Xiao Qin hugged the class leader as if she wanted to force the class leader to be her girlfriend to prove she was a man.
Childish! Your way of thinking is still stuck in the 80s! These days, girls can also have girlfriends, just like boys can have boyfriends!
The class leader tried to push Xiao Qin away but failed. I couldn't stand it anymore and said to Xiao Qin:
"Even if you're flat up there, it doesn't mean you're a man! Isn't Chun Ge also flat? Weren't breasts, Adam's apple, and the like known as secondary sexual characteristics in Physiology and Hygiene class? In comparison, the primary sexual characteristics are more important! You don't have … "
I originally wanted to say "You don't have a dick", but since the class leader was present, I changed it to "You don't have that down there!"
The drunk Xiao Qin didn't care about anything else. She opened up a small slit on the waistband of her sports uniform. After a quick glance, she immediately revealed an angry expression:
"Huh? Where did it go! You must've stolen it!! "
Steal my ass! Can that thing be stolen? Or are you talking about the socks you used to pass off as a dick as a child?
In any case, it's not appropriate to leave Xiao Qin, who thinks she's a boy, in public. After the class leader regained her senses and stopped the bike, she gave me a look and suddenly started tickling Xiao Qin's waist. I took the opportunity to grab both of Xiao Qin's hands.
Xiao Qin, who had her hands restrained, tried to resist, but under the effects of alcohol and pressure, she opened her mouth and yawned exaggeratedly. She leaned back and actually fell asleep on the class leader's body.
The class leader and I looked at each other in dismay. We didn't know what to do with Xiao Qin who had a cute smile on her face. We were afraid she would still be as violent as before when she wakes up.
After a bit of discussion, the class leader helped Xiao Qin onto the back seat of the bike. I pushed the bike and we began to move around aimlessly.
"Class leader, do you still have to go to night study later?" I said to the class leader, "Why don't you go back to school first and I'll return the bike after I take care of Xiao Qin."
The class leader shook her head, "Xiao Qin would have fallen if no one supported her from behind. Also, what's going on with her …"
I told her about Xiao Qin's gender dysphoria again. This time, I told her more thoroughly. I even mentioned that when Xiao Qin was a child, she pretended to be a boy and fought with me — — but I didn't say that I was one-sidedly beaten.
"No wonder when I showered at Xiao Qin's house …"
The class leader probably remembered when she first showered at Xiao Qin's house and was forced to look around. At the time, the class leader thought Xiao Qin's gaze was like a boy's, but it was a bit embarrassing to bring it up in front of me, so she stopped halfway.
While they were talking, Xiao Qin, who was lying on the back seat of the bicycle, suddenly woke up. Her wide open eyes clearly indicated that she was pretending to be asleep! What a cunning fellow!
Like an Olympic gymnastic performance, Xiao Qin held the bicycle seat with both hands and used it as a fulcrum. She bent her body and rolled forward, then she jumped in front of the bicycle!
"Humph! They thought I was asleep, but the two of us said so many intimate words … Shameless! "
Xiao Qin said to the class leader and me as if she had caught an adulterous couple.
"How is that intimate words …" I scratched my head.
"Xiao Qin, wake up! You're a girl! "The class leader also shouted.
"Shut up! Fickle! " Xiao Qin pointed at the class leader and used an inconceivable description, "I have to leave to do something, so stay here obediently! You're not allowed to seduce a wild donkey! You're not allowed to wear a green hat! "
Um, there's no reason for the class leader to seduce me, right? Or is it not the class leader's style to seduce me? Also, why do you sound like you already treat the class leader as your wife?
The class leader was naturally embarrassed after being rebuked by Xiao Qin.
"Xiao Qin, calm down. I know a few ways to cure hangovers. Can you come back to school with me? Or you can go to Ye Lin's house. "
The distance from the subway station to school was about the same as my house, or even closer.
"Okay!" Xiao Qin was furious and her eyes turned red, "I just said I was leaving, and you're going to his house with a wild donkey! You're such a promiscuous fellow! Just you wait! I'll go back in a bit to catch you in the act! If I catch you, I'll drown you two in a pig cage! "
Speaking of which, the Little Tyrant really has a traditional mindset. Drowning in a pig cage is an old feudal punishment, but it's still on the tip of her tongue.
She was clearly worried that the class leader and I would 'commit adultery', but Xiao Qin turned around and ran into a narrow alley. I'm not sure what she was in a hurry to do.
"Class leader, you should go back to school." I set off to chase after Xiao Qin while saying to the class leader, "As you can see, Xiao Qin's thoughts are a mess when she's drunk. I'll follow her until she sobers up, it's useless to have too many people."
"That's the only way …" The class leader took the bicycle from my hands and sighed, "I have to go back and maintain the discipline of the night study. Look after Xiao Qin, don't let anything happen to her."
