The incident of the elementary school students getting beaten up in the "Quintuple Kill" Internet Cafe later became a famous after-dinner topic in Dong Shan City because the process was too explosive.
According to the witnesses' recollections, at that time, the Red Scarf God's mother, a middle-aged woman, walked into the internet cafe fiercely. She looked like she was going to kill anyone who stood in her way. The internet cafe manager and the cashier widened their eyes and didn't dare to stop her.
The Red Scarf God was using his classmate's computer to play League of Legends. He seemed to be typing (mocking us). Suddenly, his mother came from behind, grabbed his hair, and slammed his head onto the keyboard.
"F * ck!" The Red Scarf God cursed subconsciously, which made his mother even angrier. She didn't stop and slammed her son's head onto the keyboard more than ten times.
This was also the reason why we saw so many messy messages in the chat. The adventurers under his control also went crazy and used their skills randomly. Very quickly, Winnie seized the opportunity to take them down.
"Why aren't you studying! You only know how to play games! Can you play games for the rest of your life! "
The middle-aged woman cursed as she hit him. The Red Scarf God's classmates saw that the situation wasn't good and were afraid that their parents would come looking for them, so they all scattered.
The Red Scarf God, who had been slapped in a daze, finally understood that the person who had slapped him was his mother. After a few intimate contact with the keyboard, his pitiful face was stained with the "S" and "B" keycaps that had fallen off the keyboard.
The middle-aged woman didn't hold back when she hit her son. Plus, this Internet Cafe was illegal and they were afraid of being reported, so even if the middle-aged woman damaged the equipment, no one dared to stop her.
"Mom, why did you hit me!" The Red Scarf God was a man. He didn't cry and beg for mercy after being hit so hard. He even talked back to his mother.
"I don't like studying! What's wrong with playing games for the rest of my life? I can become an e-sports champion in the future! You and dad should treat me better now, or else when I have money in the future … "
The middle-aged woman's face was already red with anger. After hearing her son's unreasonable words, she was so angry that her brain almost exploded.
"You brat, how dare you talk back!?"
The strong middle-aged woman grabbed her son's hair and one of his arms and lifted him up with both hands. "Hey!"
This move was very similar to the Alchemist's "shoulder throw"! She instantly pulled her son up from his chair and threw him heavily onto the floor!
The Red Scarf Guru sat on the floor and saw stars. Before he could catch his breath, the middle-aged woman slapped his son more than twenty times!
Thousand Hands Buddha Palm! It was said that this was one of the 72 Ultimate Skills of Shaolin Temple. Only Master Fang Zheng of The Smiling, Proud Wanderer had used it before! The middle-aged woman's Kung Fu was amazing!
The Red Scarf Guru was beaten up and finally returned to his primary school self. He wanted to run away with a sad face, but how could he fight against his mother's unparalleled power?
The middle-aged woman's eyes turned cold, and she used the panda-man monk's "Divine Crane Neck Stretching Kick"!
A roundhouse kick with a deceleration effect! The elementary school student was kicked in the butt and instantly rolled to a corner of the Internet Cafe. He had very little health left and could no longer move.
"Auntie! Even if you hit your son, you can't hit him so hard! "A man with tattoos on his arm, earrings, and permed blonde hair tried to persuade her.
Although this guy looked like a gangster, he immediately lost his temper when the middle-aged woman glared at him.
"It's none of your business! I gave birth to my son, so I can hit him if I want to! Plus, this little brat can take a beating! When his dad used a folding stool to hit him, he didn't even get hurt! "
F * ck, dare I ask this elementary school student's father, is he one of the 18 bronze statues of Shaolin Temple? You and your husband have already beaten your son to the point that he's like an atomic diamond with copper skin and iron bones!
Before the middle-aged woman finished her sentence, the elementary school student quietly climbed up from the corner of the wall! He got up and ran! He was pretending just now! He used the "Fake Death" skill to clear the boss's aggro. Where there's life, there's hope!
Unfortunately, the boss he met today was too strong and intelligent. The title of "Player's Mother" was not just for show.
[Middle-aged Woman's Deep Breath] [Middle-aged Woman's Endless Rage] [Middle-aged Woman's Bloodthirsty Rage] [Middle-aged Woman's Merciless Ambush]!
A series of powerful attacks rained down on the elementary school student's butt without holding back. The all-powerful God of League of Legends was sent flying out of the internet cafe, landing face first on the dusty street.
"Mom, do you want to kill me? I was picked up from somewhere, right? I'm definitely picked up from somewhere! "The elementary school student was still able to shout even after falling to the ground. His ability to take hits was really not just for show.
"We picked up this thing of yours? Who would want this thing of yours if you threw it on the street?! " The middle-aged woman bent down and grabbed her son's leg. Just like that, she dragged her son all the way home, attracting the attention of passersby.
From the moment the middle-aged woman entered the Internet Cafe to the moment she dragged her son away, it only took a total of three to five minutes. But that incomparably intense action that could be compared to a martial arts movie deeply shocked everyone present. In comparison, they felt that the golden armored warriors in the game were not as handsome as before.
