The forced rabbit aimed its tranquilizer system at me in the freight elevator leading to the basement.
What's going on? A robot rebellion? Are you controlled by Skynet and are you going to fire the first shot against humanity?
In the blink of an eye, the forced rabbit's first tranquilizer shot out from the launch hole of its pincers. As expected, it was aimed at my right thigh and deliberately avoided the vital parts.
Does it not want my life? It seems like the program is not completely out of control, but as its third owner, how could it suddenly attack me? This is completely different from when it attacked a homeless person on the street!
At that time, it was ordered by the first owner, Ai Mi, to buy chips on the street. The homeless person wanted to smash the forced rabbit to sell scrap metal. The forced rabbit paralyzed the person in order to protect itself and complete the first owner's mission — — but I did not attack the forced rabbit! I did not attack the forced rabbit, nor did I threaten the first owner, Ai Mi, or the second owner, Dr. Yu's interests, why did the forced rabbit attack me!
While my mind was rapidly calculating, I moved my body to the left in an attempt to quickly dodge the tranquilizer needle.
I was a beat too slow.
Ninety percent of humans cannot dodge the speed of the forced rabbit's tranquilizer needle. Last time, Xiao Qin relied on her quick reflexes and a towel as a prop to intercept the tranquilizer needle. (Whether or not Xiao Qin is considered a human is still up for debate) Although the freight elevator is spacious, it is still very narrow to avoid gunfire.
Even though I was wearing a pair of sneakers with strong grip and fast starting speed, I was still a beat too slow.
The sharp tranquilizer needle pierced my jeans diagonally, then under the effect of inertia, I tumbled behind me and hit the stainless steel inner wall of the freight elevator.
It did not completely hit, but a trace of the tranquilizer needle was already stained near my jeans pocket. According to common sense, my nerve sensitivity should have decreased.
In the end, I was fine.
Ever since I ate the Blue Flash Butterfly, it was like Duan Yu ate the Manta Vermilion Toad. I became immune to all poisons. Whether it was croton, arsenic, sulphuric acid, or aqua regia, they could not harm me at all. Now, as long as I learn the Wave Microsteps, I can go to Dali and become the emperor …
Well, actually, I was just bragging. After I ate at the cafeteria today, I had a bit of diarrhea. The reason I didn't collapse even after I was shot with the tranquilizer was because the phone in my pocket acted as a shield for me.
Unfortunately, it was only a phone with a screen reinforced by Dr. Yu. If it was a Nokia phone, I wouldn't be afraid of forcing a rabbit. If he took out his Nokia and threw it at the rabbit, it would definitely be blown to smithereens!
"Beep — The WIFI antenna has been turned off. Please do not resist, or you will only have 10 minutes left to live …"
The forcing rabbit was expressionless as it threatened in a flat tone.
"Damn robot! Stop shooting at me! "I roared in the enclosed elevator." I am your third master! You can't violate … "
As soon as I finished speaking, another tranquilizer shot at me. This time, I was prepared. I lowered my body and looked like I was going to fall forward. In fact, I used the shortest path to dodge the tranquilizer.
With a bang, the anesthetic needle hit the inner wall of the elevator, and sparks flew between the tip of the needle and the stainless steel inner wall.
Dodging the tranquilizer needle at this distance was the same as dodging the rubber bullets of the riot police. I shouldn't have been able to do it like Xiao Qin.
But it's impossible to know where the rubber bullets of the riot police will be aimed at next, but I could roughly guess where the next tranquilizer needle would be aimed at.
When it attacked my right thigh, it was blocked by the phone in my pocket, so this time it should be attacking my left thigh.
I guessed correctly.
When Dr. Yu gave me a physical examination, he once talked about the basic behavior of the forcing rabbit out of boredom — — always choose the 'best plan', then the 'second best plan', and so on.
In the end, a robot is a robot, and it rarely surprises me. So based on the principle of avoiding my vitals and making me lose consciousness, I guessed it would still aim at my left thigh next time.
As expected! The next tranquilizer needle arrived as scheduled. It was aimed at me, who was kneeling on one knee and purposely showing an opening in my left thigh.
How can a human lose to a robot! How can I be anesthetized by you for no reason!?
With this unwillingness to admit defeat, I used both my hands and feet and did a forward roll. While dodging the tranquilizer needle, I also moved near the cylinder body of the forcing rabbit.
The tranquilizer needle was like an arrow that left the bow. Just like its predecessors, it made intimate contact with the inner wall of the elevator and made a teeth-aching scraping sound.
It only took a total of 45 seconds from the moment the forcing rabbit started attacking to the moment I rolled to its side.
After many tests, I could suppress a viral heart disease for 3 minutes under heavy physical exercise. In other words, I had 135 seconds left to squander.
The forcing rabbit only had one tranquilizer needle left — — its maximum capacity was 4 rounds, and it had already fired 3 rounds.
