem is that these films aren't scary at all! I would feel wronged if you scratched me with your nails! "
"You're saying you don't feel anything from such a scary film?" Ai Mi paused the film with the remote control and froze the screen on the cast list. "Think about it, what if one day the entire world is filled with man-eating zombies …"
"What are you talking about? That's impossible! Instead of worrying about the world being destroyed by unscientific things like zombies, it's better to worry about the world being destroyed by a high-speed particle collider that produces a miniature black hole, or nanomachines that can eat everything, or the Yellowstone volcano eruption … "
"Why are zombies unscientific?" Ai Mi made an expression as if I had to explain.
"Ha, because zombies are dead things! Since their digestive system is no longer working, the food they eat cannot be converted into energy. Unless they have the ability to photosynthesize, they will soon collapse due to energy exhaustion! "
I used the law of conservation of energy to despise my sister.
"Naive! I can tell that you're a layman who hasn't seen many zombie movies! " Ai Mi didn't want to admit defeat. "The zombies in this movie might not be scientific enough, but there are a lot of zombie movies that follow scientific principles. Furthermore, there are real zombies in this world. Putting aside the Voodoo Sect's Sea Zombies, there is a fungus that can corrode the brains of ants and turn them into zombie ants! "
That was true. The caterpillar fungus that was said to have great nourishing effects was also a combination of fungi and insects. In theory, the combination of fungi and humans could also create zombies that did not violate the law of conservation of energy.
"If we were in a world filled with zombies, would you protect me?"
Amy suddenly asked.
"Isn't that obvious?" I smiled, "Of course I will protect you. Even if I become a zombie, I won't forget to protect you!"
"Really?" Ai Mi dragged out her voice as if she didn't believe me, "If the maid Qin or Katyusha became a zombie, would you use a crowbar and molotov cocktails to protect me?"
"Why do you have to make life difficult for Xiao Qin and the class leader! Have you been getting along well with them lately? Did you forget how Xiao Qin helped you with your midterms? Did you forget the cola chicken wings the class leader made for you? "
"I … of course I didn't forget." Ai Mi turned her face away in embarrassment, "I just want to make sure I'm more important in your heart than the two of them!"
"But you don't have to use a crowbar and molotov cocktails! Molotov cocktails are one of the best cold weapons in FPS games. Ever since Dr. Gordon Freeman first used it in Half-life, it quickly swept across the seven continents and five oceans. It's a divine weapon known as the 'holy sword of physics'! In the latest superhero movie, the Flash used it to blind one of the eyes of the Lord of Darkness, Darkseid! "
"Don't change the topic." Ai Mi wrinkled her nose unhappily, "You're still not willing to kill the maid Qin and Katyusha when they turned into zombies? Do you have necrophilia? I never thought my brother would be so disgusting … "
"Most people wouldn't be able to kill their friends and family when they turn into zombies. Why are you trying to explain my normal reaction as necrophilia? "
Ai Mi ignored my protests.
"I know, when the time comes, you'll definitely keep the maid Qin and Katyusha in captivity and find a way to help them recover — — or you'll take advantage of the fact that their bodies are still elastic to experience a forbidden feeling …"
That's enough! Am I such a terrible person in your eyes? You won't even let the girls who turned into zombies go!
In order to increase the atmosphere while watching a horror movie, we turned off the lights in the room and only the LCD screen was the only source of light. In the darkness, Ai Mi seemed to have suddenly remembered something:
"The Mayans were wiped out by a rain of fire. During the era of Noah's ark, God used a flood to wipe out most of humanity. According to experts, the next great destruction of humanity will be the 'Zombie Apocalypse'. We might be the only two survivors in the entire world!"
"Do American experts also have nothing better to do! Also, why are we the only two survivors! Did you buy a VIP status from God, or do you have some kind of awesome cheat code? "
Ai Mi pouted, "What? Don't you have the confidence to fight your way out of the zombie apocalypse and protect your sister? Isn't the soul of an MK your biggest cheat? Or do you not love me anymore! "
"Fine, I'll be responsible for fighting my way out."
