Xiong YaoYue half-forcefully escorted Zhuang Ni away. She told me to stay at the school gates with Gong CaiCai and wait for her father to drive over.
"If Ye Lin wants to do something bad to you, then loudly call the security guards on duty."
Zhuang Ni told Gong CaiCai before she was pulled away.
"Although the uncle and nephew aren't good people, you can't let Ye Lin take advantage of you, understand?"
Gong CaiCai reluctantly nodded and Zhuang Ni reluctantly left with Xiong YaoYue.
Before leaving, she gave me a warning look and seemed to have said a Latin incantation. I don't even need to think to know it was a curse that said if I molest Gong CaiCai, my dick will rot.
"Don't dawdle, let's go." Xiong YaoYue grabbed Zhuang Ni's collar from behind, "Since it's not too dark and there aren't many perverts spawning, I'll take you home. Otherwise, when the perverts spawn everywhere, I'll leave you behind as bait and run away. "
Xiong YaoYue still had her usual game thinking. Actually, how could there be so many perverts in Dong Shan city? Also, it doesn't fit Xiong YaoYue's personality to leave Zhuang Ni behind and run for her life. According to Xiong YaoYue's righteous way of doing things, it would definitely be "if I run away, I run away together. If I rape, I get raped together".
Of course, Xiong YaoYue already learned how to use Auntie Ren's' Bone Breaking Flying Kick 'under Xiao Qin's training. In addition to her own stamina, normal perverts are no match for her.
As for Zhuang Ni, although her stamina is weaker, she's not easy to deal with. Who knows if she's carrying a murder weapon like a utility knife in her bag.
If there was a perverted pervert who wanted to do something bad to Xiong YaoYue and Zhuang Ni, they would have a miserable ending.
For example, they would have their tibia fractured by the brat's' Mischievous Blue Cat Three Thousand Kicks' and then castrated by a utility knife.
That's why I wasn't too worried about Xiong YaoYue and Zhuang Ni. I watched them disappear into the distance.
Only Gong CaiCai and I were left under the streetlight at the school gate, the atmosphere became very awkward, and no one spoke first.
"Which leg did you sprain? Are you feeling better now? "I broke the silence first.
"It's … it's my right leg. It doesn't hurt as much now. I'm sorry for making you worry."
Gong CaiCai apologized every three sentences, as if every move she made was wrong, and she sincerely hoped that the whole world would forgive her.
"By the way, today is the first day of school. Did Xiao Qin bully you when I wasn't looking?"
I wanted to see if the "girly" plan was going well.
"No, no!" Gong CaiCai replied in a hurry, "Xiao Qin classmate treats me better than before! No, no, no, that's not right! You treated me well in the past! I didn't say anything bad about her! I really didn't say that! "
Gong CaiCai was carrying an elementary school-style backpack. She covered her head with her teary hands and acted like she was afraid of getting beaten up — — she still thought that if she said bad things about Xiao Qin, she would get beaten up like Zhuang Ni.
"Don't be so frightened," I said, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. "I would never hit you. Winnie trusted me to protect you because she knew me. She knew I would never bully you."
"R-really?" The short Gong CaiCai raised her head and looked at me at an even more exaggerated angle than Xiao Qin.
I couldn't help but look down and see Gong CaiCai's bulging chest under the straps of her backpack. I felt like I was pretty perverted.
"Even if Xiao Qin classmate told Ye Lin classmate to hit me, or if I said something that made Ye Lin classmate unhappy, Ye Lin classmate wouldn't hit me?"
Gong CaiCai's eyes were like a deer in the woods, and she treated me like a hunter with a gun.
"Xiao Qin wouldn't let me hit you. If she bullies you, you can complain to me."
Gong CaiCai was moved, but she was still worried and said: "Ye Lin classmate means that Xiao Qin classmate won't bully me anymore, but if I say something that makes Ye Lin classmate unhappy, would I still get beaten up like Zhuang Ni?"
It looks like the mentality of a weakling can't be changed. It's just like when the Prime Minister of Thailand heard Premier Zhou say "China will never attack Thailand", he took out a pen and paper and begged Premier Zhou to write it down.
Premier Zhou's hands trembled and he didn't give it to anyone. He was worried that if he wrote an IOU saying "Never attack Thailand", other countries would also come to ask for it.
I'm not worried that one day Gong CaiCai would become someone I have to hit, so it's fine to give her some promises.
"Don't worry, I will never hit you. I feel like scolding you is too much … also, what do you mean by 'words that will make me unhappy'?"
"Thank, thank you!" Gong CaiCai was overjoyed after hearing my promise. Then, under my astonished gaze, she took out an exercise book and a pen from her bag and respectfully handed them over to me. She requested:
"Then … can you write it down? You'll never hit me … "
You really want me to write it down! You're the same as the Prime Minister of Thailand! After seeing Zhuang Ni's face swollen and her neck red, you were so worried that you couldn't sleep?
I had no choice but to take the pen and exercise book. I planned on writing an IOU for Gong CaiCai, but since there was no solid desk, the pen would always go astray when it landed on the exercise book.
