"Okay! You refuse a toast only to drink a forfeit! "Xiong YaoYue pretended to be angry," Then I'll order the forcing rabbit to force you! "
As the fourth owner of the forcing rabbit, Xiong YaoYue had a certain amount of control over the forcing rabbit, so the forcing rabbit quickly obtained the order to make Gong CaiCai agree to be the team's mascot.
"Beep — — a weak carbon-based organism dares to disobey the orders of the master forcing rabbit?"
The forcing rabbit pointed at the pale Gong CaiCai, "If you don't agree, I'll cut off your wifi signal and make you wish you were dead!"
Gong CaiCai was not afraid of losing wifi signal, but she was afraid of being shot by the anesthetic needle, so she agreed. She sat in the team activity room on the second floor. Xiong YaoYue asked her to take a few photos with everyone and put them online, but it was like being forced to take a porn scene.
"Can you not bully Gong CaiCai?" The class leader said, "If you're not afraid of being exposed, why don't you be the mascot yourself?"
As the weather got colder, the class leader wore a chiffon top and jeans again. The smaller jeans exposed the curves of her legs. On the other hand, Xiong YaoYue wore shorts indoors as if she had a nuclear reactor inside her body.
"No way!" Xiong YaoYue said, "According to convention, mascots have no fighting strength, and I'm the vice-captain! If I'm a part time mascot, people will look down on me! Why don't you be our mascot … "
"No way!" The class leader rolled the newspaper in her hand into a tube and smacked it on Xiong YaoYue's head, "You did so badly on your midterms, yet you don't study and play games all day. Don't you want to plan for your future?"
"I already have plans!" Xiong YaoYue looked up at the sky, "Hugging Miss Ai Mi's thigh for a hundred years without wavering is my future plan! Studying and taking exams doesn't suit me at all. It's troublesome to follow all sorts of rules as a sports student — — it's the easiest to make friends with rich people! "
The class leader looked at Xiong YaoYue with disdain and pulled the distressed Gong CaiCai away without discussing it further.
"Hey! Class leader, stop! Where do you think you're taking our mascot!? The reporters from the gaming channel would be here soon! It's embarrassing for us not to have a mascot! "
Xiao Qin was playing a prank on Obama while the class leader, Winnie, and Gong CaiCai were upstairs.
The principle was very simple. It was to tie Obama's fat waist with a rope so that Obama could not leave the conveyor belt of the treadmill. Then, a food bowl filled with dog food was placed not far in front of Obama to attract him to eat.
But the treadmill's mode had been adjusted to be adaptive! No matter how fast Obama ran, the conveyor belt would automatically move backward, so Obama could not move forward even if he tried his best!
The result of this was that Obama's eyes were full of resentment. If it didn't take a step, it would be dragged backward. Even if it took a step, it couldn't shorten the distance. No matter what, it couldn't get close to the food bowl and eat even a piece of dog food.
"Are you f * cking kidding me?" If Obama could speak, he would definitely say something nasty. However, in the face of Xiao Qin, who was kind on the outside but cruel on the inside, he might swallow it back.
"You're not allowed to mistreat dogs." I said to Xiao Qin, "You're not allowed to make life difficult for dogs just because you think you're a cat. Come here, I'll give you a tablet to play with. "
"I'm not mistreating Obama, I'm only helping him lose weight!" Xiao Qin explained. Then, she curiously moved closer and stared at the black tablet I took out from my backpack.
"What brand is this? Why is it so thick? "
Xiao Qin poked at the tablet that looked like a large MP4. Since it wasn't turned on, there was no reaction.
It's a shame that I, who thought I had a certain understanding of digital products, couldn't tell which company this tablet was made by. This was something my dad brought back after he participated in an HHH enthusiasts offline event a few days ago. Apparently, it was a gift from the HHH enthusiasts' leader and everyone got one.
If such a cumbersome thing was used as a murder weapon to smash a victim's head, it would definitely have a high explosive rate. It would purely be a form of exercise.
But just like a movie, bad movies also have entertainment value. I brought this strange tablet to show everyone so that they can see something new. I want to let everyone know that there is such an idiotic hardware design in the world.
Looking at the position of the buttons, this tablet should be based on Android 3.0. It's newer than my phone, but the biggest problem, which is also the most idiotic part, is that this tablet can't connect to the internet.
What kind of tablet is this if it can't connect to the internet? I finally got a free wifi source like the Blunderbuss, but I can't even use it!
Also, what does the English on the tablet mean? Samjiyon？ How should I read it? Should I read it as "Three Gay Friends"? Not only is the hardware stupid, but even the software is stupid! For example, there was a very eye-catching game that copied Angry Birds — — why did it use Third Fatty Jin's angry avatar to smash the US President Obama! It's not fun at all! You guys aren't even as cute as the bird and the pig!
