Actually, a lot of people in the Dong Shan city police force objected to me agreeing to the mental patients' request and risking my life to enter class 3-3.
"Right now there's a teacher and seven students being held hostage, if another student is involved …"
"That's right, we should mobilize the anti-terrorism special forces! Didn't the special forces already train for several years to deal with unexpected situations? "
"The problem is that they're mental patients, not terrorists! Mental patients don't think logically. What if the anti-terrorism special forces don't have experience dealing with mental patients and make them self-destruct? "
Constable Ma's position was the second highest among the police officers present. When he heard I volunteered to save them, he stood his ground and took all the responsibility on himself in order to support my actions.
"Don't think I'm helping you." Constable Ma reminded me, "It's just that I think this is the best solution under the current circumstances — — you seem to have a lot of confidence in convincing those mental patients."
I don't know where my confidence came from, maybe it's because I've seen the highest level mental patients like Fang Xin, so I don't really care about other mental patients anymore.
Turning back to the present, the white-suited man from the Seven Heroes of DongShan asked me on the podium what kind of result Fang Xin wanted to achieve by writing me in a mathematical formula, and how they should use this point to fight back against Fang Xin.
How would I know! It should be some high tech related to chaos mathematics, right? If I knew chaos mathematics, would I still be in middle school?
But now that things had come to this, I had no choice but to use the causal calculation theory of the Church of Scientific Happiness that Professor Bai had told me about.
"Fang Xin believes that as long as he collects enough information, which is the 'reason' of the matter, he can calculate the result of the matter. It's the same for small matters, and it's the same for big matters … I might be the 'reason' for a certain result."
It seems Fang Xin treated me as an indispensable part of defeating Ai ShuQiao and obtaining the greatest benefits. But I can't say this in front of the Dong Shan Seven Heroes, and even if I told them, it probably wouldn't be the answer they want.
"What kind of result does Fang Xin want?" The man in the white suit frowned. "Is he not satisfied with being the ruler of Dongshan Mental Hospital? Does he want to conquer Beijing's Deshengmen, Hubei's Hexagon Pavilion, Liuzhou's Longquan Mountain … to become the King of Mental Illness that dominates the country?"
The places that the man in the white suit listed seemed to be the locations of famous mental hospitals. He really did not understand what was so interesting about the title of "King of Mental Illness".
"Fang Xin wants to become an immortal!" Xiao Qin suddenly blurted out.
"Become an immortal? It's been a long time since someone in our hospital became an immortal … "
The bearded man threw the cigarette butt that was about to burn out onto the ground and stepped on it to extinguish it. He then took a lighter in his left hand and used it as a fuel for the gas tank.
"That's right. 300 years ago, there was indeed someone who reached the Original Infant Stage. However, he failed his Tribulations."
The one who spoke was "Tanghulu, two yuan a skewer".
The man in the white suit snorted with extreme disdain. "I've told that person long ago that it's unreliable to touch the electric gate to ascend. He just didn't believe me, and in the end, he was completely destroyed, wasn't he?"
"Fang Xin is different from them!" Xiao Qin stood up from her seat in an extremely serious manner and said, "Fang Xin learned from the failures of his predecessors and came up with an effective method of ascension! Fang Xin is no longer satisfied with being the King of Mental Illness in the human world. He wants to ascend to the immortal world and become a mental illness that even the Jade Emperor would tremble in fear! "
The class leader, who was racking her brains in order to save everyone, was about to say something when she was interrupted by Xiao Qin's bizarre train of thought.
"Air cushion …" Gong CaiCai still had not recovered from her shock and humiliation. Her method of self-protection that was similar to a scallop was also bizarre.
"I see." The man in the white suit easily accepted Xiao Qin's nonsensical theory, "Then tell me, what role will Ye Lin play on Fang Xin's path to immortality?"
"Ye Lin classmate is one of the four protectors that Fang Xin needs during the immortal ascension ceremony!" Xiao Qin spouted nonsense without any preparation, "Ye Lin classmate's fate belongs to the 'Azure Dragon', so he needs to guard the position of the Azure Dragon in the East when Fang Xin becomes an immortal! Fang Xin will only be able to successfully ascend to immortality if he finds all four protectors! "
"That's good material for a novel …" Little Smart picked up a piece of paper and started writing rapidly.
"I'm hungry …" Loud Mouth now regretted not leaving the classroom earlier.
"I brought snacks!" Xiao Qin very kindly took out some pith skin and gave it to Loud Mouth. Although pith skin can help with digestion and eating it on an empty stomach would make you hungrier, Loud Mouth still happily took it.
"I'm not afraid with food, let's continue watching the show!"
After listening to Xiao Qin's nonsense, the man in the white suit revealed a shocked expression as if he had been enlightened: "So he needs to find protectors! So that guy from Qin City's Second Courtyard was right … "
There was no need to ask to know that it was a mental hospital. It seems like the people with mental illnesses were really passionate about exchanging information on how to become an immortal. It seems like a certain person's theory coincided with Xiao Qin's nonsense.
