"Hmph, you're clearly thinking about it, but you're still pretending to be sanctimonious!" Ai Mi said to me with disdain, "According to Winnie's report, you once touched Gong CaiCai's chest on Toilet Mountain! Your hands are probably still reminiscing about her chest! Aren't you going to compare it with me and see what a truly top-notch chest looks like? "
"It's not Toilet Mountain, it's Cuisong Mountain! Although there was indeed a toilet on the mountain … But would you Americans name a mountain 'Toilet Mountain'? Also, the incident with Gong CaiCai was purely an accident! It was an unfortunate accident! "I retorted," I had a bit of a heat stroke at the time … "
"Ah! It's so hot, I must have a heat stroke … "
Ai Mi said as she fell on top of me. She stuck out her small chest and rammed into my face.
"Heat stroke my ass! It's already November! "
Before Ai Mi hit me, I wrapped my arms around her waist and carried her on my left shoulder.
Despite Ai Mi's resistance, I carried her soft body up from the ground and sent her to the pink single bed in my bedroom.
"It's 10: 10, it's time to sleep!"
I ordered Ai Mi who was on the bed with the authority of an older brother.
"I can't sleep after watching a horror movie! Sit on the side of the bed with me! "
"If that's the case, then you might as well not watch horror movies! If you think about it, you're only 12 years old, there aren't any horror movies suitable for you! Are there any horror movies with a rating lower than 13? "
"So what if I'm 12 years old!?" Ai Mi protested, "Don't look down on me because I'm only 12 years old! Did you know? In Batman, the first generation Robin started working at the age of 9, and the second generation Robin died at the age of 13! "
Don't compare yourself to a character from a superhero manga! Also, the first generation Robin (Dick) later stopped being Batman's assistant and became 'Nightwing'. It can be considered an inspirational story if he became a follower at the age of 9, but the second generation Robin (Jason) was blown up by the Joker at the age of 13, what's there to compare!?
Ai Mi and I started talking about superheroes after the zombie apocalypse. At the same time, Zhuang Ni's birthday party was still in progress (Xiao Qin told me the details the next day).
In order to ensure the "surprise" effect, Gong CaiCai called Zhuang Ni after decorating the venue at her home.
"Mom and Dad are on a business trip. I'm lonely at home. Can you spend Halloween with me?"
According to Loud Mouth's explanation, Gong CaiCai nervously spoke into the receiver. The others held their breath to prevent Zhuang Ni from hearing anything.
However, Zhuang Ni immediately noticed the abnormality in Gong CaiCai's tone.
"Is the class leader here too? Who else? As long as there aren't any boys, I'll go. "
Since she was already seen through, the class leader could only tell the truth. After confirming there were no male animals in Gong CaiCai's house, Zhuang Ni finally let down her guard and came out after saying goodbye to her family.
Even if the "surprise" was gone, the "party" was still a "party". Even if Zhuang Ni didn't have the self-awareness of being the main character, she couldn't resist everyone's carrot and stick tactics and did a lot of things that she normally wouldn't do.
For example, she wore the cardboard crown that came with the cake (made by the class leader), blew out the candles and secretly made a wish (it doesn't seem to be a good god), and even participated in the cake battle (started by Xiao Qin).
"Zhuang Ni, what did you wish for?" Xiong YaoYue asked while cleaning up the cake with the class leader, "You're not going to wish for world peace like Gong CaiCai, right?"
Zhuang Ni's face darkened, "I hope the people who made a wish at the same time as me won't get their wishes fulfilled."
That's not a wish, it's a curse! Do you have a grudge against someone who shares the same birthday as you?
"Why can't you be a bit more cheerful?" Xiong YaoYue frowned and said to Zhuang Ni, "If you were as cheerful as me, the class leader wouldn't be worried about you and throw you a surprise birthday party! She should at least throw one for me when she throws one for you! "
"Because there's no hope in the world." Zhuang Ni's eyes were as gray as a spider web, "All good things will eventually disappear …"
"Like the remaining half of the cake?" Xiong YaoYue continued, "But that's because Xiao Qin purposely tripped you, that's why your entire face was buried in the cream! Every debt has a debtor, you can get even with Xiao Qin, it has nothing to do with the world! "
"Nonsense! She clearly didn't do it on purpose! " Xiao Qin protested, "Also, it's common sense for people celebrating their birthdays to be covered in cake, common sense!"
"You're clearly saying that on purpose, right?" Xiong YaoYue still had cake crumbs on the ends of her hair, "Why did you start throwing it around indiscriminately? Now everyone has to take a shower … "
Zhuang Ni looked at Xiao Qin meaningfully. Xiao Qin analyzed the situation. The reason why Zhuang Ni didn't get mad at the cake throwing incident was because she got a chance to shower with the class leader and Gong CaiCai. Gong CaiCai's bathroom was very big. Although it didn't have a pure gold faucet like Ai Mi's, it was still pretty high-end. If both the shower and bathtub were used, it could allow all seven girls to shower together.
The seven fairies seemed to have a great time bathing, but Xiao Qin did not tell me in detail. She was focused on comparing herself, Zhuang Ni, and Little Smart to see who had the smallest breasts.
