After we finished eating, Xiao Qin and I walked out of the cafeteria and saw Winnie playing soccer with a boy.
A passing language teacher coughed loudly and Winnie looked in his direction in confusion, then greeted him with a mischievous smile.
Actually, what old man Zhang meant was: Didn't you say you're on your period? Then why are you so happy playing soccer?
All of a sudden, I saw a black-gray beetle fly out of the flower bed. It swooped down on Xiao Qin like a bomber.
"Watch out for the bug."
I was about to say that, but I remembered I promised Xiao Qin to call it 'Vimm' in place of the beetle, so I planned to shout: "Vimm is flying over!"
But Winnie was playing soccer in front of me, so I couldn't control my tongue and said: "Watch out! Winnie is flying over! "
Xiao Qin was stunned, then she realized a large beetle was flying over her head. She immediately crouched down in fear and covered her head with both hands in a defensive position.
"Ye Lin classmate, protect me ~ ~ ~ (́ _ ́) ~ ~ ~ ~"
On the other side, Winnie also stopped playing and turned around with a surprised expression: "I can fly? Where is it? When did you learn it? "
I waved my hand to chase the beetle away, then Xiao Qin stood up while trembling.
The reason I didn't pinch the bug to death was because I thought its innards were disgusting. But as a believer of Bear Grylls, I don't really care about it. I'm just too lazy to wash my hands today.
I explained to Winnie why I called the beetle 'Vimm'. Winnie came to a sudden realization, but she frowned and said:
"Now there's one more thing that's easy to confuse with me! First it was Zhuang Ni, now it's Vimm, why is it so hard to use the nickname 'Winnie'? "
"It's not that easy to confuse, right?" I raised my own opinion.
"Tsk." Winnie pouted, "You already said it wrong, and you're saying it's not easy to confuse? In two days, everyone will be saying that 28 Middle's' Winnie 'wears black stockings every day and that 28 Middle's' Winnie 'was strangled to death by the school boss — — because you couldn't avoid killing the bug in order to protect Xiao Qin … "
"Hey! Strangling a bug to death and strangling a female student to death were two completely different things! Also, do you think that Zhuang Ni wearing black stockings can be transferred to you? Isn't your skin the color of wheat? "
"That's hard to say!" Because of the hot weather, Winnie wore a short shirt and hot pants again, revealing her thighs without shame.
"My skin is tanned to the color of wheat! There was a boundary line with sunburn marks! Therefore, it could be said that she brought her own black silk stockings! Oh no! I actually have more and more in common with Zhuang Mu … "
There wasn't much of it at all! And that was Zhuang Ni, not Zhuang Mu! The one who is most likely to confuse names is you! You Wimni Zhuang Moon Bear!
Winnie discussed with us for a while what to do if Zhuang Ni did something stupid and was blamed on herself. I feel like the one who should be afraid is Zhuang Ni, because Winnie has done more stupid things than Zhuang Ni.
It was like juggling at the side of a sports field, using a half-full bottle of mineral water as a bench and almost bursting one's ass. Or tying his shoelaces together in a hurry, causing him to fall flat on his face as soon as he started running. Then, he would raise his bruised face from the cement floor and smile brightly …
Winnie gave Xiao Qin an idea. If you want to train yourself to not be afraid of bugs, you can catch the bug and put it in a transparent glass bottle. You can look at it every day, and once you get used to it, you won't be afraid anymore.
"No." Xiao Qin shook her head, "If that continues, I'll even be afraid of glass bottles."
"Xiao Qin, you have to be strong!" Winnie shook Xiao Qin's shoulders emotionally, "If you're so afraid of bugs, how are you going to survive if the Earth is taken over by the Zergs from Alien, District 9, Black Ops, or StarCraft!"
"Can I survive if I'm not afraid of bugs?" I couldn't help but retort, "Other than District 9, all the bugs in those movies eat people!"
"Sigh!" Winnie waved her arms in distress, "If you're not afraid of bugs, then when the Zergs invade, you can take out a submachine gun and fight them to the death! If you can't beat them, you can still surrender! As long as they don't eat me and give me food, I can even be a waitress! "
Where's your integrity! I'm already prepared to be a traitor on Earth! Also, it's not that easy to be a waitress for the Zergs. If you spill juice on a customer one day, you'll definitely go from being a waitress to being a signature dish!
Maybe the menu of a Zerg restaurant reads like this:
① Human Barbecued Pork Buns ② Husband and Wife Lung Slices ③ Peking Roasted Man (guaranteed not to use genetically modified humans) ④ New Orleans Roasted Thighs (Asian, African, and European varieties) ⑤ Waitress (please help yourself, do not dirty the floor) While I was imagining Winnie being caught and eaten by the Zergs, Xiao Qin and Winnie suddenly changed the topic and talked about the plot of Cthulhu Also Wants to Fall in Love.