There was no need to argue in this virtual world, it's not like the zombie apocalypse will actually come.
"You're not serious at all!" Ai Mi scolded me like a little adult, "Don't you understand what kind of great mission we have to shoulder after we survive the zombie apocalypse?"
"Huh? When did you start paying attention to 'mission' and 'responsibility'? Don't you hate those two words the most? "
"That's different!" Ai Mi raised her fist high, it was a bit similar to the female chess player's posture in the famous painting "Freedom Leads the People".
"Since all of humanity is dead and only the two of us are left, the mission on our shoulders can't be pushed to others! When the time comes, you have to do your best to fulfill the great mission of reproducing new humans! The future of humanity depends on the two of us … "
Ai Mi said while giggling. She stood up in the darkness, her shiny belt was at the same level as my eyes, and her casual yet exquisite denim dress seemed to be glowing.
"Ahaha! Fall down! I'm the mother of humanity! "
Ai Mi wantonly pushed my shoulders with both hands, but she was too weak and couldn't even make me sway.
"Why aren't you cooperating at all?" Ai Mi, who was in high spirits, was very dissatisfied.
How should I cooperate? Take advantage of the situation and fall down? Who knows if Ai Mi will take advantage of the situation and climb on top of me?
"Your assumptions are terrible!" I said as coldly as possible, "Even if we're the only two survivors, I will never create the next generation of humans with defects!"
"Disregarding the fate of humanity … selfish bastard!" Ai Mi hit my head with her fist as a warning, "Can you bear to see humanity go extinct because of this! So what if we're biological siblings? Genetic defects only have a chance of occurring, it's not a hundred percent. As long as we try seven or eight times, we can definitely give birth to a healthy child! Maybe they'll even have my perfect appearance and your strong body! "
Ai Mi's expression seemed like she was already intoxicated in her fantasy.
"Hey, what if it's the other way around and they have my appearance and your body? Wouldn't that be a tragedy? "
At this time, my phone suddenly rang. I took it out and it was Xiong YaoYue. She strangely pinched her nose and asked me:
"Hehehe ~ do you know who I am?"
"Aren't you Winnie? You guys are having a lively birthday party at Gong CaiCai's house, right? I think I heard Xiao Qin and Loud Mouth laughing … "
"Huh? Ehhhhhh — —!?? "
Xiong YaoYue exclaimed in surprise.
"Little Smart made a mistake when she was playing with my phone and deleted all my contacts, how do you still know who I am!"
Ai Mi, who heard our conversation clearly, also made a disdainful expression. She snatched the phone and said to Xiong YaoYue: "Winnie, your IQ is really worrying! It was your phone book that was deleted, not the manservant's phone book! If you're so stupid, the children you have with the manservant can only be used as coolies after the end of the world! You might as well let them build pyramids! "
"The end of the world?" Xiong YaoYue paused, "Isn't 2012 already over? Also, why would I have a child with Ye Lin … "
I heard a bang halfway through my sentence. Judging from the rest of the conversation, it was probably Xiao Qin hitting Xiong YaoYue's head with an inflatable hammer.
The girls seemed to be having a lot of fun, but Xiong YaoYue hung up the phone.
"Someone's having a birthday?" The liveliness on the other side of the phone was a perfect contrast to the silence on our side. Ai Mi asked with a bit of loneliness, "Is it at Gong CaiCai's house again with perverted breasts?"
"Don't call other people perverted just because you can't grow them!"
"Tsk, why would I be jealous of others when I'm the most perfect work of art created by God?" Ai Mi made an indecent gesture of raising her hands, "I'm only 12 years old this year, I'll mature more in the future. Also, the most important thing isn't the size, but the shape and feel — — do you want to touch it?"
"No! With your posture and words, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to stick an 18 + label on your forehead! "
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