I didn't do anything else on Sunday other than perform a functional test on my heart.
In order to prevent others from thinking that I was a psychopath with ADHD, I drew the curtains in advance.
I aimed at the hanging sandbag in the bedroom. First 200 punches, then 50 uppercuts! There were also kicks! Hundred Rupture Kicks! Luohan Renwang Fist! Mongolian Tyrannical Way! Go die, you piece of trash!
"Xiao Lin, do you want to have a heart-to-heart talk with me?"
Dad heard my call through the door and thought that I was venting my frustrations outside.
"No need! I'm fine! "
After punching the bag, I did 100 squats and 100 push-ups until I lay on the bed, sweating profusely, unable to move anymore.
It's okay, it looks like my stamina didn't decrease after cutting down on my exercise over the past few months. Most importantly, after my stress test, I can confirm that my viral heart disease has been completely cured!
Of course, strictly speaking, although my heart disease is gone, the virus in my blood is still there, but it won't have any adverse effects on me.
I couldn't hide my excitement when I went to school on Monday and I was smiling the entire morning.
"What's the good news?" Xiao Qin asked who was sitting next to me.
Of course it's good news! It's because my heart disease is cured! But I never told you I had a heart disease before, so it's not convenient to tell you now that I'm cured. I can share my joy with the class leader, but then the class leader won't be especially accommodating towards me. Should I hide it from the class leader for a while longer?
Not only did I help Niu ShiLi get his physics teaching materials, I also helped the first year students remove the basketball that was stuck between the basket and the backboard. I even had a race with Xiong YaoYue to see who could get to the store first.
"What are you doing?" The class leader finally noticed my abnormality, she lowered her voice and said to me, "Aren't you afraid of having a heart attack? It wasn't easy for me to suspend you from your PE committee member duties … "
"That's right! I have a heart attack! "
It would have been better if the class leader didn't remind me, but as soon as she did, I immediately grabbed my clothes in front of my chest with a pained expression:
"I accidentally exercised too much, my body feels terrible …"
As I said that, I tilted my body and fell towards the class leader, the same way Ai Mi fell on me on Halloween.
The unbelievable thing is the class leader actually dodged it! Instead of helping me up, he dodged!!
Why! Even if you're afraid of being seen and gossiped, you should at least help me out of humanitarianism! Fortunately, my reaction was fast, otherwise my head would have hit the wall and a big bump would have come out.
"Your heart disease is gone, right?" The class leader dodged my attack and her long hair gradually calmed down, "I had my suspicions when I saw you enter the classroom this morning with an unusually energetic expression … now it seems like it's true."
"Eh? How did you know? " I was confused, "I did run and jump a lot today, but that doesn't prove that my mental illness … I mean, my heart disease has been cured!"
The class leader crossed her arms in front of her chest and tilted her head back to better look at me.
"For a detective, the truth needs a lot of clues to make a puzzle, and you faked a heart attack just now. That was the last piece of the puzzle."
"Don't tell me I didn't disguise well?" I twisted the front of the sports jacket into a vortex shape.
"Hmph, let's not talk about how your lips didn't turn purple when you faked a heart attack, the most important thing is that the heart should be on the left side! Isn't it too fake when you grabbed the right side of my chest!? "
Damn! I really grabbed the wrong chest! Since I used up a lot of oxygen in the race with Xiong YaoYue, I was currently replenishing my oxygen. The workload on my lungs was a bit high and it caused a slight burning sensation. So when I pretended to have a heart attack, I subconsciously grabbed the right side of my chest!
What a crushing defeat! Once I get carried away, my IQ plummets. I probably won't be able to change this weakness for the rest of my life!
"Um, my heart disease was indeed cured …"
I could only tell the class leader the truth since I was caught red-handed.
Of course, I didn't say anything that was unnecessary for the class leader to know. I only said that Dr. Yu went through arduous research and finally found a cure for me, then he happily cured me.
"Are you completely cured?" The class leader who kept her distance from me seemed a bit cold, but her tone was very concerned.
"I'm completely cured! I tested myself at home yesterday, I can even participate in a triathlon right now! Ahahahaha!! "
I might look like an idiot if I tried my best to show off in front of the class leader.
"It's still better to be careful." The class leader advised calmly, "It's best to suspend your PE committee member duties for a while. We can make arrangements after your body condition stabilizes."
The class bell rang at this time, so the class leader couldn't say anything else to me. But when she walked away from me, I saw her hand on her chest as if she let out a long sigh of relief.
At noon, I took Xiao Qin to snack on food street, but I saw the class leader and Gong CaiCai appear in front of a self-service bank. The class leader was withdrawing money from an ATM machine and Gong CaiCai was nervously looking around.
