Since the 'Dong Shan Seven Heroes' were mostly old men, the youngest Xiao Li was close to 30 years old, so Xiao Qin's androphobia wouldn't be triggered. The only boys the same age as Xiao Qin in the classroom were Sun Yu and Mu ZhongMing, and Sun Yu was already knocked out by Xiao Li.
"If Ye Lin classmate is killed by Fang Xin, then it's all your fault!!"
Xiao Qin angrily yelled at the Dong Shan Seven Heroes.
"Boss, she's right!" Xiao Li scratched his head, "If Ye Lin was killed by Fang Xin on the way here, then wouldn't our efforts be in vain?"
The white suited uncle panicked, but he quickly calmed down. He twirled the non-existent beard on his chin and said:
"Don't worry, I bribed Dr. Feng with the latest website of Grass X Community. He promised to give room 123 Fang Xin more drugs. I'm guessing Fang Xin's mind is already muddled from the overdose and can't interfere with our business!"
"Good job! No wonder you're the boss! I'll worship you for ten years just for this! "
“NB！ You're better than the Virgin Mary's sanitary napkins! "
After the two of them finished flattering him, the bearded man carrying the gas tank suddenly said in shock: "Fang Xin isn't staying in room 123! I'm staying in room 123! No wonder I felt the dosage was higher last night, so it was your fault!! "
He roared and was about to use the cigarette butt in his left hand to burn the white suited uncle, but the white suited uncle blocked it with Lu Xiaofeng's Telepathic Finger.
"What? So you're patient 123? " The white suited uncle said to himself, "No wonder Dr. Feng agreed so readily, he clearly enjoyed listening to Fang Xin's theory of relativity …"
"What do we do now? Xiao Li said anxiously, if this goes on, Ye Lin will be killed by Fang Xin! How about … "
He gritted his teeth and pulled out a fruit knife from his pocket with an ominous glint in his eyes, "How about we make the first move and find Ye Lin now, then kill him before Fang Xin!"
"Hey! Our goal isn't to kill Ye Lin, but to find out Fang Xin's weakness from Ye Lin, right? "Lolicon 03 reminded.
"Then we'll fly to Hawaii." The white suited uncle added in a serious tone.
"Then we'll capture all the flat-chested lolis and bring them to the artificial island." Lolicon 03 didn't want to be left out.
After listening to the illogical conversation, the class leader tried her best to sort out the other party's thoughts and cautiously said:
"Xiao Qin is right. Fang Xin might take advantage of you guys being here to hurt Ye Lin, so you guys should at least send one person out to protect Ye Lin. Why don't you let Mr. Li, who looks like he can fight, go …"
The class leader could tell that Xiao Li was from the fighting faction, and he was carrying a weapon like a fruit knife. If they could lure him away, it would be very helpful in ensuring the safety of the hostages.
"Xiao Li can't go," the man in the white suit flatly refused. "Xiao Li has intermittent facial recognition problems. Sometimes, he can't tell who is who. What if he thinks a dog is Ye Lin and protects it, giving Fang Xin the chance to kill the real Ye Lin? Wouldn't that be a tragedy?"
Damn it, he can't even tell the difference between a dog and me. Xiao Li is no longer someone who has a "human" face recognition disorder! Even if my nickname is Iron Blooded Lone Wolf, there's still a difference between me and a dog!
"Auntie Zhang, why are you here?" Xiao Li, who was clearly ill, stared at the man in the white suit and asked.
The man in the white suit ignored Xiao Li and pulled a non-existent beard from his chin. He squinted his eyes and said:
"If that's the case, then let the police protect Ye Lin for us! To be honest, nine hostages is a bit too much. We can let a few go and let them notify the police that Ye Lin needs protection, then we'll escort Ye Lin here to exchange for the other hostages … "
"I'll stay!" The class leader immediately said, "Please let everyone else go! I'm enough as a hostage! "
The class leader's extremely self-sacrificing speech stimulated Xiao Qin. She probably remembered her "kind-hearted childhood friend cat maid" attribute string and didn't want to lose to the class leader in terms of being a good person, so she also raised her hand and said:
"No, I'll stay! It's enough as long as Ye Lin classmate comes to save me! As the female lead, I have the responsibility to stay until the end! "
Although the term "female lead" was a bit strange, the class leader still felt the taste of friendship when she heard Xiao Qin argue with her over who should stay in the danger zone, even though Xiao Qin didn't think that was the case.
"How can I let you guys pretend to be heroes?" Xiong YaoYue patted her chest in dissatisfaction, "I'm also staying! It's worse than killing me if I have to run to a safe place to wait for the results! "
"We're not leaving either!" Loud Mouth and Little Smart said in unison. One of them was broadcasting live on Weibo and gained a lot of popularity in a short period of time. The other had already taken out a piece of paper and began to plan the outline of a BL novel that would torture the body and heart.