Right when I was planning on using the lamppost as a cushion, Gong CaiCai suddenly made a suggestion. I'm not sure if it was because she was afraid her father would arrive early and cause the 'never get hit' note to fail, or because of other reasons:
"Please, Ye Lin classmate, use my head as a cushion to write! For Ye Lin classmate, isn't the height just right? "
The height difference between me and Gong CaiCai was even more exaggerated than Xiao Qin and I. It really didn't take much effort to use Gong CaiCai's head as a cushion and write.
I might have thought it was fun, but I actually placed the exercise book on top of Gong CaiCai's soft hair. Then, I held the pen and lightly wrote a line of crooked words: I promise I will never hit Gong CaiCai.
I even signed 'Ye Lin' at the end.
During the entire process, Gong CaiCai was extremely obedient. It was as if she was born as a cushion for someone to write on.
Speaking of which, this kind of 'bullying' Gong CaiCai can really evoke a strange sense of pleasure in men! Also, just using someone else's head as a desk would give you a huge sense of conquest. Wouldn't you be very proud?
If the Thai Prime Minister said to Premier Zhou: "Please use my head as a desk, or you can directly write on my head … in short, please give us a guarantee that 'China will never attack Thailand'!"
Then maybe Premier Zhou's heart would soften and he would use a marker to write on the Thai Prime Minister's head. (Premier Zhou: Wow! What a round head!) Later, the Thai Prime Minister proudly showed the guarantee on his head to his assistant. His assistant pointed out: "Premier Zhou wrote the word 'forever' incorrectly, he wrote 'Yongyuan' instead!"
Thai Prime Minister: "It's fine! A mistake written by a great person is just a typo! Chinese call it a fake character! As long as it doesn't affect the friendship between China and Thailand, Thailand will never have to worry about being invaded by China! "
Many years later, a famous host named Cui Yongyuan appeared in China. The descendants of the Thai Prime Minister then realized their ancestor was fooled by Premier Zhou.
"So Premier Zhou's guarantee was: 'China's Cui Yongyuan will never attack Thailand'! Cui Yongyuan is only a host, what does his decision to attack Thailand have to do with his country being invaded! "
The Chinese gave a thumbs up and said: "Premier Zhou is indeed a saint, he even knew there would be a Cui Yongyuan in the future!"
"Ye Lin classmate? Are you done? "
Gong CaiCai's timid and muffled voice came from under the exercise book. It seems I was so focused on the Inner Theater that I forgot to take the exercise book off Gong CaiCai's head.
I originally thought the Inner Theater would have stopped since I didn't let my imagination run wild for the past few days. I never expected it to be the opposite. Now my Inner Theater is so vicious that it doesn't even let my beloved Premier Zhou off.
I returned the exercise book to Gong CaiCai and she gratefully received it. She read every word for a long time before letting out a sigh of relief.
"Thank you so much, Ye Lin classmate is willing to write it down." Gong CaiCai held the notebook in front of her chest and said excitedly.
"Also, Ye Lin classmate asked me what I was going to say to make you angry … now that I have the guarantee, can I mention it a bit?"
Gong CaiCai still didn't have much confidence.
"What do you want to say, no need to beat around the bush, just say it."
"Mhmm." Gong CaiCai nodded, then she lowered her head.
"Ye Lin classmate, do you want to come with me to the Scientific Happiness Conference again …"
Huh? So you want to preach to me! Is this the topic you were worried about getting beaten up after saying it?
"Ye Lin classmate told me before that the reason you're with the class leader and Xiao Qin is because you can't control your philandering heart … The Scientific Happiness Conference has a way to teach self-control! Ye Lin classmate, do you want to learn together? "
The reason I said I was philandering and wanted to have multiple girlfriends was because I wanted to keep my distance from you and scare you! When I was carrying out the Philandering Radish plan, I had to lower the evaluation of the girls around me! Did you actually believe it?
But it's not a bad idea to infiltrate the Scientific Faith through Gong CaiCai. Let me think about it and see if I can come up with a foolproof plan …
I chatted with Gong CaiCai for a while, but her father's car still hasn't arrived, I don't know which road it's stuck on.
The sky gradually darkened and the street lights gradually lit up. Gong CaiCai put her pen and exercise book back into her bag. The exercise book with the guarantee was treated like a treasure.
Suddenly, a short figure jumped out from the bushes across the street. Due to the lighting, I could only see a red scarf around his neck and a weapon in his hand.
What's going on? Is it Luo Ning and Zhao GuangTou's group? Did they finally come to take revenge? But even if they lack manpower, they wouldn't send an elementary school student as an assassin.
Right when I wanted to block in front of Gong CaiCai, I heard a crackling sound — — the street lights above our heads were shattered by an elementary school student with a slingshot.
Fuck! So it's a mischievous brat! Why are there still such boring elementary school students nowadays? Go home and play games if you have nothing to do! You're doing the same thing as us back then! Do your parents know you're so nostalgic!
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