"That's … that's great!"
Xiao Qin suddenly popped out when all the male parents on the field were stunned by the class leader's mother.
Eh? Did you find out that the class leader's mother is too beautiful, so you're mentally unstable? No! I still have to take you to the Church of Scientific Happiness and deal with their crazy leader! What's wrong with you being crazy first!
"The class leader's mother's breasts … aren't as big as my mom's! It looks like the class leader's lead is only temporary, I'll definitely catch up in the future! "
Xiao Qin mustered up her confidence.
So you were just looking at her breasts! Pervert! I didn't even look at the class leader's mother's breasts! A picturesque beauty was instantly ruined by the words "Her breasts aren't as big as my mother's"! You must be doing it on purpose! You must be doing it on purpose!
Because of what Xiao Qin said, when I looked at the class leader's mother, my gaze would subconsciously wander to her breasts. At the same time, I would recall the size of Auntie Ren's bra in his backpack when he fought the panty thief …
I'm already a complete pervert! It's fine if you fantasize about a female classmate, but you're actually fantasizing about a female classmate's mother! Xiao Qin, it's all your fault! Give me back my pure admiration mode!
"Are you only looking at her breasts, but not her temperament?" I couldn't help but question Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin looked up at the sky, "Aren't you satisfied with just having breasts? What's temperament? Is it edible? "
Who's life is only about breasts! You're definitely jealous! Just like the other female parents on the field who are jealous of the class leader's mother's beauty!
In any case, my wish of meeting the class leader's mother has already been achieved. I pulled Xiao Qin and walked against the crowd of parents out of the school gates.
Auntie Ren will also be here in a while. If I can't help but compare whose breasts are bigger and get caught by the class leader in the process … my life will end at the age of 14.
If I think about it carefully, the class leader's mother doesn't have any important role in my current mission list. I only wanted to meet her to satisfy my curiosity.
My current task list is:
I had to save Ai Mi from Ai ShuQiao's clutches, help my dad and Auntie Ren get married, and protect myself from dying from a heart attack or some other reason. In order to complete this, I received a side mission, which was to infiltrate the Scientific of Happiness, steal their causal calculation program, and provide blood samples for Ai ShuQiao to do research on.
If I died, it would be a huge blow to Xiao Qin and Ai Mi. Although the class leader threatened to kill me with a shotgun, she would probably feel regretful if I didn't die by her hands.
Currently, the second goal is to facilitate my dad and Auntie Ren's marriage. After a series of events, their relationship is a bit delicate. Today, they will be sitting next to each other, so it's another great opportunity to warm up their relationship.
With good wishes in my heart, I asked Xiao Qin if she wanted to come to my house today.
"Why don't you and I prepare dinner together? Then, after our parents are done with the parent-teacher conference, we will let them come over and have a taste of our cooking! "
Xiao Qin was overjoyed and agreed. She went with me to a nearby supermarket to buy a lot of semi-finished products. We even bumped into Ai Mi who was sneaking out to buy chips.
"Huh? Damned manservant, what are you and maid Qin doing? " Ai Mi crossed her arms in front of her chest and mischievously said, "You guys are definitely planning to do something bad since you guys are sneaking around!"
"Why would I?" Xiao Qin stepped forward and rubbed Ai Mi's head. She enjoyed the feeling of her soft blonde hair, "I'm now a kind-hearted childhood sweetheart cat maid! I never do bad things! If sister Ai Mi needs any help, just tell me! I will help you even if it means risking my life! "
Ai Mi twisted her neck and broke free from Xiao Qin's touch, "Hmph! I can't be bothered to accept a lowly life like yours! "
Then she pointed to the top of the shelf with her eyes, "Bring down the chips on the top for me! Do it with honor and gratitude! "
I always suspected that the tallyman at this Wal-Mart had a grudge against Ai Mi. He always put Ai Mi's favorite brand of chips on the highest shelf, so Ai Mi couldn't reach it even if she crossed her legs.
Even Xiao Qin had to stand on her tiptoes to get a can of chips for Ai Mi.
On the surface, Ai Mi was' not too interested 'and' reluctantly 'accepting it. Actually, I understood the excitement in her heart. That kind of pleasure was similar to a boy downloading an AV behind his parents' back.
After holding the chips in her arms like a treasure, Ai Mi was still staring at Xiao Qin and me, as if we had something we should do that we didn't finish.
"Is one can of chips not enough?" I asked with a smile, then I reached out to get more chips for Ai Mi. I didn't have to cross my legs at all and handed it over one in each hand.
Xiao Qin had a disappointed expression and muttered:
"It was taken by Ye Lin classmate. Otherwise, one can of chips would be one silver star, and three cans would be three silver stars. In the future, I would just have to give sister Ai Mi chips every day …"
Stop dreaming! Helping Ai Mi get the chips is a piece of cake! Even if it's to encourage you, it's already good enough to give you one silver star! It's not good to eat chips every day! If you give Ai Mi chips every day, I'll deduct your stars!
