Tencent's viral marketing was amazing. Even a remote hotpot restaurant in the outskirts had a "Eat hotpot, get a pentakill" billboard. Next to the words was a picture of a LOL character, Leather City Police.
Xiong YaoYue went back to playing her PSP after she recalled the bronze group matches with Ai Mi as the center.
"It took me a lot of effort to get it from my cousin, I need to play it a bit longer."
The class leader jotted down some thoughts on her phone. After checking the schedule, she told everyone in the car:
"We're staying at a hotel attached to the special education school. We might see some students with disabilities nearby, so no one is allowed to say anything discriminatory to them or I won't let you off lightly, understand?"
"No way, who do you think we are?"
A certain loyal dog replied.
The class leader saw Zhuang Ni seemed to have fallen asleep in the last row of the car, so she said loudly:
"Zhuang Ni! You'd better remember this for me! If you dare to make sarcastic remarks about students from the special education school like you do to other students, I'll take care of you no matter what! "
Zhuang Ni's eyes moved a bit, but she didn't retort. She should know that as soon as the class leader thinks what she's doing is' righteous', then even if she had a hold on the class leader and wanted to kiss her, the class leader wouldn't be affected. She would handcuff her, arrest her, and punish her.
The most common punishment seems to be ear pulling. Xiong YaoYue had a deep understanding of this, so she mocked herself: My ears are about to be pulled by the class leader like a dark elf.
If you're afraid of ear pulling, then don't always lift up Gong CaiCai's skirt.
"Also." The class leader continued to announce, "During this trip, everything will be done according to the class, no one is allowed to go alone …"
Eunuch Cao raised his hand: "Even going to the washroom is done according to the class? Everyone together? Or is there a girl who wants to team up with me? "
Before he finished speaking, he was held down by the class leader's loyal dog squad. Four or five people lifted Eunuch Cao's leg and were about to throw him out the window. Eunuch Cao shouted:
"Spare me! Spare me grandfathers! Leader Ye, come and save this disciple's dog life! "
The driver who was chatting with teacher Yu saw this scene and asked with a face full of cold sweat:
"Your class is too … How come two people almost jumped out of the car? Don't get into an accident in my car! "
"Don't worry, don't worry. My students can handle it." Because Shu Sha was there, Mr. Yu said happily and leisurely.
It was as if I could see the class leader becoming a policewoman. After a few months of work, her boss would be like teacher Yu and leave all the daily work to the class leader. She would plant flowers and raise birds by herself and enjoy early retirement.
"Also," after Eunuch Cao was intimidated by the loyal dogs, the class leader continued, "Because the main activity site is on the mountain, and there aren't many tourists, it's basically a natural mountain, so everyone is strictly prohibited from playing dangerous games, chasing and fighting on the mountain, and swimming in the water …"
"Huh?" Xiong YaoYue looked up from the PSP screen. "Why can't we swim? Then wouldn't I have brought a swimsuit for nothing? "
Eunuch Cao couldn't help but blurt out two words, "White belt …" Then he was immediately stepped on by the loyal dogs.
Some of the girls also began to whisper. It seemed that they had heard that there was a clear stream on Cuisong Mountain, so they brought their swimsuits to cool off in the hot summer.
Xiao Qin, who was next to me, also said with a face full of infatuation:
"Ye Lin classmate, I … I also brought a swimsuit. When I go into the water, Ye Lin classmate has to watch me from the side and look at every inch of my body … If I go against the current, you have to save me and give me mouth-to-mouth resuscitation!"
Stop bullshitting! Between the two of us, I'm the one who needs to be saved! There's no way you don't remember that I'm a 100% non-swimmer! You've been an expert swimmer since you were young, you could even carry dumbbells across the Yangtze River!
At this time, the girl in front of Xiong YaoYue couldn't open the bottle of coke because she didn't have enough strength, so she handed it over to Xiong YaoYue and used her eyes to ask for help.
Who knew that Xiong YaoYue misunderstood and took it. With a snap, she easily opened the lid and took a big gulp.
"Ha! I'm thirsty, thank you! I'm sorry, but I need you to give me coke! "
Who wants to give you coke! You're more shameless than anyone else! She wants you to open the Coke bottle!
The girl in front wanted to cry.
"What? You want to drink too? " Xiong YaoYue, who still didn't realize she made a mistake, handed over a third of the coke, "Then you can have half! Don't mention it, we're friends! "
You're the one who's not being polite! Also, did you forget about asking the class leader why they weren't allowed to swim!
"Class leader, it's not easy to get to a place with mountains and water, it would be disappointing if we weren't allowed to swim!"
Loud Mouth said while eating crispy rice, "I looked it up on the internet, the creek on Cuisong Mountain isn't deep at all, what's wrong with playing in the water to cool off?"
The class leader wasn't convinced, "Water and fire are heartless, there are even people who drown in bathtubs, let alone outdoors with complicated conditions."
