"Ye Lin classmate, I'm sorry …" Xiao Qin sincerely apologized, "Because I couldn't find a suitable mushroom, so …"
Do you still remember the nuclear mushroom? You're a fantasy character who usually moves around with light steps, but I didn't expect you to be so realistic when it comes to cooking and sculpting!
Good thing I didn't find a suitable mushroom! If you installed a Enoki mushroom under the crotch of a lunchbox that was modeled after me, then I wouldn't have any appetite!
Who wants to eat their own mushrooms! Although Peng TouSi said there are people in the gay world who could do it and would even have surgery to remove two ribs to increase the flexibility of the human body …
Get that scary image out of your head! I'm not that lonely or perverted! Right now I'm happily eating my girlfriend's lunchbox!
Fine, the word 'beautiful' is a bit exaggerated.
I mainly ate it with my eyes closed.
That was because this bento was similar to chocolate made into the shape of feces.
The taste is above average, but the appearance is definitely below average.
"Ye Lin classmate is wolfing down my … my cooking, I'm so happy …"
Don't breathe! Who's eating you! Even if I did, I wouldn't do it in a place like this!
Also, it's not to the extent of wolfing down the food. It's just that I was thinking about this lunchbox, so I only ate a piece of Saji Ma to fill my stomach.
Also, I felt hungry earlier because I used up a bit of energy carrying the frozen seafood.
Don't be too happy, it's not because your lunchbox is delicious! Your cooking skills are still far from the class leader's! It's basically the difference between a five-star meal and fast food!
"Xiao Qin actually made a lunchbox for Ye Lin?" Loud Mouth and Little Smart who were sitting in the last row whispered to each other, "This childhood sweetheart is such a model worker! Why doesn't anyone make me a lunchbox! "
"Wang Qianli." Zhuang Ni, who was sitting on the right side of Little Smart by the window, suddenly said an unfamiliar name.
"If you and Wang Qianli grew up as neighbors, you would probably have a lunchbox to eat right now …"
Zhuang Ni, who never had enough sleep, mumbled with dark circles under her eyes.
"Eh? It's not too late! "Loud Mouth became interested," Who is Wang Qianli to you? How old is he? Is he a good cook? "
Zhuang Ni frowned slightly like Xi Zi Sheng, as if unable to decide whether Wang Qianli's culinary skills are good or bad.
"In short, the customers who have eaten his food have never said anything bad about it …"
"So, he's a chef?" Little Smart asked.
"No," Zhuang Ni said expressionlessly, "Wang Qianli is a zookeeper at the zoo, mainly responsible for feeding hippos and elephants. He's suitable to be Loud Mouth's childhood friend …"
"Great! You're mocking me again! "Loud Mouth clenched her teeth and jumped up to choke Zhuang Ni.
Zhuang Ni stuck her shoulder-length hair out of the car window and then half of her body. Seeing that a thrilling scene was about to unfold, the driver was so frightened that he looked at the rearview mirror and shouted, "Danger! Even if you're carsick, don't throw up in that position! "
Loud Mouth and Little Smart were also terrified. They originally wanted to use their famous lobster pincers to pinch Zhuang Ni, but instead, they dragged Zhuang Ni back from the window.
"Aren't you courting death a bit too often?" Loud Mouth pressed Zhuang Ni onto the seat.
Zhuang Ni ignored them and fell asleep. Looking at her pale face, people would believe her even if you said she was dead.
On the other side, I, who was eating with my eyes closed, suddenly felt something stick to my lips.
It was hard, cool, and carried the salty smell of the sea.
Isn't it just kelp!
Isn't it the dark kelp that Xiao Qin used to code my nuclear mushroom!
Bastard! The feeling of eating this thing was so weird! To a certain extent, it's a substitute for my dick!
The first thing I did was push it away from my lips. Xiao Qin saw my movement and said worriedly:
"You can't live a long life if you're picky! If you pass away early because you're a picky eater, how lonely would I be! "
I picked up the black kelp and waved it in front of Xiao Qin's face to demonstrate my power:
"Usually, I still eat kelp, but I definitely won't eat this kelp that's used for mosaics! If you want to eat it, eat it! "
Xiao Qin's cheeks under the straw hat turned red.
"Really … are you really going to let me eat it? It's clearly something very important to Ye Lin classmate … "
Important my ass! It's just a plant leaf that's rich in iodine!
Also, don't look at that kelp bashfully from bottom to top with a mixture of fear and adoration!
Because of your tone and expression, a certain part of my sea cucumber is starting to swell!
Good thing I'm sitting! If I was standing, I would have been exposed! I don't know what kind of disdain I would receive if I set up a tent in front of the entire class!
Xiao Qin seemed to be unaware and continued to tease me with her words.
"Although it's shameful to eat Ye Lin classmate's treasure in front of so many people …"
Can't you just say kelp! The terrible scene you're hinting at could only happen on a bus in India!
"Ah! No! I'm still embarrassed! " Xiao Qin covered her face and shook her head, "But if Ye Lin classmate really wants to do that, then please feed it to me!"