In any case, Xiao Qin's star ranking became ★ ★ ★ ☆.
I suddenly thought of something and asked Ai Mi: "Is Qing Zi Academy not having a parent-teacher conference today?"
"Of course!" Ai Mi directly tore open the sealed foil of the chips and began to eat unscrupulously in front of the tallyman.
"Peng TouSi went to the parent-teacher conference for me, that's why I had the chance to escape to buy chips … Usually, Winnie runs errands for me, but I don't know where she went today, she didn't even turn on her phone …"
Huh? Is Winnie worried about the parent-teacher conference? Is it because she's not sure if her parents will go to the parent-teacher conference for her, and she's even more worried that her parents will argue at the parent-teacher conference and she'll lose face?
I can temporarily be at ease. Thanks to Xiao Qin's efforts, Father Xiong and Mother Xiong should be able to control themselves today and won't make a scene a second time.
Ai Mi ignored the supermarket staff and other customers' gazes and continued to stuff chips into her cherry mouth.
"That useless Forced Rabbit. I originally wanted to order him to buy potato chips, but he was almost picked up by a homeless man and brought back to sell as scrap. Then, he shot an anesthetic needle at the man and knocked him out. It wasn't easy to settle the matter …"
Not long after, Ai Mi finished the first can of chips. She casually threw the empty can on the ground and had no intention of taking it to the cashier to pay the bill.
"Hey!" I stopped her, "It's very uncivilized for you to eat chips in the supermarket! You can't just casually throw away an empty can of chips! You still have to use this when you pay the bill … "
"I came out in a hurry, so I didn't bring any money."
Ai Mi said lightly, then she opened the second can of chips and continued to eat without changing her expression.
"Why did you come to the supermarket without any money! Your behavior is … theft, do you know that! It will be recorded by the camera! "
"What's the big deal?" Ai Mi did not slow down at all, "004 and 005 will catch up soon, so I'll just make them pay."
Ai Mi said with a smirk like a black-bellied Barbie doll and whispered proudly:
"Actually, Wal-Mart's cameras aren't always working. Some of them are broken, some of them are purely for decoration, and some of them have blind spots … I've stolen things from Wal-Mart and gas stations in America, and I've never been caught …"
I choked with anger, "You … a nouveau riche like you, why do you have to steal things!? What did you steal? "
Ai Mi looked at the ceiling and held half a chip in her mouth as she reminisced.
"I stole erasers from the supermarket, lighters from the gas station … I think so, it's pretty interesting to fight against the camera."
"You're a man who can afford a helicopter. What's the use of stealing erasers and lighters?"
"Tsk, it's just a dead manservant, why do you care! I'm happy! "
"Of course I care because I'm your brother!"
"If that's the case, then I'll have to trouble you to pay." Ai Mi also threw the half a can of chips on the ground, "Why isn't it crispy anymore? Did it get wet? I should call their manager out and give him a good scolding … "
"You ate their chips without any money, and you also have to scold their manager!" I said angrily, "If you didn't meet me and Xiao Qin, how were you going to pay?"
Ai Mi held the last can of chips in her hand and looked at the camera on the ceiling. Then she walked to a spot that was probably the blind spot of the camera.
"Hmph, if you can't finish it, then you should find a way to stuff it into your clothes. Supermarket goods under 50 dollars are usually not magnetized, so you won't be found even if you don't degausse it at the checkout counter …"
Damn, she's a repeat offender! My sister actually likes to steal from the supermarket! I know the entertainment industry is stressful, but there's no need to release stress like this!
"Have you ever thought about what you would do if you get caught?"
"Isn't it just a double fine?" Ai Mi said with contempt, "Double is still zero. This isn't America, there aren't that many people who recognize me, so I don't have to worry about being photographed by the paparazzi …"
"Hmph, once I'm caught, I'll immediately pretend that I don't understand Chinese. The supermarket staff will think that I'm a foreign guest who got separated from his parents and place me behind the service counter. Not only will they not snatch the chips in my arms, they'll even take the initiative to pour me mineral water. All I have to do is wait comfortably for Peng TouSi and the others to come …"
"From what you're saying, you've already been arrested in China! Don't they know you can speak Chinese? Can't they send an English-speaking staff to educate you? "
"If I meet a staff member who doesn't stutter in English …" Ai Mi shared her story of stealing without any shame, "I'll switch to Russian! It's not like you Chinese people can tell the difference between Americans and Russians! "
Ai Mi, you can even speak Russian? Is it because you had a crush on the Russian sniper Vasya when you were a child, so it didn't take much effort for you to learn Russian!
My sister is a language master who knows three languages! Compared to her, my English grades are even worse! Don't stop me, let me bang my head on the English-Chinese dictionary!
The problem is, Ai Mi clearly doesn't lack money, but you still spend a lot of effort to find the camera's blind spots. You even use three languages as a shield — is it worth it to steal a can of chips!
"Damn manservant, what do you know? Why are you looking at me like that? "Ai Mi was unconvinced," A lot of actresses in the industry do this! It's not like I'm the only one! "
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