Normally, when people do illegal things, they don't want others to know their identity. For example, they would wear stockings when robbing a bank. But these seven guys who broke into class 3-3 said they were the Dong Shan Seven Heroes from the glorious Dong Shan Mental Hospital.
So they are seven crazy people! You should have seen it when they made their entrance!
But as a group of moral crazy people, the seven of them were like Fang Xin and disdained using the vulgar names their parents gave them. Instead, they used different codenames every time they went on a mission.
For this mission of breaking into the school and taking hostages, someone suggested using "Big Baby, Second Baby, Third Baby, Fourth Baby, all the way to Seventh Baby", but everyone objected.
"Xiao Li, did you watch too much Calabash Brothers? Don't drag us down to your level! Why don't you use the seven sheep from Pleasant Goat as codenames! "
The youngest, Xiao Li, who was 27 or 28 years old, said with grievance, "Although there are seven sheep in Pleasant Goat, including the village chief, the sheep is a female sheep! None of us is a woman … "
"Who said the sheep is a female sheep?" The leader of the Dong Shan Seven Heroes, the white suit, raised his eyebrows, "Sheep Village is filled with sheep, and female sheep don't have horns! The sheep has horns, so it's not a female sheep! At most, it's just a trap that likes to wear women's clothes! "
"But there are no traps among us!" Xiao Li was still unconvinced. At this time, the bearded man who was dragging the gas tank spoke:
"Don't worry about the codenames! Hurry up and tear down the school's public toilet! It's facing my house, it's affecting my family's feng shui! I lost money trading stocks because of this stinky toilet! "
His eyes were blood red, so no one doubted that if his wish wasn't fulfilled, he would not hesitate to use the cigarette in his other hand to detonate the gas tank.
"You didn't take your medicine today, right?" Xiao Li, who was defeated by the codename issue, glared at him, "You wanted to tear down the toilet before you were locked up in the mental hospital! 28 Middle is far away from your house! How could it affect your family's feng shui? "
"What? Aren't we here to tear down the toilet today? " The bearded man had only been admitted to the hospital for a short period of time. Perhaps it was because he had taken mental suppressants, but his memory was not very good. He looked at the man in the white suit in confusion.
"Of course it's not to demolish the toilet!" The white suit said decisively. "We're flying to Hawaii today …"
"Boss, can you not mention Hawaii?" The others said in unison, "Your boss was chosen by rock-paper-scissors. If you continue to be like this, we'll have to play rock-paper-scissors again!"
"Hmph, even if we play rock-paper-scissors again, I will still win!" The white suited uncle said embarrassedly, "Then let's change the plan. Our goal today is to force Ye Lin out and see if the student that Fang Xin always talks about really knows Fang Xin's weakness … then we'll fly to Hawaii!"
The others purposely ignored the last part of the white-suited man's sentence and began to discuss among themselves.
"That's right. Before Fang Xin appeared, we were the rulers of Dong Shan Mental Hospital. All the doctors and nurses revolved around us!"
That's just because your condition is more serious, right? What was there to be proud of?
"In the end, after Fang Xin transferred here, he used the fact that he had a foreign university diploma and knew chaos mathematics to openly teach other patients in the hospital. Even some doctors and nurses were fooled by him. It was a great humiliation!"
"Yeah, ten years ago, the seven of us couldn't even win against Fang Xin. We lost a lot of face in front of our fans …"
"Hey, it wasn't ten years ago, it was ten days ago!"
The person who spoke in front glared at him, "I live like a year in this mortal world, so a day is a year for me. Do you have a problem with that?"
Just as the seven mental patients were having fun arguing, the class leader was the first to evaluate the current situation and the danger the teachers and students faced.
The seven people who barged in were undoubtedly mentally ill. But since the actions of mental patients were unpredictable, they were no less dangerous than the seven terrorists. They must not be rashly provoked.
"Everyone stay where you are." The class leader lowered her voice and said, "Continue doing what you were doing before … Sun Yu! Put down your phone! Now is not the time to call the police! "
At the time, the class leader, teacher Yu, Xiao Qin, Xiong YaoYue, Mu ZhongMing, Loud Mouth, Little Smart, Gong CaiCai, and Sun Yu were trapped in the classroom. A total of nine people. When teacher Yu realized what happened, his face immediately turned pale and he wished he could turn into a butterfly and fly out of the window. He did not play the role of a teacher in charge of calming people down.
You can't blame him. Teacher Yu was a timid person, especially after he was beaten up by a problematic student. Normally, it was Shu Sha who took over his duties as a teacher, and it was even more so during this crisis.
Other than the teacher who was scared out of his wits, most of the other students were calm. Firstly, the mental patients' words and actions were laughable, which greatly reduced their threat. Secondly, there was no lack of extraordinary students among them.
Xiao Qin, who was holding a rag in her hand, calmly said to Xiong YaoYue: "This is bad! Will Ye Lin classmate come and save us? "
Her words made it seem like she was worried, but her expression was not.
