In one of Guo Degang's "Three Vulgarities" crosstalk routines, he said that one day, he accepted the "special service" of a girl who was washing his hair, and they went to a hotel together. Just as everyone was getting excited, he changed the topic. "The next morning …"
Guo Degang's partner, Yu Qian, immediately disagreed, "Don't talk about the next morning! Just talk about what happened that night! "
Everyone in the audience (including me in front of the computer) hated Guo Degang's method of whetting people's appetites, there were even people who shouted the revolutionary slogan "Guo Degang get out of Deyun Society" after hearing the crosstalk.
That's right, let's get back to business. Speaking of which, Su Qiao and I started contacting Granny Su the next morning.
Since I had too many things on my schedule today, I didn't go to school. I called Winnie and asked her to help me ask for a leave, the reason was that I stayed up too late at the internet cafe and needed to sleep. Winnie understood and agreed, she said she often does this kind of thing.
At 9: 00 AM, I got in touch with Grandma Su. When she learned that her granddaughter had been rescued, she was overjoyed. She asked for our location and hurried over to us.
Su Qiao's underwear was already dry enough to be worn (I really missed out on using the air conditioner in early autumn …).
Seeing her underwear being hung on the air conditioner vent and being blown back and forth by the hot air, it was undoubtedly another shameful play for Su Qiao.
"Now … can you let me go?" Su Qiao, who was unable to move on my bed, requested with a depressed voice.
I, who was already dressed, sat cross-legged on Su Qiao's bed.
"Do you dare to do it next time?" I asked aggressively.
"No …" Su Qiao, who didn't wear a qipao or underwear like I told her last night, replied while lying on the bed.
"Hmph, if you really calm down, then I'll let you go and pretend last night never happened."
"It's not that I'm not calm …" Su Qiao still wanted to retort, but I glared at her.
Speaking of which, the weather this morning was pretty good! The sky was clear, the sun was shining brightly, it was the perfect time for sea bass to get fat in autumn …
What? You guys aren't interested in sea bass? You guys also want to know what happened last night like Yu Qian? Why are you guys so vulgar!? Why should she learn from Yu Qian's commoner mentality and not Guo Degang's noble character and unquestionable integrity? They were both crosstalk performers, so how could their realms be so far apart!
Fine, since you guys are asking so sincerely, then I'll tell you: I only tied Su Qiao up tonight.
Hey! Don't show your excitement on your face! Why are you all acting like Yu Qian? I only tied Su Qiao up, I didn't do SM with her.
To be honest, I almost lost control last night. If it wasn't for the viral heart disease, I would have already pushed Su Qiao down.
But as my lust surged, I felt like my heart couldn't take it anymore. Sure enough, making love isn't fighting (Although Western porn is a lot like fighting). Even a master fighter can't control it as he pleases. If I don't care about anything and get on top of him, there's a high chance I'll die.
Another reason was that the surrounding darkness and silence made me suddenly think: It should be past midnight now, right? If it's past midnight, wouldn't the number of questions for the [Heartbeat Quiz] refresh? Xiao Qin, the class leader, and Gong CaiCai, who should I ask this time, and what questions should I ask?
I calmed down when I thought of this. If I did something with Su Qiao, I'm afraid I wouldn't be in the mood to play this virtual quiz game anymore. I would also feel uncomfortable in front of a real person.
That's why when Su Qiao was tricked by me and left my side to put on a qipao, I suddenly attacked from behind. I used my blanket to cover Su Qiao's body, tied a knot, and threw it on my bed.
In order to not make any mistakes, I turned on the bedside lamp to get rid of some of the darkness. So even if I knew I shouldn't look at indecent things, Su Qiao's naked back was still in front of me.
Under the dim yellow light, the contortionist girl's naked back was slender yet supple. Her fair skin was flushed, and the curve of her waist and buttocks was inconceivably curved, making people want to get close to her from behind.
I was tempted by this back and almost gave up on my original plan to push Su Qiao onto the floor and ravage her.
But my heart started palpitating at that moment and it rang an alarm bell.
No! With heart disease as a limiter, I can only be the beast Liu Xiahui!
Su Qiao, who wasn't prepared, wasn't sure what happened at first. Her scream even contained a hint of joy. It wasn't until I tied her up with a blanket and threw her onto the bed that she realized I used this method to reject her.
"So I don't even have the qualifications?" Su Qiao bit her lips in despair and the tear mole under her left eye became even more miserable.
"It's not that you don't have the qualifications, it's that no one has the qualifications!" In order to not hurt Su Qiao's pride, I slightly raised my voice and said, "Do you know I'm a martial artist? I'm currently practicing a special type of martial arts! The first line of the martial arts manual says: If you want to practice martial arts, you must first castrate yourself … no, you can't have sex! Otherwise, it would be a waste! Do you want all my previous efforts to go to waste? You must have been sent by my enemies to break my martial arts! "
"Why didn't you say that earlier …" Su Qiao was a bit dumbfounded.
