"Nonsense, you have no sense of propriety!"
I stood up and pushed open the door to the special bathroom in the throne room. I wanted to use the "pee escape" method to avoid Ai Mi's request for me to kiss the back of her feet.
"Damn manservant, are you really going to the washroom?" Ai Mi looked at me with suspicion, "Are you going to masturbate in the washroom again?"
"Who would masturbate a door away from their sister!"
"Eh? Didn't you masturbate when I knocked on the door before dinner? Are you already addicted? Your perverted brother can't masturbate if he doesn't listen to his sister's voice anymore, right? "
"You …" I was so angry that I made an action similar to a tiger preying on a rabbit. I bared my teeth to scare her, but she didn't care at all.
It's fine if she wasn't scared, but she even lifted the lace edge of her nightdress with two fingers. It was as if she would lift the nightdress completely and show me what was underneath if I pounced on her.
Is she not shy at all about exposing her body? On the outside of the magic glass, Winnie was sticking close to the mirror and searching for an eyelash that slipped into her eyelid! If it was a transparent glass, then the angle at which Ai Mi lifted the edge of her dress would have allowed the people outside to see everything under her dress! Is this some kind of terrible public play! Why do I seem to have seen a similar "magic glass box" feature in my dad's "Alternative AV Collection" article!
I really lost to Ai Mi. She knows I can't hurt her, so she doesn't care about any of my threats. I have to think of a way to divert Ai Mi's attention. I'll use the time I have to pee in the washroom to think about it.
I didn't continue to tangle with Ai Mi, so I went into the washroom and locked the door. I began to think while peeing.
To be honest, as Ai Mi's private washroom, the decorations already made me tired of it. Anyway, it's the most expensive tiles, the most expensive toilet, the most expensive bathtub … I suddenly saw a laundry basket from the corner of my eyes.
Eh? This laundry basket is different from Ai Mi's other laundry baskets. It's not the kind that only allows entry and no exit, it's like a sealed safe! In order to prevent crazy lolicons from stealing Ai Mi's underwear, most of Ai Mi's clothes were sealed in a laundry basket and then escorted to the laundry room by the bodyguards.
There was actually an ordinary laundry basket here? In the end, it was still a mistake? There was clearly a pile of clothes Ai Mi had just taken off, looks like she just changed her clothes here …
My eyes brightened as if I had found a treasure. After peeing, I washed my hands and quickly walked to the clothes my sister had taken off.
After only a second of hesitation, I reached down and began rummaging through the dirty laundry basket.
"Where is it? Where is he? "
My heart fluttered in search of something.
Don't misunderstand, I'm not looking for my sister's underwear to use for strange purposes.
All I needed to confirm was that there was no underwear in the laundry basket. Then I would know that Ai Mi wasn't completely naked under her translucent pajamas. She only took off her jacket and put on her pajamas.
In the end, there was good news and bad news.
Ai Mi's underwear was not in the dirty laundry basket, so Ai Mi's teasing of my body was mostly to make it look mysterious.
But there was a snow pink bra that Ai Mi took off in the laundry basket. It even had a layer of pearl lace decorations on the edges. It was so sexy that it didn't match a young girl's age.
"The lower part has armor, but the upper part doesn't?"
I made a speculation in my head.
Hehehehehe, I won't be at a disadvantage if I have this important information! Although it's also troublesome to wear a vacuum on the upper body, it's not like when the weather is really hot. Winnie and Xiao Qin have done it at home before, so it's not like a vacuum on the lower body.
"Why are you so slow! Why aren't you coming out yet!? "
Ai Mi shouted at me through the bathroom door. My hand trembled and I dropped the snow pink bra in the laundry basket.
Please don't misunderstand! I wasn't studying my sister's bra closely or even smelling it! I was just checking to see if Ai Mi's underwear was tangled up with the bra, that's all! If I thought Ai Mi was wearing underwear, but she wasn't, then it would be a tragedy!
I simply cleaned up the laundry basket and covered the traces of me flipping through it (why does it seem like I'm a pervert that often appears in H manga?). I walked back to the throne room and found that Ai Mi had started another game.
I don't know why, but this time she switched to playing with her hands, and she was commanding everyone while playing.
"I'll guard the middle lane, Winnie, you and the robot go top lane!"
"Huh?" Winnie didn't react immediately.
"What are you spacing out for! I told you two to go top lane! "
My face twitched as I listened on the side, then I kindly reminded her: "It's true that the game is divided into top, middle, and bottom lanes, but the so-called top lane refers to a single person on the top lane eating money and experience. You told Winnie and Fan Chuan to go top lane …"
"Shut up!" Ai Mi refused to admit she made a fool of herself, "I'm a foreigner and I'm not familiar with Chinese, so it's normal for me to say something wrong!"