After saying that, she opened her mouth as wide as possible and obediently closed her eyes.
Her long eyelashes trembled nervously as she waited.
Pink lips, pink oral cavity, pink tongue, it really makes one's imagination run wild!
I had complicated feelings, but with the principle of not wasting food, I endured the bumpiness of the bus and placed the kelp on the tip of Xiao Qin's tongue.
"It's so big … I can't swallow it …" Xiao Qin closed her mouth and made a pained and troubled expression.
"Who told you to swallow it directly! Can't you bite it before swallowing it! "
"Eh? Can I use my teeth? " Xiao Qin said vaguely with something in her mouth, "If that's the case, won't it hurt?"
Of course it will hurt! This conversation between you and me is giving me a headache! Don't attract the attention of the other students!
I finished Xiao Qin's bento as fast as I could and returned the empty bento box to Xiao Qin. I wasn't sure if I should say 'the taste is passable' or 'don't pose next time'.
I never expected Xiao Qin to give me a deep bow and said respectfully: "Thank you for your hospitality."
"Who's entertaining you! You clearly made all the food! "
"No, you gave me the cherries and the kelp that's even more important than cherries."
Hey, isn't cherries the material you're using to make a heart! When did I say a partner is more important than a heart? Without the blood supply from his heart, his companion was just like a dead snake!
No, I would have already died before that, right?
"Anyway … thank you, Ye Lin classmate. I've been eating the food you fed me …"
Why are you blushing! It's like I really fed you something disharmonious!
At this time, Xiong YaoYue couldn't hold it in anymore and she turned around and said:
"You two take it easy! It's true that I promised to keep it a secret, but if you go around showing off your sweetness, others will find out sooner or later! "
"Yes, yes, I understand!" Xiao Qin replied while packing up the bento box.
At this time, the bus had already left the city. The dirt road caused the bumps to increase, so the class leader could only sit on the hood of the engine. She often chose this position in order to leave as much space as possible.
By the way, it's summer right now and the temperature of the hood is high. Wouldn't the class leader feel her butt burning when she's wearing jeans?
The class leader did adjust her position every two minutes, probably because she was worried her butt would be roasted.
Ah, I imagined the scene of the class leader's butt catching on fire and then jumping up to put it out in a panic. How disrespectful.
When we passed by a wheat field outside the window, the class leader suddenly sat up from the hood. But it wasn't because her butt was hot, it was because she noticed that the scenery outside the window had changed compared to Sunday.
I also followed the class leader's gaze and saw a familiar old man wearing a vest and a fat dog from afar.
The old man sat gloomily in front of his house smoking and cursing at the barren fields. The dog would also bark from time to time.
Ah, a victorious smile appeared on the class leader's face! I remember now! This is probably the field that the class leader reported on Sunday! It was probably shoveled! Constable Ma's actions were godly!
Good thing it didn't cause too much harm and he only criticized the old man. But looking at the old man's expression, it seems like he wasn't satisfied!
He would never have guessed that the person who reported him was on the 23 suburban bus. It had nothing to do with him, and it definitely wasn't a neighbor who was jealous of his good looks.
The class leader took out her phone. Based on her movements, she was typing at a medium speed.
She was probably writing in her diary.
She was feeling emotional when she saw the field being shoveled.
Ever since she realized that a physical diary wasn't safe enough, the class leader started using an app called "Zhizhi Notes" (English name: Wiz) to write her diary on her phone and computer. Of course, there's an access password, and apparently it can be double encrypted.
Since a paperless diary can also protect the forest, it's low carbon and environmental friendly, it completely meets the class leader's requirements.
The reason I'm familiar with this software is because both Eunuch Cao and my dad have used it … It's because it can save all the pictures on H websites to the local area without any mistakes.
Of course, according to Shu Zhe, the main reason the class leader uses wiz is to write in her diary. She also sometimes uses it to save tips and healthy recipes from her QQ space.
It's the same tool, but it feels completely different when used by different people!
If wiz hired the class leader as a spokesperson, it would be like an office software. It's the favorite of people with OCD who like to organize their schedules and categorize data.
If Eunuch Cao and my dad were the spokesperson, it would immediately turn into a pornographic software! After saving a post on the strawberry community, there's no need to export it to html format. You can use the software to view the H photos in the post in turn!
Not only did they look at it themselves, but they also shared it with the members of the HHH Enthusiasts Club through the Wiz group and the comment function. A large group of people looked at the comments together.
In order to make it easier for everyone to find, you can also add dirty tags like "mouth x" or "face x" to the photos.
Finally, you can use the free monthly data to upload the H posts to wiz's server for a permanent backup so you can pass it on to your son in the future.
You're going to blow up their server! Wiz is a knowledge management software, not a warehouse for porn!
"Jie Jie Jie Jie." Eunuch Cao once expressed his thoughts, "When I think about how my H collection is on the same server as the class leader's diary, I feel great! Great … "
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