While we were waiting for the pizza to arrive, the leader of the Dongshan Seven (there were still four standing), the white suit, came up with a plan to defeat Fang Xin.
"It doesn't matter if Fang Xin needs Ye Lin as a protector to help him become immortal. As long as we kidnap Ye Lin, Fang Xin will definitely come looking for us. At that time, we'll …"
As the white-suited man spoke, he made a killing gesture on his neck.
"Also, if we can force Fang Xin to reveal the secret to becoming immortal, I might be able to become an immortal myself. After that, I'll be able to go to Hawaii whenever I want! Coconut grove and hula dance … here I come! "
Is that all you've got? You did something like becoming an immortal for the sake of sightseeing in Hawaii?
At this moment, the pizza delivery man contacted by the police knocked on the classroom door.
Xiao Li opened the door and let him in. I noticed that the pizza delivery man was actually Constable Ma in disguise.
He didn't hand it over to the other special forces, but took the lead? He was wearing a pizza shop uniform and a red and white cap. It covered his resolute gaze that was used to seeing criminals, but it didn't make Xiao Li suspicious. Xiao Li received the four boxes of pizza.
Not only did the white suit not order for the hostages, they also didn't order for the three that were knocked down. I really don't know why they were saving money for the police.
"Can I have your signature?" Constable Ma took out the delivery receipt and took a step into the classroom, "The pizza has already been paid for, but I need your signature to confirm that the pizza has been delivered to the customer …"
There was a huge loophole in this excuse, real criminals wouldn't even let a delivery man in, but it was very effective against mental patients.
"Okay, I'll sign it!" The white suit rolled up his sleeves, "I'll let you see the skinny golden body that I practiced on Wang Xizhi's Goose Monument!"
"No, let me sign it!" Xiao Li snatched the delivery receipt and said excitedly, "I've always been looking forward to signing for someone! Where's the pen? Why is there only paper and no pen? "
"Sorry, I forgot to bring a pen. It's a good thing this is a school, so everyone should have a pen right?" Constable Ma took another step towards the middle of the classroom and used the brim of his hat to signal the other hostages and me with his eyes.
Among the people present, only the class leader and Gong CaiCai had seen Officer Ma before. The class leader knew that the police had mixed in, so she bit her lips and thought about how to cooperate. Gong CaiCai, who was petrified, had no obvious reaction.
Although Teacher Yu didn't have any impression of Officer Ma, he could tell that he was a policeman. However, he still couldn't stop his body from trembling.
Loud Mouth was focused on eating the soda biscuits on Xiong YaoYue's desk, while Little Smart was staring at Constable Ma, trying to determine if he was the aggressor or the aggressor.
I could tell that Constable Ma didn't have a gun because the other party threatened to explode the gas tank. Let alone a handgun, we should even avoid using a taser.
It looks like they were planning on fighting with their bare hands to take the gas tank from the bearded man. Constable Ma found out that the seven heroes of Dong Shan were having an internal conflict from the bug he placed on the soles of my shoes. Only four of them were still standing, it was a great opportunity to take action.
I had to admit that Constable Ma's judgment was correct. When Constable Ma signaled me with his eyes, I nodded at him, indicating that I would assist him if he made a move. We had to subdue the four criminals in the shortest amount of time.
Constable Ma has been fighting on the frontlines with drug crimes all year round, so his marksmanship and close combat skills aren't bad. At least, he can't be compared to a mental patient who dreams of becoming immortal. Xiao Qin and I aren't vegetarians either. As soon as I make a move, Xiao Qin will immediately follow. Also, the class leader might use a flying device to help, so it can be said that taking care of a mental patient is only a matter of seconds.
Right when Xiao Li borrowed a pen from the class leader and signed the name 'Li Zongren' on the receipt, lolicon # 3 suddenly exclaimed: "This doesn't smell right!"
"It doesn't smell right?" The white-suited man who already had a quarter of the pizza stuffed in his mouth stopped chewing, "Is there poison in it?"
"There's no poison in the pizza." lolicon # 3 pointed at Constable Ma, "I'm talking about the smell on his body! He's a police officer! I can smell it from the smell! "
This completely disrupted Constable Ma's plans, and my plan to assist from the side was also ruined.
"How do you know?" Constable Ma, who was blocked by Xiao Li in front of the bearded man, threw his employee hat on the ground and stopped pretending to be a delivery boy.
"Hmph, don't look down on us." lolicon # 3 leaned back and said with a big belly, "For us lolicons, the first thing we have to be careful of is the loli's parents, then the police! I can smell your smell from two miles away! "
"Teacher!" Xiao Qin raised her hand again when the situation was extremely urgent, "I want to go to the washroom! Can you let me go? I can't hold it in anymore! "
The teacher Xiao Qin was talking about was clearly not the homeroom teacher Yu, but the white-suited man who was standing behind the lectern.
The white-suited man seemed to really like being called teacher. When he saw Xiao Qin hurriedly asking for leave to go to the washroom, he probably had the illusion that he was actually a teacher, so he nodded and said:
"Okay, hurry up and come back before I point out the important points."