At the same time, because the red scarf god and his teammates were all scared away, the opposing team had a rare phenomenon of "all members AFK". As a result, Team Golden Lightning obtained a complete victory. With the cooperation of her teammates, Ai Mi used Ice Phoenix's ultimate skill and killed the enemy heroes who were holed up in the main base countless times.
"Hahahaha, that was so satisfying!" Ai Mi laughed so hard that the straps of her pajamas were about to fall off her shoulders. I frowned and quickly helped her up.
"Manservant, what are you doing!" Ai Mi glared at me, "I said I would give you a reward of licking my feet, but I never said I would give you a reward of touching my breasts!"
Who wants to touch your breasts! I'm afraid your breasts will be exposed! Also, licking my feet is clearly not a reward, but a punishment!
"What's going on?" Winnie controlled the troops to delay the enemy's base from being dismantled so that Ai Mi could pick up more kills. She asked with surprise and joy, "Ye Lin, how did you know they would be in trouble within 15 minutes? Did you use hacking software to make them all go offline? "
I laughed and did not give a clear answer. Of course, I don't know how to use hacking software. At this time, I also did not know that the red scarf god was being beaten up. I only roughly guessed that he was taken out of the Internet Cafe and could no longer fight.
Later on, I heard that the elementary school student was brutally beaten by [Middle Aged Woman's Punishment] and half of his face looked like a cursed troll. I couldn't help but sigh.
Fellow fans! In the future, don't get too angry when you meet people AFK in League of Legends! You have to know that some people have a reason to AFK! For example, a phone call, boiling water, food, scratching by a cat, bitten by a dog, kicked by a pigeon … it's all possible! Especially when elementary school students with good mechanics suddenly go offline, it's most likely because they were caught by their parents! Some parents have a battle power as high as 40 million! All they need to do is start with 'White Crane Wings' and it's enough to make a child piss their pants!
All in all, this match was suppressed at first, then turned defeat into victory. Ai Mi obtained the highest number of kills in her 'career'. She was so proud that her nose was about to grow like Pinocchio's.
"You guys did pretty well!" Ai Mi said through the microphone, "Thanks to me and the manservant's leadership, everyone other than Winnie doesn't have to worry about being fired!"
I felt that although Ai Mi's words showed that she was close to Winnie, it also made Winnie special among her teammates. In the long run, Winnie might be isolated.
Thus I tried to smooth things over for Ai Mi: "Everyone played well! Winnie, if you come back later, you can take everyone to eat supper! You can ask Ai Mi to reimburse you for the expenses. "
"Haha, there's supper!" The long-faced high school student cheered from his chair, "Long live Miss Ai Mi! Long live vice-captain Winnie! It was worth it no matter how hard we worked! "
Fan Chuan also stood up from his seat and stretched his stiff arms, "There's a good beer kebab place nearby, why don't we go there later? French food isn't bad, but I still want to enjoy the night breeze while eating kebab and drinking beer … "
"I'm fine." Winnie said casually, "If I go home early, I'll only be able to listen to my parents argue. I'll go drink beer with you guys!"
Aside from Fan Chuan, who already found his true love, all the other male team members looked at Winnie with ill intentions. Someone joked:
"Winnie, you're the youngest in our team. What if you get drunk and we have to help you back? Don't accuse us of taking advantage of you!"
"Come on!" Winnie sneered with disdain and swept her gaze across the rowdy male team members, "I've never gotten drunk since I started drinking at the age of 10! You weaklings, if anyone dares to compete with me in drinking, I'll beat them under the table! "
Winnie may have the special status of Ai Mi's best friend, but her strength is only second to Ren Peng, and she doesn't put on any airs. So it looks like she's about to gain a large group of gay friends.
I left Winnie and the team members to discuss tactics. Ai Mi, who was in the throne room, suddenly had a serious expression and asked me like Columbus had discovered a new continent:
"What? In the Celestial Empire, could a 14-year-old minor drink alcohol? The legal drinking age in America is 21! "
I scratched my head. I'm not sure if America is too conservative or China is too open.
"Although it says everywhere that we don't sell alcohol or tobacco to minors, the enforcement is very lax. Restaurants don't even care if there are minors drinking at the table."
Ai Mi, who was sitting on the Jade Scorpion Throne, seemed to have received a blow, but it also seemed like a new door had opened in front of her.
"In California, if you sell alcohol to people under 21, you'll be fined and have your license revoked, and you'll be sent to jail!"
That's not wrong. I once saw a piece of news online about an FBI agent who purposely went to a restaurant without bringing his ID and said he would go to the car to get it. In the end, he tricked the restaurant and the waiters. That's why American restaurants would never sell alcohol to people who don't show their driver's license, ID, or passport, even if they have crow's feet (to prevent premature aging).
Of course, most Americans drink at home when they're 17 or 18 years old. No matter how much the FBI likes to fish, they wouldn't go as far as to fish into the homes of residents.
But with Ai ShuQiao's strict management of Ai Mi, she wouldn't even let her drink cola, let alone alcohol. Ai Mi must have never drunk a drop of alcohol before!
What? You suddenly realized that China is lax in regulating underage drinking, so you want me to cover for you and help you buy alcohol?
Stop joking! I won't let you drink! You're already this crazy when you're sober, wouldn't you be even more lawless when drunk!?
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