Because of various unavoidable circumstances, Xiao Qin and I started fighting in Ai Mi's bedroom.
"I'm going to get revenge for my Alex!" Ai Mi looked at the teddy bear plushie with tears in her eyes and glared at Xiao Qin with clenched teeth.
"What a joke!" Xiao Qin, who was already drunk and completely in her Little Tyrant mode, mocked, "I can't believe you treat plushies as real friends, you don't have any friends in real life, right? Are you going to have tea parties with your plush toys? "
"Nonsense!" Ai Mi retorted with a blushing face, "I would never do such a shameful thing! Also, it's hard to clean up plushies that are stained with tea crumbs! "
Hey! Why does it sound like she's experienced? Did she actually do it before? Was it because she was too lonely under Ai ShuQiao's watch, so she could only make friends with plushies?
"And, and now I have Winnie as a friend! A friend without a sponge in your body! As long as you have money, you can have as many friends as you want! As long as you have money, you can have as many friends as you want!
Why do I feel like Ai Mi's words are insincere, and it also embodies a very sad tone!
"As for Winnie …" Xiao Qin slightly parted her bangs to the left and right to prevent her vision from being affected. Xiao Qin, who suddenly split her hair and had a boy's expression, gave off a very different feeling.
"It doesn't matter to me whether you have a good relationship with Winnie or not! You're all my girlfriends! "
Xiao Qin, who was in a fighting stance, said an even more sensational declaration.
Xiao Qin, you … you're even more shameless than me! Even if I had thought about having multiple girlfriends when I was carrying out the 'Womanizer' plan, I never announced it in front of everyone. But you're the one who nonchalantly claims that the class leader, Ai Mi, and Winnie are all your girlfriends! If you're a man, then you're a super scumbag! Why don't I call you 'Scumbag Qin' from now on!
"What does' girlfriends' mean?" Ai Mi finally remembered to ask me, "I think I heard Winnie say it once, but I forgot to ask."
"It means … girlfriend! But it's a very disrespectful way of saying it! "
"Huh?" Ai Mi put on an incomprehensible face, "Maid Qin said Winnie and I are both her girlfriends? Is her brain fried? Wasn't she a girl herself? Or is she bisexual and likes you and us at the same time? "
"Shut up!" Xiao Qin's wine-red face suddenly turned even redder, "No one likes wild donkeys! Right now, he was weak and ugly. Which part of him was likable! At most, he can only be my underling. Seeing a bunch of beauties serving me, he would be extremely jealous! "
"As for you …" Xiao Qin looked at Ai Mi with a boy's gaze. Ai Mi was supporting herself with her limbs after throwing the plush doll.
"You'd better be my chick. You're not allowed to be jealous of other girls! I will educate you to be very obedient. You look like you have a face that is very easy to teach … "
"Nonsense! Who's your chick? Also, the difficulty of my training is obviously very high … No! I don't even have the option of 'training'! I'm the one teaching others! You're Alex's murderer! I'm going to get the manservant to catch you and teach you a lesson! "
"Childish! Plush dolls don't have life! You can reattach your head with a few stitches! Once I defeat the wild donkey, I'll get my other chick to help you fix it! Shu Sha's pretty good at needlework … "
Huh? No wonder she's Qin Mode, she really likes to order people around! You were the one who caused the trouble, but you want the class leader to help you clean up the mess?
"It can't be fixed if it's decapitated!" Ai Mi said angrily, "It's like a corpse. You can't resurrect it even if you stitch it up!"
"Why can't it resurrect?" Xiao Qin rubbed the tip of her nose with her thumb. This action made me think of Bruce Lee, "Don't you Americans like zombie movies? Or something like Corpse Bride … it doesn't matter if you add a zombie doll! Anyway, the Jesus you worship was resurrected three days after his death, so no matter how you think about it, he's still a zombie … "
What a dangerous statement! You actually said Jesus was a zombie? Be careful that the extremists of the Christian sects will kill you!
Xiao Qin was bickering with Ai Mi while leaning to the side. It looked like she was about to fall, but she was actually attacking me from a tricky angle.
Although the plaster on my right face was already removed, the muscles on my face were still aching. Although defeating the current Xiao Qin is nothing to be proud of, it was in front of Ai Mi and my sister. If I lose to my stepsister in front of my real sister, wouldn't I lose a lot of face as the older brother? Where would my dignity as the older brother be?
Thus I didn't dare to be careless and blocked Xiao Qin's path of punches. I took a horse stance and didn't reveal any openings.
I had the muscle and weight advantage over Xiao Qin, so her iron fists couldn't hit me. I used Hua Jin to push her to the side and even made her body sway.
"Good job!" Ai Mi cheered me on from the bed, "Defeat the maid Qin! Let her know how powerful we are! "
After receiving my sister's encouragement, I felt like my limbs were filled with energy and I became very confident in defeating Xiao Qin.
