"You clearly have your sister by your side, yet you're masturbating!"
When Ai Mi and I rode the elevator back to the first floor of the VIP building, she complained to me with dissatisfaction.
Even though I tried to cover it up before opening the bathroom door, Ai Mi still saw through it.
Since I had to hide the fact that I had a viral heart disease, I couldn't say that I provided the semen sample for Dr. Yu's senior to do research, so she could only assume that I was hiding in the bathroom and secretly masturbating.
Fortunately, Ai Mi also thought the same. Otherwise, if she found out that I used a paper cup to store the semen sample and thought that I had a perverted hobby of storing semen after masturbating, I would have even less face to continue living in this world.
"Say something! Did you become a mute? "Ai Mi continued to interrogate behind me," Why don't you come to me if you have physical needs? If you masturbate in the bathroom like a loser, would my reputation as your master be good if word got out? "
"Hey, you should call me brother when you're alone! Don't call yourself sister, then master … "I awkwardly pressed the elevator button.
Ai Mi changed her mind midway. She wanted the elevator to go straight to the second floor. She wanted to play games with a pro team while eating dinner. The delicious food made by a French chef was not particularly attractive to her. It was probably not much different from the instant noodles of otakus.
"That's not contradictory at all!" Ai Mi said unreasonably, "The younger sister is the older brother's master! It doesn't matter if you're the older brother or the manservant, it's natural for you to call me master! Speak! Who gave you the right to masturbate without the master's consent? "
"You're too nosy!" I couldn't help but retort, "It's such a personal matter, even if it's the younger sister … no! Especially the younger sister, she shouldn't be nosy! "
"What?" Ai Mi immediately put on an offended expression, "You dare talk to me like that? Do you not love me? "
"Hey! Can you not change the topic to 'whether I love you' every single time?! Even if I secretly masturbated, it's none of your business, right? "
Ai Mi did not directly answer my question, but asked back: "You once said you loved me, was that a lie?"
"Of course not! Didn't I risk my life to save you? "
"Oh …" Ai Mi narrowed her eyes and let her long eyelashes cover the two gemstones. "So your life belongs to me, right?"
"You could say that," I replied.
If he wanted to become a qualified sis-con, he had to be able to sacrifice his life for his sister at any time. This was the basic requirement.
"Since your life belongs to me, as the body that carries your life, it naturally belongs to me, right? Don't you have an obligation to protect your body and prevent it from being destroyed? Otherwise, can't you use your body to serve me? "
"In theory, yes …" I answered, feeling that some trap lay ahead for me.
"So you're not allowed to masturbate!" Ai Mi stomped on the elevator floor with her leather shoes and yelled at me fiercely, "Your entire body, from the tips of your hair to your fingertips, every millimeter, every micron, every nanometer belongs to me. Your hands and feet belong to me, your hair and nails belong to me, and your semen also belong to me!! "
Hey! Ai Mi, what are you saying! Don't say it in such a perverted way! Even the most controlling girlfriend wouldn't say the same thing as you!
"Hmph, you wasted my semen without my permission. Isn't that a heinous crime? Shouldn't you apologize to me? "
"You're the one who should apologize to the word 'sibling relationship'! I don't have such a shameless sister! Don't ever say those two words again! "
Don't wash your dirty linen in public. In order to prevent the people in the corridor on the second floor from hearing our conversation, I pressed the elevator button and didn't let the elevator door open. The soundproofing of the freight elevator was pretty good. Previously, when the forcing rabbit chose to fight me here, it was also the "best choice" after its logical deduction.
Ai Mi insisted on going against me. I didn't let her say it, but she said it a hundred times in one breath.
Will your fans in the US be disappointed if they know that their idol is so cool? Or would he be even more excited?
I was about to cry from anger because of my own sister.
"I'm begging you, can you stop talking? Do you want your brother to die by hitting his head on the elevator door? "
"Hmph, I don't have a stupid brother who would kill himself by hitting his head on the elevator door. If you sincerely beg me, I can stop saying those two words for now, but what price are you going to pay?"
"Price? What price? " I still pressed the close button on the elevator door. It seems like this freight elevator can stay still forever.
Ai Mi proudly put her hands on her slender waist, "Since you're begging me, you have to pay the price. For example, if Katyusha begged me to play with Obama, she would have to wear a maid outfit and become my servant. As for you …"
"I'll say it first." I said righteously, "No matter what, I won't wear a maid outfit for you to see!"