"Xiao Qin, I have an idea!" Winnie said in high spirits, "Didn't you say the plot would be hard to write after Cthulhu was admitted to the Colorectal Hospital? Why don't we let the Zergs invade Earth, then Cthulhu can fight against them as the protector of Earth! "
F * ck you! Cthulhu is an evil god! There's an 80% chance he came from another planet! The Zergs are his fellow countrymen! Why does Cthulhu want to protect Earth! Also, Xiao Qin's manga has already changed from a romance manga to a comedy manga. With the addition of the alien invasion plot, is this going to turn into an interstellar war or a Super Saiyan type of power struggle in the universe!
"It's a good idea …" Xiao Qin said awkwardly, "I can't think of the plot after chapter 5, but I can't draw the Zergs! I'll scare myself if I draw those lifelike Zergs on paper! "
Can you get rid of the words "lifelike"? Your Zergs, Cthulhu, Dagon, Hydra, Colorectal Hospital doctor … they're all basically the same shape! The readers would have to guess what you're drawing through small parts (like tentacles or moustaches) or through the plot!
"Don't worry, I have a way!" The reliable Winnie came up with another idea, "Xiao Qin, did you know? In H manga, they often use a black strip to block the male organs … "
Why are you bringing this up now! I know you've not only read H manga, but you've also watched AV films, but there's no need to show off in front of Xiao Qin!
"So," Winnie shook her head and said like a general in period dramas, "Xiao Qin, all you have to do is draw a black strip to cover the Zergs, or at most write the word 'Zergs' in white on the black strip, then everyone will understand it's the Zergs' attack! If H manga can do that, we can do it too! "
"Huh? That works? "Xiao Qin's eyes widened," Winnie, you're so smart! Now we don't have to worry about chapter 6! "
What we need to worry about is your IQ! Are you sure the thick and black strips coming down from the spaceship will be understood by the readers as the Zergs' attack? Isn't it the attack of the 'male organs'?
Cthulhu with the shape of a potato and a face full of octopus tentacles is already very wretched, to have him fight with countless black strips … it would be a tragic scene! Apologize to the readers whose eyes you've hurt! Apologize to the founder of Cthulhu Mythology, Lovecraft! Apologize to the 'God of Manga', Tezuka Osamu! You're not only sorry to the people above, you're also sorry to the author of H manga!
Putting aside the conversation between Teacher Cress and her assistant Winnie, we had our first computer class since the third year of middle school.
Isn't it strange to have a computer class once a week in the third year? I'm not sure if it's because art and music classes were canceled, so they arranged it this way to give everyone some time to relax.
According to Liu HuaiShui, during class 2's computer class, the teacher told them: "You can rest or use the school intranet, as long as you don't disturb the other classes!"
Other than that, she also pointed out: "The computer classroom is equipped with cameras! Don't watch dirty movies, okay? Boys aren't allowed to watch it, and girls aren't allowed to watch it either! "
He also complained to the other teachers in private: "Students these days are really different from before. I actually found some girls watching AV on the computer in class, they're enjoying it, how am I supposed to control them!"
Don't tell me the girl you caught watching AV in computer class is Winnie the Pooh? During the second semester of middle school, she would sometimes find a secluded seat by herself, did she do that?
When I walked into the computer classroom, there weren't many people. There were only a few top students doing exercises on their desks. The class leader also arrived first.
After a whole summer break, the computer room's storage cabinet was very dirty. The class leader couldn't stand it anymore, so she volunteered to clean it.
The class leader opened the cabinet door to wipe the dust. I saw a few white coats hanging in the cabinet with a lot of dust on them.
I heard from my dad that computers were expensive in the early years, and the thing that computers were afraid of the most was dust. That's why we had to wear leg covers when we entered the computer room. Some even asked to wear a white coat, it's pretty much the same as using an iPhone.
Now that computers are cheaper and people have higher resistance, it doesn't matter anymore. Most people wear casual clothes to class, but there were still a few white coats hanging in the cabinet.
The class leader took out the white coat and held it under the sun. She wiped it lightly with a napkin. She had to make sure it was spotless so she could attend class with a peace of mind.
I felt that it wasn't appropriate for me to just watch, I should do my best to help. So I walked over, put my hands in my pockets, and pretended to be relaxed:
"Class leader, it seems like you're tired, do you need any help? Just tell me if you need any help … "
The class leader turned around, hesitated for a bit, then nodded slightly. She extended a hand towards me and said calmly: "If you want to help, marry me."
Wh, what!? What did you say? My heart is beating too fast! Don't launch a surprise attack on me!
It's not like the computer classroom is empty! Aren't you embarrassed to say that in front of others? When did the class leader become so direct?
Even if you had that intention — — shouldn't you be the one marrying me!?
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