I looked at my watch, it was 11: 15. Usually when I was at school, the cafeteria would be open.
But most of the students were like me, they ate a few random snacks during the two hour drive, so they didn't feel hungry.
The only person who didn't eat on the way was the class leader.
Even teacher Yu ate a vacuum packed bag of authentic stinky tofu, which caused him to be surrounded by a vacuum. That bag of stinky tofu was too authentic.
"I was going to order a simple lunch at the hotel and eat with everyone …"
The class leader was a bit dejected. In the end, she was the only one who followed the rule of not eating on the bus.
"Class leader, are you hungry?" Loud Mouth enthusiastically handed over a bag of pickled pepper chicken feet, "Eat this first!"
The class leader looked at the strangely shaped chicken feet with a middle finger and said with a dark expression: "I'll take you guys to the hotel first, then we'll talk."
After arriving at the hotel behind the special education school, the students curiously looked at the living conditions. As expected of a converted dormitory, it was basically no different from a dormitory.
In fact, it was even worse than a dormitory in a university, it was almost comparable to a military dormitory in a remote mountainous area.
In a small 15 square meter room, there was a small square table, two camp beds, and no other furniture.
The toilet was in the corridor outside, and there was a dedicated shower for multiple people, but it could only accommodate 15 people at a time, and it had to be shared by both men and women.
Of course, it was shared at staggered times. Don't think that China has a mixed bathing setting like Japan.
In a long, poorly lit corridor, there were 15 rooms on the left and right. Each room could accommodate two people, so it could accommodate a total of 60 people.
It wasn't a problem for all of us 41 students and 1 teacher to live here. Anyway, according to the special education school's principal, other than two entomologists who come every day in the summer to catch butterflies, there were basically no other guests.
You could see an old signboard at the entrance: "Milky Way Hotel".
The name is quite impressive, but this Milky Way is the Milky Way where the Queen Mother of the West divided the Cowherd and Weaver Maid! She also chased away the guests! How can we endure it if only two people come here to stay? Do you think it's the Cowherd and Weaver Maid meeting on a magpie bridge!
"Don't panic, two people to a room, find someone who gets along with you, and line up to get the key!"
The class monitor took a bunch of keys and stood in the middle of the hallway.
Xiao Qin hurriedly raised her hand: "I want to share a room with you!"
The class leader's face darkened: "Only people of the same gender can stay in the same room. Boys live on the left side of the hallway and girls live on the right, understand?"
While everyone was still hesitating about who to choose as their roommate, Zhuang Ni was the first to step forward and hold the class leader's hand.
"Class Rep, we're both of the same gender, why don't we share a room? I'll be gentle with you tonight. "
The class leader turned around at a 90 degree angle and left Zhuang Ni there.
"Change the direction and line up again!"
Loud Mouth and Little Smart first got the keys from the class leader, then Xiong YaoYue pestered Gong CaiCai and wanted to share a room with her, but Gong CaiCai kept shaking her head to express her unwillingness. In the end, the class leader decided to let Gong CaiCai stay with her and it would also cut off Zhuang Ni's thoughts.
"Why don't you two share a room?"
The class leader pointed at Xiong YaoYue and Zhuang Ni, the two that gave her a headache.
Zhuang Nisheng shook her head, "Class Rep, you know I hate men."
Hey, Xiong YaoYue is clearly a woman! You can't put her in the category of men just because she's a bit manly!
Xiong YaoYue also had poor radio compatibility with Zhuang Ni, so she still held the PSP in her hand and said:
"Who wants to stay with her! She gets annoyed even if I make a little noise. Instead of staying with her, I'd rather stay with Ye Lin … "
Then she suddenly came to a realization and shook her head: "No, not now, I can't stay with him now …"
When Xiong YaoYue said "he", many students interpreted it as "she" and thought she was referring to Zhuang Ni. Only the class leader realized Xiong YaoYue was referring to me.
The hand holding the key ring trembled a little, making a sound like a wind chime that shook one's heart.
Damn, I made the class leader misunderstand again! Actually, what Xiong YaoYue meant was that she thought I was gay, so it was fine to share a room with me, and we could even discuss games and sports together. But ever since I proved I'm heterosexual, she can't do that anymore!
In the end, Xiong YaoYue said "not now" and hesitated to finish her sentence, so of course it would arouse the class leader's suspicions!
If I take it out of context, she might think we've slept in the same room before, but it's not convenient to sleep together in front of so many classmates!
Oh god! I'm even more wronged than Dou E! Who slept with you!
I'm such a pure young man, so far, I've only slept with the class leader, Xiao Qin, and my sister Ai Mi!
As for the class leader, the first time was when I was looking for a pillow when I had a fever and accidentally hugged her. The other time was when the class leader and I went to a hotel to catch an adulterer, but we fell into Zhuang Ni's trap and were trapped by the cat.
