"Even if Zhuang Ni has bad intentions, I don't need you to protect me." I said stubbornly to Xiao Qin, "Just don't interact with Zhuang Ni in the future, and don't form a 'flat breast alliance' with her."
"That's not a flat breast alliance, it's a temporary alliance!" Xiao Qin protested, "Also, I haven't contacted Zhuang Ni since I returned from Cuisong Mountain. Even if she called to ask me to cooperate, I would only ask her questions about drawing …"
"Also, before Winnie became my assistant, I also invited Zhuang Ni to be my comic assistant, but she blacklisted me after she saw the serial website of" Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love "that I gave her. I don't know how I offended her …"
Do you even need to ask! It's your 'vegetable style' drawing technique that harmed Zhuang Ni's eyes! Not only is the drawing terrible, but the plot is also moronic to the point of angering humans and gods alike! The plot of the fourth chapter even set a new low in IQ! Cthulhu suffers from hemorrhoids, has blood in his stool every day, and has to go to one of the top ten anorectal hospitals in the country for treatment, which part of the plot matches the characteristics of a horror manga?
Not only is it not scary, it also doesn't match the characteristics of a romance manga! Going to an anorectal hospital to date, how much of a killjoy! Just like the editor said, 《Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love》 is purely a comical manga!
The readers ridiculed the plot of the fourth chapter, and unknowingly, the discussion was focused on whether Cthulhu is an octopus monster or not.
"An octopus's mouth is its anus! How disgusting! "
"No! An octopus's anus is only close to its mouth! "
"I just watched Animal World the day before yesterday, and I learned that octopuses and cuttlefish use their anus to spray ink …"
"I hate you! I can't look straight at the Cuttlefish Girl anime anymore! "
No matter what, it's still worth celebrating that Xiao Qin and Zhuang Ni's evil alliance was disbanded. I'm not a saint, as long as Xiao Qin can avoid Zhuang Ni's negative influence, I don't have the time to save Zhuang Ni as well.
In the end, the "girl-flirting" plan is only for my sisters! Zhuang Ni, you're not my sister! I don't care what happens to you in the future! Don't provoke me, or you'll see what happens!
During lunch, I found out from Liu HuaiShui that he and Eunuch Cao would be collecting votes from the second and third year students (First year students are considered primary school students by us, so they don't have the right to participate in the school beauty selection).
Just like how the selection of Shen ShaoYi as the school hunk was a unilateral decision of the girls, the selection of the school belle this time was also planned to ask for the opinions of the boys.
Under normal circumstances, unless the girls in the lower grades had heaven-defying looks, the position of campus belle would basically belong to the third year senior sisters. Now, the list of campus belle candidates that had been privately circulated was almost entirely made up of third year girls.
The most popular candidate was Shu Sha. Liu HuaiShui and Eunuch Cao estimated that Shu Sha would get more than half of the votes and be elected as the new campus belle of 28 Middle. At least our campus belle was better than the others due to the poor facilities and teachers.
On the other hand, there were many girls who were on the same list. Xu Yan, who had inherited the mantle of the former campus belle, was one of them. She actively showed her face in every school activity.
It was a pity that the previous school beauty only had looks but no substance. In the end, Xu Yan couldn't even rank in the top 20 in terms of looks. She only grew a lot in the last six months and her figure was considered good.
With Xu Yan at the bottom, the list of campus belle candidates suddenly reached 12 people. Other than three who were second year juniors, the remaining nine were third year juniors.
Maybe it was because the boys in our class were generally ugly, but in order to achieve a certain balance in appearance, our class had more beautiful girls than other classes.
Not only did the class leader Shu Sha make the list, but she was also definitely elected. Gong CaiCai, Xiao Qin, and … Loud Mouth also made the list.
It wasn't strange at all that Gong CaiCai was chosen. Marrying this kind of beautiful, rich, and obedient girl would not only satisfy the psychological needs of a male chauvinist, but it would also save him 20 years of hard work!
As for Xiao Qin, no one dared to have any ideas about her before because she always followed behind me. She was thought to be taken, and she was the 'school boss' Ye Lin's woman.
Now that I opened my mouth and expressed that I didn't object to Liu HuaiShui being chosen as the campus belle, I also voted for her, so it was only natural that she made the list.
But Loud Mouth was impressively on the list, so it was purely a prank by busybodies.
Other than pranks, there were some guys with girlfriends who had no hope of their girlfriends becoming the campus belle, so in order to not offend their girlfriends, they would vote for Loud Mouth to prevent their girlfriends from being jealous.