Eunuch Cao, who was being stepped on, interjected: "More than 50% of Japanese drowning in bathtubs are caused by SM, everyone should be careful!"
Niu ShiLi rolled up his pants and pointed at the socks inside his sneakers. Eunuch Cao was afraid of being stuffed by the smelly socks, so he behaved himself.
"Can't you just appoint a lifeguard?" Xiong YaoYue raised her coke and recommended herself, "I'll be the lifeguard! I definitely won't watch someone get into danger! "
"I'll be thankful if you don't get into danger." The class leader sighed.
"Then I'll let Ye Lin be the lifeguard! He's tall and strong! "Xiong YaoYue pointed at me, it seems like she was determined to swim in Cuisong Mountain.
Hey, hey, hey, I don't know how to swim! Appointing a non-swimmer as a lifeguard is the same as appointing a person with ADHD to control the nuclear button, it's super unreliable!
But I'm too embarrassed to admit I don't know how to swim in front of the entire class! Men shouldn't expose their weaknesses to others, it's just like how all men in the world don't like to ask for directions and don't want to admit others know more than them!
"Class, class leader!" Xiao Qin raised her hand, "Ye Lin classmate is really good at breaststroke, please appoint him as my professional lifeguard!"
Who's good at breaststroke! It's because I was kicked into the river by you when I was a child. In order to save myself, I practiced dog paddling on my bed at home. In the end, I couldn't even learn dog paddling, but I tore the bedsheets!
"Really?" The class leader looked at me with a questioning gaze after she received this information, "If someone accidentally falls into the water, can you save them? You're also a temporary safety committee member … "
No! I really want to say it directly! If I go to the deep end to save someone, there will be two victims in the water! But I don't want to admit I don't know how to swim!
"Um …" I didn't directly refuse, instead, I asked, "Class leader, you're an all-rounder like Xiong YaoYue, why don't you become a lifeguard yourself?"
The class leader suddenly blushed.
Loud Mouth laughed from the back: "You guys don't know? The class leader's swimming skills are average, she can't be a lifeguard! "
Loud Mouth was in the same school as the class leader, so she excitedly talked about the class leader's dark history.
"When we were in first grade, the class leader's hair wasn't as long as it is now, but it was still very long. When I signed up for the swimming class during the first summer, the class leader's long hair floated in the pool as soon as she entered the water in her swimsuit. It was like a large black mass of seaweed. It scared the other children to the point of crying and shouting: 'Water monster — —!!' "
Xiong YaoYue directly sprayed the cola in her mouth onto the hair of the girl in the front row, then she vigorously patted her shoulder while bursting into laughter:
"Hahahahaha! How laughable! Class leader, I can't believe you're like this! "
The girl in the front row had a head full of cola dripping down her hair. At the same time, she was disoriented by Xiong YaoYue's Diamond Palm and her face was filled with an expression of being played.
Loud Mouth continued: "Because she would be called a water monster every time she went into the water, and she would occasionally scare the other children to tears, so the class leader rarely practiced swimming."
"She won't sink in the pool, but she won't be able to swim in open water. As for being a lifeguard, it's even more difficult!"
"Shu Sha, I can't believe there's something you're not good at!" Teacher Yu commented in surprise.
Do you think the class leader is an omnipotent housework, sports, and learning robot! Humans always have unknown weaknesses. Even a Spartan like me has acrophobia and I can't swim! But I won't easily let outsiders know about it.
But I heard the class leader isn't good at swimming, so I'm actually looking forward to seeing the class leader in the water.
People become timid in areas they're not good at. If the class leader goes into the water, she might become weak and slip on a pebble. Maybe she'll splash around and cry for help?
Ah, if the water wasn't deep, I could wade through the water to save her, and I could even do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation …
Zhuang Ni suddenly woke up as if she was injected with stimulants and stared straight in front of her.
"Class leader, please pair up with Da La when you swim, so you won't be in danger."
Loud Mouth said strangely: "My swimming skills aren't that good, why do you expect me to protect the class leader!"
"You don't need swimming skills." Zhuang Ni said without any doubt, "You have so much fat on your body, so you can definitely buoyant, you can be a swimming ring … no, a hovercraft."
"Class leader! If there's a flash flood, you have to hold onto Loud Mouth and ride her to safety. Even if I die, you have to live on bravely! "
"You're just trying to make life difficult for me!" Loud Mouth grabbed a handful of crispy rice and savagely stuffed it into Zhuang Ni's mouth.
"Bitch! I don't believe I can't shut your mouth! "
Zhuang Ni immediately started coughing violently. It was so intense that it seemed like she was going to cough out her lungs.
Loud Mouth frowned and stopped the forced feeding plan. Zhuang Ni instantly returned to normal and closed her eyes to rest.
Damn it! Zhuang Ni's weakness is an active skill! She'll only be weak when she needs to be weak, how convenient is this active skill!
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