"Wait! There's something wrong here! " Xiao Li said one word, "If he needs four protectors, then Fang Xin's calculations wouldn't only include Ye Lin's name! Where are the other three? "
"Probably … haven't found them yet?" Teacher Yu replied shakily. As a teacher, he actually joined in such a retarded discussion. The class leader covered her face and sighed.
"Hmph hmph hmph," Xiao Qin coldly snorted three times, then her face darkened. She pointed at "My Life Is Up to Me", "Tanghulu Two Yuan A Skewer", and "Lolicon 3" of the Seven Heroes of Dong Shan.
"They're the three protectors that Fang Xin already found, Black Tortoise, Vermillion Bird, and White Tiger! Ye Lin classmate is the last person Fang Xin needs! And they're the traitors among you!! "
"Nonsense! Why would we help Fang Xin? "
"That's right, there's no benefit in helping Fang Xin!"
"Although it's true that I like White Tiger, being Fang Xin's protector is a different matter!"
Naturally, the three of them refused to admit it.
Xiao Qin was already prepared for this: "Of course there are benefits! As the saying goes: When a man achieves the Dao, his chickens and dogs also ascend to heaven. If they become Fang Xin's protectors, then they can ascend with him! Ye Lin classmate is reluctant to leave the mortal world, so he doesn't want to become Fang Xin's protector and ascend with him! "
"As I thought!!" After Xiao Li heard Xiao Qin's explanation, he was scared witless. He yelled and punched 'Tanghulu Two Yuan a Skewer' to the ground.
"You told me a long time ago that you live your life like a year and you don't want to leave the mortal world, right? So you already agreed to ascend with Fang Xin! Did you forget the oath of undying love? "
No way! I found a homo like Peng TouSi! BL writer Little Smart also expressed that reality was too bizarre and she couldn't accept it!
"How could it be the two of them? They don't make a good couple! They can't be cute at all! "
Xiao Li, who was burning with jealousy, hit 'Tanghulu Two Yuan a Skewer', then beat 'My Life Belongs to Me' until he vomited acid and couldn't get up.
Lolicon No.3's luck was better. At the last moment, Xiao Li made an intermittent face recognition error and knocked out the other accomplice who thought he was Lolicon No.3. Lolicon No.3 ran behind the white suit to hide and finally escaped the disaster.
The person who was mistaken for lolicon # 3 was a pointy skull guy who didn't have a strong sense of existence. Professor Bai accidentally left him out when he sent the information on the Seven Heroes. Later on, he told me that this guy claimed to be 'undying', but he was knocked out by one punch from Xiao Li, so I felt he didn't live up to his name.
The situation suddenly changed. Xiao Qin's nonsense caused an internal conflict among the mental patients. In the blink of an eye, three of them fell to the ground. Only the white-suited man, Xiao Li, lolicon No.3, and the bearded man were left standing.
"Xiao Li, you're too reckless." The white suit sighed, "Although all of you could be traitors other than myself, I originally planned on not bringing any of you to Hawaii after I defeated Fang Xin … but it's a bit early to get rid of all of you …"
"Boss! It's this girl who framed us! "Lolicon # 3 pointed at Xiao Qin with grief and indignation," We didn't rely on Fang Xin! She's slandering us! Don't think I'll let you go just because you're a flat-chested loli … "
At this time, Loud Mouth's confiscated phone rang in the white suit's pocket. The police used this phone to contact the hostage-takers.
"It's almost seven, don't you guys want to eat some food? You can tell me what you want to eat, I'll help you contact a takeout restaurant. "
Constable Ma found out that something happened in the classroom through the tapping device he placed on the soles of my shoes. So he wanted to take advantage of the fact that the other party had lost members and use the excuse of delivering food to sneak into the classroom to see if he could take any action — — although I'm not a roundworm in Constable Ma's stomach, isn't that what happens in movies?
"Okay, I want to eat doggie buns and sweet tofu pudding." The white suit didn't think too much and directly made a request to the police.
"Boss, you're sweet tofu pudding!" Xiao Li was furious, "Tofu pudding can only have salt!"
"I told you not to worry about this." The white suit said in disdain, "Last time, you almost stabbed Doctor Meng with a clothes rack because of the question of whether a ponytail is cute or a ponytail is cute. What's the point?"
"Of course it's a ponytail!" Lolicon # 3 expressed her opinion.
"Nonsense! It's a ponytail! " Xiao Li insisted, "Let's take World of Warcraft as an example. Don't you think a blood elf with a ponytail is cuter than a Draenei with a ponytail?"
Lolicon # 3 said in disgust, "Draenei's breasts are too big, they don't match a ponytail! A blood elf's body is a bit more slender … "
"Who told you about a blood elf?" Xiao Li said angrily, "I'm talking about a blood elf man with a ponytail!"
The four mental patients who were still standing almost started a fight again because of the boring argument. They finally reached a compromise and ordered a pizza takeout set. I'm not sure if it was because the number 'four' reminded them of four ninja turtles.
They didn't order anything for the hostages because they were afraid we would want to go to the bathroom after eating and it would cause more trouble.
Loud Mouth, who felt even hungrier after eating Xiao Qin's fruit peel, expressed her extreme anger. Luckily, she found some soda crackers from Xiong YaoYue's desk, otherwise she would have gone up and fought with the mental patients.
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