Loud Mouth herself heard about this, but she didn't feel like she was being ridiculed or made a fool of. Instead, she publicly said:
"I have the qualifications to be the campus belle! Why can't fat people be the campus belle! Thin is beautiful because of the limitations of your generation! In order to restore the Tang Dynasty's golden age, we must first restore the Tang Dynasty tradition of fat is beautiful! "
"That's right!" Eunuch Cao sat at his desk and jeered, "Loud Mouth is like a steamed bun, and she still smiles all day long. Letting her be the campus belle can emphasize our 28 Middle's optimism! Also, as long as she loses 40kg, she might still be a beauty … "
"Get lost!" Loud Mouth elbowed Eunuch Cao off the desk, "I'm not going to lose weight! There are so many delicious things in the world, why would I want to lose weight? Whoever wants to be a skinny beauty can go ahead and be one! "
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Zhuang Ni pretended to be reading words from an English book, but anyone could tell that she was purposely stuttering the words to mock Loud Mouth for being "fat to death."
Zhuang Ni wasn't on the list of campus belle candidates. One reason was because Zhuang Ni could leave school again at any time, so there was no point in choosing a campus belle who wasn't in school. The second reason was because Zhuang Ni was known for her misogyny and her utility knife. If she appeared on the list without her consent, Liu HuaiShui felt like he was in danger of being eliminated as the initiator of this year's campus belle selection.
It was understandable that Zhuang Ni was purposely ignored, but Xiong YaoYue was also eliminated because she was too manly. Most people thought that voting for her would make other schools think that 28 Middle was gay.
Liu HuaiShui ran around the school collecting votes. He also asked everyone for their thoughts on who they supported. The most representative opinions were as follows:
"Shu Sha is obviously the best overall! I really want to be trampled by Shu Sha in high heels! "— A student who didn't want to reveal his name.
"Who was the first to vote for Loud Mouth? That's too irresponsible! If Loud Mouth becomes the campus belle, our 28 Middle will become a joke! "— A boy who was fatter than Loud Mouth.
"Gong CaiCai's chest, I really want to touch it before I die, sob sob sob ~ ~ ~ ~" — A skinny boy who was easily excited.
"Campus belle selection? Of course I'll vote for Shu Sha! Let alone her, even her bike seat is so cute … "— A boy who said he was definitely not Zuo Xiong.
"Actually, I've been paying attention to Xiao Qin ever since she transferred here. She's like a neighbor's little sister, she's really cute!"
"Shu Sha is too strong, Gong CaiCai is too weak, I think Xiao Qin is just right! If only she didn't have Ye Lin by her side! "
"Hey, have you guys heard Xiao Qin speak? It seems like she doesn't talk to other boys, she only talks to Ye Lin! I'm so jealous! "
"Hehehe … I've heard Xiao Qin recite in class! It's true that Shu Sha is the best overall and Gong CaiCai has the biggest chest, but I think Xiao Qin's voice is the best! "
The above were some boys who didn't dare to show their support for Xiao Qin in the school belle selection.
Of course, there were also people who complained that Zhuang Ni and Xiong YaoYue weren't on the list.
"I think Xiong YaoYue is pretty good. There are rumors that our school hunk, Shen ShaoYi, likes her, but I don't know if it's true or not."
"Why isn't Zhuang Ni on the list!? It's not easy to find a girl who wears black stockings at school every day! Long live black stockings! "
"Xiao YueYue's canines are pretty cute, I don't think choosing a tomboy as the school belle would bring shame to 28 Middle. Isn't Brother Chun also a real man?"
"Would I be unhappy? Nope! Anyway, our small class will definitely win in the end. I won't participate if we can't win the championship! "— Xiong YaoYue left for herself.
As for those who supported Xu Yan, class 6's cheerleader Ouyang Nala, and the second year juniors, I won't list them one by one. Anyway, they are destined to be like Gong CaiCai, Xiao Qin, and Loud Mouth.
I asked Xiao Qin in private what she thought about being on the list of school belle candidates.
"Nothing much, actually, I used to be a school belle …" Xiao Qin was a bit dejected and said a shocking fact.
"You used to be a school belle!? When? "
"When I was in Thousand Crane Girls' School," Xiao Qin said shamefully, "I was the predecessor of the Rose Group, the leader of the Overlord Flower Group, so I was elected as the campus belle of Thousand Crane Girls' School. The girls were afraid of being beaten, so they all voted for me …"
As she spoke, she felt like she had no face to see anyone. She covered her face with her hands and wanted to find a hole to hide in.
So in the end, you were chosen as the school belle of Thousand Crane Girls' School with 100% of the votes? I really don't know how to ridicule you! It's like North Korea is holding a beauty contest where Third Fatty Jin will definitely be the winner!
But when I consider the appearance of the Rose Heroes, I feel like Xiao Qin being the school belle for half a year wasn't completely a result of tyranny.
Based on this logic, Xiao Qin was once my girlfriend, and she was also the school belle of Thousand Crane Girls' School, so I'm also someone who was the school belle's boyfriend?
It seems like it's something worth showing off, but I won't be like my dad, who hugged Auntie Ren for an entire night and then called my son to show off — — I don't even have a son yet.
During the afternoon break, I heard Loud Mouth gossiping under the old banyan tree. She said the class leader's mother would be staying in Dong Shan city for a few more days. Since it was rare for a parent to be with her, the class leader was in a good mood. She even switched shifts with someone else and planned on going home on time to spend more time with her mother.
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