After the break was the physical education class. Although it was the third year of middle school, and some parents were clamoring for the physical education class to be cancelled, physical education had become a compulsory subject for the high school entrance examination under the regulations of the State Education Commission, and its proportion of the score was increasing. Therefore, not only did the third year of middle school not reduce the physical education class, but it was also guaranteed that there would be three physical education classes a week, and even physical education homework was given.
Dong Shan city's PE high school entrance exam was usually held in March to April of the third year of middle school. It was September right now, the time to train. The PE teacher, Li DaYong, brought the class to run around the field when he had nothing to do and blew the whistle around his neck.
As the suspended male PE committee member, I didn't participate in PE class.
If I could cure my viral heart disease, then there was no need for me to participate in the training for the high school entrance exam.
If I couldn't cure my heart disease, then there was no point in participating in the training. I might even die on the field.
Xiao Qin also claimed she was anemic and took a leave of absence from PE class. So we both skipped PE class at the same time and stared at each other in the classroom.
But we weren't the only ones in the classroom, Gong CaiCai and Zhuang Ni were also there.
It was Gong CaiCai's first day at school, but she twisted her ankle because her backpack was too heavy, so she missed PE class.
Zhuang Ni, on the other hand, simply hated PE class. She especially hated the PE teacher, Li DaYong, who always showed off his bronze muscles.
In addition, Zhuang Ni was very excited to be able to accompany her favorite Gong CaiCai in the classroom. She purposely sat in the front row next to Gong CaiCai and accompanied her as she prepared for homework.
But she still chose the seat on the right of Gong CaiCai, a girl's seat. She couldn't stand the boys' seats.
Gong CaiCai couldn't attend PE class because of her ankle injury. She also thought her body was too weak, so even if she trained, her PE results would drag her down. So she worked hard and hoped she could make up for her lack of PE results through cultural classes.
"You'll be tired if you study like this." Zhuang Ni held a pencil and said, "What's the point of the high school entrance exam? What's the point of the high school entrance exam? Do you still need to work so hard with your family background? "
Gong CaiCai stopped writing, "If I don't study hard, my parents will think I'm a bad child …"
Zhuang Ni didn't care, "How many good children are there in this world? Why study for your parents' hopes? How about this, you marry me in the future, and I'll raise you … "
Gong CaiCai's naturally curly hair trembled slightly.
"I, I don't want to be raised with a strange identity … and Zhuang Ni, you're lying again, right? We're both middle school students. What do you rely on to support yourself, and even me? "
Zhuang Ni smiled. "Didn't you hear the word 'future'? And even now, I can think of a way to support you. There are many people who are interested in witchcraft. If I agree to some women's request and help them host a dark mass, I can still get a lot of rewards. "
F * ck me! It seemed like Zhuang Ni was involved with a real evil cult! It must be the deep-rooted Satanism that spread here from abroad! That sect was a hundred times more vicious than the Scientific Happiness Sect! It was said that the Satanists in foreign countries even held human sacrifices. Moreover, there were many female members, who were addressed as' witches' or 'senior witches'!
Gong CaiCai shivered when she heard the ominous term "Dark Mass".
"Zhuang Ni, it's not good to participate in evil cult activities. Why don't you listen to the Scientific Happiness Seminar's lecture with me …"
Evil cults are poaching people! Gong CaiCai, you still have the cheek to say 'it's not good to participate in evil cult activities'? What do you think the Scientific Happiness Sect is doing? In the name of the seminar, they are actually evil cults. They only cheat money and not sex, and there is no idolatry or human sacrifice. They are more covert and less harmful!
Suddenly, the sound of insects could be heard from the open window of the classroom. They were on the third floor, but the sound of insects was as loud as ever. It was enough to show that although the grasshoppers of autumn did not have two days left to jump around, they would either die in silence or explode in silence. Their cries before they died were really loud.
Gong CaiCai's attention was attracted by the sound of insects. Since she could not see the ugly insects, she only heard the sound, so she was not that afraid.
"It seems like they're singing …" Gong CaiCai said absent-mindedly, "I think I can hear the fragrance of grass and soil from the insects, it's such a harmonious nature …"
Zhuang Ni, who was a professional spoiler, did not disappoint and spoke:
"Insects make sounds by rubbing their wings, it's not singing at all. Also, the reason they make sounds at the risk of being preyed on by their natural enemies is to find a mate and reproduce."
"So, if we use human language to translate these sounds, it basically means: 'I want to mate!', 'I want women!', 'Anyone will do, come and have children with me!', 'Women! Women! '… "
"Stop it!" Gong CaiCai received a huge blow and covered her ears with both hands, "It's all your fault! I can't listen to insects anymore! "
Zhuang Ni looked at the pale Gong CaiCai with a 'this is growth' gaze and patted her shoulder.
