"You're staying over?" I said to Xiao Qin with a frown, "School officially starts tomorrow and you left your backpack at home. Is it okay if you don't have any textbooks to read tomorrow?"
Xiao Qin put her index fingers together, slightly lowered her head, and secretly looked up at me.
"I left some of the textbooks in the third year in the classroom. If I don't have any, I can borrow Ye Lin classmate's textbooks … childhood friends should have the right to borrow textbooks, right?"
"That's true …" I scratched my head.
"Also, Ye Lin classmate's house is closer to school, so if I stay over, I can wake up later tomorrow morning and I don't have to squeeze the subway … childhood friends should have the right to stay over, right?"
I interrupted Xiao Qin, "Is it just purely staying over?"
"Of course!" Xiao Qin said strangely, "Is Ye Lin classmate expecting me to do something else?"
I was still worried, "Do you promise you'll stay at my house and just sleep?"
"I promise!" Xiao Qin extended her hand like she joined the Communist Youth League, "If Ye Lin classmate is worried, you can monitor me from the side! If I don't sleep well, then Ye Lin classmate can do whatever you want to me … "
Who wants to look at your sleeping posture! I'll definitely sleep in separate rooms with you! Today, our parents are most likely going to sleep together. If I sleep together with you, there will be a tragedy in the human world!
"Then you can sleep in the big room …" I was halfway through my sentence when I suddenly remembered the big room was filled with adult toys, especially the silicone dolls. It would be too embarrassing if Xiao Qin found out.
"You can sleep in my room! I'll sleep in the big room! "I could only change it to this arrangement.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … I love the smell of Ye Lin classmate's room!" Xiao Qin excitedly spread her arms and made a 'victory' gesture.
"As your childhood friend, I'll definitely sleep and not disturb you!"
She promised with sincerity.
"But, but …" She licked her lips with a red face, "I won't lock the door. If Ye Lin classmate wants to come in and have a heart-to-heart talk, you're welcome! You can come in without knocking! "
Is she inviting me to do a night raid on you? Who would do something like that! Right now, I'm treating you as my sworn sister and disciplining you! And because of my heart disease, I can only hold on for three minutes!
Eh? Heart disease doesn't seem to have much to do with this. Why would I suddenly think of heart disease? This was truly a riddle that was hard to solve!
"As for the door lock, make sure you lock it properly! I won't talk to you in the middle of the night! And you're not allowed to come looking for me! Otherwise, I'll deduct your stars! "
"Ye Lin classmate is so cunning, he always uses stars to threaten me …" Xiao Qin pouted, "Do I need to use stars to talk to Ye Lin classmate? Talking to each other to relieve boredom should be the right of childhood friends, right? "
I said angrily, "That's during the day, not at midnight! Furthermore, both of them are wearing clothes! "
"What? Does Ye Lin classmate want me to talk to you naked? "Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised," Ye Lin classmate is too perverted! Even his nostrils were getting bigger! I obviously don't know how to do that kind of thing anymore … "
"You really don't know how to do it?" I asked doubtfully.
"Really!" Xiao Qin looked at me with clear eyes, as if she was determined to change for the better, "Stripping naked to look for Ye Lin classmate is too shameful! I would only leave the door unlocked and wait for Ye Lin classmate on the bed! I would never shamelessly strip naked, I would wear some warm clothes like a virtuous lady! "
I had an ominous premonition: "Although we don't have to turn on the air conditioner every day, the weather is still hot. Why would you wear warm clothes when you sleep?"
Xiao Qin blinked innocently, "I'm afraid of catching a cold, so I still have to wear socks. As for the other clothes …"
So you're saying that when you 'didn't strip naked', you only used a pair of socks to keep up appearances! It would be better to strip naked normally! Just by imagining that scene in his mind, he could already smell a hint of obscenity!
Even so, I still let Xiao Qin stay at our house.
I admit that Xiao Qin's words made my thoughts run wild and made my thoughts impure, but I had to rely on my own willpower to pass this test.
Xiao Qin was right about one thing, staying at each other's homes is indeed the right of childhood friends.
Also, if my dad and Auntie Ren get married, I would have to live under the same roof with Xiao Qin every day. If I find out that Xiao Qin sleeps without locking the door, then there will be many more opportunities in the future.
In order to prevent me from doing those things in the future, I have to start training hard and build up my endurance — — I really put a lot of thought into this!
So even though the night was filled with danger, it was still a peaceful night.
I don't know if it was because Xiao Qin waited too long for me, or if it was because sleeping on my bed made her feel at ease, but she was lazing around in bed the next morning.
"Wake up! The sun is shining on your butt! Hurry up and eat breakfast! "
I banged on the door from outside the room.
"Woo!" Xiao Qin suddenly woke up, then she wailed: "I actually woke up later than Ye Lin classmate! I'm so lazy, Ye Lin classmate will dislike me! "
"I won't dislike you! Hurry up and put on your clothes! I already heated up breakfast! Let's go to school after breakfast! "
"I, I can't believe I let Ye Lin classmate prepare breakfast for me …" Xiao Qin seemed to be complaining while kneeling on the bed, "I'm such a failed childhood friend, I have to work harder in the future!"