I became rude and unreasonable, "Why should I tell you! There are a lot of things you don't know about me, do I have an obligation to tell you all of them! "
"Yes, yes …" She nodded in a hurry as if she was used to people being mean to her.
After scolding Su Qiao and making her give up on her plan to attack me, I was still worried, so I didn't untie Su Qiao and let her stay tied up for the entire night.
I switched beds with Su Qiao and slept on her bed for the rest of the night.
The next morning, Su Qiao asked me with a blushing face if I could untie her. She wanted to go to the washroom, but I felt like she wouldn't dare to play any more tricks, so I threw her the underwear that was dried by the air conditioner. Then, I turned around and let her put on her clothes before going to the washroom.
Taking advantage of Su Qiao going to the washroom, I called Grandma Su and it finally went through.
It took about half an hour to drive from Grandma Su's place to the hotel where Su Qiao and I were staying. During this half an hour, Su Qiao and I had a conversation after getting dressed.
"You don't need to know what kind of evil martial arts I practice, but I can't have sex right now! Also, you have more important things to take care of right now, right? Don't you want to get rid of your bad conditioned reflex? "
"Is … is it possible to get rid of it?" Su Qiao sat in front of me and put her fist on her lower lip as if she wasn't very confident.
"Where there's a will, there's a way! Let's wait until your grandma comes, then the three of us can discuss it together! "
Although Grandma Su was very old, it was like she had three legs with a cane, so she didn't walk slower than young people. It only took her 25 minutes to find the hotel and knocked on our room door.
"Grandma!" After the door opened, Su Qiao rushed up with tears in her eyes and tightly hugged Grandma Su.
Although Grandma Su had the air of a senior in martial arts, she couldn't help but feel moved when she was hugged by her granddaughter. Her eyes became moist and she patted Su Qiao's back to comfort her.
After witnessing the reunion of the grandmother and granddaughter, I briefly recounted the rescue process last night, of course, I skipped over the interlude between Su Qiao and me in the hotel.
"What happened?" Grandma Su clasped her fingers on the wooden cane, "I thought it would take a lot of effort, but you only persisted a bit with your mother and my granddaughter was released?"
While saying that, Grandma Su looked up and down at Su Qiao who was wearing a cheongsam, making Su Qiao feel a bit embarrassed.
At this moment, Su Qiao and I were each sitting on a bed, Grandma Su was sitting on a chair in front of the TV, the three of us were arranged in a triangular formation.
"They let you go that easily …" Grandma Su's eyes flashed, then she asked in a shocking manner: "Did Ai ShuQiao send people to gang rape you?"
"No, no!" Su Qiao denied with a red face, "I was forced to practice jiujitsu in preparation to give it to a bad guy as a present, but no man touched me! Luckily, Ye Lin saved me in time … "
"You're not allowed to lie in front of grandma!" Grandma Su's gaze seemed to unintentionally fall on me, then quickly moved back to Su Qiao, "Why do I feel like you already have a man?"
"I really didn't …" Su Qiao lowered her head and knew she couldn't explain.
Now, I can finally be glad that I didn't go crazy with Su Qiao last night. If I did, there was a chance I would have died, and I wouldn't have the face to talk to Grandma Su today.
Without further ado, I told Grandma Su about what happened to Su Qiao in the past two months, especially about how Marian trained her to have super H reflexes.
Of course, since it was embarrassing, I only started the story. Then I left the room and went to the hallway so Su Qiao could personally tell Grandma the details.
Ten minutes later, Grandma Su called my name through the door to let me in. The two of them already had a decision on their next step.
First of all, Grandma Su wanted to thank me for saving her granddaughter. I hurriedly said, "I don't deserve it. I can't accept such a senior's salute. It will shorten my lifespan."
Afterwards, Grandma Su planned on contacting Su Qiao's parents and telling them that their daughter was found, but they weren't allowed to meet her in Dong Shan city. She used the excuse that Su Qiao was tricked into a multi-level marketing organization and contracted bird flu. She needed to be isolated and could only be contacted by phone.
Using the bird flu lie to stall for time would obviously be used to reverse discipline Su Qiao. Grandma Su said she was confident she could correct her granddaughter. Grandma Su, who had the skill of using silver needles to extort confessions, apparently had a special method of discipline. Even if it didn't work on Su Qiao, she could still try to kidnap Marian, who was training Su Qiao. If Marian didn't agree, then she would use silver needles on her.
Because of the above reasons, Grandma Su would have to stay in Dong Shan city with Su Qiao for a while. The two of them would have to live together in a rented apartment.
"Grandma Su, how do you plan on curing Su Qiao's problem?"
I asked the confident Grandma Su in a low voice while Su Qiao was on the phone with her parents.
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