"What, you damned sis-con …" Xiao Qin, who clearly felt the pressure, was forced to take a step back. She rolled her eyes and turned to Ai Mi and said:
"Stop cheering for the wild donkey! If it wasn't for the wild donkey, you would have already been drinking! If I win, I'll let you drink! "
"What?" Ai Mi hesitated for a moment and her arm that was cheering for me stopped in midair. I suddenly felt my arrogance decrease by half.
"Hahahaha, go die!" Xiao Qin didn't let go of this great opportunity. She pressed forward and fiercely hit my abdomen with her elbow, intending to make me lose the ability to fight. I roused my spirit in a split second: I can't lose! In my sister's heart, the older brother must be strong! Whether it's in Ai Mi's heart or in Xiao Qin's heart!
I made a decision and quickly grabbed onto Xiao Qin's clothes. I used my height and weight advantage to not only avoid Xiao Qin's elbow attack, but I also pushed Xiao Qin to the ground.
"Stinky wild donkey, how dare you …"
Xiao Qin clenched her teeth and threw two fists at me, but they were all caught by me since I was already prepared. Her 'End of Descendants' kick was also caught between my legs, so she couldn't unleash its full power.
I pressed Xiao Qin onto the carpet like that. In the eyes of others, the posture might be very inelegant, but I also had a strange feeling of pushing down a boy.
But in the end, it was still very satisfying. Whether it was because Xiao Qin was too drunk and her fighting strength was weakened, or because I relied on my sister's support, in short, I got my revenge two days ago.
"Let go! Let go of me! " Xiao Qin desperately struggled under me. Her face was so red that it almost made people suspect that there was a problem with her blood circulation. "We're both men, but you're so close, it's disgusting!"
"This is your punishment!" I put on a ruffian expression, but I didn't dare to be careless, "If you keep moving, I'll kiss you!"
"You … don't you dare!" Xiao Qin, who thought she was a boy, almost shot out flames from her eyes, but there was a trace of fear in her tone, "If you dare kiss me, I'll bite off your tongue!"
Xiao Qin's memory was indeed messed up when she was drunk. She seemed to remember that I French kissed her for the first time, but she would never admit that she was a girl.
"Success! Hooray! " Ai Mi jumped off the bed and dragged a feather pillow behind her, "The peasant uprising has finally been suppressed! It's the victory of the capitalist and her lackeys again! "
Hey! I don't mind if you call yourself a capitalist, but don't call your own brother a lackey! I only defeated Xiao Qin for a sacred purpose!
"What's the old saying in your celestial empire … I think it's: To beat a drowning dog, step on millions of feet and never let it rise again! Take advantage of his illness! Take this! Pillow Punishment from Madam Ai Mi! "
Without any explanation, she threw the feather pillow at Xiao Qin's face. Since she was pinned down by me, Xiao Qin couldn't resist or dodge. Although Ai Mi couldn't do any damage to Xiao Qin with her strength and weapon, it was still a great humiliation to her.
"You little bastard! How dare you take advantage of me! "Xiao Qin threatened unwillingly," You'll be my lowest ranked concubine from now on! You'll have to serve tea for six other people! "
Huh? Other than Ai Mi, who are the other six people!? Xiao Qin, you must have watched too much 'The Deer and the Cauldron'! You want to marry seven wives like Wei Xiaobao?
"Sorry, the class leader baked some French cookies and told me to bring them over to see if they're to everyone's liking …"
Gong CaiCai walked into room 101 with a disc in her hand. Then she saw me pressing Xiao Qin on the ground with a red face and Ai Mi helping me "subdue" Xiao Qin.
"Ahhhhh, I didn't see anything!!!" Gong CaiCai screamed and ran away. Her plate of cookies also spilled on the carpet, it was a pity.
"Cai Niu, where are you going!" Xiao Qin looked at her back and scolded, "Hurry up and save your husband! It took me a lot of effort to raise your position above Ai Mi's! "
In the end, is Gong Cai also your chick? Xiao Qin, your appetite is pretty big! You've already become Zhuang Ni's love rival! Also, looking at how you don't refuse anyone, maybe Zhuang Ni is also your target!
With Ai Mi's help, I was finally able to handcuff Xiao Qin's hands and feet to the legs of the bed so she couldn't move. Don't ask me where the handcuffs came from, I don't understand why Ai Mi would prepare handcuffs in her drawer.
"Hmph, I was originally planning on using it on the manservant, but the maid Qin got it first."
Huh? Did you want to handcuff me? Ai Mi, what are you planning! We're siblings, even if you handcuffed me, you can't do this to me!
"You're a pair of perverted siblings!" Xiao Qin, who had her freedom restricted, still refused to admit defeat, "If you have the guts, let's fight in an open field!"
"Is there a low life form howling in the room? It sounds really noisy. " The vengeful Ai Mi took out a pair of white cotton underwear from the closet and prepared to use it to stuff Xiao Qin's mouth.
"Hey, isn't that a bit too much!" I frowned.
"Well, it is a bit too much to use such high class underwear to stuff a low life form's mouth." Ai Mi nodded seriously, "But I have no regrets even in my underwear if I can sacrifice myself for the peace of my ears."
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