Gong CaiCai's father isn't the type of person that leaves a deep impression. He doesn't look too similar to Gong CaiCai, but he isn't tall either.
He rolled down the window and called his daughter to get in the car. At the same time, he looked suspiciously at me who was standing next to his daughter (in order to avoid suspicion, Gong CaiCai no longer held onto my clothes).
"You're Cai Cai's classmate? Come to the passenger seat, I'll give you a ride. "
He had clearly assigned my position in the car and prevented me from sitting side by side with his daughter in the back passenger seat. Instead, he had asked me to sit next to him, which was somewhat "interrogative".
You can't blame him for being suspicious, Gong CaiCai has never been this close to a boy. If I saw Ai Mi interacting with a man, I would also have to interrogate her.
My home is very close to the school, and I didn't want to be interrogated by Mr. Gong, so I declined his offer to take me home.
Gong CaiCai thanked me repeatedly before getting in the car. After the car started moving, she looked over from the rear window and waved goodbye to me.
But as the distance increased and the old security guard returned to the school gate after failing to catch the elementary student, Gong CaiCai, who didn't wear her glasses, couldn't tell who was me. Her last few waves seemed to be directed at the old security guard.
The old security guard didn't catch up to the red scarf that broke the street lamp and had a face full of bad luck. After he saw Gong CaiCai off, he asked: "Did you change girlfriends again?"
Change my ass! Don't create strange rumors for me, okay?! Do you believe I won't wear a red scarf and use a slingshot to break your window!
The first day of school passed in relative peace.
On the second day, our class's unconventional, empty, and desolate blackboard without a single Chinese word became the focus of discussion.
"It's very three-dimensional! Zhuang Ni's skills are amazing! She can already draw 3D paintings on the streets, right? "
"The English words at the top were written by Gong CaiCai, right? The writing is still as beautiful as ever! But 'there is still hope in the new semester' sounds a bit pessimistic … "
"Shh … this was definitely Zhuang Ni's idea. It's already good enough that she didn't write 'life is meaningless'."
"The dark blue blackboard … it seems like it can relieve some of my visual fatigue."
After class, there were a lot of people from other classes who came to take a look.
"Wow! Class 3's blackboard is heaven-defying! Is this drawn in chalk? You really didn't use watercolors? "
"I'm going to take a photo and post it on the internet for everyone to worship! Let them see that our 28 Middle also has capable people! "
"Don't you think that this starry sky looks a little … a little cold?"
A certain subject teacher with bad eyesight saw the blackboard at the back of the classroom and asked in surprise, "What kind of slides are you showing?"
Although it attracted enough attention, the blackboard newspaper also received a lot of criticism. The main problem was that it didn't conform to the school's usual style and didn't have Chinese characters.
In contrast, the blackboard posters for the other classes in the third year of junior high school were very standard. There were two little people or a few animals drawn on them, and then there were inspirational slogans.
"New semester, new image, let us set sail and soar together."
"Success = hard work + correct methods + less empty talk."
There was also the cheerful tone of the Three Character Classic, but the content was beyond fake.
"New semester, new outlook, new pursuits, new goals. In the early morning, when the sun shines, I'm super excited to enter school … "
Who was super excited when they entered school! It should be extremely painful! Any top student who couldn't wait to start school would be beaten up by their classmates!
Whether it was praise or criticism, Zhuang Ni was indifferent to everyone's comments, or she turned a deaf ear to them. She only cared about what the class leader said.
"It's beautiful." The class leader stood in front of the blackboard and considered her words, "But shouldn't we add some words to encourage everyone to study?"
"It's useless." Zhuang Ni said coldly as she sketched the class leader's profile, "Those who know how to work hard would have already worked hard. For those who aren't willing to work hard, a hundred slogans are useless. Also, in this world, the ones who occupy the center stage are the super hard working geniuses, or the average hard working super geniuses. Those with mediocre IQ, no matter how hard they work, they'll still be vassals. "
"Hey!" The class leader felt that Zhuang Ni's words were too much.
Xiao Qin seemed to be enlightened when she heard it.
"Huh? So I can achieve success in manga as long as I work hard … "
What? Do you think you're a 'super genius' in manga! Where do you get your confidence from! Don't you know that 'Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love' has become a negative example of Chinese manga because of the poor artwork!
On the forums related to 'Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love', there were often comments like this:
"It's hilarious that this kind of manga can be serialized. Even if it's an online serialization, it's too much!"
"That's right! That 'Teacher Shui Qin' claims to be a 14 year old middle school girl to attract attention, who knows if it's real or fake? I'm guessing she's an uncle! "
"Japanese manga is still the best! I'll never read Chinese manga in my life! "
"Hello traitor, goodbye traitor."
"Are you crazy! I don't even watch China football! Do you think the Brazilian team is a traitor? "
"The reason why Chinese manga can't be revived is because the system isn't democratic, and there are traitors everywhere! Long live democracy! Throw the traitors into the frying pan! "
Often the discussion would stray off topic and change to another thread. There were also people who heard rumors and never read 'Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love', so they joined in the fun.
