During the opening ceremony in the morning, I promised Xiao Qin that if she could help me save Ai Mi from Ai ShuQiao, I would give her 5000 gold stars.
Infiltrating the Church of Scientific Happiness and stealing the causality calculation program should be considered one of the sub-missions of the Ai Mi rescue plan (the other sub-mission is to donate blood to Ai ShuQiao), so I promised Xiao Qin that as long as she succeeds with me, I would give her 2500 gold stars as a reward.
Also, the sub-mission of helping Gong CaiCai escape from the cult will reward 50 gold stars, so a conservative estimate is that Xiao Qin will earn at least 2550 gold stars by working with me.
If Xiao Qin did some good deeds after infiltrating the cult, it wouldn't be impossible for her to earn 3,000 Gold Star Stones.
Although I can edit tens of thousands of stars with just a flick of my finger, for Xiao Qin, it represents hope — — I promised her that as long as she earns 10,000 gold stars, I will let her return to being my girlfriend.
Xiao Qin's current star ranking is three gold and two silver stars. Writing: ★ ★ ★ ☆ ☆ The three gold stars were obtained by Xiao Qin when she persuaded Winnie's parents to stop fighting and go home for a parent-teacher conference. The other two silver stars were obtained when I made an exception to encourage her when she helped Ai Mi carry the chips and cooked by herself.
As the number of stars increases, I will definitely change the writing method in the future. For example, ★ 3000 and ☆ 4 (Every five silver stars can be exchanged for one gold star, so the number of silver stars will usually be in the single digits).
For the sake of convenience, it seems more reasonable to remove the silver stars and only use gold stars as the unit of calculation. But for the smooth implementation of the 'adopted sister training plan', the lower value silver stars are indispensable.
As the saying goes, don't give up on doing good because it's small! Silver stars are used to reward small acts of kindness. If I want to subtly influence Xiao Qin's way of doing things, I can't let go of any small details, only then can it be considered a thorough training!
I always felt like I learned some terrible knowledge from the H manga, "The Master Instructor's Color Classroom", and then applied what I learned.
But it's for Xiao Qin's good! It will be the same for Ai Mi in the future! I teach my younger sisters just so that they can become more outstanding people! My goal is grand and sacred, it cannot be blasphemed! If I have any evil thoughts, I'll let Kyle get hit by a truck and die!
After eating, Xiao Qin wanted to wash the dishes herself. Then, she asked me for a silver star. I didn't give it to her and washed the dishes with her.
"Don't be so stingy." Xiao Qin mumbled, "What's wrong with giving me a silver star."
"There is a connection!" I rubbed the steel wire against the edge of the pot and said solemnly, "The stars on the Star Ranking are used to encourage you to do good deeds, not to encourage you to be a maid!"
"But I'm willing to be your maid ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"
"In short, I won't give it to you! It's useless even if you act coquettishly! "
"Then forget it." Xiao Qin sighed exaggeratedly, "I'll focus on studying how to trick those guys from the Science of Happiness. In order to become Ye Lin classmate's girlfriend again, those 2500 gold stars are necessary …"
"If you help Gong CaiCai leave the cult, you will be rewarded with fifty Gold Star Stones," I reminded Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin seemed to have realized something: "It seems the number of stars Ye Lin classmate gives me is not only determined by the difficulty of doing good deeds, but also how important the good deed is to the recipient."
I couldn't help but use my index finger that was still wet and affectionately poked Xiao Qin's forehead.
"You've finally figured it out! Your biggest flaw was that you didn't understand how to think from other people's point of view. For example, when you hit me every day when we were kids … "
She was just enjoying my finger poking at her, but when I mentioned the Little Tyrant, Xiao Qin immediately covered her face in embarrassment.
"Ye Lin classmate promised me that as long as I don't bring it up, you won't look into what happened when we were kids. Ye Lin classmate didn't keep his word. "
Xiao Qin wailed with grievance.
"Anyway, I'm not happy when you hit me every day." I quickly finished complaining about the past, then I changed the topic back to the present.
"Let's take this afternoon as an example. Winnie's parents wanted to leave the school because of an argument. You stopped them by injuring yourself. It might be easy for you, but it's very important to Winnie. You've helped her best friend a lot. No matter how bad her memory is, she'll remember your kindness."
Xiao Qin removed her hands when she saw I didn't look into what happened when we were kids, but her face was still red.
"It doesn't matter if Winnie doesn't remember. If I can make her happy with what I did, then I wouldn't have cried for nothing …"
"That's exactly what I want." I wanted to give Xiao Qin 32 likes, "If you can put yourself in someone else's shoes and treat others the way you treat Winnie, then you'll be reborn."
Xiao Qin objected: "Winnie is my best friend, of course I have to treat her better than others. If I treat everyone the same, then wouldn't I be a robot? "
I didn't know what to say, so I could only explain: "I'm just giving an example. You can start with the people around you. For example, treat Gong CaiCai the same way you treat Winnie …"
Xiao Qin finished washing the last bowl, put the utensils in the cupboard, and returned to the living room with me.