After cleaning the cake crumbs, everyone began to talk about fairy tales. The reason was because they saw a sticker from Alice in Wonderland in Gong CaiCai's bedroom.
"CaiCai, don't love the story just because there's a rabbit in it." Zhuang Ni patted Gong CaiCai's shoulder earnestly. "The author of Alice in Wonderland, Louis Carroll, is a famous pedophile. He wrote that book to hook up with the little girls in the neighborhood …"
"How, how did that happen?" Gong CaiCai, who had her childhood ruined, was dumbfounded.
"The author and the work should be treated differently." The class leader, who did not study fairy tales, could only comfort Gong CaiCai this way, "A good person can write a bad story, and a bad person can write a good story, as long as the fairy tale itself is good …"
"Not many of the fairy tales in the world are good." Zhuang Ni explained with dark circles under her eyes, "Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, and Snow White, the original versions of these three fairy tales are extremely dark. Do you want to hear them?"
"Yes! I want to hear them! " Xiong YaoYue widened her eyes in fear of her childhood being ruined again. Gong CaiCai, on the other hand, covered her ears.
"In the original version of 'Cinderella', after Cinderella put on the crystal shoes and gained the favor of the prince, she ruthlessly took revenge on her stepmother and two sisters who bullied her. Not only did the two sisters get pecked blind by birds, but to deal with her stepmother, Cinderella used the lid of a wooden box to crush her stepmother's neck.
"That can't be right." Xiong YaoYue ignored the trembling Gong CaiCai, "In the version of Cinderella I read, why was the stepmother punished to wear hot iron shoes and dance to death?"
Zhuang Ni spread her hands, "Anyway, Cinderella was a vicious and merciless professional killer, at least her imagination was not inferior to Daji when it came to killing enemies."
"As for 'Sleeping Beauty' … this story is adapted from the 1634 Italian fairy tale 'Sun, Moon and Talia' by Jim Batista Basile. In the story, the prince's kiss failed to awaken Sleeping Beauty from her slumber, so the prince did what most filthy men would do. He impregnated Sleeping Beauty and left without a care in the world …"
"I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear it! "Gong CaiCai covered her ears and rushed out of the room," Give me back my childhood! "
"Actually, I sometimes feel like you shouldn't read fairy tales too much." Xiao Qin held her chin thoughtfully, "I heard from Ai Mi that a lot of girls in America got parasites from kissing amphibians after reading the story 'The Frog Prince' …"
Zhuang Ni seemed to be addicted to the story and continued, "The original version of Snow White is darker than all the fairy tales. Snow White was not persecuted by her stepmother at all. The queen was her biological mother. Snow White was exiled after being discovered by the queen because she had committed adultery with her father. Then, she had an ambiguous relationship with the seven dwarfs. The prince was a necrophile. When he found out that Snow White, who had died after eating a poisoned apple, came back to life, he was very unhappy …"
"Enough!" The class leader glared at Zhuang Ni, "Today is your birthday, so even if you do something a little out of line, we should accommodate you, but it's too much for you to make Cai Cai ruin your childhood! Not only Cai Cai, even my childhood … "
"Zhuang Ni is lying." Little Smart pointed out, "Out of the three stories she told, one of them was not the original, it was a rewrite!"
"Ah? So two of them are the original? "Loud Mouth was shocked," Western fairy tales are really erotic and violent! Look at China's Kuafu Chases the Sun and Jingwei Fills the Sea! One is a youth that runs towards the sun, the other is a permanent solution to the water problem … "
"So you're lying to ruin Cai Cai's childhood?" The class leader could not hold back her anger, she grabbed Zhuang Ni's arm and pulled her to the side of the bed.
"You're the most disobedient in the entire class! What kind of new life will everyone have after they graduate from junior high school? I'm only worried about you! It's about time someone woke you up! "
As she spoke, the class leader pressed Zhuang Ni's face down, raised her right hand high, then slammed it down.
"Ah!"
The class leader lifted up Zhuang Ni's skirt and spanked her butt.
"Class leader, what are you doing?" Zhuang Ni struggled to get up, but the class leader, who thought she was carrying out justice, received an additional boost in strength and completely suppressed Zhuang Ni.
"Ah!" "Ah!"
A few more times. Although I didn't see it, I could imagine that Zhuang Ni's butt was red from the spanking.
"Damn! That's explosive! Xiong YaoYue hurriedly took out her phone.
"Put your phone away! Otherwise, I'll hit you too! " I'm not sure if the class leader remembered the embarrassing incident of being spanked by me, but in order to teach Zhuang Ni a lesson, she mercilessly spanked Zhuang Ni's butt over ten times on her birthday until her hand became numb.
"Are you still going to tell dark fairy tales in the future?" The class leader asked sternly in between scolding Zhuang Ni.
"Fairy tales never have a bright side …"
Zhuang Ni still wanted to talk back, but Xiao Qin walked over and asked:
"Class leader, do you need me to help you if you're tired? Although Zhuang Ni and I have no enmity in the past, in order to correct her wrong thinking and do good deeds, I am still very willing to contribute my strength! "
You've already exceeded your reading limit for today. If you want to read more, please log in.
Login
Select text and click 'Report' to let us know about any bad translation.