"In my opinion, girls who aren't pretty enough don't need to stay here." The psychopath with the nickname "I control my own fate" extended a finger and pointed at Loud Mouth and Little Smart, "My uncle has insider information. Whether the police sniper fires when they see a hostage-taker has a lot to do with the appearance of the hostage. If the hostage is average, then the probability is 50%. If the hostage is as ugly as Sister Feng, then the sniper will immediately fire and kill both the hostage and the hostage-taker! Not only will they not be held accountable, they will even receive a banner to 'enforce justice'! "
"So that's how it is." Xiao Li nodded, "Looks like you don't even have the qualifications to be a hostage if you're not a beauty!"
"Who said I'm not a beauty!" Loud Mouth slammed the desk in anger and also complained for Little Smart, "As long as I lose a bit of weight and Little Smart gains a bit of weight, then we'll both be beauties! Also, the people of the Tang Dynasty like fat people. If I transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty, I would be Yang Guifei! "" When the Buddha sees the Jade Maiden, he says she is just a bag of skin wrapped in dirty blood and bones! "
Mu ZhongMing fiercely criticized the Appearance Association while sweeping the floor, but Loud Mouth didn't seem to appreciate it.
"By the way, why are these students a bit weird!" Lolicon # 3 said uneasily, "Why do I feel like I haven't left the mental hospital yet …"
"Don't worry, they're just scared silly by us!" The white suit uncle straightened his back. His height made him stand out even more, "I already have an idea of who should stay and who should leave. We should let go of the person most likely to help the police protect Ye Lin. In other words, we should let go of Ye Lin's friend!"
"I, I'm Ye Lin's friend!" Sun Yu who just woke up shamelessly raised his hand and said, "We're very good friends … we even play basketball together!"
He was the one who used public opinion to force me to drink half a bottle of Fu Yan Jie, but he pretended to be my friend in order to live. He was immediately looked down upon by Loud Mouth and the others.
"You're Ye Lin's friend?" The white suit uncle poked Xiao Li with his elbow, "Go! Go see if he has Ye Lin's number on his phone! If he doesn't even have Ye Lin's number, then he's a fake! "
Sun Yu's face immediately changed. Xiao Li quickly snatched Sun Yu's phone and looked through it before reporting: "There's no Ye Lin's number, but there are a lot of girls' names …"
"Hmph, trying to trick us!" The white suit uncle's face darkened. He pointed at Sun Yu and ordered Xiao Li: "Slap his mouth! I hate dishonest people the most! "
Xiao Li, who was nicknamed 'Thousand Hands King Kong', slapped Sun Yu until his face swelled up like a pig's head. He could only lie on the ground and pretend to be dead.
After taking care of Sun Yu, the white suit uncle put his hands behind his back, looked around the classroom and said: "Let me remind you guys, mental patients are not idiots. It's because of our high IQs that we're persecuted by society and locked up for research!"
"That's right." Xiao Li stood next to the white suit uncle like a guard and agreed, "Zhuang Zi said it well: there's only a thin line between a genius and a mental patient. That's why the shortcut to becoming a genius is to become a mental patient! As long as we defeat Fang Xin, we can become the kings of mental patients and become people closer to a genius than Fang Xin! "
Thus, under the white suit uncle's orders, the mental patients began to check the phones of the teachers and students. Anyone who didn't have my number on their phone would be kept as hostages.
Among the people present, other than Sun Yu, teacher Yu, and Mu ZhongMing, the other six people also had my number.
"Huh? I can't believe Ye Lin has such a good relationship with girls! I can't believe all the girls have his number! "Lolicon # 3 seemed to be quite jealous.
Actually, it was just a coincidence. There were definitely more boys than girls in class 3-3 who had my number. Sun Yu and I don't get along, so it's not strange that he didn't have my number. Teacher Yu has always been afraid of problematic students, so he didn't dare to record my number. He was afraid of accidentally dialing it and I would rush over to his house and beat him up. Mu ZhongMing, on the other hand, was enlightened. He could see through appearances and if I called him, he would be able to tell who I was from my number.
As for the girls trapped in the classroom, Loud Mouth and Little Smart had the entire class's number. Xiao Qin, the class leader, Xiong YaoYue, and Gong CaiCai were all familiar with me, so it wasn't strange for them to have my number.
Of course, Xiao Qin didn't let the mental patients touch her phone because I bought her a new one. Xiao Qin only showed them the phone book and expressed that she wouldn't leave no matter what and that she would stay here and wait for me to save her.
Finally, the Seven Heroes of DongShan realized that out of all the people who had my number, the one I talked to the most recently was Xiong YaoYue. Because I asked her to help me ask for a leave of absence this morning. Also, she talked to me a lot because of matters related to Ai Mi or the LOL team.
"Ha, it seems like this guy has the best relationship with Ye Lin … I've decided. Let's let her go and let her notify the police that Ye Lin needs protection and pass on our request to Ye Lin. "
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