Damn, it's a snake!
Its dark brown back was covered with evenly spaced red stripes, like a centipede without legs … It's a Scarlet Drill Snake! A 20cm long snake should still be considered an underage snake, but an underage snake can easily kill an underage!
When I was on guard and didn't dare to move, Xiao Qin, who was scared half to death by the flying insect, suddenly ran over as if she had found a treasure. She bent down, grabbed the Red Drill Snake by seven inches and picked it up from the ground.
The Scarlet Drill Snake could not use its venomous fangs since its weak spot was grabbed, so it could only coil around Xiao Qin's right arm. At the same time, it angrily looked back at Xiao Qin and spat out its blood red tongue.
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … Ye Lin classmate, look! What a cute little snake! "
Xiao Qin happily showed off to me.
"Cute my ass! Don't come over! Poisonous snakes are much scarier than beetles! Why are you not afraid of poisonous snakes but beetles! "
After being ridiculed by me, Xiao Qin seemed to have realized something and muttered to herself: "That's right … I could clearly shout 'there's a snake on the ground' and then throw myself into Ye Lin classmate's arms …"
Then forget it. Otherwise, you will definitely evolve to the point where you would immediately throw yourself at me when you see a pedestrian while yelling: "It's a person! It's too scary! "
"Don't hold it, throw it away!" I yelled, "It would be troublesome if it bites you or another classmate!"
"Ye Lin classmate likes to worry too much, it's not like I was inspired by a serial murder case just because I saw a snake …"
Don't say that while putting the Red Drill Snake into your backpack! You just want to ask the class leader and the others to take something from your bag and then let them get bitten!
Ah, I suddenly remember, the Little Tyrant did the same thing to me before!
She caught a non-venomous snake from somewhere and put it in her bag, then lied to me and said there was candy in the bag, but when I reached out to touch the candy, I only felt something cold and moist, then I was bitten! Although the snake wasn't venomous, it wouldn't let go once it bit me! While I was running around the room crying, Xiao Qin was rolling on the floor while clutching her stomach.
It was because of this childhood trauma that I had an abnormal fear of snakes. Once I saw them, I would immediately secrete a large amount of adrenaline, triggering a fight-or-flight response. In short, I couldn't take them lightly!
Alas, luckily I am also a snake! Other than the class leader, everyone in class 2-3 was a snake.
In addition to acrophobia and not being able to swim, I also had a third weakness, which was being overly sensitive to snakes. In addition, I would occasionally ask people for directions … I had more than five weaknesses! Big news! The ancient Greek hero Achilles only had one weakness, which was his ankle. In the end, he still died because of it. I have to be careful, I can't let my weakness increase!
"It's not that serious," Xiao Qin said with a smile, "I heard from my mom that the Red Drill Snake is very common in China. Other than the fact that it likes to bite soft things and won't let go of people, its venom is actually very weak. For hundreds of years, there haven't been any casualties …"
"But you can't put it in your bag! You said that Red Drill Snakes like to bite soft things? Could it be … "
Don't tell me you still remember the movie where Cleopatra used a poisonous snake to commit suicide and was bitten in the breast!
Are you planning to hide a weak Red Drill Snake in your bag and let Gong CaiCai and the class leader be bitten in the chest by a Red Drill Snake that likes to bite soft things?
How vicious! I can't believe you have such a large grievance! You actually want to send such precious breasts to the venomous fangs of an ugly reptile?
"It won't hurt too much." Xiao Qin said while stuffing the Red Drill Snake into her bag, "It's such a small snake with short teeth, it might not even be able to penetrate the class leader's bra …"
So that's what you were planning! How could I let you succeed? I'll protect the class leader and Gong CaiCai's breasts! Hurry up and hand over the snake! That way we can still be friends!
With the noble goal of protecting our female classmates, I passed the steel pipe equipment to my left hand and rushed over to snatch the Red Drill Snake from Xiao Qin.
Although I have a bit of fear towards snakes, a man will never grow if he doesn't face his fears!
"Ah! I didn't hold it properly and it fell on the ground! "
Following Xiao Qin's cry of alarm, the Red Drill Snake landed at our feet. I couldn't help but feel my heart stop for a second. Even though I knew the other side's poison was weak, I still couldn't help but subconsciously dodge.
The Red Drill Snake whooshed twice, using its womb … no, its abdominal scales as its power, it quickly scuttled into the depths of the bushes.
Please note, I wasn't scared to the point where I was slurring my words! Besides, the Women's Federation has a lot of power! After my second uncle was beaten by his wife, he could only complain to the Women's Federation when he couldn't get help. In the end, the Women's Federation didn't care at all and even invited my second aunt to teach other pitiful women how to retaliate!
The road under my feet was originally a slope, so it wasn't even. When I was dodging the Red Drill Snake, I accidentally stepped on a small rock and immediately lost my balance.