Did she come to withdraw some money after lunch? I vaguely heard the class leader was planning to cook a sumptuous banquet to celebrate my heart disease recovery, so are you going to withdraw money to buy ingredients? There's no need to spend money! If you really want to cook, you can go to Ai Mi's VIP building. You can use any high quality ingredients you want!
"It would be great if I met an ATM robber." Xiao Qin said without any ill intent, "Then I would subdue the robber and Ye Lin classmate would give me a star!"
"Don't jinx it! You haven't seen an ATM robber for over a month, how could it be the class leader's turn to withdraw money … "
"Help! Someone's robbing us! "
A middle-aged woman's urgent cry for help suddenly rang out in the crowd.
No way? Speak of the devil! There was a robbery in broad daylight at an ATM next to the class leader's.
A middle-aged woman in luxurious clothes took out a thick stack of money and put it in her bag. She was walking slowly when a pale-faced, malnourished robber rushed over and snatched the bag from her. Then, he staggered and ran into the alley.
From the looks of it, he's a drug addict! Since he doesn't have money to take drugs, he takes risks out of desperation. He doesn't care if there are a lot of people around, he will rob as soon as he sees money and buy drugs!
Whenever I hear news of young people with bright futures being ruined by drugs, I always feel that Constable Ma's work is very valuable. So even if Constable Ma isn't friendly to me, I will always be magnanimous and not bicker with him.
"It's a robbery! Help me call the police! My cell phone is also in that bag! "
The flustered and exasperated middle-aged woman shouted at the crowd while pointing at the fleeing drug addict.
Her gaze fell on Gong CaiCai who was closest to her. She must have seen the cell phone in Gong CaiCai's hand, so she used her fleshy double chin to signal Gong CaiCai to help call the police. However, Gong CaiCai was already scared out of her wits after witnessing the entire robbery. She was trembling and didn't know what to do.
"Class, class leader …"
The class leader's back was facing the outside. By the time she finished withdrawing the money and turned around, the robber was already far away.
"Yes, the location is on the food street behind 28 Middle. The culprit has a medium build and is wearing dark blue clothes. His face is very pale, I'm not sure if he has a weapon."
The class leader immediately helped call the police. She didn't force herself to chase after a drug addict who might do something desperate. After all, she hasn't officially become a police officer, so she doesn't have police tools.
Xiao Qin laughed behind me. "~\ (≧ ▽ ́)/~ Hooray! It's finally my turn to show off my skills! "
"Don't do anything stupid!" I wanted to stop Xiao Qin, but her body flashed and she chased after the robber. I had no choice but to follow.
"Ye Lin? What are you and Xiao Qin doing? "
The class leader also noticed we were nearby, and she didn't approve of our reckless Good Samaritan actions.
"Yes, yes, yes! Hurry and get the bag back! "The middle-aged woman shouted from behind me." You don't have to take the things inside, the bag is more valuable! I'll get a reward if you bring the bag back! "
Eh? Could it be the legendary LV (pronounced 'donkey') bag? It seems like there are quite a few rich women in Dong Shan city!
I followed Xiao Qin into the alley. After a few turns, I didn't see any trace of Xiao Qin. Instead, I saw the LV bag that was thrown on the ground.
The robber doesn't know what's good! He actually took the cash and threw away the more valuable LV bag? But it could also be that he didn't have a way to dispose of stolen goods and was in a hurry to buy drugs. So whether it's the LV bag, phone, or makeup, they were all thrown on the ground.
I was worried that something would happen to Xiao Qin, so I picked up the LV bag and continued to chase. It's not that I wanted to get a reward from the rich woman, but if the robber pulled out his weapon, I could use the expensive bag as a shield.
But I was a step too late.
When I saw the robber around the corner, he was already on the ground. His shirt was half removed, and his sleeves were tied behind his back. I'm not sure if it was because he tasted Xiao Qin's iron fist or because the drug addiction flared up, but he was foaming at the mouth and lost consciousness.
Xiao Qin was sitting on a short wall next to him with her legs dangling, as if dealing with the robber was an easy and enjoyable task. The stash of stolen goods was placed on top of the wall.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … as the saying goes: A good person protects three villages, a good dog protects three neighbors. Although I'm a cat, I'm still in a good mood to punish evil. More importantly, Ye Lin classmate should reward me with stars!"
Halfway through her sentence, she suddenly covered her neck and screamed "Aiya".
"What's wrong!?" I turned pale with fright, "Did you get hurt in a fight?"
But Xiao Qin's expression quickly returned to normal.
"Hehe, I'm not hurt ~ It's just that I'm wearing a lot of clothes in autumn, so I accidentally electrocuted myself!"
She said while sticking out her tongue at me and acting cute: "Every autumn I turn into an electric eel, how troublesome! Are you afraid of being electrocuted, so you don't dare to approach me? "
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