After Ai Mi gave a bunch of examples, I realized that among Hollywood actresses, Korean actresses, and even Chinese actresses, there are a small number of people who suffer from 'theft mania'. They would often steal small items that they don't need from hotels, airports, and gas stations, and then throw them away to destroy evidence.
It's completely harming others without benefiting themselves! This is a pathological behavior produced in order to relieve external pressure!
In the 'Global Science' magazine that my dad subscribed to, there was an article that specifically talked about this issue. American experts said: Some people have theft mania to divert external pressure, while some people have theft mania because the concentration of serotonin in the brain is low, which can easily lead to depression and decreased self-control.
"Hmph, this supermarket should feel honored that I stole something!"
Ai Mi was not ashamed, instead, she expressed her pride.
Asshole! I don't have a sister who would steal from a supermarket! Xiao Qin just started to turn over a new leaf, are you going to embark on the path of crime!
Although in essence, most of the time it's just buying worthless items with double the price, it doesn't change the nature of this behavior! Why can't my sworn sister and real sister give me peace of mind! Ai Mi, you also need to be taught a lesson! Should I also pull you into the "Girls" group and implement the Stars Ranking System on you?
As soon as I had this impulse, I immediately suppressed it.
So dangerous! Ai Mi is different from Xiao Qin! The reason I can implement a star ranking system on Xiao Qin and lead her by the nose is because Xiao Qin would be satisfied as long as she gets a pat on the head and a hug! She still wants to save up 10,000 stars to exchange for the qualifications to be a girlfriend and return to being a girlfriend!
Ai Mi can't do that! If I told Ai Mi to change her bad behavior and do good deeds to accumulate stars, she would definitely not be satisfied with using stars to exchange for a pat on the head! I don't even need to think about it, she would definitely have to exchange for an outrageous request! Also, let alone 10,000 stars like Xiao Qin, even if she had 100 million stars, Ai Mi still wouldn't be able to upgrade from a real sister to a girlfriend! Since there's no hope of upgrading, how am I going to convince Ai Mi to accept my teachings!
I gave up on the idea of teaching both of my sisters at the same time. Then, I pulled Ai Mi to the cashier and paid for her three cans of chips.
Ai Mi grabbed a box of chewing gum from a nearby shelf and put it in the pocket of her vest, trying to get away with it.
"What are you doing? Take it out! "
Then she passed her hands under Ai Mi's armpits and fixed Ai Mi from behind so that she couldn't move. I effortlessly took out the chewing gum from Ai Mi's pocket.
"I don't need you to pay for me! I don't want it anymore! I don't like chewing gum anyway! "
Ai Mi angrily kicked around under Xiao Qin's control. I easily dodged her attack, then I passed the gum to the cashier to be scanned.
"If you don't want to eat, I'll eat. I don't have much money anyway."
Just a few steps out of the cashier counter, he ran into 004 and 005, as well as a skinny old lady with a cane. The old lady's face was full of wrinkles like a walnut. She was hitting the butts of the two bodyguards with her cane at an extremely high frequency.
"Look where you're going! You actually dared to hit an old bag of bones like me! Can you afford to pay for me if you hit me? Huh? "
After asking a bit, I found out that Ai Mi deliberately pushed 004 and 005 onto the old lady, so that she could sneak into the supermarket to eat chips.
Ai Mi, you're courting death! You can't touch an old lady from the Celestial Empire! You can't touch an old man either! Be careful that you don't pay for everything and turn the helicopter into a soy milk machine! Other than the rotating blades, there is no similarity between the two!
Fortunately, the old lady was hale and hearty. Although she didn't have any teeth and people would believe her if you said she was a hundred years old, she had the attitude of a reclusive master.
It's not that I'm talking nonsense! Just look at the speed at which she hit 004 and 005 with her cane!
He hit the buttocks of the two bodyguards in an instant, and then withdrew the crutch before his aging body lost its balance. The whole movement was as smooth as flowing water, and it was done in one go. Moreover, like a storm, it continued for a long time, and there was no sign of stopping.
Damn, this is Ijutsu! 004 and 005 originally didn't pass Chinese. Now that they met an old lady who didn't know what to do, they could only speak English!
"You two pieces of trash!" Ai Mi pointed at 004 and 005's noses and scolded, "You can't even handle an old lady! If she keeps pestering us, then we can just dig a hole and bury her! "
"You're such a cruel little girl!" The old lady slammed her walking stick on the ground. The wrinkles on her face surged, and she said, "You were the one who pushed me just now! Take me to the doctor! "
Although her voice was sharp, she didn't cry or make a fuss. Instead, she stopped hitting 004 and 005's butts.
004 and 005 were covering their buttocks with a frown as they didn't know how to resolve this matter. When they saw Xiao Qin behind me, their faces immediately paled. They each used one hand to cover their buttocks while protecting their crotch, afraid that Xiao Qin would use "Egg Crushing Strike" on them.
"You want to see a doctor, right?" Ai Mi said to the old lady with ill intentions, "I happen to have a personal doctor, you can watch his work for a day. You can look at him from the front, back, and side until you're satisfied!"