I shouldn't have fallen in Xiao Qin's direction! I have Yin Yang Sanshou's Pengci Technique, so even if I fell on my back, I wouldn't be injured. Why did I have to fall forward and push Xiao Qin underneath me!
Xiao Qin was a bit surprised at first, but she quickly put on a happy expression and wrapped her arms around my neck from below!
The straw hat on his head had also fallen off. His scattered short hair touched the emerald green grass, giving off a refreshing and natural feeling.
"Sure enough, using the snake as a prop was the right choice …" Xiao Qin muttered to herself in an extremely low voice.
What? Did I get tricked again? Could it be that Xiao Qin never planned on using the Red Drill Snake to bite the class leader and Gong CaiCai's breasts, and she only wanted to use the snake to have intimate contact with me?
The feeling of being toyed with by Xiao Qin made me very unhappy. At this time, we had already fallen behind because we were arguing about the Red Drill Snake, so I planned to immediately climb up from Xiao Qin's body.
Even though Xiao Qin left me with a pretty good feeling even though she was flat chested, it wasn't the time to indulge in her gentleness.
As a result, my upper body got up, but my lower body encountered difficulties.
It's said that blessings never come in pairs and misfortunes never come singly, and I finally experienced it today.
It wasn't easy for Xiao Qin to wear a pair of jeans, and I was admiring it before, but we immediately had an accident because of the jeans!
Because I was also wearing a pair of jeans today, the zipper on our jeans' crotch was actually hooked together and couldn't be separated!
Bastard! Why do women's jeans have to have the same zipper position as us men! You guys clearly don't need this zipper!
What a scam! Our zippers were hooked together, but I didn't dare to use brute force to break it open. I was worried that I would damage the pants, and there was nowhere to change or repair it in the wilderness.
I wanted to reach out and untie it, but I felt like I would have to get very close to Xiao Qin's private parts, as if I was going to use my hands to molest her.
The worst part was that Xiao Qin actually enjoyed this accident. She tightly hugged my neck and made humming sounds under my body. It was super tempting! It was like the two of us doing it on a mountain road!
I pulled my hips back, twisted left and right, and tried to separate the zipper. When I was doing this dirty action, Xiong YaoYue ran down empty-handed to find us.
"The class leader saw that you guys fell behind, so she told me to come over … damn!"
Xiong YaoYue saw our movements and immediately stopped moving forward. She let out a gasp of surprise.
After a while, she looked at me and Xiao Qin with disdain. She crossed her arms in front of her chest and said:
"Ye Lin, Xiao Qin, are you guys going to let me live!? You're doing this in broad daylight? I'm going to burn you guys to death on behalf of the people and the government! "
When did our great motherland change its name to the FFF Republic?
"Winnie, let me explain. It was an accident, it's not what you think!"
I propped myself up with one hand and extended my other hand towards Xiong YaoYue.
"Don't come over, I'm afraid I'll get pregnant if you touch me with your hands!" Xiong YaoYue rolled her eyes and said, "Xiao Qin, you just agree to whatever Ye Lin asks! This is a public area, everyone's just walking ahead! "
"I can't help it, Ye Lin classmate likes it like this …" Xiao Qin said in a low voice.
Now you're pretending to be the victim! If you have the ability, then let go of my neck first!
"Winnie, you can take a closer look." I licked my dry lips, "Neither of us have taken off our pants! We're in this position because our zippers are hooked together and we can't separate! "
"What? You're rubbing against me without taking off your pants? "Xiong YaoYue widened her eyes," Did you rub against me until your zippers got hooked? "
"No!" I waved my hands, "They hooked together after we fell down! You're rubbing against me to untie it! "
"How could it be that coincidental?" Xiong YaoYue expressed her disbelief, "Don't think you can trick me just because I'm not smart!"
After a while, she asked Xiao Qin curiously: "Um, do you feel comfortable like this?"
Xiao Qin shyly closed her eyes, "It's not bad … Ye Lin classmate's technique is good …"
Don't praise me in a place like this! Also, what technique is needed to rub against me!
Suddenly, a white cell phone slid down the fallen leaves on the mountain road like a slide.
Chasing after her phone was Gong CaiCai, whose face was covered in sweat and who was panting from climbing the mountain.
Even though she was at the front of the line with the class leader, she quickly fell to the back because she ran out of stamina.
Now, because she was chasing after the phone, she ended up running down the mountain.
In the end, Gong CaiCai's iPhone 4 landed next to Xiong YaoYue's feet. Xiong YaoYue nimbly bent down to pick up the phone.
"Ha, how are you going to thank me, Cai Cai?" Xiong YaoYue had a complacent expression as she asked Gong CaiCai for credit.
When Gong CaiCai saw me and Xiao Qin on the ground, she immediately covered her eyes with a pale face.
"I, I didn't see anything! I'm short-sighted, so I didn't see anything! Please let me go! "
His legs, which were wearing cropped pants, began to tremble violently.
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