When we were studying in the morning, Xiao Qin saw the ointment on my right cheek, and she was too ashamed to show her face.
"Ye Lin classmate, the person who appeared in front of you yesterday wasn't me! Just think of him as my evil twin brother! Please don't hold a grudge against me! "
She pitifully begged me.
I can't believe it was the same person who fiercely stepped on me and hit my face until it was swollen.
"Huh? You beat me up yesterday and now you're trying to act pitiful? "I said angrily," Didn't you say I was as weak as a dog? Didn't you say deducting stars doesn't affect you at all? If that's the case … "
"No!" Xiao Qin's sudden increase in volume even attracted the attention of nearby students, "Don't deduct the 1000 stars I earned with great difficulty …"
"It's more than 100! Don't increase the number of stars at a time like this! It seems like you haven't reflected on your mistakes at all! Is it because beating me up is quite satisfying for you? "
"You can't deduct my stars!" Xiao Qin's tone was about to cry, "Ye Lin classmate can hit me if you're not satisfied! Hit my face until it's swollen like a deep sea fish … "
"So you're saying I look like a deep sea fish right now? I already have plaster on my face and you're still making sarcastic remarks … "
At this time, the class leader came over to mediate and the first thing she asked was: "Ye Lin, what happened to your face? Did you get hit by Xiao Qin after you chased after her yesterday … "
"No! I definitely wasn't hit by Xiao Qin! " I denied it in order to save face, "Xiao Qin climbed a tree like a monkey after she got drunk and I accidentally fell while trying to pull her down!"
Xiao Qin was still trying to act innocent and was actually dissatisfied with my lie:
"I didn't act like a monkey! How can you describe a girl as a monkey … "
I pointed at Xiong YaoYue who was wearing Little Smart's hair clip horizontally on her forehead and imitating the Band Tightening Spell.
"Who said girls can't be monkeys? Isn't that just a monkey with the surname Sun? "
Although Sun Wukong was not the only one who had the Band Tightening Spell in Journey to the West, the black bear monster who guarded the Purple Bamboo Forest in the South Sea for Guanyin Bodhisattva also had one. However, it was too cruel to describe Xiong YaoYue as a black bear monster.
"Fortunately, this happened to your heart … after your waist injury has healed." The class leader found it funny, but she was also a bit worried. "No matter what Xiao Qin did when she was drunk, it wasn't her intention. You won't blame her, right?"
"Yeah, yeah." With the class leader's support, Xiao Qin also said, "I don't remember anything after I got drunk. It was as if the black-robed man's memory eraser had flashed by! It's too cruel to punish me for something I can't remember! "
"The reason why Xiao Qin got drunk was because I brought back candy from the wedding." The class leader took the initiative to take responsibility, "It's my fault for not checking clearly, don't blame her. Besides, didn't you injure your face when you fell from a tree?"
"Yes … Yes! Of course it was when I fell from a tree. "I said awkwardly," If it wasn't from a fall, then was I hit by someone? Who would dare to hit me when I'm this skilled … "
When I said this, Xiao Qin suddenly put on a serious expression, but it was like she was barely holding back her laughter. It was infuriating to see.
In the end, the class leader decided to buy a table of food with Xiao Qin this weekend to apologize to me. At the same time, she could teach Xiao Qin some recipes she always wanted to learn. The class leader was now an expert in French cuisine.
The class leader did not pursue Xiao Qin's' from now on, you're my chick 'words. First, Xiao Qin said she didn't have any memories after she got drunk, and second, we were both girls, so the class leader only took it as a joke.
After the matter was settled, there were rumors circulating in 28 Middle about a fight between me and a professional boxer.
The rumors were well-organized. They said the boxer's name was Lei Long, and his only wish since the day he was born was to beat me up (I'm not sure what kind of prenatal education his mother gave him). Yesterday, he finally stopped me on my way home from school and used his' golden left hand 'to hit me on the right side of my face.
I couldn't take it anymore. While a few students from other classes were discussing, I asked them where Lei Long was right now. Why did he only exist to beat me up and then disappear?
The ignorant crowd was speechless. Half a day later, there was a new version of the rumor: Lei Long was bitten to death by Ye Lin after he hit the right side of Ye Lin's face. Then he was thrown into Da Ning River.
You motherf * ckers! Why did I bite my opponent to death! Did I get rabies?! Also, please don't throw corpses into Da Ning River anymore! In several versions of the rumor, there were already a lot of corpses in Da Ning River and it was impossible to squeeze in anymore!
Speaking of which, although the rumors were hateful, Xiao Qin still sincerely admitted her wrongs. For example, at noon, she took the initiative to go to the food street to buy fried rice for me. She even gave me some shrimp from her lunchbox. In short, she blinked her big eyes and acted cute, hoping that I would forget everything that happened yesterday.
How could I forget! Not only can I not forget what happened yesterday, but I can also remember everything that happened during our childhood!
"I'll let you off for the sake of the class leader and Auntie Ren."