"Then … if Winnie wants to touch Gong CaiCai's chest, I'll stop Gong CaiCai from behind so that Winnie can do it. Is that considered helping her best friend?"
"No." I said angrily, "It's a prank. If Winnie also had a star ranking, I would deduct stars from her. "
"Sigh, Ye Lin classmate's rules are so complicated. Looks like I should go to the Scientific Happiness dungeon and get some more stars … "
Since her cousin Ren Peng is a huge gaming fan, Xiao Qin has heard a lot of gaming jargon and often uses it.
"Oh right. Do you also get stars for helping someone other than Gong CaiCai leave the Scientific Happiness Church? "
I thought about it for a bit, then nodded: "I will also get stars, 5 gold stars for each person."
The reward for helping ordinary people leave the Scientific Faith was much less than Gong CaiCai's 50 stars. This was to allow Xiao Qin to focus. Otherwise, she would focus on farming the stars of ordinary believers and forget to steal the causal arithmetic program, which would put the cart before the horse.
"Only 5 stars per person." Xiao Qin curled her fingers in front of her mouth and said worriedly, "There's so little individual experience, I can only pile it up with numbers. I don't know if the total number of believers is enough …"
"If they don't have enough believers, should I help them spread their religion, attract enough believers, then save them one by one …"
You're making this kind of plan with a straight face. In the end, you still haven't given up on getting stars. It's no different than helping an old lady cross the road from left to right, then from right to left, what's the difference? Be careful that you don't get taken over by the government for spreading a cult.
After seriously criticizing Xiao Qin's opportunistic thoughts, Xiao Qin and I ate our fruits and turned on the broken TV on the cabinet of drawers.
The small TV that had served for over 10 years was currently playing Zhao Benshan's classic skit "Selling Crutches". Fan Wei was riding a bicycle slowly into the camera.
"Our luck is pretty good." Xiao Qin said while holding half an apple, "Ye Lin classmate and I need this kind of educational video."
"Educational video?" I furrowed my brows, "This is Zhao Benshan's skit. Don't tell me it's your first time watching it. "
"I never said it wasn't Zhao Benshan's skit." Xiao Qin continued after taking a bite of the apple, "But it's also an educational video that can help us improve our ability to trick people. We have to trick people when we infiltrate the cult. "
Zhao Benshan and Gao Xiumin's conversation came from the TV:
"Haha, forget it. I don't believe that you can trick someone with a perfectly good leg into becoming a cripple! "
"My stage name is the Great Hoodwinker, that's my strength."
Xiao Qin watched attentively, as if Zhao Benshan could provide her with material to infiltrate the inner circle of the cult.
I think it's unreliable for Xiao Qin to use "Selling Crutches" as an example to trick people. "Selling Crutches" is at most an example to trick Fan Wei, but it's not enough to deal with Fang Xin and Professor Bai.
"It's useless. Fan Wei isn't that dumb in real life. The Scientific Bliss Religion isn't a normal religion, it's a new religion that's very tempting under the cover of science … "
Xiao Qin blinked, "I often hear my cousin say 'the holy light is tricking you'. Aren't all religions tricking people? As long as we train hard in our deception skills, we will definitely be able to deceive the other believers and achieve victory without shedding a drop of blood! "
That seemed to make sense, so Xiao Qin and I stayed in front of the TV and watched the entire "Selling Crutches" trilogy. After watching it, I faintly felt that my tricking skills had leveled up. If I met Fan Wei in the skit, I could probably trick him into becoming lame. If I couldn't trick him into becoming lame, then Xiao Qin and I could work together to make him lame.
After deciding on 'tricking', the next problem was whether to go see Fang Xin at the mental hospital or to see Professor Bai at the Scientific Bliss Religion's mission.
According to their logic, going to see Fang Xin would be a normal reaction. Anyway, if Professor Yu didn't appear out of nowhere, I would've been tricked by Fang Xin to the point of doubting the scientific concept of development.
However, going to the mental hospital to visit a patient, and pretending to believe his words and worship him as a god, would be a bit shameful. I won't be caught by the nurses at the mental hospital, right?
As I was thinking about how to go to the mental hospital to see Fang Xin, Xiao Qin cleared her throat beside me, but she didn't say anything, as if she was trying to attract my attention.
I raised my head and noticed that the quartz clock in the living room was pointing at 7 pm. Xiao Qin and I had already stayed for a long time.
"Do you want to go home?" I subconsciously asked, "If you go home now, I can take you to the subway station."
Xiao Qin revealed a slightly worried expression and stammered: "I, I don't want to go home today …"
"Huh?"
"When I went to the bathroom, I sent my mom two texts, but she didn't reply. She's probably drunk again. Even if I go home today, I'll be alone and it'll be lonely …"
"So I was thinking … if you can confirm if Uncle Ye won't be coming home tonight, then can I stay at your house as your childhood friend?"
She pinched the corner of her uniform and looked at me with a red face, afraid of being rejected.
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