"It's fine." I waved at the class leader to reassure her, "Xiao Qin and I grew up together, so I can roughly understand her actions. Also, I won't let anything happen to Xiao Qin, after all, she's my future stepsister …"
I didn't stop walking even though I said that, and I quickly chased after Xiao Qin's figure.
You'll sweat when you run, and you'll sober up when you sweat. I originally thought that Xiao Qin would quickly return to her 'kind-hearted childhood sweetheart cat maid' after I chased after her.
However, I had a bad premonition when I met a young man who was paralyzed on the ground and almost peed his pants. I asked him what happened, and he told me while trembling that a girl stole a bottle of beer he just bought from a convenience store and almost kicked him in the balls.
What … is going on? Xiao Qin, are you a professor? You little tyrant personality, do you know how to find your own alcohol to maintain your existence?! You transformed for over an hour with two candies. If you drank the entire bottle of beer, then you won't be able to recover your feminine heart today.
I chased after Xiao Qin all the way to the ruins of a demolished building.
Xiao Qin squatted in the middle of the ruins and used a wooden stick to pull away the broken bricks and tiles. Fortunately, she wasn't wearing a skirt, otherwise, she would definitely be exposed.
Looking at the ruins, I couldn't help but think of my childhood. At that time, every summer, the children in the courtyard would catch crickets to fight each other, and the ruins were the best place to catch crickets. You could follow the male crickets' courtship calls and push away the rubble to catch a 'black general'.
The Little Tyrant naturally participated in the cricket war with everyone, but maybe it was because she was impatient, the crickets she caught were not very powerful, so they were defeated by my crickets several times. So, in order to retaliate, she took advantage of when I was not at home and stuffed a stray cat into my house through the window. Then, several of the fierce crickets I raised in the cans were eaten by the stray cat until only their legs were left …
I get angry just thinking about it! What are you doing right now? Are you catching crickets? But it's already autumn! Don't you know the saying: 'The grasshopper of autumn can't jump for more than a few days'!
I suddenly realized that crickets, these black bugs, might also be the 'Vimm' that Xiao Qin was afraid of. But the drunken Xiao Qin awakened the Little Tyrant personality, and even her androphobia was cured without medication (because she thought she was a man), so naturally, Vimm was no longer afraid.
There was no one else besides me and Xiao Qin in this area that only had broken walls left. It was different from the past. Parents no longer trusted their children to come to this kind of place to play dangerous games like catching bugs. Now, children who stayed at home had countless computer games to play.
"Xiao Qin!" I slowly approached her from behind, "Are you done playing? If you're done, then go home! It'll be winter in two days, there won't be any crickets here! "
Xiao Qin didn't listen to me and continued to pry open a large red brick with a wooden stick.
"Who said I was looking for crickets? I was clearly looking for a centipede, I was going to put it in your neck … "
With the unique silly laughter of a drunkard, Xiao Qin picked up a large red and black centipede and walked towards me with an evil expression.
Damn! Even I was a bit scared of such a large centipede! Hurry up and let the centipede go! How worried would its family be when they find out it's missing!
"Don't come over!" I made a defensive posture, "If you really plan on putting the centipede in my clothes, then I won't be polite! I … I'll grab your breasts! Do you believe me? "
"We're both men, so what if you grab my chest? Also, you have to be able to grab it! " Xiao Qin swung the centipede around in her hand without a care. I felt like the centipede was about to cry.
You're right, you're different from Gong CaiCai. Your chest is so small, it's really difficult for me to grab it. At the same time, I have to be careful not to let the centipede fall into my collar.
Ever since I watched the centipede spirit in Journey to the West when I was a child, I've always had a psychological shadow towards centipedes. To me, they were poisonous creatures similar to snakes, but Xiao Qin easily grabbed the centipede's tail. It was as if she had grasped its' weakness', making it unable to fight back or escape.
"Stop! Don't hold that thing! "I stopped Xiao Qin from getting closer," How can a girl hold a centipede! You don't look like a girl at all! "
"Bastard! I'm not even a girl! " Xiao Qin's face was even redder because she drank another bottle of beer. She held the centipede in her right hand and patted her chest with her left hand, "I'm a real man!"
"Man my ass!" I said angrily, "Did you see the bra you're wearing! Would a man wear that! "
Xiao Qin's body trembled, "How … how could that be a bra! It's just because I'm too strong, so the tank top seems small! "
Still refusing to admit reality? It seems like I need to remind Xiao Qin more things.
"Hmph, even if you selectively forgot about things that happened a bit further away, you should still remember what happened this morning, right? Why did you chase that robber this morning? Wasn't it to get my reward? Because if you can gather ten thousand stars, I'll make you my girlfriend again … "
My last sentence made Xiao Qin blush to the point where her face was about to bleed.
"Nonsense! Nonsense! Just how good do you think you are! Even if I take a hundred million steps back, if I really was a girl, I would never fall for you! I wouldn't participate in any star ranking activities and be played by you! "
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