"What does a battle between mental patients have to do with Ye Lin?" Xiong YaoYue also ridiculed, "I was planning on participating in team activities after my shift ends!"
Mu ZhongMing, who was supposed to be on duty with me, is a Buddhist. His third uncle is the legitimate successor of the Pure Land Sect's Moke Kasyapa lineage. It could be said that he has a deep connection with Buddhism. He has already seen through life and death, and he is not rejoicing in material things or grieving for himself. At this time, the classroom was already under the control of seven mental patients, but he was still calmly sweeping the floor.
"Everything is empty, Amitabha …" His calmness made the class monitor blush with shame.
Big Mouth and Little Smart were born to be reporters. They were trapped in the classroom as hostages. At first, they were a little scared, but then they realized that the other side was mentally ill, so their gossipy spirit was ignited. One of them began to update her Weibo in real time, and the other began to use X-ray vision to observe the seven people in front of them, trying to find a BL pair that was acceptable.
"What about the white suit and Xiao Li? One with facial paralysis, the other one with an awkward expression … "
Loud Mouth only nodded perfunctorily in response to her gossipy partner's suggestion, then she started updating her Weibo:
"A live broadcast from the people involved! Nine teachers and students are being held hostage by seven mental patients in the classroom, how will the situation develop? "
Loud Mouth didn't expect the first person to reply was Zhuang Ni, who secretly followed her. Although it couldn't be seen from the text, Zhuang Ni, who didn't come to school today, asked in a deranged tone: "Is it true? Is the class leader among the students being held hostage? "
"Of course it's true, you know I never lie on Weibo." Loud Mouth replied, "If it wasn't for the class leader presiding over the situation, I wouldn't have the leisure to post on Weibo … Also, when did you follow me, how come I didn't know?"
"I'll go right away!" Zhuang Ni didn't reply to Loud Mouth's question, it seemed like she grabbed the utility knife and went on her way.
Although there were a lot of calm people, Gong CaiCai couldn't stay calm no matter what. This kind of thing that only happens in movies already scared her soul out of her. It was as if all that was left in her seat was a petrified shell.
The cowardly Sun Yu was also a member of the "uncalm group". He didn't think it through and turned around to call the police. He even naively thought that the mental patients wouldn't see it.
The white suited man brought people into the classroom, locked the door, pushed the table, and made a hostage-taking declaration. The students in the hallway already heard it and naturally someone called the police. Sun Yu wanting to call the police as a hostage was superfluous.
As expected, the mental patient Xiao Li had an ominous glint in his eyes. He rushed forward and grabbed Sun Yu's neck with both hands.
"Don't even think about calling the Avengers! Also, return Mei Yang to me! "
Xiao Li shouted some incomprehensible lines. He strangled Sun Yu until his face turned red, his eyes rolled back, his tongue hung out of his mouth, and he almost fainted. But the moment Sun Yu was about to die, Xiao Li's face suddenly changed. He turned around and started to save Sun Yu while crying out:
"Xiao Qiang, what happened to you Xiao Qiang! You've worked so hard for most of your life, I didn't expect you to die before me … "
This horrifying scene caused the calm people to lose their composure. They thought that the mental patients' thoughts really jumped out of the universe, making it hard to guess what they were thinking.
"Don't hurt anyone!" The white suited man scolded Xiao Li, "You'll drag us down to the level of manic mental patients. We're intelligent mental patients, remember this!"
Next, the white suited man clasped his fingers together and looked around the classroom. He laughed sinisterly:
"As long as you hand Ye Lin over, nothing will happen to you. Otherwise … don't even think about going to Hawaii with me!"
The class leader cautiously maintained a distance of three to four meters from the other party and replied: "Ye Lin didn't come to class today, it's useless even if you hurt us."
"Yes, yes!" Teacher Yu, who was hiding behind the lectern, said in a hopeless manner as he crouched down.
Sun Yu was choked half to death by Xiao Li. He held his neck and laid on the ground, unable to get up. Gong CaiCai, who was sitting next to him, maintained her self-defense petrified state.
At this time, the school's fire alarm went off. It might be a student or teacher in the hallway who wanted to use this method to get everyone out of the building to prevent the gas tank from exploding and causing even more damage.
This was not a groundless worry. Ever since we were promoted to the third floor, our classroom was moved to the third floor. It was not far from the science lab. There were all kinds of chemicals and even hydrogen tanks stored there. If it was affected by an explosion, the consequences would be unimaginable.
The loud alarm and the sound of people running out of the school building seriously agitated the seven mental patients. Xiao Li grabbed the neck of Sun Yu, who had just woken up, and shouted, "What did the pangolin say in the end?!"
After Sun Yu lost consciousness, Xiao Li began to save him again and shouted with a sobbing tone: "Don't die, come back to White Camel Villa with me! Your mom and I are true love! "
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