"All of them?"
I glanced at the QQ panel on Shu Zhe's phone and saw that there were over 100 people in the "offline" group! You tricked all 100 elementary school students? You must be the public enemy of elementary school students!
"How did you trick 100 people?"
"No, I didn't trick 100 people!" Shu Zhe said bashfully, "It's not like every offline person successfully stole a dog. There were only 20-30 people who completed the transaction with Rhonin and the others, I only took some commission …"
"So you're saying that all 20-30 people were tricked by you? The commission you took was even more than their labor fees, right? "
"I'm so unlucky." Shu Zhe then started to complain, "Rhonin and the others were too stupid. I don't know who leaked the information and let the elementary school students know that I took more money than them. In the end, they all said that I tricked them and wanted to get even with me — — luckily I didn't leave any contact information, so they had no place to find me."
It was probably because of this that the QQ account "Zhe Bie" was abandoned.
"What? Brother Ye Lin, why are you suddenly interested in this matter? "
"Just answer my question. Let me ask you, among the elementary school students that you tricked, is there anyone who's good at League of Legends? "
"What game?"
"League of Legends!"
"I've never heard of it …" Shu Zhe does not like to play computer games, but I never expected him to not even know about League of Legends.
"It's commonly known as' League of Legends'!"
"Ah — — I remember now!" Shu Zhe suddenly realized, "A lot of boys in our class play that, they even formed a team …"
"I don't care about your class! Hurry up and tell me, among the elementary school students you tricked, is there anyone who's good at League of Legends! "
"Now that you mention it, there really is … That guy's QQ is called 'Demacia Slingshot King'. In his QQ space, there are all kinds of messages from classmates begging to become his disciple or to hug his thighs."
'Zhe Bie is an idiot', 'elementary school student', 'God of League of Legends', 'Slingshot King', 'Street Light' … When all the messages were put together, I was able to confirm his identity.
It really is the saying 'enemies don't meet unless they're enemies'! You just broke the street lamp in front of 28 Middle School yesterday, and today you met my sister in a game!
I don't care how Shu Zhe defrauded you of your labor fees. Anyway, it's illegal for you to steal a pet dog in the neighborhood to earn extra money. You deserve to be defrauded!
Last night, you broke a street lamp and made Gong CaiCai lose her eyes. Today, you're calling Winnie and my sister idiots? You're courting death! Don't think that I'll spoil you just because you're a primary school student! I'm not your parents!
"Shu Zhe, do you know how to contact this' Slingshot King '? It's best if it's an offline method, something like a mobile phone … "
Even though they were primary school students, they did not rule out the possibility of carrying a mobile phone with them. Many parents were worried that their children would get lost, so they gave them a simple mobile phone so that they could locate each other at any time.
"Eh? I don't have that guy's phone, but I'm surfing the internet right now. Let me check my previous records. I think I have the phone number of the internet cafe he frequented … "
Shu Zhe was indeed a schemer. Although the QQ account "Zhe Bie" had been abandoned by him, the valuable information that he had collected before was still left on the network hard disk. In this way, he could access it at any time if he needed it in the future.
I waited for a few minutes. I heard Ai Mi let out another blood-curdling scream through the bathroom door. Her ice phoenix was probably killed again, and this time, it didn't come back to life.
If I can find the contact information of the 'King of Slingshot', or 'Zhe Bie is an idiot', I'm prepared to call him and harass him. It doesn't matter if it's just scaring him or threatening him, I have to make sure that the 'Red Scarf God' can't focus on the game and allow Golden Lightning to win. That way, Ai Mi will feel a bit better.
But Shu Zhe told me apologetically after searching for a while: "Bro Ye Lin, I remembered wrongly. The internet cafe he frequented did not have a phone number. But I have his mother's phone number, I'm not sure if it would be useful to you …"
"Eh? How did his mother's phone number end up in your hands? "
"I also forgot. Elementary school students aren't very vigilant, so they blurt out a lot of information …"
That's true, let's take today as an example. When 'Zhe Bie is an idiot' played against Winnie and the others, he claimed that he 'uses a slingshot to practice his accuracy'. Yet, he casually told someone he didn't know about his illegal actions.
I was overjoyed when I got the phone number of the elementary school's mother, as well as the name of the internet cafe he frequents. I ended the call with Shu Zhe and immediately called the LOL god's mother's phone number.
"Auntie! Your child is currently playing games with his classmates at the 'Quintuple Kills' internet cafe! It looks like he didn't even eat dinner! Hurry up and take care of him! "
I immediately used the identity of an unknown kind-hearted person to yell at the other party as soon as the call connected.
"What!? That bastard went to play games again after school!? " The middle-aged woman with the croaky voice on the other end of the phone immediately became furious, "He failed all my exams last semester and even lied to me to study at my classmate's house, but he ended up playing games at an internet cafe!? I'll teach him a lesson! "
She even forgot to ask who I was and hung up the phone. She must've left in a hurry.
It looks like this middle-aged woman knows where the internet cafe her son frequents is! It might even be close to her home! Looks like there's going to be a good show!