"Ha, now you're admitting you're a foreigner? You're clearly at level 10 in Chinese, okay? If you don't know how to command, then don't command blindly … "
Ai Mi suddenly turned around and glared at me. She ignored the other teammates who were still fighting, her eyes left the screen, and her right hand left the mouse. She pointed at my nose and scolded:
"# # @% 5 # ¥@! # # # @ # # # ¥* &% …% ¥¥¥% # # # ¥¥¥¥¥%%% # @!! "
It wasn't Namek, it was just fast American English. But for me, it was even harder to understand than Namek. I only heard one word that sounded like "pig".
"Hey! Don't call your brother a pig! From a genetic perspective, it's bad for you! "
"Who called you a pig?" Ai Mi said strangely, "I only called you a California bullfrog that's dumber than a Bengal lizard and a Florida alligator …"
"It's just scolding a person, does it have to be so complicated! Also, I don't look like a Bengal lizard, Florida alligator, or bullfrog! "
While I was bickering with my sister, Ai Mi's character was uncontrolled and she was standing too far forward, so she was whittled down by the enemy minions. She only had a third of her health left.
"Retreat!" I pointed at the screen and shouted at Ai Mi. She made a sound of "Huh?" and didn't immediately react. Then, she was stabbed to death by the enemy hero, Zhao Xin, who was modeled after Zhao Yun, the general of the Three Kingdoms.
“Fuckyou！*****！！”
I only understood the first part of the sentence "F * ck you". As for the rest, it's probably all profanity in English.
Ai Mi slammed the table and cursed at the computer screen. She looked a bit like Adolf Hitler in Destruction of the Reich.
Fortunately, the throne room was soundproof. If Ai Mi didn't turn on the microphone, the people outside wouldn't be able to hear what she was saying, or it would be too embarrassing.
The team members in the activity room were in an uproar. Although they couldn't hear Ai Mi's curses, their mission to protect Ai Mi from being killed failed, so everyone had their hearts in their throats.
But what happened next took an unexpected turn.
Although Ai Mi's hero died, the game screen did not turn black and white as expected. An ice blue egg appeared at the location of the hero's death.
So Ai Mi's hero was the Ice Phoenix with the ability to revive. The Ice Phoenix will turn into a phoenix egg after death. If the enemy cannot destroy the phoenix egg within 6 seconds, the Ice Phoenix will hatch from the egg.
Zhao Xin's brain didn't work too well. He probably hadn't fought against the Ice Phoenix before, so he didn't know the origin of the egg that suddenly appeared in front of him.
What should I do? Zhao Xin weighed the spear in his hand and decided to stab it a few times. Stabbing it won't get you pregnant.
The problem is that the phoenix egg is within the defense tower's attack range. You took the risk to attack and already took a hit from the defense tower. Why aren't you retreating? Do you really think you're Zhao Zilong who went in and out of Changban?
Without any suspense, Zhao Xin was killed by the defense tower before he could even reduce half of the phoenix egg's HP. Ai Mi's Ice Phoenix was reborn and stood proudly at the base of the tower.
"Ahahaha! You fell for my trap. "Ai Mi laughed wildly," I purposely lured you to attack me. "
Just showing off to me wasn't enough. Ai Mi turned on the microphone and boasted to the team members, including Winnie: "Did you all see how I killed them? You don't need to protect me this time. I can revive after I die anyway. Everyone, go all out. "
Ai Mi was so angry when she was killed for the first time. It was clear that she didn't remember what skills her hero had. Also, she claimed that she didn't need protection since she could revive after she died, but she didn't read the skill description carefully. The Ice Phoenix's revival clearly has a cooldown. If Ai Mi is killed again and can't revive, she will use 'Fuehrer's Wrath' again.
But no matter what, the members of the team were glad that Ai Mi didn't fly into a rage because they didn't protect her well enough this time. They gathered their focus and prepared to attack as a form of defense. They gathered their firepower and didn't give the enemy a chance to get close to Ai Mi.
The situation looked great. Winnie had already destroyed the first tower, and Fan Chuan was forcing Teemo to hide under the tower. Even the low HP minions didn't dare to go up and finish him off.
However, in the blink of an eye, the situation changed drastically. Zhao Xin, who had been standing under the enemy tower and poking the phoenix egg, suddenly became as fierce as a dragon and as fierce as a tiger. He accurately caught the snowman that was roaming in the jungle and killed it with a set of skills. Then, he went to the top lane to catch Fan Chuan.
"What's going on?" Winnie was shocked, "Did Zhao Xin switch players? How can he have such good awareness? "
Before she finished speaking, Fan Chuan was also ambushed.
The attacker wasn't Zhao Xin, but Teemo who was hiding under the tower and didn't dare to attack for a long time.
This Teemo instantly became coquettish in his movements. He was bold but careful, and his attacks were extremely threatening!
Fan Chuan was caught unprepared. He was originally guarding against Zhao Xin, but he didn't expect Teemo to suddenly attack. Furthermore, the skill and tactics he displayed were completely different.
"What a coincidence." A message appeared at the bottom of the screen, "I can't believe you guys ran into my classmate again. I'll let you guys have a taste of my power."
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