"Who wants to see you wear a maid outfit!" Ai Mi said angrily, "How twisted do I have to be to want to see you in a maid outfit! Anyway, you owe me a request! Once I think about it, I'll make you keep your promise! "
Without waiting for me to refute, Ai Mi rushed up and pressed the button, and the elevator door finally opened.
Since the basement of the VIP building has been unused for many years, it can only be reached by the freight elevator. Under normal circumstances, Ai Mi would never use the freight elevator that connects the basement to the other three floors.
That's why after Ai Mi used the unfamiliar freight elevator to reach the second floor of the VIP building, she was in a daze because the entry point had changed, so she couldn't find the team's activity room.
She was unwilling to admit that she had no sense of direction in front of me. She first walked left, then right, and in the end, turned around and came back. Her gaze was hesitant, as though she was about to get lost in her own base camp.
I couldn't help but laugh when I saw this scene, and it quickly showed on my face.
"Hahaha, you can't find the team's activity room? It's clearly a few rooms that were connected together, it's so obvious … "
The more I spoke, the higher Ai Mi's brows furrowed.
"Damn manservant, shut up! You're the one who interfered with my words, so I couldn't find it immediately! "
After we left the elevator, she stopped calling me brother — — even when we were alone, Ai Mi didn't really like to call me brother unless it was beneficial to her.
I crossed my arms in front of my chest and said proudly: "How about it? Do you want me to lead the way? Didn't you just say I owe you a request? As long as you ask me to lead the way, we'll be even on this matter … "
"Keep dreaming!" Without waiting for me to finish, Ai Mi shouted, "Do you want to use such a simple matter to make up the numbers? It's your duty to lead the way … No! I don't need you to lead the way! I hate you! Hurry up and disappear from my sight! Disappear right now! "
I didn't get angry, but I shrugged my shoulders and walked towards the team's activity room.
Just like I expected, in less than 30 seconds, Ai Mi sneakily followed behind me. She had her hands behind her back and her face was tilted at a 45-degree angle. She looked at the ceiling and made a "I'm not following you" expression.
She's clearly a person with a bad sense of direction who can get lost in her own home, but she won't admit it for the sake of face? The terrain of the second floor was indeed a bit more complicated than the first floor. Some places were in the shape of a 'hui' shape and there were many forks in the road. For example, there was one in front of me …
With mischievous intentions, when I approached the fork in the road, I suddenly sped up and turned into the fork as fast as I could. Then, I leaned against the wall and hid my body.
Before I did that, I had already confirmed with the corner of my eye that Ai Mi was not very vigilant and she wasn't always staring at me. That's why she didn't know where I went when she heard the noise and realized I suddenly disappeared in front of her.
After staying in place for a few seconds, I heard Ai Mi's small leather shoes run on the carpet as if she wanted to chase after me. But she only ran for 4 or 5 steps before she stopped.
"Hmph, I can still find the door to the team's activity room without you. I wasn't following you in the first place, I just happened to be going in the same direction …"
My sister said with a slightly lonely tone as she slowly walked on the carpet.
"If I didn't use the laser emitter on my phone and ran out of battery, I could also call Peng TouSi to save me … I don't need a brother who would abandon me …"
Her half complaint and half stubbornness entered my defenseless heart and made me feel guilty. It was as if I didn't leave the directionless Ai Mi in the hallway, but in a world of ice and snow with howling northern winds.
"I'm sorry." I walked out of my hiding place and apologized to Ai Mi, "I won't play this kind of joke with you in the future. I would never abandon you."
"Idiot." Ai Mi suddenly smiled. Her smile was as bright as a spring flower.
"Huh?"
"Do you think I don't know you're hiding nearby?" Ai Mi put her left hand on her hip and raised her right hand with her palm facing up.
"Hmph ~ hmph ~ hmph ~" Ai Mi continued, "I used a few weak words to gain sympathy and you couldn't help but jump out! You're so easy to trick! Do you think I really rely on you that much? Do you think I can't leave you? Do you think I would get lost in my own headquarters? "
The corner of my mouth twitched a few times, "Let's not talk about anything else, but you're definitely lost, right?"
"Shut up! Your sister is … "Ai Mi, who was familiar with Chinese internet slang, almost blurted out" Your sister is the one who's lost! ", but halfway through she realized it was a confession, so she forcefully swallowed the second half of her sentence.
"Anyway, hurry up and lead the way! Something like leading the way, even Obama could do it! Are you not even as good as a dog? "
"Okay, okay, since you're not lost, just follow behind."
I replied and began to slow down. I dutifully brought Ai Mi to the team's activity room.
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