What's worse is that the "Three Gay Friends" tablet has a small movie that teaches people how to draw red flags, as well as the avatars of Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Il, and Kim Jong Un! There's also a strange song that expresses loyalty to the great leader. The people who sing and dance look like they were just released from Dong Shan Mental Hospital …
Is it really like what my dad said, that it's made in a factory in Shen Yang? Why do I feel like this thing was custom made by the Democratic Republic of Korea! It's very suitable for them to not have internet!
Xiao Qin sat on the sports bike and played the game "Kim Jong Un hits Obama" while riding slowly. She frowned and said:
"Ye Lin classmate's tablet is too strange … also, why did Obama squeal like a pig when he was hit?"
"Maybe he didn't have time to dub it? That's why he used the source material from Angry Birds. " I played ping-pong with the robot when I was bored. "Oh right, didn't you want to learn cooking from the class leader? Why are you idling here? Why did you have time to prank Obama? "
"The class leader pulled Gong CaiCai down from the second floor. It seems like Gong CaiCai also wants to learn cooking, so the class leader is looking for utensils that can't be easily broken … I have to wait for a while before it's my turn."
At this time, Ai Mi, who was dressed like a celebrity as usual, pushed open the door and barged in.
"Tsk, are you showing off that strange tablet again?" Ai Mi looked at Xiao Qin with disdain, "How can something that's heavy and can't connect to the internet be stranger than our American products! Come with me! I'll show you a tablet made in Silicon Valley that uses red wine as a power source! "
What is this! Xiao Qin and I saw a flat tablet that looked like an induction cooker on the table in room 101, but we couldn't find the screen.
"Hmph ~" Ai Mi crossed her arms in front of her chest and proudly introduced, "This was invented by Intel engineers. It's a low energy tablet that can only be powered by red wine! In order to reduce energy consumption, there's no screen! "
"Damn! Without a screen, doesn't that mean you can't even compare to my 'Three Gay Friends'! The Three Gay Friends are MP4s, but this thing is basically an MP3! "
"Damn manservant, shut up! You don't understand how expensive this tablet is! It can only be powered by a 1997 Lafite! Your inferior erguotou will be burned by the machine! "
"Then isn't it even more useless! A 1997 Lafite is at the level of a state banquet, right? The president of France only used that thing when he met with China's leader! Using wine at a state banquet to power a crappy MP3! Or is it that a 1997 Lafite isn't that expensive and the French are too stingy, they should at least use a 79 Lafite … "
Ai Mi always wants to show that America's technology is number one in the world. She even has to compete with China for the 'strangest tablet'.
Although I don't think the 'Three Gay Friends' must be a product from China, but Ai Mi's' the worst movie in history 'and' the most brutal murderer in history 'are firmly controlled by the United States. Therefore, the title of' strangest tablet in history 'probably belongs to an American product.
"Why do you have to use wine to power the computer?" Xiao Qin held the heavy 'Three Gay Friends' tablet with great effort.
"Civilians just don't have any imagination! Don't you think it's romantic? This tablet is mainly designed for e-ink devices, which is a Kindle e-reader. If you use red wine to power an e-reader, don't you feel the lingering fragrance of red wine when you read? "
"Hey! If you have the time, wouldn't it be more convenient to read an e-reader and drink it with red wine? "
"I can't drink …" Xiao Qin, who just transformed a few days ago, was as quiet as a cicada in winter when it came to alcohol.
"That's the key!" Ai Mi said to me as if she was looking at an idiot, "I can't drink unless I'm of legal age! With this tablet that needs red wine to power, I can use it as an excuse to ask the bodyguards for red wine! I might even get a chance to taste it! "
"So you're still thinking about secretly drinking! Peng TouSi won't fall for it, right? "
"Hehehe …" Ai Mi suddenly laughed sinisterly, "Peng TouSi went to visit a gay friend with an anal fissure today, so he's not in the VIP building! I already asked the French chef where the 1997 Lafite is, so I'll try some later! "
"Stop your wishful thinking! Do you think my presence will make you drink? "
"Who said I was going to drink? I just want to power up the tablet! "Ai Mi pouted," Manservant, don't you have any interest in advanced technology! You lack the spirit of exploration. If the people of the Celestial Empire were like you, there would be no future! "
"You're clearly just craving for wine, don't use such a dignified excuse to cover up for yourself! If you really want to see how red wine powers up the tablet, that's fine, but I have to watch that bottle of red wine! Don't try to sneak a drink! "
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