I didn't eat the shrimps Xiao Qin gave me, so I returned it to her.
"I won't deduct 105 gold stars for now, but you can't drink anymore, okay? You went too far yesterday, especially the centipede … "
"I know." Xiao Qin mumbled and nodded, "I took a shower when I got home yesterday. I washed my hands twenty to thirty times, but when I thought about touching something so disgusting …"
"Hey! You're still saying you don't have any memories after getting drunk!? "
"Yeah, a little bit ~ ~ ~" Xiao Qin said with a grievance, "Because the centipede was too disgusting, so it left a deep impression. I can't remember anything else that wasn't as disgusting …"
Well, should I be grateful that you categorized it as something that wasn't as disgusting?
Xiao Qin expressed that she would never touch alcoholic beverages or food, and she would do her best to do good deeds. In order to erase the bad impression she left me with yesterday, she had to work hard in every aspect.
But as the saying goes, more haste less speed. That afternoon, Xiao Qin did something that made things worse.
As I said before, class 3-2's homeroom teacher, Teacher Song, temporarily became our substitute homeroom teacher. Right after class ended and before the evening self-study session started, he came over to inspect. Then, he noticed that the power plug on the slide screen was loose, so he squatted down to adjust the power.
At the time, there weren't many people in the classroom, and the class leader wasn't there. Teacher Song adjusted the power plug left and right, but he couldn't put it in properly (because the teaching equipment was old and in disrepair). At this time, Xiao Qin, Loud Mouth, and Little Smart came back from the front door of the classroom. Unfortunately, teacher Song's clothes were suddenly electrocuted, causing him to scream and reflexively shake his hands.
"Ah! Teacher Song got electrocuted! "
Xiao Qin, who was eager to do a good deed, thought this was a great opportunity given to her by the heavens. She didn't think too much and rushed up to the podium. She used her sneakers and kicked Ms. Song's other arm that was holding the bolt.
"Ahhh ~ ~ ~ ~!!!!"
With a scream of ecstasy, teacher Song fell on the podium in fear. He was sent to the hospital with a fractured wrist. Auntie Ren paid for the medical expenses and apologized.
Loud Mouth and Little Smart knew the situation and felt wronged for Xiao Qin.
"Teacher Song did look like he got electrocuted! Also, he's not an electrician, why would he fix the socket! "
"I was also looking for a broom, but I didn't expect Xiao Qin to be so fast and kick it …"
On the same day, the second rumor spread: whoever became the homeroom teacher of class 3-3 would be unlucky. First, teacher Yu got stabbed in the butt, then teacher Song got a broken arm, and the young graduate who became seriously ill after only a few days as the homeroom teacher was also cursed.
In addition, some people expressed regret: Xiao Qin is such a quiet girl, but because she stayed with me for too long, she was led astray and dared to kick the teacher under my orders.
Bastard! Xiao Qin was in a hurry to earn stars, but she misjudged the situation. What does it have to do with me! She even said it was' under my orders'? Why did I have to make life difficult for my teacher for so many years!
All in all, Xiao Qin was even more ashamed because of her continuous wrongdoings. She even went to the corner of the classroom next to me to reflect on herself after class. Fortunately, the class leader heard Loud Mouth and the others' testimonies and knew that Xiao Qin did it out of kindness, so she comforted her.
"Don't be sad, Auntie Ren didn't blame you either. Don't worry about the rumors, it's fine as long as you know the truth. If teacher Song really got electrocuted, didn't you just save his life? Oh right, I heard teacher Song didn't blame you either … "
That was true. Teacher Song from class 3-2 wasn't a narrow-minded person, but he was quite sad that his arm was fractured by a slender girl's kick. He thought it was because he was getting old and his bones were getting weaker.
No matter what, Teacher Song's arm was in a cast, and she would be absent from her own class for a few days. In addition, she was traumatized by our class, so she couldn't be our substitute teacher anymore. Our class was like a herd of sheep again.
The situation was urgent. In order to save the day, the vice principal sent the head teacher, Auntie Owl, to temporarily be our substitute teacher. As soon as she took office, the students of class 3-3 were on tenterhooks. They were afraid that she would find a reason to give them a major demerit.
However, Auntie Owl still gave me some face. First of all, she bullies the weak and fears the strong. Secondly, she is Xing Xing's aunt, so it was fine at first. Anyway, it was only a temporary measure. Also, the head teacher's hunting grounds were the entire school building and the entire sports field. How could a small class 3-3 trap her?
Wednesday quickly arrived, it was the middle of the week. In addition, November 6th was the awkwardly named "International Day to Prevent War and Armed Conflict from Destroying the Environment".
When I first heard about this day, I thought someone made it up to trick me. But when I looked it up on the internet, it was announced by the United Nations General Assembly in Resolution 56/4 in 2001.
Eunuch Cao jokingly said that this day should be changed to "International Day to Prevent War and Armed Conflict from Destroying the Environment of Women". He even held a 'referendum' among the students. Then he was caught red-handed by the head teacher and chased into the hallway as punishment.
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