"What? The Teacher Shui Qin in the manga is a traitor sent by the Japanese?! To ruin the reputation of Chinese manga? "
"Did you take your medicine? If you did, then go to bed. Why don't you say the Brazilian team sent a traitor to ruin the reputation of the China men's soccer team? "
"That's enough! Have the people above even read other people's manga?! 'Love Killer' is a manga with a strict setting, beautiful artwork, and a touching plot! I'm looking forward to the fifth chapter every day! At the end of the fourth chapter, Father God Dagon discovered that Mother God Hydra and Cthulhu are having an affair, and he's about to hire an assassin to kill Cthulhu! I want to know the result! "
"You're the one who's reading the manga, right? The fifth chapter has been updated last night. Although the content is a little small, it still mentioned that the assassin hired by Dagon is cross-eyed. He used a sniper rifle to shoot the bullet off course and hit Mr. Ke who just came out of the anorectal hospital. Therefore, Mr. Ke was sent to the hospital again … "
"Fuck, don't give me a spoiler! I'm going to read it right now! "
Zhuang Ni told the class leader that if she wasn't satisfied with the blackboard, she could redraw it tonight as long as the class leader was there to supervise.
The class leader hesitated for a bit. On one hand, she felt that it would be a pity to destroy the starry sky on the blackboard because it was the result of Zhuang Ni's labor. On the other hand, she wanted to go home on time to act spoiled to her mother (I'm guessing), so she reluctantly agreed and used Zhuang Ni's design to attack this week's blackboard rankings.
Nothing worth recording happened in the morning. In the language class in the afternoon, after reading the blackboard newspaper, the old man praised the painter's artistic skills. However, Zhuang Ni did not appreciate it. She did not even want to listen to a man's praise.
Praise aside, old man Zhang also noticed that the blackboard newspaper didn't have words encouraging everyone to study like the other classes, so he specifically told us the story of "Su Wu herding sheep", and used Su Wu's hardships to encourage us to study hard.
"Did you know? Back then, Marquis Chanyu said: 'Su Wu will only be allowed to return to the Han dynasty if a ram produces milk'. What kind of ram is a ram? It's a ram! That's why he told Su Wu that if he wants to return to the Han dynasty, he must let a ram produce milk … "
"How can a ram produce milk? The chanyu is too bad! "Some students expressed their sympathy for Su Wu's experience.
Eunuch Cao laughed: "Jie jie jie jie jie, actually, if Su Wu used his brain, he could still produce a bowl of ram's milk for the chanyu to drink! If I was Su Wu's assistant, history would be rewritten … "
Rewrite my ass! If the chanyu drank that ram's milk, he would immediately start a war against the Han dynasty! What a great humiliation! It's intolerable!
"Hahahahaha — —" Xiong YaoYue laughed until her stomach cramped after hearing Eunuch Cao's dirty joke. She slammed her desk with all her might. In the end, she was called up by the language teacher and stood with Eunuch Cao at the back of the classroom as punishment.
The two of them stood quite close to the blackboard, so they could view Zhuang Ni's masterpiece.
In order to prevent the two of them from whispering to each other, Xiong YaoYue was arranged to stand on the left side of the blackboard, which was behind me and Xiao Qin. Eunuch Cao was arranged to stand on the right side, which was behind the class leader and the chameleon.
Xiong YaoYue was bored standing there, so she didn't dare to brazenly play with her phone without cover, so she quietly talked to me and Xiao Qin.
"Ye Lin, Xiao Qin, have you seen Ai Mi's robot? Is it the one called the 'forced rabbit'? It shot an anesthetic needle at a homeless person on the street a few days ago! That violates the three laws of robotics! How did it do it? "
I want to know, as a girl, how masculine are your hobbies if you know about the three laws of robotics?
"Didn't they say that the forced rabbit was ordered by Ai Mi to buy chips, then it was almost smashed by a homeless person to collect scrap metal, so it attacked them?"
Xiao Qin used the language textbook as a cover and talked quietly with Xiong YaoYue.
"But the first law of robotics is' robots cannot harm humans'! How could the forced rabbit violate the first law and hurt a homeless person? "
I cleared my throat.
"Didn't you hear what Dr. Yu said? The forced rabbit follows a modified version of the three laws of robotics. The first law was modified so that the forced rabbit cannot harm its owner, nor can it watch its owner get hurt. There are no restrictions on other people. "
"I think that's true …" Xiong YaoYue recalled, "It seems that Ai Mi is the first owner, Dr. Yu is the second owner, Ye Lin is the third owner, and I'm the fourth owner. My importance decreases in that order …"
"Huh? That means if I push you down when I'm joking, then the forced rabbit might attack me! Instead, you push me down, but the forced rabbit doesn't care? "
"Don't use such a misunderstood word like 'push', okay? Also, the forced rabbit is a retard, don't you know its model is B-2? On one hand, it attacked the homeless person two days ago to protect itself, but on the other hand, it probably thought Ai Mi would die if she couldn't eat chips! That's why anyone who prevents it from getting chips is an enemy of its first owner! "
"Oh right, it still thinks humans will die if they leave the wifi signal for ten minutes, so robots can also be retarded …"
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