"No — — We can't let her go!" Lolicon # 3 stopped him with a long voice, "Even students who ask for leave to go to the washroom in class might not be able to come back before the class ends, let alone someone who's a hostage. If she really can't help it, then let her use this bucket in the classroom! I don't mind watching a loli go to the washroom, hehehe … "
"You're all perverts! Let me go to the washroom! " Xiao Qin jumped up from her seat like a helpless girl and rushed towards the classroom door that wasn't closed yet because Constable Ma entered.
"How can I let you go!" Xiao Li subconsciously went to intercept her, which gave Constable Ma a chance to take action.
In order to eat pizza with his free hand, the bearded man put the lighter in his left hand back into his pocket. Constable Ma didn't care about the others and rushed towards the bearded man. His target was obviously the gas can in his right hand.
Xiao Qin didn't really want to go to the washroom, she was just trying to create chaos. She was blocked by Xiao Li, but she didn't panic. Instead, she pointed at lolicon # 3 and said to Xiao Li: "Look! Aliens! "
"What?" This kind of trick that was meant to trick children actually worked on Lee. Lee, who suffered from intermittent facial recognition disorder, seemed to really treat the lolicon 03 as a detestable alien invader.
While Xiao Li was distracted, Xiao Qin jumped up and chopped the back of Xiao Li's neck. Xiao Li made a weird "quack" sound and fell to the ground.
"Everyone run!" After killing Xiao Li, Xiao Qin opened the classroom door and called out to the teachers and students who were sitting in the front row as hostages.
"Ah!" Xiao Qin's nose was suddenly hit by a piece of chalk. Constable Ma was also hit in the corner of his eye by a piece of chalk that was thrown from the same direction. The operation to snatch the gas can failed.
"How dare you run around in the classroom during class time! And you're even yelling! " The man in the white suit held three pieces of chalk between his fingers and made a wolverine shape. He said angrily, "Sit back down, this year's students are the worst I've ever taught!"
Mr. Yu saw Xiao Qin open the door and wanted to run outside with everyone, but he was scared back by the man in the white suit.
"No … no one can take away my gas can!" The bearded man swallowed the pizza in a few bites, took out a lighter and lit it up. His other hand was tightly pressed on the gas can's valve.
Although Xiao Li was knocked down, Bai Xi used two pieces of chalk in a split second to salvage the situation. As long as the bearded man could detonate the gas can at any time, they still had the upper hand.
Xiao Li was super tenacious. After taking a chop from Xiao Qin, he was able to stand up in a few minutes. However, he had temporary amnesia and couldn't remember who hit him.
"My neck hurts … Did I sleep too much last night?" He muttered to himself.
This is too illogical! Can a mentally ill person transfer the vital points of the body to another place like in wuxia novels? In the ancient wuxia movie "Eagle Claw and Iron Skin", the big boss transferred the "vital point" of Iron Skin to his testicles. Where did you transfer your vital point to? To your anus?
It was quite a pity that Constable Ma's surprise attack failed due to the opportunity Xiao Qin created.
If I could attack at the same time, even if the white-suited man's chalk throwing skills were not inferior to any of the teachers, we would have already won.
The person who prevented me from attacking in time was Xiao Qin.
When she ran from my right to go to the toilet, she purposely flipped her chair next to my feet. This was probably because Xiao Qin predicted that Constable Ma would use the opportunity he created to attack the criminals. If Constable Ma succeeded, I wouldn't have to take the risk.
The bearded man has a gas tank and Xiao Li has a fruit knife, so there's a chance of getting hurt if I get close to them. What Xiao Qin did today was undoubtedly a good deed, but she still had her own selfish motives. She wanted Constable Ma (or even herself) to take the risk for me, hoping that things could be solved without me doing anything.
But she didn't expect the white-suited man to be an expert at throwing chalk. Since my attack was hindered by the chair next to my feet, the mission ended in failure. Moreover, it made the bearded man even more agitated.
Xiao Qin wiped the chalk dust off the tip of her nose, but she didn't wipe it clean. Instead, she made herself look like a dirty cat. She looked at me apologetically as if she was saying 'I'm sorry'.
Although it was a bit regretful that my counterattack failed, I didn't want to blame Xiao Qin who was already trying her best. She purposely created obstacles for me to attack because she didn't want me to get injured.
"This flat-chested loli knows Kung Fu!" Lolicon # 3 yelled, "I hate these types of settings! If all the lolis in the world knew Kung Fu, then how would lolicons like us survive! "
"Then tie her up," the man in the white suit said calmly. "Use the pizza box's packaging rope."
"Don't touch Xiao Qin!" His suggestion made me angry. I can't let Xiao Qin get hurt in front of me no matter if she's my childhood friend, my sworn sister, or a cat maid.
"Didn't you guys want to use me to lure Fang Xin out? I'll go with you! The other hostages can stay in the classroom, they're useless to you anyway! "
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