After a messy morning preparation, Xiao Qin and I walked to school together.
The mahjong auntie who lives above us usually goes to the morning market to buy groceries. When she came downstairs today, she just happened to see me walking out with Xiao Qin.
The mahjong auntie was shocked, she looked at me as if I did everything with Xiao Qin last night.
Although Xiao Qin doesn't have 'aunt-phobia', the other person's gaze was really scary. So Xiao Qin hid behind me like a little bird, hoping for my protection.
I was worried that the auntie would spread gossip, so I took the initiative to explain: "My classmate missed the last bus yesterday, so he's staying at our house — — Dong Shan city's public transportation system sucks!"
"Exactly!" The auntie absent-mindedly agreed, "A lot of public transportation doesn't even have change …"
I didn't say half a sentence about the public transportation system, then I changed the topic and stared at Xiao Qin and asked: "Daughter, aren't your parents worried that you're staying at a male classmate's house?"
"I'm not worried!" In order to get rid of the rumors, I lied: "We're both men, what could go wrong living at a classmate's house? He's just a bit more delicate! "
"What?" The mahjong auntie's jaw almost dropped to the ground, she pointed at Xiao Qin behind me and asked: "You're saying he's a man? How is that possible? My eyes aren't blind yet! "
"Why not?" I pointed at her chest confidently, "Have you ever seen a girl with a chest as flat as this? Do you have the right to call yourself a girl with such a flat chest? "
28 Middle's spring and autumn uniform was already on the large side, so Xiao Qin's curves were even less obvious when she wore the uniform. The slight bulge in front of her chest was also completely covered.
The mahjong auntie furrowed her brows and was skeptical. My brain spasmed and I directly reached out and patted Xiao Qin's chest twice to prove that there was nothing under her clothes.
"Wugu …" Xiao Qin made a strange muffled sound and looked at me with a wronged expression.
After I reached out and patted her, I realized I was acting like a pervert. The indistinct feeling left a deep impression on me and it was hard to get rid of it.
"Oh, so it's a guy …" The mahjong auntie finally believed it, "I really can't keep up with the times, I can't believe there are guys this handsome …"
She muttered as she went downstairs.
Xiao Qin stood there with a red face and didn't move for a long time before she finally said:
"Ye Lin classmate hurt my self-esteem, shouldn't you give me a few stars as compensation?"
I felt guilty and could only agree: "I'll give you 3 silver stars, that way you'll have 4 gold stars. If you get 1 gold star, I'll buy you a new phone …"
"Actually … I don't dislike Ye Lin classmate touching me …"
Xiao Qin was afraid I would misunderstand, so she explained: "But it hurts me to say that I'm a man without breasts …"
"Um … I'm afraid auntie will spread rumors and it won't be good for your reputation!"
"I understand, Ye Lin classmate is doing it for my own good." Xiao Qin nodded, "Also, I hope Ye Lin classmate can continue holding breast touching for stars …"
Who would hold such an unscrupulous event! I gave you three Silver Stars just now as an apology, not as a reward for touching your breasts!
If others heard our conversation, especially when I said I would buy you a new phone … they might think I was making a money and body transaction with you!
But I still miscalculated. What I didn't expect was that although I saved Xiao Qin's reputation by lying that she was a man, I inexplicably gained a nickname.
— — 'Exploding Chrysanthemum Demon'.
Oh my god! Mahjong auntie, how do you gossip! What kind of gossipy woman would twist the phrase "staying a delicate male classmate" into "bursting a male classmate's chrysanthemum"!
This nickname spread like wildfire. In addition to the rumor that I had AIDS spread by Tang Jiang, it made all the hooligans on the streets walk around me. They were afraid I would drag them into an alley and directly burst their chrysanthemums if I didn't like them.
Later, mahjong auntie finally found out Xiao Qin was a girl, so she ran over to ask me why I lied. Since the nickname 'Chrysanthemum Demon' had already spread, I felt like there was no point in correcting it.
"Um … the one you saw last time was a boy, they were twins!"
Not long after, the hoodlums began to spread the rumor that I was the number one sex fiend in Dong Shan city. The incident of an older woman being raped by Da Ning River, and the incident of a drunk middle-aged man being groped on the street, were all done by me.
Thus they came to a consensus: Guard against fire, theft, and guard against Ye Lin. You can't have a conflict with Ye Lin alone. Otherwise, even if you get hurt, you might get your chrysanthemum. He might even take revenge and rape your entire family, even your old sow.
Who has such strong tastes! Who's the 'bisexual AIDS chrysanthemum demon'! Why are you guys hiding from me! The last time I stopped a hooligan to tell him the truth, he was so scared that he almost peed his pants.
"Brother Ye, please let me go! I have hemorrhoids! "
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