She's actually playing word games! Ai Mi, no wonder you're at level 10 in Chinese! The old lady didn't want to "see" a doctor, she wanted to see a doctor!
The old lady's reaction was even more unexpected. She frowned, her eyes lit up, and asked: "Is the doctor handsome?"
"No." Ai Mi replied without hesitation, "It's a weird uncle who doesn't even shave his beard every day."
"Then I won't see it." The old lady patted her back and coughed twice, "Instead of seeing a doctor who isn't handsome, I might as well go home and watch 'Full House'."
Then, she unexpectedly stuck her cane behind her, turned around, and left without compensation. After a few steps, she stopped, opened her mouth without a single tooth, and turned back to Ai Mi with a dry smile:
"Little girl, it's true that others can't compare to your family … but don't take advantage of your power to bully others. Everyone says' leave a line in case we meet again in the future ', right?"
I felt that there was more to the old woman's words. I wanted to ask, but she moved as fast as the wind. Her walking stick and her legs worked together as if she was born with three legs. In just a blink of an eye, she disappeared from our sight.
"She seems to be a martial artist." Xiao Qin whispered behind my back, "But I've never heard of such a powerful old lady in Dong Shan city's martial arts circle, and I can't tell what her style is …"
So, is it an old female martial artist who came to Dong Shan city for a vacation? She's already so old, yet she doesn't have anyone accompanying her? Also, what's so fun about Dong Shan city? Could it be that she came to make friends with Xiao Qin's grandfather?
"This old lady is so strange …" Ai Mi held her delicate chin, her blue eyes were filled with doubt and puzzlement.
"She had such a good opportunity, but she didn't take advantage of me? I was originally planning on giving her as much as she wanted if she wasn't too excessive … "
Since the old lady was used by Ai Mi as a prop to get rid of 004 and 005, Ai Mi, who successfully ate the chips, wanted to reward the old lady according to her contributions.
After thinking for a while, Ai Mi laughed.
"It's probably because she's too old and there's something wrong with her brain! I don't care, I don't care! I actually thought this old lady had the normal thinking of a young person, what a joke! "
"Don't make comments that discriminate against the elderly!" I vaguely felt this old lady's background wasn't small, "What's the saying? Oh right, 'the elderly were once children, but children don't necessarily become elderly' … "
"In other words, they could die along the way." Xiao Qin added a superfluous explanation behind me.
"Tsk, don't use that to scare me!" Ai Mi disdained, "I don't want to live to her age! If I became a wrinkled walnut like her, I would have already stuffed my head into the microwave and turned on the switch to commit suicide! "
I think to a certain extent, Ai Mi had even more misconceptions than Xiao Qin. It was all taught by that damn Ai ShuQiao.
That's why it was necessary to implement the "girly" plan on Ai Mi, but I didn't have enough rewards to attract Ai Mi, so I couldn't carry it out for the time being. I could only remain patient and wait for the right time.
After 004 and 005 picked up Ai Mi, Xiao Qin and I also returned home. After resting for a while, we began to prepare dinner together.
The semi-finished products sold in the supermarket, such as spicy shredded beef mixed with ingredients, and frozen tofu in fish sauce, were all easy to cook. Xiao Qin said she wanted to practice her cooking skills, so she didn't let me enter the kitchen and insisted on cooking by herself.
"I want to show off in front of Uncle Ye ~ ~ ~ I have to tell Uncle Ye that I made these dishes by myself, okay?"
Xiao Qin put on an apron and begged me.
I nodded: "Since you insist, I'll let you cook by yourself. I'll only be responsible for steaming the rice."
"I'll also cook the rice!" Xiao Qin didn't let me do any work, then her tone softened:
"As long as, as long as Ye Lin classmate treats cooking as a good person and gives me a star or something …"
So she was still thinking about the rankings! It was as if Xiao Qin was addicted to online games and didn't want to log off to farm experience.
"Then I'll give you a silver star! Don't do it again! I can also make semi-finished products! "
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe …" Xiao Qin, who got another star, was happily cooking in the kitchen. Sometimes when she used too much strength, it would cause oil to splash out and make her scream.
In order to welcome Auntie Ren to my house for dinner, I acted first and told my dad to call Auntie Ren after I finished cooking.
When Auntie Ren heard that her daughter was already at someone else's house and the food was already prepared, she should have no reason to refuse.
In the end, God disposes. I estimated that the parent-teacher conference was almost over, so I sent my dad a text and told him to call Auntie Ren home for dinner. My dad didn't reply for a long time.
10 minutes later, I couldn't wait any longer and was about to call my dad to ask what was going on, but Xiao Qin received a call from her mom.
Auntie Ren told Xiao Qin that after the parent-teacher conference, she met a good friend she hadn't seen for a long time. They were going to catch up and they might not be home tonight, so she told Xiao Qin to make dinner and go to bed early.
I received a call from my dad before Xiao Qin's call ended. The first thing he said to me was:
"Xiao Lin, I'm not going home today. I met a good friend I haven't seen for a long time, so we're going for a drink together …"
Who are you trying to fool! You guys went to get a room! What happened at the parent-teacher conference that made you guys rush to get a room as soon as you left school!?
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