"Now do you understand how dirty men can be? Even if they become insects, their desires will not change. You have to remember to stay away from them! "
"Those insects won't fly up, right?" Xiao Qin asked worriedly.
I knocked on the window on my left and it made a 'bang bang' sound.
"You don't have to be afraid, the back window is not open. Even if they fly up, they will fly in from the front window and attack Gong CaiCai first."
"Ah, then I'm relieved!" Xiao Qin let out a sigh of relief and patted her chest.
"Don't take pleasure in my misfortune, okay? If insects fly in, are you just going to sit here and watch Gong CaiCai get chased by insects? They say people in the same boat empathize with each other, do you even have any sympathy! "
"Is it okay? Zhuang Ni will help Gong CaiCai drive away the insects, just like how Ye Lin classmate helps me drive away insects, right? "
"Well … if the insects fly over, I will probably help you drive them away, but have you ever thought about helping Gong CaiCai drive away insects in some situations and get a gold star? I will reward you with a gold star if you challenge your own cowardice! "
I threw out the temptation of being on the star list.
"Also, you already have four gold stars, so you only need one more. I will keep my promise and buy you a phone. Aren't you looking forward to receiving my gift?"
Xiao Qin frowned and struggled for a bit, but she still shook her head.
"No, I'm still afraid of insects, especially black beetles. If a large beetle flies up, I won't be able to deal with it no matter what. At that time, I hope Ye Lin classmate can protect your childhood sweetheart, or else I will die under the claws of a large beetle …"
"Are you talking about beetles or aliens! I don't know how many beetles you killed when you were pretending to be a boy! "
"The past is the past, the present is the present." Xiao Qin said dejectedly, "I never realized beetles were that scary, but after I decided to learn to be a girl, I immediately felt that beetles were sinister and terrifying, I couldn't look at them directly …"
Are you trying to pick up idioms! Also, you don't even have an idiom!
"Every time I hear the word 'beetle', I can't help but shiver. How about …" Xiao Qin looked at me with a pleading expression, "How about we stop calling them 'beetles' and use a less scary nickname?"
"How is the name 'beetle' scary? What nickname do you want to use instead? "
"Let's use 'Vimm'!"
"What's that? It sounds familiar, but I can't remember where I've heard it before … "
Xiao Qin lowered her voice and said angrily, "When my cousin used to play games, he played a dungeon full of bugs. He deliberately called me over when I was a guest at his house to hear my screams. I remember he was fighting a boss called Vimm. It was a big round beetle …"
Ah! I remember now! Xiao Ding from Love Pet Hospital often played World of Warcraft before playing Dota Dota. Back in the day, there was a dungeon called Ahn 'Qiraj Temple. There were three bosses called Lord Kerry, Princess Yauj, and Vimm. They were three big insects nicknamed the' Three Lucky Treasures'. They dropped different equipment depending on the order they were killed in.
Winnie was the smallest of the three, and she didn't have a title after her name, so she was probably the child of Lord Kerry and Princess Yauj! They were a happy insect family! The players killed their entire family just to loot their equipment. They were really killing insects. I think humans are much scarier than insects!
"Then, if you find Vimm in the future, you have to protect me, or at least warn me!" Xiao Qin said to me in a strange and serious manner.
"How do I warn you? Do I shout 'Vimm is here'? "
"Yeah! That way I'll be less scared, it's better than 'beetles are here' or 'insects are here'. "
"Don't you think it's a bit childish? Also, players who played the Ahn 'Qiraj Temple dungeon would think I'm an otaku, right? "
"If you think it's embarrassing, I'll compensate you!" Xiao Qin said excitedly, "If you shout 'Vimm' and other guys look down on you, I'll throw myself into your arms and let them know you have a girlfriend and not an otaku who only plays games!"
"Hey! Who told you otakus don't have a girlfriend! Apologize to all the otakus in the world! "
"My cousin doesn't have a girlfriend …" Xiao Qin said while staring at the ceiling.
Since I've seen Xiao Qin run around being chased by beetles many times, it's not a lie when she says she's afraid of beetles. Maybe it's important for her to change the name 'beetle' to 'Vimm' to reduce her scare rate.
"Okay, then I'll call them 'Vimm' for now. Since autumn is here, the Vimm won't be able to run wild for much longer …"
Soon after, gym class ended.
After school, Zhuang Ni called Gong CaiCai and told her to stay with her to draw the school bulletin. Although they've done this before and it wasn't an abnormal action, the class leader was still worried and wasn't sure what Zhuang Ni would do to Gong CaiCai.
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