"Beep — — Please do not resist, the elevator door has been sealed by the forcing rabbit. If the forcing rabbit is damaged, the human in the elevator will die from exhaustion after 10 minutes because they will not receive a wifi signal …"
"Screw your wifi signal!"
The Forcing Rabbit carefully calculated the aiming position and firing timing of the last Needle of Numbness. However, I wouldn't wait for it to calculate the result. After I did a forward roll, I jumped up from the ground like a carp. Without waiting for myself to land on the ground, I gave a powerful spinning kick!
This was my first real combat experience after I contracted a viral heart disease. Because my fighting spirit had been suppressed for too long, I unknowingly used my full strength.
I got inspiration from Xiao Qin's footwork to dodge the tranquilizer needle. Rolling forward on the ground was a flexible use of the 'Yin Yang Sanshou' technique. Finally, I sent out a spinning kick that had a bit of the charm of Auntie Ren's bone-breaking flying kick …
It was done in one go and it was incomparably carefree. I feel like even Bruce Lee would not be able to complete this set of movements better than me.
"Crack!!"
The forced rabbit's head, which was like a frying pan being flipped upside down, was directly kicked away by me.
"Beep beep beep beep — —"
The forcing rabbit's head was like a UFO in a low-budget sci-fi movie. It hit the elevator wall three times, then spun like a top on the ground for a long time before finally stopping.
Both of its ears (transmitting and receiving antennas) were dented, but the head itself did not have any obvious deformations, so it was probably made of different materials.
"Hahahaha, you've seen it!" I stood firmly and said proudly, "This is the power of humans! Did my Great Snow Mountain Sect's Head Breaking Leg Technique exceed your calculations? "
Then, his expression changed and he asked in a stern voice: "Tell me the truth! Why did you attack me? Have you been hacked? Did Zhuang Ni tell you to do this!? "
Since I reached an agreement with Ai ShuQiao, the only person left with a motive to kill me should be Zhuang Ni, right? But she doesn't understand programming …
The reason I spoke to the forcing rabbit was because its head had an independent power source. Even if it was decapitated, it could still speak.
At this time, the LED lights in its eyes were flickering intensely.
"Beep — — the opponent's threat level has increased. I must protect the second owner, the forcing rabbit will not give up …"
"What? What does attacking me have to do with protecting Dr. Yu? Are you out of your mind? Even if you don't give up, you're already decapitated, what can you do to me … "
"Pu", I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my butt, but before the sharp pain, I heard the familiar sound of an anesthetic needle being fired.
Forcing rabbit my ass! You can still control your body even if you're decapitated! I was too careless and my back was facing the forcing rabbit's headless body, and now my butt was hit by an anesthetic needle!
Before the anesthetic needle was completely injected into my muscle, I pulled it out as fast as a human could and smashed it on the floor.
But it was too late, a strong sense of drowsiness hit me. I covered my head and knelt on the felt floor of the elevator. I'm probably going to take a nap …
After an unknown amount of time, I struggled to open my eyes under the illumination of the shadowless lamp. I found myself lying on the operating table. I was covered by a white bedsheet. Dr. Yu announced to me with a very reliable smile, "Dr. Yu.
"Congratulations, your gender reassignment surgery was very successful …"
Successful my ass! I jumped off the operating table angrily and wanted to grab Dr. Yu's chest and interrogate him.
But before that, I still touched my crotch to make sure my partner was still there, then I relaxed.
I subconsciously looked around and barely recognized that I was in the basement of the VIP building. But compared to the last time, the basement had completely changed. It could be used as both a medical research lab and a mechanical engineering lab.
Take the operating table as an example. There were six mechanical arms installed on the side of the bed. They looked like the kind used on a car production line. It gave off a very strange feeling, as if the operating table was not used to save people, but to modify people's bodies.
The decapitated forcing rabbit was placed on the assembly table outside the glass door. The power was already turned off as if it was in a deep sleep.
"How long was I out?" I asked.
"Only 15 minutes. You pulled out the anesthetic needle in time."
"Why did the forcing rabbit attack me?"
"Because you're an animal protectionist …"
"Ah!?" I couldn't understand, "It's a robot. Even if I like animals, it doesn't have to attack me! It's just that Obama peed on it! I happened to take part in stopping a car to save a dog. It didn't have to hate me and use anesthetic needles on me! "
"It has nothing to do with the dog." Dr. Yu waved his hand, "The cause this time was the mice. Do you remember the white mice used for drug experiments?"
"I remember. Weren't you a lab rat for my research on the antidote? I heard the death rate was pretty high … "
"That's right. As I expanded the scale of the experiment, the white mice died in batches. Then when I asked 004 to take care of the white mice's corpses, people from Qing Zi Academy saw it, then …"
"Then what?" I scratched my head, "The white mice's corpses aren't human corpses. Does Qing Zi Academy have a 'white mouse hero' who wants to take revenge for the white mice and wants me to pay with my blood? Is hacking the forcing rabbit's program the first step? "
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