I put my phone back in my pocket and came out of the bathroom. I saw Ai Mi angrily biting her lips as she stared at the black-and-white game screen.
"Don't worry." I said to my sister confidently, "Tell Winnie and the others to play steadily. As long as they don't lose for 10-15 minutes, the enemy will put out the fire."
Ai Mi was doubtful: "How can you be so sure? Who did you call in there? Do you not love me anymore? "
"Take back your last question! What's the point of adding it here! You guys only need to last another 15 minutes and you'll win! "
I promised my sister in a hurry, but I wasn't sure if the middle-aged woman could get to the internet cafe and drag him out in front of everyone within 15 minutes.
"What if we can't win after 15 minutes?" Ai Mi asked aggressively, "How are you going to apologize for lying to me?"
As she said that, she crossed her legs and shook her white feet in front of me.
"Then it's a deal! I'll tell Winnie and the others to defend for 15 minutes. If they still can't win, then you have to lick my feet as an apology! "
"Who said it's a deal!"
Ai Mi pressed the button to turn on the microphone on her head, "Listen up! From now on, we're going to defend for 15 minutes! It's fine if we don't have to kill anyone! I have a plan! "
The team members all breathed a sigh of relief when they heard the new order — — with their strength, it's more than enough to defend their own base. As long as Ai Mi doesn't go to the front lines to cause trouble and force everyone to blindly attack, then we'll win steadily until the end of the game.
"Hmph." Ai Mi looked at me with an unhappy expression after giving the order to the team.
"I've already blown your big talk. If the situation doesn't change, I'll lose face! Don't tell me you shouldn't kneel down and lick my feet to comfort your sister's wounded heart? "
As she said that, she tilted her chair and raised her jade-like feet towards me.
I persisted without much confidence: "At most 20 minutes, the other side will be utterly defeated …"
"15 minutes is 15 minutes! You can't go longer than a second! "Ai Mi said rudely," If the situation doesn't change in 15 minutes, you'll kneel down and lick my feet! For a lolicon like you, it's not a punishment, it's a reward! "
I didn't talk to Ai Mi anymore, but nervously observed the situation in the game. As time passed by, I gradually became anxious.
Is the 'Quintuple Kills' Internet Cafe far from the middle-aged woman's home? What if I have to drive to get there? What if the red scarf god isn't caught by his mother within 15 minutes, then wouldn't I have made a fool of myself?
If I knew earlier, I wouldn't have been so confident, it would have been better to say 20 minutes! In the current situation, once the time limit is up, Ai Mi will force me to lick her feet. Although I definitely won't agree, I'm afraid I would have to use other conditions instead. It would be troublesome.
On the other side, the red scarf god was controlling Izeriel. He noticed that the four people on the other side had changed their fighting stance and began to hide under the tower. He thought they were afraid of him.
"Hahahaha, I'm a true expert. Are you scared out of your wits?"
"Come, call me daddy! If you call me daddy, I'll let you go! Anyway, these are my classmates' accounts, it has nothing to do with me even if they lose points to you! "
"Huh? No one fell for it? I was waiting for you guys to call me daddy, then I'll beat you up … "
Although this elementary school student was skilled, his words were incomparably despicable. He repeatedly challenged the other side's endurance.
"I can't take it anymore!" Winnie shouted, "You guys pay attention to defense, I'm going to kill him!"
"Don't be impulsive!" After signaling Ai Mi to turn on the microphone, I raised my voice and said, "We only have four people on the frontlines, and you don't know when he'll switch machines with his classmates. Even if you kill the explorer, he might not be the one controlling it!"
Fan Chuan also persuaded Winnie to temporarily give up on the idea of fighting with her life on the line.
"Then are we just going to wait?" Winnie still had objections.
"Wait 15 minutes." Ai Mi interrupted before I finished speaking, "There's only 10 minutes left. Once the time is up, the manservant will have to lick my feet …"
I was startled. I thought Ai Mi had sent the message and everyone heard it. Then I realized that after Ai Mi said "10 minutes", she turned off the microphone. The rest of the message was just for me to hear and to scare me.
"What will happen if we wait 10 minutes?" The team members were puzzled, but they could only act according to the plan.
The elementary school student became even more pleased when he saw Winnie did not rush forward despite being provoked.
"How can you guys fall when I haven't even done anything? Don't be so cowardly ~ ~ ~ Can you play with me a bit more? Because my main account is too powerful, everyone gives up when they see me and can only use smurf accounts! But my smurf account is also that scary? "
"Sigh, it's so lonely being invincible! As expected, a genius like me isn't someone you mortals can fight against. Should I go easy on you with one hand? "
"Oh right, since you guys look down on elementary school students, then you must be big brothers and sisters? I'm not good with words, so if I say something that makes you unhappy — — jump out of the computer and hit me! "
"Wahahaha, jump out of the computer if you have the ability and press my face on the keyboard fhA * WEGfqgwae * gSouewOGtw83495w4ytiop3t 0982345 #% #"
I was overjoyed when I saw the garbled code in the last half of the sentence, as well as the fact that the adventurer suddenly used a big move in a direction where there were no enemies: It looks like the elementary school student has rushed to the internet cafe!
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