On the other hand, Xiao Qin took advantage of the fact that I attended captain Guo SongTao's farewell party and got drunk. She became really easy to talk to, so she asked me to sleep with her in her underwear for a night. I actually agreed just like that. Of course, I was shocked when I woke up the next morning.
And Ai Mi … before we knew we were siblings, she ran to my room because she was afraid of thunder. That's why I slept with her for a night without much physical contact.
Good thing we didn't have any physical contact! If I did something wrong, I would be at the top of the scum rankings and become the person who killed his sister in bed with his partner!
All in all, if I treat 'sleeping with a girl' as an achievement system, I only completed the achievements for the class leader, Xiao Qin, and Ai Mi (I completed the class leader's achievement twice). Xiong YaoYue's achievement is still empty!
"Then, Xiao Qin, let's share a room!"
Xiong YaoYue settled for the next best thing and invited Xiao Qin.
Although Xiong YaoYue was pranked by Xiao Qin, she didn't hold a grudge. After she found out we were dating, she tried her best to protect us, so Xiao Qin also started to feel like Xiong YaoYue was a good person.
"Since the class leader won't let me share a room with you, then we'll share a room …"
At the same time she agreed, she looked back at me reluctantly and regretfully.
In the end, I shared a room with Eunuch Cao.
It's not that I was biased towards the little fatty, I could have shared a room with Niu ShiLi, but because Eunuch Cao was too wretched, no boys wanted to be with him, causing him to face the situation of having to share a room by himself.
Including the teachers, there were exactly 24 boys participating in this activity. Originally, they could have arranged for 12 rooms, which would have greatly reduced the expenses.
Also, the class leader ingeniously arranged for the chameleon to stay in teacher Yu's room. Since his presence was too weak, there was no difference if teacher Yu shared a room with him or herself.
As a result, Eunuch Cao became a big problem. Seeing that no one wanted to stay with Eunuch Cao, the class leader turned her gaze towards me with a hint of resentment.
"Ye Lin, you're not allowed to collude with Cao JingShen in the same room as him. Do you understand?"
It was as if she had a personal grudge against me.
Eunuch Cao ran towards me, "Master, this disciple will definitely serve you tea and serve you well!"
Since the class leader already decided, I'll share a room with this traitorous disciple for now. After all, he didn't do anything out of line after the PS nude photos and 28 Middle. At least he didn't let me know.
As a result, when he entered the house to put his luggage in, the moment the door was closed, Eunuch Cao laughed evilly and took out a portable power supply, a laptop, and an extremely small, finely made, dustproof, waterproof, and shockproof camera from his backpack. It was a camera that was used for covert photography.
"Master." Eunuch Cao said to me as if he was showing off a treasure, "This disciple borrowed it from my father. It's a professional camera used in Japan's' Bandai series'! This is a rare opportunity. Whether it's the mountainside, the stream, or the bathroom, we might be able to take a video of the class leader and the others spitting blood. We have to let you take a look first! "
"Evil creature, how dare you plan something like this? And you have to let me see it first? "
Eunuch Cao nodded and bowed: "Um … it's mainly because the camera doesn't have eyes, so I can't guarantee it won't record master's wife. This disciple doesn't have the guts to blaspheme master's wife, so I have to let you take a look first and cut out the footage of master's wife!"
So he's afraid of Xiao Qin and my revenge? That's why I brought a laptop with video editing software. I also brought a portable power source just in case — — Eunuch Cao did a pretty good job!
Although I could confiscate Eunuch Cao's miniature camera in order to stop his evil plan, I can't guarantee he doesn't have a backup camera since he's so cunning.
Or I could just let Eunuch Cao fend for himself and get caught by the girls while taking photos. I could let the victims vote on whether they want to die by a thousand cuts or bury him in a pit.
If Eunuch Cao was lucky and risked his life to take some footage, then when he brought it back for me to review, I could use the aura of the SARFT and watch it from beginning to end, then cut out everything from beginning to end. That way, I could realize the great spirit of 'I'm the only one who sees this poisonous weed'.
"Master." Eunuch Cao suddenly put away his lecherous smile and asked me with the seriousness of discussing a topic.
"What do you think? If I manage to capture some revealing videos of Gong CaiCai … Will she be threatened by us and agree to some of our worse conditions?"
I was influenced by him and I also became serious. I replied as if we were birds of a feather:
"It's possible. Gong CaiCai is the most inexperienced and has the weakest mental endurance, she might really be able to …"
"Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie — —" Eunuch Cao laughed strangely, "Then, master, let's act according to plan! When the time comes … "
When the time comes my ass! I smacked Eunuch Cao's head. If you discuss this with me, it's like we're the heirs to iconic characters from some H game!
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